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[♪ soul music playing]

♪ I should've known ♪

[Brooks] Holy shit.

♪ Love never lasts forever ♪

♪ You made me believe ♪

[Brooks] I'm, like, super nauseated.

♪ That we would Grow old together ♪

[Brooks] God, this is, like, my nightmare.

[Brooks] I received a few texts from Gleb.

Seeing all these texts, I take it seriously,

and I feel like they are horrible, awful.

[producer]

[sighs]

I don't wanna talk about it.

What happened?

Oh. [chuckles]

Icing on the cake. Deep breath.

-Deep breath. -Oof. I'm, like, shaky.

I mean, it's, like

It seems like it's gonna be impossible for me

to not, like, just start crying in the middle of this.

This is so so dire.

-This is horrible. -[Brooks] Yeah.

[Trinity] He's disgusting.

[Grace Ann] What are you gonna do?

It's, like, gonna be a whole thing now. I don't know what to do.

[Sarah Jane] I feel like Gleb is strategic about this because

the Hulu event is literally tomorrow.

We're going to Los Angeles

because we're finally announcing that we have a show coming out.

And all of the other Disney/Hulu shows are gonna be there.

And so there is a chance that we see Gleb.

I wanna call him and be like, "You're a piece of shit."

[Trinity] You should.

[Sarah Jane] Brooks is gonna be taking interviews and talking to a lot of press.

Part of me thinks that he's trying to get in her head.

I don't wanna bring this up in front of Mom and Dad right now.

I came to Baton Rouge to come home, have some peace,

be around family, be around friends, and he won't go away.

[Brooks] Can you guys beat him up when we see him?

I'm gonna destroy him.

Suddenly, it feels like everything is on the line.

My reputation is on the line, my relationship with my grandparents,

my aunts, my uncles, my cousins, being a role model.

Like, I wanna leave a legacy of greatness,

and I don't want this really nasty narrative

to be attached to my name forever.

-Okay. Let's not freak her out. -[Trinity] He doesn't care.

-Oh, wait. Hey, Uncle Jack! -Hey, Uncle Jack! [laughing]

Here we go.

[Sarah Jane] Cheese.

[Brooks] The problem is the Gleb situation has obviously escalated.

This is the latest and greatest. Do you wanna come over here?

So scared.

[Sarah Jane] It's horrible, Brooks.

Basically, I received a text from him.

-Y'all all know this? -[Sarah Jane] Yeah.

-She saw it. -[Grace Ann] You don't know this yet?

[Mary Holland] No.

-[Brooks] I know. -[Mary Holland] I'm so scared right now.

We can't catch a break from him. It's bullet after bullet after bullet.

Like, I cheat on you, I lie about it,

and then to the public, he's like, "I'm the victim."

It just really pisses me off.

Like, it feels like we're just under attack at all angles,

and I say "we" because we go through this together.

We feel what she feels.

[Mary Holland] What an idiot.

-[Sarah Jane] So stupid. So dumb. -How dumb can you be?

What matters is the truth,

and we know the truth, and it's that he's a horrible person.

What sucks is I can't be like him and stoop to his level

and blast the truth out.

[Sarah Jane] The truth always wins.

I mean, why can't you

-[Brooks] The truth -I don't see why not.

[Grace Ann] I am so pissed off right now.

It doesn't matter what's going on in this family, we ride or die.

And if you come for one of us, you come for all of us.

So Gleb is enemy number one,

and we've got a target on his head now.

I just feel like if I reply or engage with somebody like that,

I'm just fueling him more and more.

-Yeah. -Yes.

He literally wants to see you squirm and freak out.

I don't think I can respond or stoop to his level of, like,

going to the press and being like, "Here you go."

Because, also, that's what he does, not what I do.

[Brooks] There are these certain types of fans that are like,

"No one knew who you were before Gleb. Gleb put you on the map."

This, that, and the other.

And the comments are hurtful because people are forgetting that

he was my pro and I was the star.

I went on a show. He was my teacher. What happened happened.

This has established that he is completely unhinged.

And on his TikTok, they were like, "We need a story time."

He goes, "I'll answer anything you want." His own comment section

-[Mary Holland] It's so embarrassing. -How pick me are you?

"I'll answer anything you want."

[Brooks] He goes, "Should I go live?"

We know you will. You call the press every day.

-"Should I go live?" -[Sarah Jane] Please go live. Please.

It's like, "Buddy, you shouldn't even know how to work that."

-[Sarah Jane] You're 41. -[Grace Ann] So embarrassing.

[Sarah Jane] People are saying she used him for clout and fame

and nobody knew who she was before Dancing with the Stars.

It's literally called Dancing with the Stars.

Not to say that she's Madonna,

but it's, like, why are people so quick to come for her

when he's the fucked-up one in the relationship?

-He's a loser. -Should I show Mom and Dad?

-[Grace Ann] No. -Just tell them what happened.

-[Brooks] So, guys -No, do not bring them in to this at all.

It makes me feel like he's more unstable than we even knew.

I have no choice but to tell my parents what's going on.

I thought it was a wonderful time with everybody today.

-It was perfect. -It was. Now we can just chill.

[Brooks] Do you guys have a quick sec to chat?

-We do. Come sit with me, pretty dear. -[Breaux] Yeah. What's up?

Come sit on my lap.

[Brooks] Okay. Well, actually, I'll just sit here.

Um So

Okay. [sighs] So basically Uh, let me just tell you what's happening.

Okay. It's okay.

Basically, um, Gleb

Actually, maybe I'll just show you.

[Brooks] I don't like It's not It's

Like

So, yeah.

-[Brooks sniffling] -Baby

-Sorry, Brooksie. -[Holland] It's gonna be okay.

It's gonna be okay.

You're not gonna communicate with Gleb.

I know. I'm not responding. There's nothing to respond to that, but it's like

I'm just so embarrassed too, like

[Brooks] This is, like, every girl's worst nightmare.

I just kinda, like, gave a little piece of me away to this relationship

because I was so all in on it and, like, I really did love him.

And I really did give it my all, and [sniffles] I saw, like, a future

and, you know, I just I'm wrong. I was totally wrong.

Looking back on it,

there were so many different things and signs and, like, red flags

that I just didn't pick up on.

And so [sniffles] I do just feel so stupid honestly.

And then he was like, "I didn't cheat on you."

And that's the other part. He did. He never owned up to it.

[Breaux] He's a complete loser, Brooks Claire,

-and he is Nobody I don't -I know, but he doesn't even

-[Breaux] Nobody is taking his side. -[Holland] No.

-[Brooks] Seriously. -It-It's okay, baby.

I don't know what to do. It's, like, obviously, I gonna have them handle that.

But it's, like, why was I so fucking stupid? Like, seriously.

[Holland] It's gonna be okay.

It's gonna be all right, Brooks Claire.

There's nothing you can do to make me love you any more

and there's nothing you can do to make me love you any less. I love you.

It's obvious the kind of a person he is.

-This makes it super clear. -[Holland] Super obvious.

I don't know. I just don't understand how,

like, dudes get away with everything. It's, like

Okay, we're in your corner.

We're with you, babe.

I'm sorry that I'm a loser basically.

[Holland] It's okay. You're not.

[Breaux] You don't have anything to apologize for, Brooks Claire.

You haven't done anything wrong.

I know that I'm very naive, but I cannot imagine someone

that has said that they love you doing that.

We all have regrets. We love you. Period.

[Breaux] You're gonna be fine. Nothing's gonna happen here.

Your gator socks are helping me.

[Breaux] In the bayou, when you come home, you get the gator socks.

If worst come to worst, you move in the little house.

-You come back home -Mom.

I actually am overwhelmingly pleased by their response.

My dad never gets, like, mad, and I can tell

he was really fucking pissed, and he he never liked Gleb.

It sucks. Because we're all about to be at this Hulu event,

and I have no idea what he's capable of.

But at the same time, I need to put on a brave face even though I'm scared.

I just feel bad.

-Don't feel bad. It's okay. We love you. -Love you.

[Breaux] Love you, Brooksie.

[♪ pop music playing]

Did anyone ask you yesterday if we're dating, me and Eliana?

-No. No. -No?

So, I mean, we're not dating or anything,

-but I was overthinking it -Yeah.

and thinking about it so much when it's also, like,

I'm the only one in our family that is openly, like, not straight.

I've been thinking about having this conversation for years.

I know that I want to tell my mom how I feel and how I've felt in the past.

But I don't want to hurt her feelings and make her feel like a bad mom.

The girls bring any guy they've been dating,

even for a few weeks, home.

When I have a girlfriend, it's just not talked about.

So, it feels uncomfortable to, like, bring her home,

and then it's the elephant in the room,

and I would never want to make her uncomfortable being here.

Yeah.

But I think bringing Eliana was good,

'cause it was like a friend and it kind of eased it in.

I could see how it would be overwhelming, but I want you to

I do want to know, do you feel, uh

that we support you in whatever

-Yeah. -you choose and do?

And I hope you feel that.

-Oh, that's sweet, Mama. Yeah. -Yeah?

-Bring whoever you want home. -Yeah.

[Sarah Jane] The fact that no one brings up my love life is hurtful,

and telling my mom this sort of just takes the power away.

Because I don't really care about everyone's opinions,

but I care about my mom's.

The fact that she's so understanding is, like, so freeing,

and it makes me feel like I can talk to her about more things

and that I don't have to censor myself around her.

There's a lot of queer people in the South, obviously,

-but it's so unspoken. -Here's the thing. Talk, talk, talk.

-I don't care. -[Sarah Jane] Yeah.

-I know the truth, you know the truth -Yeah.

which is that we love you, we support you.

You know that and I know that,

and I don't care about what anybody else thinks.

-Mama. -We know the truth,

-and that's all that matters. -We know the truth. I love that.

[Holland] I'm very grateful that Sarah Jane

feels so comfortable talking to me

about her relationships now.

I feel like we've both grown a lot in two years,

and I hope she knows we love her and we support her

and she can always come to us to talk about anything.

We'll always have her back.

-So -I'm just Sarah Jane.

You're just Sarah Jane Nader. Just be you.

-Not sorry. -Everybody else is already taken.

-You have to be yourself. -It's true.

[♪ pop music playing]

[Brooks] Mirror, mirror on the wall. So, do I look the prettiest?

Thank you. I knew it was me.

It has been a whirlwind.

The whole family just got back from Louisiana.

Now we're all in LA together for the Hulu Get Real event.

This is a work event where we're announcing our show.

So I'm so excited to celebrate this.

My parents could not miss this family affair.

Wait. I wanna see that hairpiece. I have an idea.

[assistant laughing]

Dad, I feel like we've got to give you a little weave.

No. [chuckles] That's a negative.

But it would make you cool and different and very LA.

-No, no. Not doing that. -[laughing]

[Brooks] I think it's gorgeous.

-I think it looks chic on you, Dad. -No, no. I'm not down.

-I'm not down with this. Nope. -I like it.

-Come on. -Nope. [sighs]

I'll beat you into submission with a weave.

I can't wait to see Gleb. I'll assault him in the back alley.

So take him out back.

All of the other Hulu shows will also be there,

including Dancing with the Stars.

So this is a big deal.

It's a huge event for us. This is the big day.

It's one of those days that we're all on our p's and q's

when, of course, Gleb is gonna be there.

And I'm kind of worried that Gleb might try to ruin another big moment

just like with the Hudson launch.

So let's try to not have this one ruined.

Let's try to have no tears, and let's just have this thing go smoothly.

[Sarah Jane] No, literally.

I think we should, like, group up on him and take him somewhere private,

and be like I think we should tussle him around, like, I really do.

I think we say, "Stop, or we will end up eating you in our next gumbo."

[Sarah Jane] I feel so angry at him.

Something like this, as sad as it is, happens all the time,

so I'm glad that Brooks felt comfortable enough to at least

come to our family for support.

[Mary Holland] Why don't we just say, "Watch your back"?

That's not intimidating at all.

Is she, like, nervous to see him?

Definitely because she hasn't mentioned him

or, like, that we're even seeing him all day.

Yeah.

[Mary Holland] This is our first day announcing the show.

It's a huge day for all of us.

Obviously, if it I had it my way, I would have some words with Gleb,

but this is our big moment coming out to the world.

We've been working so hard for this show, so I don't really want

to see it all crumble, or see us mess up on our big announcement

just because of this guy.

Brooks has always been saying don't stoop to their level, and I agree.

Silence is sometimes the hardest thing for these narcissists

because they need a reaction.

Did chat tell you this about narcissists?

No, I actually learned this in one of my true crime podcasts I listen to.

Should I sex the eye up a bit?

No, I think you should be sexed down.

[Brooks] I'm not laughing if you notice.

Now you're starting to make me anxious.

Sorry to make that very difficult, but

[Brooks] You just know how to ruin a moment.

I'm just gonna act like he doesn't exist, and as hard as that is for me

because I do

He still hasn't apologized for one fucking thing.

And so I kinda wanna pop him in the face, but I'm just not going to.

[Brooks] I made a huge mistake, and it's just gonna be really hard

to, like [inhales] suck it all up and, like,

not cry and just actually be professional. [sobs]

You know, and it's like I wanna be proud of myself,

and I'm just so disappointed in myself.

Do you like this, Dad? Or no, you don't like it?

-I think it's pretty. -[Brooks] What?

Is that Is that it? It's a great outfit.

[Brooks] I'm not gonna stop now and give him the power.

So I'm gonna put on a smile and try to stay classy.

-Oh. Beautiful. Wow. -[Grace Ann] Yeah, I love. Gorgeous.

That is beautiful.

Like, better than the white little dress?

-No. That's cool, I love that. -[Brooks] It's cute but this is cool.

[Breaux] We need to iron it though on the bottom. There's some wrinkles.

Steam it. Let's go.

Well, Brooksie, the white one was fine too.

[Sarah Jane] Grace Ann or Dad, come help.

[Grace Ann] Guys, get dressed. Let's go.

[Brooks] Steam the goddamn dress.

I'm literally waiting for steam to come out.

Literally, just steam the fucking dress.

I'm literally waiting for steam to come out of the steamer.

-Just get keep getting ready. -I'm coming out of my head right now.

Just fucking steam it.

There is an enormous amount of pressure for all of us.

So it's sometimes easier to just let things go with Brooks

and just be the bigger person and turn the other cheek.

This is not my job by the way. This is a favor to you.

Otherwise we just get into a long back and forth,

and things are just not fun for any of us.

-So you can be nice. -[Brooks] Oh, wow, thanks. Thank you.

You can be nice or you can have a wrinkly dress.

[Sarah Jane] It's very clear that Brooks is reacting this way

because of the whole Gleb situation, and she's taking it out on Grace Ann.

I think I'm gonna feel really pretty

and sweet in front of my fucking ex, freak psychopath.

[screams]

I'm worrying that she's starting to crack.

-[Breaux] We're done with the steamer? -Where's my perfume?

[Sarah Jane] I have perfume in my bag.

Y'all, this is the same scenario as bringing y'all to school

every single day.

Let's go.

[Breaux] All right. Hey, guys, seriously this is like

-a very bad look to be late like this. -Dad, we're rushing.

-[Breaux] May, let's go. We're late. -[Brooks whimpers]

We are on our way to the Hulu Get Real event.

It's gonna be all of Hulu's unscripted shows,

and they're gonna be announcing us.

So it's our big breakout moment, and this is also the first time

I'm seeing Gleb in person since the breakup.

Guys, keep in mind we're gonna keep quite a distance from the cray-cray.

Most events I can waltz in and be so confident, and, like, okay,

I'm gonna own this room, but this room isn't one I think I can own.

I feel actually more timid and scared than I ever have,

but I do feel like I have a good army around me.

I have my sisters, my mom, my dad, and a good little barrier

between us and the other one.

We are so excited that our show Love Thy Nader

is coming to Hulu and Freeform.

There's a lot of tea that will be revealed on our show.

Yep. Yes.

It sounds like it's just gonna be a fun cocktail party,

but it's actually really high stakes.

[reporter]

-Any teasers? -Let's give a tease.

Um We have some characters on the show that only last a couple episodes,

-and then they get cut. -Oh! [laughs]

-They cut themselves out, so -They cut themselves.

-Yeah. -They dug their own grave.

Oh, my God. I may kill you.

Of all the days to have your crazy, toxic liability ex there,

this probably wasn't that day.

-You look so fucking good in this pink. -No, I look like shit.

-No. -I'm just like. I look like a fucking--

-Hi, I'm Sarah Jane. -Hi, how are you?

Guys I'm not even kidding, one of the Golden Bachelors is actually hot.

[Grace Ann] No, it's the one that's on the new season. Right? He's sexy.

No. No. [chuckles]

It's so crazy to be in the same company as so many stars that we grew up watching.

And also to be announcing our own show on the same network

is, like, such a dream come true.

[reporter 2] Tell me everything.

All the things that you guys really actually care about will be in the show.

[Grace Ann] Yes.

[Brooks] What all these celebrities and all these very big executives

at Hulu don't know is that I'm trying to act, like,

professional and keep a smile on my face,

but I'm really dying inside, and I'm so anxious even just seeing him

in my peripheral vision.

It's, like, this secret that, like, I'm keeping.

[reporter 3] What are you most excited for fans to learn about?

I'm most excited for fans to see where we came from

and get a little taste of south Louisiana.

Yeah.

Do we look like we just came from a crawfish boil? Because we did.

-We did. -Yes.

We were barefoot at crawfish boil a day ago.

Fighting over the microphone is just exactly how our entire childhood was.

We all fought for attention.

A lot of hard work has gone into our play tonight.

-Talk a little louder for the camera now. -[guest 1] Your turn.

-[guest 2 chattering] -[♪ humming]

[guest 1] Whoa, baby, whoa, baby.

Some things never change.

I'm most excited for certain people to be exposed.

-Oh. -Tea.

Some of us. Some other people. So we're excited for that.

Hopefully, not me.

[Mary Holland] Oh, my gosh.

It's so crazy. This Hulu event is making the whole show real.

It's definitely a pinch-me moment

because I never thought that I would leave Deutsche Bank

and be at a reality event.

Oh, my God. There's Gleb.

Somebody get me a rosé.

There's this saying my dad told me that is,

"Never wrestle with a pig because you both get dirty

and the pig enjoys it."

So, like if you get pulled into that pen with all the dirt and the mud,

you're gonna get dirty, and the pig's gonna get off on that.

And so at this Hulu event I am not trying to be too defensive,

or I'm not trying to bring it up in press.

I'm trying to be classy. I'm trying to keep it focused on the girls and on us,

and keep our relationship a little bit out this event.

But I'm sure that's wishful thinking.

Let's round up the Golden Bachelors, and have them go for Gleb.

[Grace Ann] When I see Gleb, I'm so pissed off.

I literally have steam coming out of my ears.

I never wanted to see his face again, and now he's smiling, laughing,

seems to be having a good time, joking around with his crew.

It's just It's It pisses me off.

You're glowing in this light, I know it.

I can't wait to find out what happened with Gleb. I'll be waiting.

-He's the WOAT. -[Zachary] He's so hot though.

I wanted to run over there, and punch him in the face.

For context, when my boyfriend cheated on me years ago,

Grace Ann punched him square in the face.

[Brooks] Y'all look stunning in the lighting. Did we get good photos?

-[Grace Ann] Yeah, I think we're good. -I talked to Gleb.

[Brooks, Mary Holland] No, you did not.

-Yeah, he came up to me. -What did he say?

And was like "Oh, hey, Breaux." And I was like

-He goes, "I talked to Gleb." -Talked to you?

No, I was like "Hey, listen, um, I need to talk to you for a second."

He said, "Are you miked?" And I said, "Yeah."

And he's like, "I cannot talk to you." And he walked off.

I am not shocked at all, after what we seen him do the past month.

Cheat, talk shit to the press.

It seems all he cares about is his image

and that he doesn't wanna be held accountable.

I wanna know why he's doing this,

and I want him to admit that he's been playing all of us this whole time.

The fact that he's not willing to have a conversation with my dad

Like, have a conversation. Be a man.

-Where is he? -There will be consequences.

-[Mary Holland] Yeah. -Consequences.

Yeah, but anyway like I said, he won't talk because I'm miked.

If he ever passes you just whisper it in his ear.

-Say "fuck you." -"Fuck off."

-I kinda just wanna go find him, and just -You should.

No, be the better person, okay?

No, no, no. He's not gonna talk to you.

I'm not the bigger person though.

Do it, do it, do it. For real, do it.

I'm just littler, pettier person.

-Let's get a drink. -[Mary Holland] Yeah, let's go.

I have this looming, like, you know, rain cloud, that's like

I-I just hate feeling icky, and feeling like you're in trouble.

And then I look over and, I'm, like, oh, my God.

He's been over there for a solid three minutes

and his mouth has not stopped moving.

[reporter 4] Let's talk about Dancing with the Stars.

-Yeah. -You guys were, like,

the talk of social media.

Are we hoping for that sort of partnership again?

Well, I'm not hoping for that kind of partnership again, that's for sure.

All I can think is, what the fuck is Gleb saying in the press?

[Sarah Jane] Jimmy.

First of all, congratulations to all of you on this.

[Sarah Jane] This Hulu event is a huge deal for our whole family.

We've been so excited for so long to announce this show,

and the fact that we didn't let Gleb ruin this whole day is the biggest success.

It's been too many months of worrying about this loser.

Here we are and it's, like, a real show and all that stuff.

-Yeah. -I hope it is a great experience

-for all of you, and congratulations. -Thanks, Jimmy.

So that's what tequila tastes like.

[Brooks] Just trying to get through this with a smile on my face.

Get through the night, go home and then just be alone.

[Grace Ann] The Hulu announcement was a massive success,

and now that we're back from LA I want to check in on Sarah Jane

about her dating life.

-Oh, God. -[Grace Ann] That's really bad luck.

When your umbrella opens when it's not supposed to,

-it's really bad luck. -Grace Ann, stop.

We need to go to church or something.

-When's the last time you went to church? -Rinse it out of you.

-Easter. -Okay.

[Grace Ann] I think it's a big deal that she brought Eliana home,

and we haven't really talked about it.

-Speaking of Easter -Mm-hmm.

Have you talked to Eliana?

She honestly, like, hasn't been replying to my texts.

-She hasn't been replying to your texts? -No.

I texted her two different occasions this week, and she hasn't replied.

I kinda worry Louisiana scared her off.

Well, do you think she's mad 'cause you started making out

with that guy at the bar? That was kinda rude.

-I didn't-- -She came home early.

First of all, I didn't make out with him.

[Sarah Jane] Yadge. Damn.

Yadge is an old friend. I wouldn't say we were dating in high school,

but Yadge is just always someone I can depend on. He's the best.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I do feel bad that I left her in my hometown in a bar

kinda by herself, and I feel like I do owe her an apology for that.

You think that's why she's not talking to you?

I think she just is taking a step back.

Eliana isn't really replying to me anymore,

and I worry that I ruined the relationship.

I think she might just wanna be friends, and maybe in Louisiana

she felt like it was, like, taking the relationship step almost

-[Grace Ann] Yeah. -Her being home and meeting everyone.

I think it was good that I brought her even if we aren't gonna be

-something serious because -Yeah.

I had a good conversation with Mom on the porch about the fact that

I never brought my ex home.

And just, like, feeling comfortable around the family

and not wanting to upset anyone, or ruffle any feathers, or embarrass Mom.

She was, like, if anybody ever said anything, like,

I would shut it down immediately.

I'm the only one in our family that is openly, like, not straight.

When I have a girlfriend, it's just not talked about,

and so it feels uncomfortable to, like, bring her home.

And then it's the elephant in the room.

We make things really big in our head, and they're not as big.

-Yeah. Aw, that's sweet, Mom. -[Holland] You know?

I think we underestimate Mom.

I think she's more on our side than we think, and she does

-stick up for us to her family. -[Sarah Jane] Right. Yeah.

It's about me and my journey that has nothing to do with them.

[Sarah Jane] I'm honestly so glad that I brought Eliana home

because even if we are just friends, it showed me what to expect

next time I bring someone home.

-Are you attracted to her like that? -Yeah.

[Grace Ann] Or did you just kinda wanna have a little girlfriend moment,

and kinda bring introduce that idea to our family in Baton Rouge?

No, I thought we were vibing, and I don't think that she was blindsided

by any anything. Like, I think she was flirting with me,

I was flirting with her, like, in the weeks leading up to Louisiana.

With that said, I feel like dating is good,

and you learn more about yourself than you do others through dating.

Yeah.

I think it's good for you, but you do have to remember

that when other people are involved, you're dealing with people's feelings.

Don't be selfish.

I'm I haven't been though. I don't think I'm being selfish at all.

Everyone who you're dating, and hooking up with

probably cares about you, or like, everyone is--

And I care about them.

Each relationship has a different meaning to me.

It's not, like, I'm like, fucking all these people.

You're making me out to be a ho.

No, no, I'm not making you out to be a "ho."

-You're going on dates. That's not ho-ish. -Yeah.

Ho-ish would be if you slept with all these people in one week.

I just quit my job, and I'm making some money modeling,

but, like, I have six months of savings. That's fine, right?

[AI assistant] Six months is a solid cushion, just be mindful of your spending.

Yes, I definitely have considered that.

[AI assistant] I'm here for you. You got this, girl.

-[Brooks] Bottoms up. -Bottoms up. It's Monday, babe.

[Brooks laughs] Oh, no.

Now that we're back from LA, it is time to clock back in,

and get back to reality.

I feel like being around family, and just being home is exactly

what I needed right now. Hopefully, we can just relax.

Why do you wear these? Like why?

-[Brooks] What? -Why do you wear these?

'Cause they're very cool and fashionable.

-Said who? -[Brooks] Me.

[AI assistant] Sometimes the best ideas are the ones that surprise people.

Yeah, that's true, Chat.

Also could you maybe be a girl? Like change your voice to a woman's voice?

The male voice is kinda bothering me.

[AI assistant] I'm here for you.

Let's keep things light and friendly. What's next?

Chat, no, no, no. Change yourself to a girl.

[AI assistant] Got it. Keeping things warm and easy going. What's next?

Okay, Chat. You know what, we're gonna talk about this later.

[Grace Ann] Guys.

-Why are you wearing that? -What is happening?

I need y'all's help.

I have a deliverable due tomorrow.

I'm really last minute, and I have to get some photos in this.

Ford is one of the top agencies in New York City. So I feel very blessed

to be signed with Ford, and to be on their board is a huge deal.

I do feel like I haven't taken full advantage of the opportunity.

So if I'm not working and not bringing in money to the agency,

I'm really not of use to them.

So this is why I booked a deliverable for a lingerie brand.

All I need is four photos and one video.

This should be a quick and easy way to make some modeling money.

I have these in my sex cabinet.

-These are cool. -[laughs] Why do you have these?

-[Mary Holland] Kinda hot. -[Sarah Jane] Oh.

Should I do the OGs though?

-That's too, like, kink. -[Grace Ann] This is like BDSM.

-This is cooler. -This is cool.

[Mary Holland] Yeah.

If I've learned anything throughout modeling,

it's that you need to add something unexpected to the shoot

to create more buzz, and make it different.

And so I'm gonna put my little Brooksie spin

on her boring lingerie fire escape photo.

I haven't used these in a while.

I also kinda wanna see her handcuffed. It's like a sick, twisted fantasy of mine.

Sit on the stairs. Make your legs really long.

-This is a vibe. With the Jenga building. -Make your legs really long.

And you get low.

Yeah, this is actually sick.

-It needs something. -Boring.

-Boring. -It needs a little something.

Right there. Keep your arm where you just had it.

Here?

I'm telling you, it's gonna be a vibe. That's perfect, just pose.

-That's tight. Okay. -[Brooks] It's fine.

Yeah, it'll be quick.

[Sarah Jane] Cute.

-The brand is not gonna approve. -[Mary Holland] Hold it.

[Brooks] No, I think it's cool.

[Sarah Jane] I think it's subtle.

Uh, I don't know. I think you should just I don't like it.

-[Grace Ann] This is so weird. -Give me the key.

I wanna just like, take it off.

[Mary Holland] Where's the key?

[Brooks] Key, are you there?

No.

[Brooks] It's literally I see it.

-I think it's on the floor. -You're fucking joking.

-[Brooks] It's on the floor. -Wait, okay, I'm gonna go down.

I think it's just on the ground.

[Brooks] Are you okay?

-It's okay, Gracie. She's getting the key. -It's literally fine.

The key was a complete accident, you have to believe me.

There's all these grates and like holes on the floor on the fire escape.

It just slipped.

[Grace Ann] Ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow.

-Stop. -It's starting to swell.

Okay, don't move it. Don't move it.

I'm sorry. I feel really bad.

-I'm gonna get the key. -[Mary Holland] Just relax.

-[Brooks] Did you find it? -[Sarah Jane] I don't see it.

-Girl, I think we have to -[Brooks] I swear.

Okay, hang on. Hang on. I dropped it right around here.

I worry that it went in the drain, guys.

-We need to call someone I think. -[Grace Ann] Call the police!

That's-That's who you call, right? Or the firemen?

What are you gonna do? You lost the fucking key.

Being trapped like this just throws me into an absolute moment of panic.

It kind of reminds me of when you're in kindergarten, and you slide your head

in between a rail or in between some chairs, and it gets stuck there.

And you have that little moment of "Oh, my God. I'm gonna die here."

[Sarah Jane] There's no fucking key.

[Brooks] It wasn't under the car. It's closer.

[Sarah Jane] There's no key.

All right, I'm asking Chat. Hold on.

I don't Chat's not going to solve this.

[AI assistant] Let's keep our conversation respectful and positive.

We're gonna call 911.

[AI assistant] That sounds like a good idea.

-Call fucking 911. -Okay. Okay. We're calling.

You didn't need to ask AI for that. Call 911.

[sighs]

Oh, my God. Like, she's so mental.

[phone ringing]

[dispatcher]

-Hi. We locked our sister in handcuffs. -[Brooks] We need to

-We need-- -[Brooks] Give it to Grace.

You're doing a horrible job.

She's a drama queen.

So is this the right number, or should we be calling, like, animal protection,

or, like, should we call someone else?

Maybe there's a key a universal key, or--

[dispatcher]

It was an accident.

I think.

Grace Ann's hand is starting to look like a skeleton.

It's turning purple and blue.

This is seriously fucked up.

I've never been more pissed at Brooks than I am right now.

She just constantly is trying to sabotage me for no reason except her own amusement.

I'm really over it.

Okay, I have to go.

-I-I have shit to do. -[Mary Holland] You just leave?

-You have to go? -[Brooks] I do.

If the worst case scenario happened, and she lost her hand,

we'll spin it. And Although she won't be able to spin anything without a hand.

-[sirens wailing] -[Brooks] There it is.

-[Mary Holland] Come on. They're here! -[Sarah Jane] They're here!

-Over here! -[Brooks] Right here.

[both screaming]

[Brooks] You missed it!

-Should we just try and saw it off? -[Mary Holland] No.

[Brooks] Babe, it's metal.

-Are you mental? You're literally mental. -[Brooks laughing]

We're gonna get you a snack and make you a cheese board.

[Mary Holland] We'll be right back, girl.

[Grace Ann] What the fuck?

-[Brooks] This is my dream right here. -[Mary Holland laughs]

[Grace Ann] Guys!

[Sarah Jane] Grace Ann, will you actually make me a water?

-[Grace Ann] Sure. Sure. -Iced, please. With lemon if we have it.

My sweet princess.

After the deliverable for a lingerie brand, I got out of the handcuffs.

But at the end of the day,

I'm never asking them for help with anything ever again.

[Gleb] Just weird and sad how people spread lies and rumors

to promote their new reality show.

[Brooks groans]

Jesus.

-Yo, guys. -[Mary Holland] My God. What is going on?

-Don't fucking help me. -[Sarah Jane] Do you need help?

-Are you good? What's happening? -[Brooks] No, I'm not.

[Sarah Jane] First of all, close the umbrella.

Okay, sorry. [grunts]

If this doesn't stop coming up on my for you page.

-What is it? -All over my TikTok page.

[Mary Holland] He's so embarrassing though. He was--

[reporter]

Right.

[reporter]

[Gleb] Um We haven't spoken.

Um

and rumors

But, you know

Everyone on TikTok is commenting, and being like, "Where's the proof?"

It's hard to avoid the situation, and move on and forward with my life

when my whole for you page on TikTok is me and Gleb.

And so of course, I go to the comments, and they're all in favor of Gleb,

so I feel like it just sends me in this downward spiral of, like,

feeling like I'm not enough, and feeling like I did something wrong,

and just the constant disapproval of everyone online.

He knows what I found.

He got so silent when they were like, "There's receipts."

So be like, here's the receipts. We have it.

[Brooks] I feel like he is trying to launch a smear campaign against me.

And trying to reverse all the hard work I've done all my life

to build a good reputation

of being hardworking and honest, and all these things.

I'm so over it, like

[Brooks] I just feel like,

I don't wanna go do what he's doing and blab around.

'Cause he is a cheater, and I have all that proof.

Everyone sides with the man, always.

So they're like, "Oh, she would've posted the proof by now."

Here's the proof. It's on Hulu and Freeform.

Sorry.

I feel like he didn't want you

'Cause you were also being interviewed that whole day.

He didn't want you to talk about him,

And then he went and blabbed his mouth. Which is so not fair and not right.

But it's also the reason I didn't talk to any interviewers about it,

and I tried to stop was because I could see him in my peripheral vision.

I want to live in a place where I'm not scared anymore of questions about him.

I'm not scared of what happened,

and I want to take back my voice, and take back my power.

I want to have closure. I wanna be like, "Hey. Hey.

Why didn't you come to me with all this bullshit, and say, 'What did you find?'

And apologize, or even ask. You just went straight to the media, gave a statement,

-when I didn't respond for one day. -Mm-hmm.

Because I was crying in my bed, not able to get out of bed.

And you just all of a sudden say, 'I guess we've broken up.'"

If I don't stick up for myself, he's going to think it's okay to walk all over me,

and he's gonna be like, "Oh, I have the upper hand.

She didn't say anything at the Hulu thing, I win."

That's not the case. I've decided I'm over this. I'm done. I don't give a fuck.

I don't care.

-[Mary Holland] Yeah. -Just saying.

Mic drop.

[Brooks] Girls, I feel like I'm just gonna call him and get it over with.

-Do it. -[Brooks] I just wanna be done.

-What are you gonna say? -I think Grace Ann.

I'm over it. I'm not scared anymore. I'm done with this.

I'm closing the chapter, and I feel, like,

I'm taking back my voice, and taking back my power

after being so scared to say anything for so long.

I feel like I should just call him, and just be like,

"Hey. You seem to be confused as to why I broke up with you. Here's why."

Or should I be like, "I'm sorry I went through your phone." Or no?

-No. -[Mary Holland] No apology.

-Oh, and -Why would you say that?

[Brooks] You were with my family,

Just say what you've been wanting to say this whole time.

And just say, "Not that I need to tell you the evidence,

but since you're making a big whoop about having evidence, here's what I have."

-[Brooks] That's a good call. -Yeah.

"Making a big whoop."

-You're making a big mess, boy. -Making a big whoop about all of this.

-Making a big ol' whoop. -If that's a word.

Just tell him what pissed you off,

and why you're never going to speak to him again.

I feel, like, he's gonna, like, hoodwink me into, like, some shit again.

[Mary Holland] Don't let him.

If he starts to hoodwink, literally hang up.

-Hoodwink you into what? -[Mary Holland] Hang up.

If he starts hoodwinking, hang up.

Okay, I wanna do this, but I also don't want to film this, by the way.

-So I wanna de-mic myself. -[Grace Ann] Yeah.

[Mary Holland] Just remember he's a liar.

Whatever he says, he's gonna try to defend himself.

If you feel yourself being hoodwinked, hang up.

[Grace Ann]

[Brooks]

-Re-mic me. -We were ready. We were ready.

[Brooks]

[Mary Holland] Go in your room, do your voice note.

-Do the voice note here. -I don't wanna do in front of y'all.

Despite what people may think, Brooks does love really hard.

Also, she has zero dating experience.

Her first boyfriend, she married.

So she kinds of acts like a 16-year-old girl when it comes to dating.

He does every interview under the sun, and doesn't answer my call.

And says, "I found out through the Internet that she broke up with me."

-It's 'cause he has nothing to say. -[Brooks] I also look

like a Pentecostal while I'm trying be a badass with a voice note.

A Pentecostal? You look classy.

By the way, babe, voice notes, you can't see the person.

-Oh, really? -Yeah.

-Have you ever sent a voice note? -I'm an old, divorced bat.

You send voice notes to me, bitch.

[Brooks] I'm so bad at this, you guys. Also, like, tell me if it's good, okay.

Can you do that part on his thing 'cause I'm gonna fuck it up.

-Yeah. His WhatsApp photo is so scary. -[Brooks] I know.

Guys, I'm serious. I'm trying send him a serious voice note. Help.

-[Sarah Jane] Okay. -Okay.

The voice note Okay. Are you ready?

Don't any of you look at me.

'Cause this is serious, and y'all make me laugh no matter what.

[Grace Ann] Don't look at her.

-Do it. Do it. Okay. -All right. Are you ready mentally?

-I'm ready. -Okay.

Hi.

I just wanted

Sorry. Y'all's faces are killing me.

-Should we leave the room? -How do I open it? "Hi"? Like, I--

-No. -Actually, you just say, "Gleb"

[Mary Holland] "Gleb, this is the last time." Yeah.

Yeah. Here we go.

Tried to call you, you didn't answer.

It seems you're really confused as to why I broke up with you.

I just saw your hundreds of interviews that you gave during Hulu day.

Um Unlike you,

I am not gonna run to the press with all the evidence I have against you.

Saw about the threesomes in Joshua Tree,

and you went on a date with a girl that one of my sisters knows in LA.

Then when I didn't respond,

You went down that road. You crossed the line.

That's really just not cool.

So, yeah, have a nice life. No need to respond by the way.

-That was beautiful. -[Brooks] Was it good?

-That was stunning. -[Sarah Jane] Beautiful, babe.

-Send it. -[Brooks] Was it?

-You crushed. -That was sick.

-Hold on. I'm gonna send it -Let's listen.

I'm gonna send it on disappearing so he can listen to it once.

Love that.

This is it.

This is tying the bow on this horrible disgusting situation.

I have said my piece, and I'm done with this.

-Done! -[all cheering]

[Mary Holland] Finally!

[producer]

[screams] Oh, my God. I feel like my parting words are

Oh, I don't know.

Gleb, unfortunately you turned out to be a kind of a cliché.

I never wanna see you again.

You are never to talk to my sister again.

And if you do, you will have this whole family to answer to.

[Grace Ann] Chapter closed.

You know, I had such a nice a nice time in the beginning.

And I'm really sad and hurt by the way that you played this whole thing.

But I have the receipts, buddy, and so, best of luck to you.

Now that I'm finally in my new single era,

and for me, I feel like I've never been able to date for fun,

and I'm excited to do that now.

I have an award-winning vagina. I've been told by many people Not many people.

I think we should go to an Ellie Goulding concert and pick out the hotties.

-[Ellie] Why have I never done that? -That's what I'm saying.

I honestly love her. But I can't say like a sister.

[producer]

I At least the best.

-I'm gonna be going to Africa with Jack. -For the whole month?

Yeah, for the whole month.

[Brooks] What's the point of me putting in all this work

with someone who's just gonna fuck off to Africa?

-Did Jack ever Let me talk, Grace Ann! -Banging No. Okay.

-I'm so pissed. -Grace Ann, apologize.

I don't even want to talk to you. I'm fucking done with you.

[friend] You have a pattern with her friends.

I just don't want to lose girlfriends over your puss.

Why don't you stay away from her friends?