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♪ Yeah, yeah, we going up ♪

♪ Uh, I got my swagger back Swagger back ♪

[Sarah Jane] Mary Holland! Hello.

Daddy's home, baby girl.

-Hey, girls. -[Sarah Jane] May-May!

-May-May! -[Grace Ann] I missed you!

-[Mary Holland] Girl! -[Grace Ann] May sandwich!

-Did you miss us? -The house was quiet without y'all.

-I'm sure. -I'm not gonna lie.

-Is this your journal? -I got a lot

-Did you miss us? -Is that your diary?

That's not my diary. That's market notes.

I don't think you would understand any of it.

Oh.

We are just getting back from Formula 1 in Miami. It was crazy. [laughs]

I had a blast. I had more fun than I have in a while since the breakup.

For once in a really long time, I actually forgot about it

and, like, my mind was on having fun and being with friends

and, like, having a flirt or two. I am entering my full-blown single era.

And so I actually left the weekend on a big high.

Wait, how was your weekend?

-What did you do? -I got a lot done.

Did you build a company? Did you cure cancer?

Do I look like May?

No.

I entered micro-retirement with all of these ideas,

trying to figure out what I wanted to do for the next chapter.

And so I think I really wanna build something and start my own business,

which is why I decided to stay back and get work done.

I really wanted to hash out my business plan, work on my pitch deck.

I haven't gotten this much work done in a while.

We had a lot go down, let me tell you.

Wait, tell me everything. What happened?

I had five rooms in Miami for F1,

and how do we end up sleeping? All of us in one bed.

-[Mary Holland] Stop. -We had probably, like, eight beds

'cause there was certain rooms with two beds.

That happens every single time. In this house we always sleep with you.

She would have been pissed if we went to another room.

-[Brooks] Sarah Jane had an eventful -Yeah.

-bathroom rendezvous at F1. -[Sarah Jane] Shut up.

Why don't you tell May about your shenanigans?

-Don't put her on the spot. -I'll tell her in private when I want to.

She fingerbanged somebody in the bathroom.

-[Sarah Jane] Stop. -That's my girl. Fingerbanging.

Oh, my God. [laughs]

[sighs, scoffs]

I wish I could have been a fly on the wall for that.

I was in the next stall over.

-[Brooks] You were? -I was like, what is going on?

She was in a stall next to you when you were fingerblasting.

-Stop talking about the bathroom. -I was. I was literally peeing,

-and I just heard craziness going down. -Shut up.

-I was like, what is happening? -Did you know it was Sarah Jane?

Well, I looked down and I saw her little feet in the heels, and I was like

Okay, stop. We don't need to talk about this anymore.

-I was like-- -I've heard both of you, by the way.

-Not in a public restroom. -She has had enough.

What are you gonna do?

Formula 1 was It was a chill No, it wasn't chill.

[laughs]

It was crazy and it was fun, fast and freaky.

Question, who wants to come with me to Charlotte Tilbury's party?

-[Mary Holland] I'm down. -[Sarah Jane] I'm down.

-Jinx. -You?

Unfortunately, I can't make it tonight.

-Why? -Where you going with your little smirk?

Just chilling with my man.

-[Brooks] He's in town? -Yeah.

-Why didn't you tell us that? -Why do you never tell us any--

-He's coming in town today to see me. -Oh.

-[Brooks] Prove it. -"Tomorrow we hug endlessly into the night."

[all laughing]

"My sweet princess."

-You're such a loser these days. -Proof in the pudding.

I assumed we would roll as a fucking foursome, bitch.

Bitch, this is the one time I gotta make time for my man.

[Sarah Jane] One time?

I spent all weekend watching you guys pop off at F1,

and I was kind of just like, where's my man?

You can still, like, have single energy and vibe without hooking up with anyone.

-Not her. -I have single energy and vibe.

I was gonna ask, did the G word come up at all this weekend?

Yeah, people are asking me left and right. Then I think whenever they saw

-that I was clearly not with him -Moving on. Yeah.

Yeah, they were like, okay, good for her. I mean, I'm over it. Over it.

-Okay, good. We're all over it. -On to bigger and better.

Brooks talks about her roster more than it exists.

Her roster is two at all times.

That's healthy.

By the way, everyone's been there with a full roster. It's fun.

-I think you should, like, add on to it. -Just do it.

-Yeah. -If you lined up

Sarah Jane's recent hookups, you would not even know where you are.

Like, ugly old dudes, hot chicks, actresses.

When I was Sarah Jane's age, I was married.

And I had one person on my roster, my husband.

I'm dating to figure out what I like.

I am very young, and I'm learning about myself through these different people.

I guess that's where my old little Louisiana traditional self comes out

and I should be a little more wild and free.

Because I'm the youngest,

they all think that they can tell me what to do with dating.

And they actually haven't been that successful,

so I'm not gonna take their advice.

I'm pretty much a prude actually. [laughs]

They're judgy as fuck.

And I think I'm, like, morphing into my parents. Ah, stop it.

You all need to get your own lives.

By the way, I love how in my room there's stray extensions,

and in yours there's stray contact lenses.

That's disgusting. I just touched your eyeball.

I swear they have a mind of their own.

[Brooks] Ew!

[♪ upbeat music plays]

[♪ music ends]

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[surgeon] We can do laser on the outside, which tightens the skin,

but we also have to laser on the inside.

And what it's going to do is help tighten, help with lubrication,

and also help rejuvenate the skin.

Even though I will say I have an award-winning vagina.

-I've been told by many people -Yes.

Not many people. Anyways, I just, like, got out of this horrible relationship,

so I wanna get rid of his juju in the puss.

[Mary Holland] I agree.

After this breakup, I need a good cleansing, a good refresh.

Some people might sage their apartment, go to therapy.

I am all about a good treatment.

So let's just do some kind of vagina treatment 'cause why not?

There was a demon in there at one point.

There's all these things in nature that are great for healing.

And we have a really cool device we'll use on you today,

where it actually makes these ice crystals of the salmon sperm

-and infuses it into your skin. -Stop.

And we put it everywhere? Is that what we're gonna do?

-Literally. -You can put it anywhere in the skin.

Yes, I wanna be injected with salmon sperm.

How do you get the salmon sperm?

So, they take the salmon sperm and they highly purify it.

So they don't, like, jerk the salmon off?

[laughs]

-[Mary Holland] They, like, extract it. -Yeah. They extract it.

-[Brooks] Okay. -Like, in a lab type vibe.

Send them into a little room and, like, show them a hot video.

No, But it's you know, it's made in a laboratory. It's sterile.

It's purified, so

-Wow. Drumroll. -[Mary Holland imitates drumroll]

If shooting salmon sperm into my vagina help me move on from Gleb,

then I'm gonna do it.

All right, girl.

All right, your butt here, head here. And then legs are gonna go up here.

-Oh, Lord. -Yes, girl. So iconic.

First thing we'll do is the salmon sperm facial, but on your vagina.

Are you sure I can't get pregnant by a salmon?

-No. Are you ready? -No.

-[screams] -[laughs]

-I'm jealous. -It's cold.

-I actually like this. -Does it feel good?

-Whoa. -[Mary Holland] Stop.

[laughs]

[Shafer] All right. Give us the laser.

[Brooks] I'm gonna freak out. I'm sensitive.

-You'll be fine. -[groans]

-So you're gonna hear a noise like this. -[beeping]

You got it, girl.

-All right, so just relax your legs. -[screams]

-That was like -You're getting so much hotter

by the second, Brooks.

-This is gonna be so worth it. -Fuck!

I don't know what Brooks has been up to, but I'm 26 years old.

My vadge is plenty tight. And besides, even if I wanted to,

it doesn't fit into my micro-retirement budget. That stuff adds up. [chuckles]

-All right, that's it. -Done!

-You did it. -You're already hotter.

-Hotter than you. Yay. -Hot girl summer O-T-dubs.

[Brooks] Thank you, fishies.

Can't wait for round two.

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-[Mary Holland] Grace Ann. There you are. -[Grace Ann] What?

Using Brooksie's bathroom, I see.

Don't tell Brooks I'm using all of her good products in here.

I just was working on my pitch, and I kind of want to run it by you

to hear your initial thoughts since you are my target market.

-Yeah, go for it. -Without further ado.

I've been working really hard to refine my pitch deck for my business plan,

but I really wanna make it short enough to bring up in a casual conversation.

So I'm pitching it to my sisters this week,

and I know out of everyone, they will be brutally honest.

Most people when they get a nine-to-five

are instructed exactly on what retirement accounts to open,

what health care to choose,

and they have basically a guidebook

-when you join corporate America. -[Grace Ann] Okay.

Millions of workers who don't work on a W-2 don't have that.

So, me?

Yeah, people who make random, inconsistent income

don't have a centralized place to go to be guided on what accounts to open,

what health care to choose, how to basically "adult in life."

Are you saying I don't know how to adult?

I wouldn't consider Grace Ann to be the most financially responsible person,

but hey, that's who I'm targeting.

So if I can't explain it to her, then I can't explain it to my target market.

What I wanna create is one place for the independently employed to go

if they don't have a nine-to-five telling you what to do.

Does that make sense?

Not really. I don't know what you mean by "don't know what to do."

Like, where do you invest your money? Do you have a retirement account?

-Do you have a healthcare plan? -[Grace Ann] Yeah, girl.

You know what I mean?

All of these independent workers don't have an employer.

A lot of people don't know what accounts to set up, what where

You don't make the same every month. You don't make the same every two weeks.

I love her entrepreneurial spirit.

I think she's gonna be so successful,

but sometimes I'm just like, what the hell are you talking about?

Mary and Pip will be able to see what you're missing.

Who is Pip?

-Pip stands for periodic investment plan. -Oh.

So, what do you think? Like, it makes sense, right?

I'm trying to take a shower and relax.

The last thing I wanna think about is how I need to manage my money.

Make it shorter. I'm literally falling asleep in here.

-Okay. -I'm just bored. I'm not gonna lie,

-but I love it. I love the company. -Okay.

Bravo.

♪ We can go anywhere Come and let me take you ♪

-[Sarah Jane] What are you eating? -This is my breakfast.

It's 2:00 p.m.

It's granola.

[Sarah Jane] Okay, good morning.

-Hi, Brooksie. -I like this. I wanna bask in the sun.

-Move. -No, I'm sitting here.

[chuckles]

I wanna be in the sun.

-You fucking bitch. -Ouch.

Ouch? You're pushing me.

Every single seat here is in the sun, by the way.

So, Grace Ann, what is going on in your modeling career?

Well, I just booked a campaign I'm really excited about.

-Tell me. -[Sarah Jane] What is it?

I'm gonna be shooting Juicy Couture swim.

-Stop! Good! -[Sarah Jane] That's sick.

I know. I'm pumped.

-[Sarah Jane] That's so your vibe. -It's so my vibe.

Ever since moving to New York, I've doubted myself for modeling.

My sisters have doubted me too.

In the past few months, that's just been heightened.

I've been having conversations with my agents, potentially getting dropped,

so I'm really relieved that I'm back on track.

And having booked this campaign, I just feel so proud of myself.

Juicy is gonna be my first swim campaign,

so it's really important that it goes well,

especially since I'm trying to break into the swim market.

It's the first launch of their swim line.

-Wait, that's maj. Pookie! -[Sarah Jane] Oh, my God. Juicy!

-[Grace Ann] I know! -You're actually doing stuff.

I'm doing it! I know.

Ganimal.

[Grace Ann] And I am glad that Brooks and I are in a really good place.

It's really cool to see myself and my sisters working for brands

that we grew up on, like Hudson Jeans, Juicy Couture.

I finally feel like my dreams are attainable.

And if Brooks can do it, then I can do it too.

-It's paying off. -Juicy Couture. That's iconic.

-That's so nostalgic for us. -I love Juicy.

-I know. -I know.

Wait, Gan, I wanna come to set and cheer for you.

Come pop by. It's gonna be sick.

With swim, posing is so important,

and I definitely haven't had a lot of experience in this category.

And Brooks is kind of the queen of swim, so of course I'm open to her coming.

I hope she doesn't make any comments or sabotage it

in the way that Sarah Jane did my test shoot.

I'm just saying I wouldn't do no clothing,

which is basically what you're doing right now.

So you're gonna go. Leave right now.

I really need to crush this one.

This is just the start of, like, once you do a big campaign like that,

-and people see it -It's like a domino.

it, like, legitimizes you.

And then, like, everything's just gonna fall into place for you.

Well, thanks for all your feedback, guys. It was super helpful.

-You mean it? -[Grace Ann] Mm-hmm.

Even though I don't always wanna hear it,

-your feedback is greatly appreciated. -Never wanna hear it.

[Grace Ann] I got directly booked from my book.

[Sarah Jane] That's because you made your book good.

-[Grace Ann] This is my first big job. -That's amazing, Gracie.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

I think we should go to an Ellie Goulding concert,

and, like, you know how guys at, like, The Weeknd concert or Drake concert,

like, pick out the hotties? Can we do that with dudes?

-[Sarah Jane] Ooh, yeah. -Why have I never done that?

-That's what I'm saying. -[Sarah Jane] We'll be your scouts, Ellie.

And I'll be your pimp, and I'll be like, "We want that one."

We can bring them up and just fucking burn them.

-♪ I'm gonna let it Burn, burn ♪ -We can bring all the exes up

and burn them.

[Sarah Jane, Brooks laugh]

The iconic Ellie Goulding, she is one of my best girlfriends.

We had a little stint in LA living together.

She was recording an amazing album that hasn't come out yet,

and I was on Dancing with the Stars.

She's an icon, and she's just as sweet as she is talented.

So now that I'm in my single girl era,

I put together a beautiful, fancy-pansty dinner

to just chitchat, debrief the day, hot goss.

-You do, Ellie. -There's so many cute dad-daughter duos.

-Don't go with the dad-daughter. Why that? -Only if they're divorced.

-Why that? -[Brooks] I gotta stop with the dads.

-[Sarah Jane] What is your fetish? -I think I need, not dads.

I think you're in love with our father. [chuckling]

I want a guy that's like him.

Everyone marries their dad, except for some people.

I don't know my dad, so

Exactly. Sorry.

The hottest single girlies in New York City.

[Sarah Jane] Seriously.

Maybe I'll find one at the WNBA party. Maybe I'll go the other way.

You say this every time, and I've told you to stop.

-Why? -Because do it then.

-Okay, teach me. -Ugh.

-That's like some White Lotus. -No. We're not going there.

Every time she's upset with men, she's like, "I might just go the other way."

-That's what I do. -[laughing]

-Ellie. -[Ellie] Works every time.

-[Sarah Jane] Damn. [laughing] -Sarah knows. [laughing]

[Sarah Jane] Um, I honestly love her.

I can't say like a sister. But I

Um.

[producer] Why?

Um. I Ellie's the best.

Maybe with the girls, they don't have all the drama.

Gleb's more of a girl than he is a boy.

We do have the drama though, by the way.

Do you see yourself with him forever?

No, I don't ever wanna be with him again,

but I potentially might wanna fuck him one more time.

-Right. Got you. -All we did was have sex

'cause I didn't really talk to him that much.

-That was your currency: sex. -Yeah.

-[Brooks] And so now I'm like dying over the dry spell -It's a strong one.

although I wasn't that addicted to sex when I was with my ex-husband.

But I do not wanna be with him. He's not my guy.

And one more fuck? Like, what's he gonna give you?

The best orgasm ever? Like, you're good.

-You can do that yourself. -Yeah.

Yeah, with the right instruments.

Yeah, with the right tools. Yeah.

I think the most exciting love comes for a reason.

And it's, like, toxic and it's fleeting, passionate, and it's amazing,

and you're just like no one else

-has ever experienced love like this. -Yeah.

-Yeah. -To me that's all great song material, to be honest.

Annoyingly, I do it for the plot so that I can write a song about it.

-[Sarah Jane] No! -We should just appreciate it

as the moment that it is, and then when it goes away,

-we should appreciate it's happened -True.

and we got to experience it.

-You gonna, like, make me cry. -[Sarah Jane] Buddha.

It's all about us being the amazing women that we are, and then

Yeah.

and those guys are just an accessory every now and then to, like

Yes, Ellie.

-We're all single. -Ready, break.

[all laughing]

♪ And we gonna let it burn Burn, burn, burn ♪

♪ We gonna let it burn Burn, burn, burn ♪

♪ And we gonna let it burn ♪

[♪ song ends]

[♪ rock music playing]

-I'm so happy -We did it!

we're finally doing this. Anytime you're in town,

I'm like, I'm stealing you. At least for a coffee chat.

I know.

-You just give the best advice. -Thank you.

I'm starting to really feel the strain

that freelancers have on their bank account.

I'm getting nervous to look at it. I don't wanna think about it.

Thank you.

I'm really hoping to gain some momentum with this business idea that I have.

So I'm meeting with my mentor to get some advice.

Cheers to this friendship and mentorship.

You encouraged me to quit my job.

I honestly don't know if I would have ever quit if I hadn't met you.

I met Michelle a couple of years ago at a brand event.

And I really look up to her because she too left a corporate job

and started an energy drink company that I work for,

and she's hired some of my sisters to model for as well.

Entrepreneurship is seeing the world not as problems, but as puzzles.

Right now a lot of creators, athletes, entrepreneurs feel like finance

and the conversation around finance is kind of scary or unreachable for them.

-Yeah. -So that's what I wanna bring to them.

And I wanna create a wealth management tool

and just a safe space to talk about finances.

Someone like myself that's been in business for a long time

-still isn't comfortable with finances. -I know.

-Not many people are. -It's silly when you think about it.

Like, I run multimillion-dollar soon-to-be whatever.

-Yeah. -But, like, what's going on in the market?

-Where should I put it? -Yeah. No, exactly.

And it shouldn't be embarrassing to not know that

'cause Wall Street jargon is like a different language

-to a lot of people, and -Yes.

I wanna develop an app and a platform

to help inconsistent earners save, invest and prepare for retirement

'cause it's really a gap I noticed when I was at the bank

and also watching my sisters

who don't have a nine-to-five telling them what to do.

When you start a company, it's terrifying.

Right. I've only been working for four years, so I don't have a ton saved.

Right. So let me ask you, like, the really hard things that we need to figure out.

Do you know how much money you need,

and do you know who you want it to come from?

Um, I need to figure that out, actually. [laughs]

Have you thought about who your first customers are?

Yes, 'cause I am one of them.

Are you afraid of taking their money?

Uh, I'd be lying if I said no.

Who do you want to be your first hire?

I think compliance and legal 'cause I'm scared of breaking the law.

-Yes. -I could go to jail.

Yeah.

What are the things you're most concerned about now?

I guess I'm nervous to get into that first investor meeting

and have him rip me apart.

They're gonna just say, "Oh, my gosh, she's smart,

she's talented, and she wants to do this.

And honestly, the world needs this.

-So let's go." -Mm-hmm.

Totally. Thank you for your advice as always.

-I love seeing you. I'm so proud of you. -Thank you.

I mean, it's hard, but it's so worth it.

I definitely worry that I quit my job too soon, of course,

but getting some validation from Michelle was really helpful,

and it gave me that extra motivation to refine my business idea

and get this thing moving.

-Thank you, Michelle, for real. -Oh, my gosh.

You always give the most sound advice. One day we'll look back on this lunch.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Grace Ann] Guys, I'm so excited. I grew up on Juicy.

It's my first time working with them,

and they just launched a swim line, kind of my first big swim shoot.

Today I'm shooting with Juicy Couture.

It's the first time they've ever launched swimwear.

This is a huge deal for me. I did my swim test shoots on my own.

I built my book. I worked collaboratively with agents.

And now I've booked a campaign, and I really feel very accomplished right now.

-This is so exciting. -What's up? I know, right?

-Campaign girlie. -Hello.

-How are you? -Hi, I'm Brooks--

-How are you? -You know Alison.

It's really important to me that Brooks comes to my shoot today.

She's the reason that I wanted to get into modeling in the first place.

So I really want her to be here and see this moment for me.

It's also full circle for Brooks and I

because we always wanted to be those Juicy Couture girls.

So what's the looks like? I wanna see.

I feel like you need to be really like Y2K nostalgic cutie girl.

-That's how I feel too. -And, like, sassy.

Like, show me something that I can hit.

I don't think you need help in the sass department, baby girl.

-Okay. -Let's see.

Oh, my gosh. Pull your boobies in for sure.

Yeah, I'll definitely be pulling my boobies in.

Yeah, be really sassy and funsies, you know.

Yeah, of course.

Play with, like, the strings on the hoodies and stuff.

-And play with the zipper -And like, those straps and stuff.

and, like, pull the little waistbands up past the shorts.

And, like, play with the shades and, like, bite them and be cute,

play with the chains.

Brooks's feedback is constructive.

I can tell that she wants me to win. She wants me to look my best.

[Brooks] Supermodel coming through. Watch out.

Before the shoot, I sauna, cold-plunged, ran to get my blood flowing.

I did a cryo mask. I did red light therapy,

got a lymphatic drainage massage. I did all the things

to look and feel my best today, so I want this to go perfectly.

[shutter clicking]

Don't be so posed.

[whispering] Relax your face.

I feel like Grace Ann, you know, she works out, she does Pilates.

She's a little stronger in the body, so she generally looks a bit more stiff.

[whispering] Relax your face. Like [blows raspberry]

[blows raspberry]

Yeah, give yourself a little [blows raspberry, laughs]

Good girl, yeah.

-[imitates trilling sound] -[grunts]

Scooch Scooch over just a smidge for me. There we go.

Sort of relax your legs a little bit more for me.

-Shake 'em out. -Yeah, shaky shake.

[Grace Ann] This is the biggest solo shoot that I've ever had, so I'm nervous.

I'm a little bit stiffer today than I usually am on set.

I've built this up for so long in my head and really made it a big deal.

All right, I'm changing into pink.

And I need to just remember, if I feel stressed and pent up,

then I'll look that way on camera, which is never a good thing,

so I really need to try to relax.

-Oh, so cute. -You look so cute.

[Brooks] Whoo! Work it, smoochie.

Yes, queen. Good girl.

Gorgeous. Gorgeous.

I feel like Honey Boo Boo's mom. But prettier. [laughs]

My momager mode is in full effect.

I'm like the mom in Mean Girls with the camera.

I'm like, "Yeah, you're doing amazing, sweetie."

[crew member] Next look and then we're good.

-Yeah, there's one more, I think. -Orange with the one piece.

[Grace Ann] Sweet.

Work hard, be on time, do what you're doing today,

-and you'll be booked all summer. -Yeah.

The only thing is July is not an option for me.

-I'm gonna be going to Africa with Jack. -For the whole month?

Yeah, for the whole month.

[Brooks] Africa is amazing. It's a bucket-list trip,

but she was about to get dropped by Ford,

and then she picked herself back up, built her book up, got a huge campaign,

and then she's gonna go from here to here to here.

How does that make any fucking sense?

Your agents booked you on this campaign. It's a huge deal.

They're probably promoting you for other stuff this summer.

Like, you need to let them know.

I'm obviously gonna ask them rather than tell them.

I left the day after my wedding in an economy flight to Shanghai, China

with my mom, not my new husband, the day after in a middle-seat economy

to shoot an Edition Hotels campaign. Remember that?

Yeah, I do. I will say if I have to come back in the middle of Africa,

of course I'll do that for a massive campaign.

She's definitely not taking it seriously,

and so what's the point in me putting in all this work with her

and, like, holding her hand the whole way?

I have a life, and I don't want to waste my time

on someone that's gonna fuck off to Africa.

-Hi. -[crew member] Are you ready?

-Oh, yes. -Yes, let's do it.

[Brooks] Let's go, girl.

-Sorry, she was chatting my ear off. -Let's do it.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

-[Mary Holland] Hey, girl. -[Sarah Jane] Hey.

-How's it going? Where are you headed? -I'm really late for a casting.

Well, I wanted to run something by you for Mary and Pip if you have time.

Okay, what? I'm leaving literally right now. I'm super late.

No, I know. No, you're so fine. I'll just walk and talk.

Out of all my sisters, Sarah Jane definitely is the best candidate

for giving me the most valuable feedback, but everyone's so busy.

I have to be a little bit aggressive to get a minute with them.

What would make you excited to talk about money

or, like, be around it, or more comfortable?

I don't think anything. [chuckles]

Okay, so that's a good challenge.

I just wanna know if like an event or a magazine,

what kind of branding would resonate with you?

My generation will not watch something longer than ten seconds,

-so like, that pitch even was probably way too long. -Totally.

Totally.

So, this whole elevator pitch needs to be, like,

-ten minutes less. -I'll just ride with you, actually.

Okay. You need to make it ten seconds, like, maximum

-Of course. -like something that fits in a TikTok

because you already lost me in the elevator.

-[Brooks] Lord have mercy. I'm tired. -[Grace Ann] Let's do it!

[singsongy] Off to the races.

I haven't gone on a podcast in so long.

-How are you feeling? -Kind of nervous honestly.

I just feel like I haven't This is the first time

I've ever said anything about it.

And I feel like they're obviously gonna want me to spill tea.

Yeah.

I'm going on the Chicks in the Office podcast,

and this is the first sit-down interview since the breakup,

and I want to live in a place where I'm not scared anymore

of questions about him. I'm not scared of my truth.

And I'm gonna continue and move on with my life.

Like, when I'm thinking about money and how I'm gonna manage my money,

I'm thinking about people I know that I feel like do well with their money.

Yes.

Sarah Jane is just a gold mine of ideas.

So much more helpful than Grace Ann was.

You need to say, like, what inspired you, like, your story.

Yeah, no, I've You're the second person to say that.

-[Brooks] Did you get your brows done? -[Grace Ann] No.

I don't look too MJ, do I?

No.

Stop laughing about the Michael Jackson thing.

It just It makes me laugh every time.

Yes, I got a nose job when I was 21.

It was a combo of my agents telling me I would not be successful

if I didn't do X, Y and Z, and then I change it and now it's too small.

And now everyone's like, you look like Michael Jackson.

It's like, how do you win in this scenario? You don't.

You know, not everyone in fashion

or in the influencer space wants just to go into finance.

-We want somebody to do it for us. -Exactly.

So, like I feel like if you're saying that to

Oh, here I am. Here we are. Okay, I've gotta go.

-Like, ASAP. -Okay, well, love you.

Okay, I love you. Good luck. You're doing amazing.

Go get 'em, tiger.

Dancing the goodbye Gleb, it's Brooks Nader.

-Nice. -[laughs]

[Brooks] Let's go.

[Grace Ann] Just remember, smile and wave.

-[Grace Ann] Hi, Fran. Hello. -[Mariano] Hey, hey!

-[Brooks] Our favorite girlie. -I'm so excited that you guys are here.

-We're pumped. -Oh, my God. We're pumped.

I brought a straggler.

[Mariano] Feels appropriate since the first time you were on, she was also here.

And now she's like, you know what,

-now I need a mic this time. -Yeah.

[Brooks] She hates my glasses, so I'm gonna them off.

-You have to lose the glasses. -[Brooks] Just don't pretend to be a nerd.

-Okay. -I like 'em, but not for this.

What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Ria and Fran.

We have a very important co-host, Brooks and Grace Ann Nader.

-We are over the moon thrilled -So happy to be here.

and I'm also shaking and sweating and terrified 'cause she's here.

You are all living together now. How is that going?

It's interesting having the damn Nader peanut gallery around 24/7.

I can't get away with one thing. If I miss a period, so much as miss a period,

they're all in my room going, "You should take a test. You're one day late."

I'm like, "No, like, get out of my bathroom."

They know everything I do at all times.

I feel like I'm in a conservatorship with them.

-[Mariano] Oh, my -[laughs]

-You have your boyfriend. -[Grace Ann] Yes.

Are you the only one in a relationship right now?

-Mary Holland is in a relationship. -[Brooks] With a British guy.

Oh, my God. Wait, okay, British? Everyone loves a British accent.

So now I need to know more about this guy. Where did he come from?

-[British accent] Cotswolds. -Cotswolds.

-I don't even know what it is. -[Mariano] Cotswolds?

-He's from the Cotswolds. -Yeah.

The latest is that he's invited my parents to Wimbledon.

-[gasps] Wimbledon is so posh. -[Grace Ann] The lord is pretty posh.

And the Beverly Hillbillies are so excited to see everything in London.

They've never been, you know, to London before. My parents.

One thing that is kind of funny and interesting about Jules

is that he is a lord.

-He has a lord title. -Okay.

-So the poshness keeps going. -[Grace Ann] The prince, and yeah.

Yeah, Harry and Meghan and all that gang gangs. Phase two.

-[Grace Ann] Love the royals. -Yeah.

So would she be a lady, if he's the lord?

-I guess she would be a lady. -Yeah.

-I'm not calling her that. Goddamn. -Duchess.

-Lady? -Duchess is, like, higher up, I think.

-Duchess is -I think Duchess is higher.

-Yeah. -She ain't a duchess, let me tell you.

She's a viscountess.

-What the hell is that? -I just know that he's a viscount.

-That's a man, right? -I don't know if that's the same.

-Okay. -[Grace Ann] Yeah, a viscount's a man.

I think Brooks just kind of overshared a little bit about Jules's lordship,

and Mary Holland loves Jules so much and she wants to protect her relationship.

She probably doesn't want it publicly spoken about.

She's gonna be so upset.

[Mariano] How long have they been together?

-[Brooks] Maybe a year. -No. Nine months.

He took forever to say I love you, which pissed her off.

She also dives really headfirst into relationships.

[Brooks] That's the only hesitation I have.

It's not as much him, it's her.

-Yeah. -Let's see what happens here.

If you move to the UK and have beautiful British children,

-then we're all we're all okay with it. -We like him.

I love watching and seeing where you guys are

'cause it's always on the move, on a plane, at a party, at an event, like

What has post Dancing with the Stars life been like for you?

I mean, Dancing with the Stars was such a great experience.

Are we leaving it all in the past?

Like, being on Dancing with the Stars?

And everything that came with it.

Um, you know. I mean, I don't even

Oh, God. Here we go.

I was dreading this. [laughs]

-Um, yeah. -Yeah.

-In terms of my twinkle-toes partner -Yeah.

um, he's, yeah, you know.

So a big debate is like, is this real? [laughs]

[Brooks] People ask me that every day.

They're like, "Why are you sad that you and your fake boyfriend broke up?"

I'm like, actually it wasn't.

Day one, I was like, "Ooh, he's hot."

And even when Dancing with the Stars called,

and was like, "Okay, who's your ideal partner?"

-[Mariano] Yeah. -And I said this, you can quote me.

I said, "I want the hottest, douchiest guy."

-Yeah. We got him though. -And she goes, "Perfect. Got the guy."

And so, like, day one when I met him, I was like, "Oh, this is perfect.

This isn't gonna go anywhere serious.

Like, I know exactly what I'm gonna do here and it's gonna be like a bit."

Day one. Day two, I was, like, in love, and, like, it wasn't a bit anymore.

I think day one when the sisters met Gleb, we all were like,

"Oh, goddamn, this is gonna be a headache and a whirlwind."

And as for the whole, is this fake, or showmance, or whatever,

I can tell you firsthand every time I visited Brooks's trailer,

the trailer was shaking every single time, and I was like,

I would never wanted to go in there. I was always knocking. It was just a lot.

I brought Grace Ann here to have girl chat.

Talk about our sister relationship,

not to bring up Gleb and intimate details about our sex life.

Oh, Lord. Maybe I overshared and I shouldn't have said that.

It's embarrassing. Like, yes, we fucked in the trailer

at CBS Studios all the time.

Do we need to share that on a world stage with everyone to know? No.

Truthfully, I didn't plan to drop that tea. I simply have no filter.

Sometimes it's just better to shut the fuck up.

Yeah, the trailer thing was probably why we didn't win,

but it's like, you know, what's a girl to do?

-[Mariano] I know. -I was newly single.

Well, there you go.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

-[Mary Holland] Grace Ann? -[Grace Ann] Hi, May.

[Mary Holland] Where's Brooks?

-I don't know. -Brooks!

-[Brooks] What? -Come here, please.

-[Brooks] Why? -I need to talk to you both.

Sarah Jane showed me the fucking podcast yesterday.

They're talking about you and Jules.

-Oh, my God. -Hold on.

[Brooks] Sometimes I get a little confused with British guys

because it's like, am I just enamored or

[Mariano] Yep. 100%.

[Brooks] He took forever to say I love you, which pissed her off.

Like, what the fuck was that?

-I didn't say anything bad about Jules. -[Brooks] Was he pissed?

I have to tell him about it. He hasn't seen it yet.

I'm trying to figure out how to approach this.

He won't be offended. He'll just be annoyed because he's private.

Yesterday, Brooks and Grace Ann went on a very popular podcast

and blabbed about my relationship with Jules.

The girls know how private Jules is about that kind of thing, and I'm gonna lose it.

We can never speak murmur a word about Jack,

and you feel the need to go on a podcast and talk all about my relationship, and--

What did I say that was bad about Jules?

Well, you talked about his lordship and his viscou--

-He's not the fucking king. -[Brooks] Lordship. His Lordship?

No, like, what I don't even know what that is, which is why I don't bring it up.

Oh, Lord Jules.

It makes me upset because they're framing it

like I'm only dating him for this, or that's his biggest asset.

And it's clearly not. They know how much I like him.

Brooks said he was a Lord,

and I chimed in and was like, "Yeah, it's so fun and cool."

You were like, "He uses his lordship for to get into restaurants, and blah blah."

-Talking shit about it. Yes, you did. -I don't think I said that.

[Grace Ann] What did I say that upset you? That's all I'm saying.

Just apologize.

I really do wanna know exactly what I said that upset you.

The point is, it doesn't matter what you said.

All you had to say was I have a boyfriend, and leave it at that.

Like, that's the only thing that you're entitled to talk about in my relationship.

-You understand why I'm upset? -I understand that

you don't want me to talk about your relash, and I won't anymore.

You also said that he took forever to say I love you, which is very personal.

-Like, we keep our relationship private. -I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have said that because that's stooping to her level

and divulging information that's between you and him,

and that's how me and Gleb's trailer sex was.

It was between us. And you decided to involve yourself.

By the way, talking about the banging in the trailer has ruined my entire week.

The second I'm done-- No, let me say it.

The second I'm done with the Gleb thing,

it gets re-fucking-surfaced with some random trailer sex story.

-Like, let's leave it-- -They asked about Gleb.

I know, but, Grace Ann, it's annoying. It's annoying.

-You're ridiculous. -[Brooks] Yeah, of course.

What would you feel if it goes,

"Grace Ann spotted fucking Jack on the conservation in Africa that he owns?"

I think my sisters are overreacting about the podcast.

It's really not that big of a deal.

For you to make a sex joke like that, you should have known that

that would just be uprooted out of that podcast and thrown around.

You should know better.

All the headlines are,

"Brooks talks about her not-safe-for-the-workplace

sexual behavior."

And like, "Brooks Nader's sister details

how her and Gleb would always fuck in the trailer."

They didn't say "fuck" because it's an article,

but it was just boom, boom, boom, and my parents see all of this.

They're sending me all of this. My grandmother is like, "Wow."

[Mary Holland] Of course this turns into a fight between y'all.

This is the one time I'm trying to stick up for myself.

Once again, they made this whole thing about themselves.

I just wish I could communicate with someone who knows how.

Let me talk for once in my life. Like, goddamn it.

Say you're sorry you ruined my whole night.

-I said, "Can I speak?" -Both of you say sorry to me.

[Brooks] Bad timing, but those are my pants.

[Mary Holland] They're not. I have the same ones.

I'm just, I'm so pissed. I don't even want to talk to you.

Realistically, I didn't say anything bad about Jules.

Yes, you did, and it's my relationship. Now I have to go call Jules.

-I'm fucking done with you. -Say you're sorry you hurt her feelings.

-What's wrong with you? She's sensitive. -Sorry I hurt your feelings.

I'm sorry, May. I'm really sorry. Come here.

-No, I'm not hugging you. No! -Come here. May, I'm sorry.

[Brooks] You're rude. She's gonna cry now because of you.

-And you should be upset. -I feel bad.

The amount of energy it takes for them to hear me

is almost too much for me to bear.

This is a healthy relationship that I am currently actively in.

I don't think that they recognize the consequences of their actions

when it affects other people.

-Get out of my face. -I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings.

You're annoying.

[♪ pop music playing]

[Sarah Jane] I love a good caviar dinner.

[Brooks] I know. That's why I did it.

-[Sarah Jane] Thanks, Brooksie. -Brooksie Brooks.

I think I am now shifting from the depress-o mode

to Hot Girl Summer Brooksie, which is a dangerous animal.

And I've been dying to go to this new caviar place in Tribeca,

and so I'm gonna take the girls to enjoy a bougie little night.

Treat you to, like, some really true fine dining.

I love it.

Salmon eggs, salmon sperm,

vagina injections.

It's been a fishy week.

-Hey! -Hi, my girls.

[all] Hey!

-Hi. -How are you?

-How are you? I'm glad that you're here! -I miss you guys!

-[Sarah Jane] My Zazy! -Finally.

-My dolls! -Our husbands are here.

Zaza and Hunter are two of my best friends.

Everybody needs a gay bestie. I am surrounded by them.

-[Brooks] Thank you so much. -[Grace Ann] Cheers!

-Thank you so much. -[all] Cheers!

I feel like we haven't all been together since last summer.

[Hunter] When was the last time? Hamptons?

Hamptons probably.

-Grace Ann is queen of the Hamptons. -[Mary Holland] Yeah, she is.

I freaking love the Hamptons.

Gracie, you need a cute pic with Hunty. Your mans.

[Brooks] Aw.

-Can you take it? The light's better. -Sure. Hand me your phone.

-[Sarah Jane] Oh, it's cute. -So good, though.

[Zaza] Cute, now kiss.

[phone beeps]

What the fuck?

-What? -Wait, what? Stop. Give me my phone. Stop.

-[Zaza] Uh-oh. -Sarah Jane.

-Who is this new girl you're talking to? -Stop!

How many people does Sarah Jane Nader have in her "ho-tation"?

I literally can't keep up. It changes every day.

She's fucking my friends.

Whoever she sleeps with, I think is her business.

-Don't judge her sex life. -She's young.

She has, like, eight people on the rost.

Stop judging everything I do.

Feel like there's a bit of micromanagement.

Yeah, seriously. You're not my mom.

-Do whatever you want. -[Sarah Jane] We can talk about it later.

Let's just not ruin this dinner with my love life. Like, it's not a big deal.

[Zaza] I think we need to fill these up a little bit.

I think we should just bring the bottle, yeah.

Brooks, I know you're not trying to be mean.

I'm just saying it's not that big of a deal.

I am gonna do what I want. I love that you're protective.

You always have. You always have your life.

-Period. -It's not funny either.

I'm trying Sorry, I don't mean to laugh.

You guys are clearly high because you're all laughing as you always are.

I don't mean to laugh, Brooksie. I'm really sorry.

I can't help it. I'm feeling really giggly.

This is hilarious to me right now.

It's the worst timing, and I wish everyone was on my level.

I thought we were gonna have a giggly dinner.

[♪ suspenseful music playing]

I'm literally just gonna take five.

[♪ music stops]

I don't mean to laugh, Brooksie. I'm really sorry.

I'm literally just gonna take five.

[♪ suspenseful music playing]

I feel like in a way maybe I'm, like, envious-ish

that she can just maintain all these different relationships,

and it just triggered me into thinking that, like,

I wasted so much time with my ex-husband and with Gleb.

I'm like, how could I be so stupid?

Am I gonna die alone, or do I need to freeze my eggs?

Like, am I ever going to have kids? All these things come flooding in my head.

[Zaza] I feel like I should go out. Where did she go?

[Mary Holland] We forget that she just went through a heartbreak,

and so emotions are heightened right now.

Like, she's crying at the drop of a pen,

and we need to give her some, like, grace and space.

Always something.

Last year she was going through a divorce. Like, people go through things.

-She needs to have the emotional maturity -I agree.

to withstand situations like that.

[crying] I only have them, you know. Like, I'm not, like, married anymore.

They just, like, are laughing, literally laughing in my face.

[Zaza] Obviously that's not cool.

But they haven't had to go through as many

-challenging things solo as you have. -[Brooks] That's the thing.

-I need to pull it together. I just get so sensitive. -I know.

Even though I'm, like, working constantly, I'm accomplishing all these things,

checking them off my bucket list, all career-oriented.

I travel the world. I have amazing friends.

I have an amazing life.

I still feel internally like I'm a failure because I'm divorced and I'm single,

and it's just disappointing.

-Brooksie, are you okay? -I know.

-Yes. -Is something else going on?

-You seem really upset. -No, I feel like it's three against one

on fucking, like, $5,000, like, prix fixe menu dinner

that I planned for weeks, and it's like everyone laughing at me.

But thank you so much for the dinner. I really appreciate it.

I'm not trying to laugh at you.

You're not not trying. You did.

I'm trying to not laugh. Yes.

[laughs]

I just hate to see you cry. You're my sister, and I love you.

When you spend so much time with someone,

there's gonna be friction, there's gonna be fights.

At the end of the day, I'm really happy for my sisters and their love lives,

but I do worry that with all my focus being on work

that I'm gonna miss out on things that really matter in life.

-Y'all ready to eat? -Go, girl!

-Yes, this looks great. -Yeah.

-Let's dive in. -Let's eat.

-Oh, my God, this is delicious. -[Brooks] It's really good.

-Yeah. Okay. -[Grace Ann] Mmm.

-May, why are you so tan? -Thank you. It's Saint-Tropez.

-Oh, we love that. -Can't wait for our house this summer.

Yeah, we're doing it all summer.

I'm probably gonna do my own thing this summer.

With your friend that's moving here this summer for work?

[Sarah Jane] No.

Or with my friend that you hooked up with at F1?

What? No, no.

You have a pattern with her friends.

With my friends, right? She has a pattern.

Why don't you stay away from her friends from now on?

Why?

Brooks has a lot of friends.

And there have been a few that I have had sexual chemistry with.

If you're friends with the world, there's gonna be some crossover,

and I'm all of a sudden the Wicked Witch of the West.

What if it goes wrong between me and my friends because of you?

It's not going to. It's not serious.

They're basically straight. It's not going to.

Sarah Jane is as messy as they fucking come.

She doesn't really have any boundaries or girl code

when it comes to her relationships.

Also, friends are like family to me,

and they're one of the main constants in my life because guys come and go.

Relationships come and go.

I don't want to jeopardize losing them as friends

just 'cause my sister makes a stupid decision.

Like, stay away from my peeps, please.

Sorry to interrupt. We have some Oishii Koyo strawberries

served with white chocolate and a vanilla crema.

Also, yeah, if you crack into that white chocolate shell,

-there'll be some of the Oishii Koyo berry consommé inside. -So good. Wow.

Speaking of opening up the white chocolate.

I just don't want to lose girlfriends

over your puss.

I will never hook up with one of your girlfriends again

Unless it's one I've already hooked up with.

She learned her lesson.

My friends will be coming with me so they don't fuck you on accident.

Bitch.

You're looking a little

a little pale.

I'm gonna throw up.

And I haven't seen her eat really anything in the past few weeks.

She's going around town getting

That's dangerous.

[Grace Ann] There's an enormous amount of pressure in the modeling industry

to look a certain way, and she wants it so bad.

Do I regret quitting my job?

Yes, a little bit because the money is burning at a rapid rate.

And this toilet paper reached out, and they were like,

"We'll offer you, like, 10K to post a reel like that."

Did you have to accept that, though?

I'm gonna have to go back to square one.

She feels like shit every day.

Wait, she said, "I just realized I missed my period.

I hope I'm not fucking pregnant."

-[Grace Ann] No fucking way. -[Brooks] Oh, my God.