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Do you mind if I change the channel?
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Really?
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Okay.
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It's not normally that easy to convince
you to change the channel. What's going
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on?
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I don't know.
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You look bummed.
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I've just been talking to Jen.
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I don't know. Things aren't really going
the way I want them to.
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What's wrong?
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Just, like, I've been trying to, like,
you know, we've been dating for a while
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now, so I'm trying to, like, make it to,
you know, a third.
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You know, maybe hit a home run or
something like that.
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Wait, you guys haven't done it yet?
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I mean, not with her.
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Wait, you're not a virgin, right?
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No, no. I mean, I did stuff with Kim
when I dated her a couple months back,
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it wasn't really.
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Anything.
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And I feel like Susan just keeps like
leading me on and I don't know.
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So she's just not really into it or you
just not know how to like initiate?
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I guess I don't know how to initiate.
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What? It just feels so awkward all the
time.
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Okay, well.
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I want to help you because it's kind of
important. I mean, you're getting older
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and you don't want to still feel this
way with your girlfriend.
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So, like, what exactly do you do to
just, like, initiate? Do you, what do
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with her?
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I mean.
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Like, you could show me. Like, just show
me. Like, what do you do?
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Obviously, like, we're comfortable.
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I mean, like, I guess now, you know,
we're watching TV.
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I would just, like, you know, maybe
touch her a little bit.
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Maybe hug her, but it never goes further
than that.
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Well, like, where are you touching her?
Because I think that you might not
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realize where there's, like, secret
spots that a girl gets very turned on if
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touch her.
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Oh, well, I mean, like, her hand and,
like... Her hand?
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Yeah, like, I'll rub her back and stuff
like that.
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Okay. Um, well, do you do anything,
like...
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Touch her thigh like this when you guys
are watching something.
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So, okay, well maybe you just need to
give me an example of how you're doing
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this back massage. Are you doing good
back massages today?
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Just try. I want to see what you're
doing.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, it's back rub.
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Okay.
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Consider this your chore for the day.
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There's definitely nothing wrong with
the way you formed my back, so.
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Yeah, that feels really good.
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Is it okay if I put my hands under your
shirt?
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Yeah!
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I don't know why she would immediately
want to suck your dick after this,
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because you have magic hands.
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Thank you.
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I don't know.
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We'll figure it out.
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Something I also do, sometimes I massage
your feet.
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Oh, well, definitely not going to say no
to that.
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Yeah,
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you have great hands.
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I don't know why she's not requesting
more massages from you.
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And then also what I try to do from here
is move
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my work up.
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What do you mean work your way up?
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Work my way up the leg, you know, to the
thigh.
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Well, show me. I need to know what your
moves are in order to tell you how to
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improve them.
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Not good.
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I think one thing I would suggest is go,
like, really slow when you start
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touching his eye. You know what I mean?
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Yeah, this is usually where things start
getting... And then the massage ends.
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It just ends?
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Yeah.
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I feel like...
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I'm already inspired to tend to
different ways.
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I don't know why she wouldn't be.
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Anyway,
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your massages are great. They're
working. So what ends up happening?
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it go wrong?
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Usually, I'll try to like, piss her.
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So I'd pull away and just shut down. Not
really feel like doing anything
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anymore.
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So are you a bad pisser?
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I mean, I don't think so.
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Well, okay. Most guys don't think they
are.
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Well, do you use a lot of tongue?
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Do you drool?
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I'm just trying to think of things that
I know that I wouldn't like.
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I don't think I do or use too much
tongue.
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Okay. Um.
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Hmm.
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Well.
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Okay. I have an idea. This is the only
way we're going to be able to do it. Um.
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Why don't you close your eyes for me?
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Okay.
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Trust me. I know what I'm doing.
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Um. And you're just going to have to
pretend I'm Jen.
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What?
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I just.
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Need to figure out where exactly you're
going wrong. You're not gonna know if
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you're a good or bad kisser unless we
have some I mean somebody telling you
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you're doing wrong or right And I don't
know who else would be the one to kiss
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you and it's just kissing not weird
Okay, we you said you don't need a lot
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talk so don't use a lot of your time,
okay?
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Remember I'm Jen
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Not your sister.
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Kiss me like you'd kiss her.
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Well, your kissing's fine. So that's
definitely not the issue.
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Thank you.
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I don't know. I don't know what to tell
you. I don't know why she's not coming
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on to you anymore. You seem to...
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actually be very good at getting a woman
turned on just i mean
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i wouldn't know either like i guess
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what turns you on um well a lot of
things
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um i actually like the massage thing so
that's why i was like that's working
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don't really know why that wouldn't work
for her um but i have like really
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sensitive nipples um which is why i got
them pierced so in general somebody like
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touches them or rubs them pay attention
to my tits uh that's obviously a very
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big turn on um i just in general like
kissing it doesn't really take much for
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to be ready and in the mood but like i
just i've always so awkward like i just
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don't want to touch your tits you know
like without or
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No, you need to just be aggressive and
be like, there, and start going for it.
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Just test, and then all of a sudden the
girl will be a lot more interested.
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What? That's it?
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If you say so.
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Yeah, it's already.
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You just need to be a little aggressive.
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I guess it's just not in my nature to be
aggressive.
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Maybe that's what the issue is.
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Just need a little more aggression.
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Just don't know how, really.
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Well, why don't you learn from me being
kind of aggressive?
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Take advantage.
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I like that.
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Shit.
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Did you ever suck your cock like this?
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Tell you for a fact, no one ever
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has.
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shit what
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is
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it?
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Oh, my
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gosh.
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I was like, that's the most comedy I've
ever had.
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I'm going to go get cleaned up.
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Hey, I was thinking, you know, I did a
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back rub the other day.
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Yeah.
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Well, I...
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I really want to get better at back
rubs, and I was wondering if maybe I
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get a little back rub, tell me if it's
good or bad.
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Just a back rub to practice?
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Yeah, of course.
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Okay,
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I'm down with that.
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Awesome.
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Mom and Dad aren't going to be home so
late, right?
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Yeah, I think they went to dinner with
some friends or something.
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Nice. Mind if I pull your shirt up?
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Here, I'll make it easier for you.
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Oh, thank you.
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You didn't have to take it off.
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That way you don't mess up the
sacrifice.
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You've definitely already gotten better
at this, too.
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Thank you.
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I guess that's the practice that's
perfect, right? Mm -hmm.
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Do you mind if I practice on your legs
too?
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You can actually do the front of my leg
too.
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You know, you should practice being
really smooth about taking a girl's
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off.
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Okay.
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Fuck.
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Fucking good.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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