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I'm sorry, honey. I'm just not in the mood right now.

What is it, another headache?

Well... It's the fourth one this week.

I think it's time for a new excuse.

How about, I think I can't do it tonight.

I'm washing my hair.

Dino, that's not fair.

You know I've been having a tough week.

Just be patient with me.

It's not just this week.

I'm not going to push it.

What's the point?

Yeah, and then he just turned over and went to sleep.

And I know I should have felt bad, but actually I just felt relieved.

Isn't that horrible?

Am I a terrible person?

Of course not.

Do you know what your biggest problem is?

I'm frigid?

No. You're carrying around too much guilt.

And that's only because you're not being honest with yourself about what you

want. I don't have any idea what I want.

Yeah, well, that's how I felt, too. After my divorce, I started dating these

guys. You know, rich, middle -aged, business types.

So I went out with a few of them, and none of them did anything for me.

I started to think I was frigid, too.

You know, I was like, what the hell is wrong with me?

Don't I like sex anymore?

That's how I feel right now.

I just don't know what's wrong.

Yeah. So one night, I go to this bar, and I try to grab a drink by myself.

And this young guy, he walks over.

He was the hottest guy I ever...

I've seen.

And he was all of like 25?

Hey.

Do I know you?

No.

Not yet, but I'd like to change that.

Good line.

I didn't see that coming.

It's not a line.

You mind if I sit?

Sure, why not?

So that's when I left the farm.

Then I guess I came out here.

So how's a country boy like you faring in the city?

Well, uh, I guess it takes some getting used to.

But, um...

Starting to figure it out.

Hanging out at bars and hitting on older women?

I'd say you're not as innocent as you look.

Is that what you think?

That I'm hitting on you?

Judging by how many times I've seen you staring at my pit, I'd say yes.

Well, actually, I've always been a little attracted to older women.

All my life.

A little embarrassing, but I lost my virginity to my mother's friend.

I don't know. I guess ever since I've been just kind of trying to recapture

magic that first time was.

Isn't everybody trying to do that?

Well, what are you looking for?

Well, actually.

I had no idea.

Until tonight.

Why don't we, uh, get out of here?

Yeah.

Ugh.

One,

two,

three, four.

Oh, man.

Ah.

You need not apply.

So you're saying you think that I just need to go pick up a young guy in a bar?

That's your advice.

Go ahead, laugh all you want.

Well, when you can't take the frustration anymore, the bar is called

Don't knock it till you try it.