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Sweet dinner.

You ever show up?

Nope. Well, I'm getting off in an hour if you want to hang out.

Can I just get some water? Sure.

Sparkling or tap? Tap.

Can you take a bow?

Yeah, can I close up?

Hey, it's me.

I showed up about 15 minutes late and the asshole either never showed or he

already left.

Maybe he's running late.

I don't think he's coming. I think this is his game.

Get women all dressed up and then laugh at it later when they send him a email

for no showing.

And guys think women are psycho.

Yep. Well, I'm going to head out of here soon.

Call you later.

Can you change? No.

Drink alone?

It's water, not vodka.

Why do guys always ask that? You drinking alone?

What, I can't sit at a bar here and have a drink by myself?

Well, not drink, it's water.

But I was asking because I wanted to meet up with someone here.

You mean, like, a guy?

Basically, yeah.

No. I wasn't meeting anyone.

Not anyone important.

I'm scared.

Thank you.

Mm.

Mm. Mm.

Bye.

Hmm. Hmm.

Mm -hmm

Oh, fuck.

Thank you.

box.

Whoa.

Fuck.

That was fucking weird.

Why?

First of all, I've had sex with them a long time. They actually want to call

back in the morning.