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Here we are.

Can you believe this much time's passed?

No. You know, I'm really glad that we took a turn out considering everything

that's going on, you know? It was a great turn out. I mean, we pulled off

another awesome party, met a president, just like you did our last reunion, and

prom.

You know, I'm pretty good at planning things. Yes, you are.

So, have you seen your forever crush?

No, he said he was coming on Facebook, but I think probably because of

everything, travel restrictions from Australia are probably a hit or miss

now.

I don't know, I really hope to see him because I've had a thing for him since

were like sophomores.

Right? He was a foreign exchange student.

I know. I mean, how could you not have a thing for him with that accent, you

know? Of course.

Speak of the devil.

Look who's walking in with Preston. It's Betsy.

Oh my god.

Crazy.

Hey guys.

You look great.

So good to see you. Hello handsome.

So good to see you guys.

Really nice.

I cleaned up well.

I didn't think you were going to make it.

Well, thanks to the delayed flight, we finally made it. We finally showed up. I

mean, better than the number, I guess.

Stunning as always.

Oh, thank you.

Well, I'm glad that you guys made it. I mean, it's a long flight, right?

Couldn't ask you about it.

Well, I say we do what we did in high school, which is ditch this spot and go

back to my place and have some fun. Yeah, you said bye.

I'm right here.

Sweet. Let's do it. What do you think, Meg?

She's dead.

I don't know.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Something never changes.

Let's do it.

All right. Bye.

Cheers. Cheers.

Brings back memories, doesn't it?

I remember when we came back here after prom.

Oh, wow.

I remember getting home absolutely shit -faced. That was a party that

we'll never forget, huh, Meg?

Yeah, that was a wild night.

It was Maggie's first.

Come on, Meg.

I mean, it was my first, too.

It's okay.

Look, we're all adults now.

You could tell us this story.

What?

What? I don't remember that. Where did this come from?

Holy shit.

Yeah,

you didn't know?

Maybe he's a little free.

What? Okay,

okay. Hang on a minute. I thought you were like a bandit. What the hell?

A geek?

I'm not a geek.

I'm just very serious about my trumpet.

Shy girls, man. They're the freakiest.

Man, this is blowing my mind right now. Sure, I'll take care of it. I've had the

biggest crush on Maggie since high school, and then she comes in at me and

free.

which should have been going on for a long time.

... ... ... ...

...

Thank you.

I had no idea you had all this.

Amen.

That's fucking hot.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Thank you.

Get it.

Get it.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Uh -huh.

Take this off.

Take it off.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah, yeah.

Get it, get it, get it. That big ass fucking dick.

All that long fucking dick in my pussy.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You like that?

Why didn't you ever suck my dick?

yes yes

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't think you guys would have been able to handle all this.

I don't think any of us would have graduated.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Get it. Get it.

Get it. Get it. Oh, you just made such a good girl.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, big fucking head. I love it. Uh -huh.

Oh.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, shit. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, do you want a 59?

Oh, I love it. Yes.

You have a beautiful fucking heart, babe.

Mm. Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm.

Mm.

Yeah,

come here.

Do you want it on the bottom? Yeah.

Hello, Dana.

Oh, yeah.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Right there. Right there. Right there. Yeah.

Yeah. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, right there. Just like that. Just like that.

Oh my

god.

Thank you.

Oh shit.

Oh fuck yeah.

Yeah, you're going to get me.

Mhm.

Oh, right.

How about like once a month?

Why do you have to live so far away?

Oh, you got to come on the face. Yeah. A little bit, right? A little bit. I do

too, maybe.

Woo! Yeah, good job.

Woo! Money.

I know.

You're a little preachy on me.

You act so shy.

You're not shy.