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So again.

Okay. Bonjour, mesdames et messieurs.

Bonjour,

mesdames et messieurs.

Bienvenue à Paris.

No. Bienvenue.

Bienvenue. À Paris.

À Paris.

Very good.

Yeah? Yeah, very good. Yeah, you think so?

Yeah. Again, one more time. Okay.

Bonjour, mesdames et messieurs.

Bonjour, mesdames et messieurs. Très bien. No, I'm never going to get this.

never going to get this.

I'll make a total fool of myself if I try to speak French.

No, you'll be fine.

Really, it's only a few phrases you need to know well.

So we'll just focus on those.

That will be easy.

That's easy for you to say. You already know that's already.

Your brain just won't remember the reason.

I wish I could bring you with me as a translator.

Trust me.

It wouldn't be as scary as you think.

Thank you.

That's very nice of you to say.

I think you'll have a wonderful time there.

Yeah, too bad it's just a business trip.

It's my first time in France and all I'm going to see is the inside of an office

building.

You need to find someone to show you around. Take you to a cafe and bring you

dinner in Paris.

Honestly, I don't think I'm going to have time to find anyone.

Well, that's too bad.

I know I was only joking before, but actually, would you be interested in

with me as a translator, a tour guide?

I'm very flattered, but I don't have any plans to travel right now.

No, but you could.

It's as simple as buying a ticket, and I could get it for you.

You will want to buy me a ticket to come with you in France.

I just think I might need the extra help.

Well...

That will make you happy? I guess I could arrange to come.

But for how long?

It's only six days. You can spare six days, can't you? All expenses paid.

Your own city?

Come on, please.

I will be honored to go with you there.

Then settle.

Oh, it's the most amazing wine that I've ever had.

You see?

Are you glad we made time for a restaurant?

Very glad, but most of all I'm glad you came with me.

My trip would have been very dull without you.

I'm sure you would have had a lot of offers from men ready to entertain you.

But, I'm glad you brought me instead.

I didn't want any offers from any other man.

You were the one.

Wow.

Oh! Oh!

Oh!

Bye -bye.

I got the biggest dick I've ever seen.

I got a big fucking dick.

Oh my God, it's so big.

Oh my God.

Get this off.

Get this shirt off.

Get that fucking shirt off.

Please. Get it off.

Thank you.

Hmm.

This is so fucking wet.

Oh, dear.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

That's what I want.