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Let's see.

Which one of you is going to do the trick tonight?

No. Not what I'm looking for.

Close, but no.

Hmm, yes.

Black on black.

That always does the trick.

Especially when you add a little bite.

There you are.

Girl, you still got it. You don't want any of it to be different.

Internet encounters.

Ladies talk preacher men, ladies and wives.

Hmm. I'm sold.

Vanity line. Chuck speaking.

Um. Hello.

Anybody out there?

Did you call the intermittent counters hotline?

Um, yeah.

Come on.

Yeah, yeah, my name is Christy. All right, Christy.

Christy, you sound sexy. I like your voice.

It's, uh... Really?

Yeah, baby, really.

So, Christy, this is the first time you've done something like this, isn't

Well, yes, I guess so.

Well, Christy, relax.

I'm not going to bite.

That is, unless you want me to.

You said your name was Chuck?

That's right, doll.

What else do you want to know?

I don't know. What do you want to tell me?

Whatever you want to know, Christy.

How about we start with the size of my penis?

You're still looking good, girl.

Now you're looking hot.

Screw what he thinks.

Arva? I'm home.

Sorry I'm late.

Sure you are lying sack of shit.

Later for you.

Let's give him another chance.

Hey, honey.

How was the game?

We've been waiting for you.

You're curious.

And that's a good start, Jamesy.

We as me and my kitty cat.

Okay.

Didn't you play basketball today?

Yeah, what?

What's baseball about when you can't?

What about Crystal?

Isn't she expecting us to pick her up at seven or something?

Don't worry, James.

Chrissy's a big girl, and I'm sure she'll manage to calm her down.

Okay.

Ah, yeah, dang it, right there.

Dang it, Aaron, don't choke yourself.

That's right, baby. That's right.

Only squeeze it a little harder.

I want that nipple to feel like it was me sucking on it.

You like that?

Yes, I like that.

Okay, so I need you to do one more thing.

Anything, Chuck?

Now you're talking, baby.

Can you get some of that sweet juice of yours and bring it up to your mouth and

lick it off your fingers?

Oh, God.

All right, baby, I'm stroking it with you.

Come on, taste it. Tell me how it tastes. Baby, what are you doing to me?

I told you, no more questions.

One more and I'll hang up right now.

Okay, okay.

Good. Now stick your fingers in your mouth and suck every bit of that juice

Yes.

Okay, I can do that.

You like the way it tastes, huh?

Okay, good.

Now put your hand back in your panties.

Did you do it?

Did you do it?

Yes, I did.

Okay, good.

Now we're going to do this together, okay?

Yes, okay.

Okay, good. Now, Christy, put both hands down there and really go for it, baby.

If you can't fit it between those hot little thighs, just use one. But you

to come for me, baby.

Okay?

Oh, like that?

Good. Well, then, do what you gotta do.

Okay, Christy, let's get it on, baby.

Find that butt of yours.

Rub it until it feels like it's going to fall off.

You dirty little slut. Don't you dare come before me.

Oh.

Oh, goodness. Oh, goodness. It has nothing to do with it, Jerome.

Oh, shit.

I'm coming.

What?

What?

What's the problem?

I don't know, James. I'm getting worried.

Chris won't be busy for almost an hour.

Not like her to be this irresponsible.

She's the one planning the whole evening.

Maybe she changed her mind.

Chrissy wouldn't change her mind.

And if she did, she would have called.

I was quite agreeing with you earlier.

I'm sorry for my over -enthusiasm.

But I'm sure I'll have an opportunity to make it up to you later.

I'm going to call her again.

Damn it, Christy. Who the hell could you be talking to for so long?

Why don't we just go see a movie?

A movie? You would just love that, wouldn't you?

Listen, don't blame me because your friends screwing up are even.

I told you I was down with this even though I thought it was stupid.

Stupid? What's so stupid about it, James? The fact that I'm going to get

satisfaction for it, James?

That's not right.

Well, it's the truth.

Hello? What the hell happened to you?

I'm so sorry, Irma. You're not going to believe what I just did.

Are you all right?

Oh, yeah, I'm fine.

So what the hell happened?

I've been trying to reach you for almost an hour.

Are we supposed to go to aphrodisia at 8 .30?

Look, I'm going to tell you about it later. Let me call Sylvia at the

aphrodisia. We need to tell her that I'm going to be late.

I just need a shower and I'll be ready to rock.

You guys still up for this?

Hell yeah, more than ever.

All right, then pick me up in 20 minutes.

You're wearing something sexy, right?

I thought so, until James burst my bubble.

We're going to deal with all that at the restaurant. I promise.

Yeah, it'll take a miracle on my end, Christy.

Look, Irma, change your attitude before you guys get here, and we'll leave the

rest to Sylvia.

Look, what do you have to lose? If you're not satisfied, there's a 100 %

-back guarantee.

Okay, see you in 20 minutes.

Love ya.

Mwah, back at ya.

I can't believe they're parking around here.

Why don't you girls go up and maybe I'll get lucky down here after the box.

If you can't see how lucky you are, you may need 3D glasses.

Tea for power.

So he said that to you?

Yeah.

Geez, that's sexy.

How is James going to talk to me like that?

Well, you never know. He might after tonight.

Christine, if you can pull this one off, I'll eat it myself.

Is it a promise I've made, Irma?

It's whatever you want it to be, Christine.

I can tell already this is going to be one interesting life.

Okay, I guess.

Come on, isn't it more fun than I might expect?

Okay, let's do it.

That's my girl.

Wow.

Better late than never.

place. You like it? This place is amazing.

Follow me.

Yeah, I'll be sure and tell everyone that you guys love this place.

Oh, yeah, and we're even going to bring a man.

A man?

I don't know about that, but my husband, James, he's parking the car.

I wasn't talking about your husband, sweetie.

How about I show you what aphrodisiac is all about?

I'm going to go check this place out. I'll be back.

Thank you.

rrrrrrrr

I love you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Wow.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Thank you.

I don't know what to do.

Huh? Why am I crying for so long?

Yeah, I can't.

Can't make me stop.

Can't make me stop.

Um, here.

I don't know if I have to take it.

Help me. Help

me.

Oh, man.

Yeah. Oh,

man. Yeah.

Once in college.

Once? Yeah.

That's a shame.

So you know what I think? I think it's healthier then.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Here you go.

Thank you.

No.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, great.

That must be his friend, James.

Oh, no, just like him. He always has to put things up.

Hurry.

I am never coming to South Beach again.

Can I believe how difficult it is to get a partner?

Well, apparently not that difficult.

Well, he must be James, I've heard.

So much about you.

Thanks, I guess.

Come on in.

Come on in.

Come on in.

Is that Earl?

No, it's not Earl.

I know my voice.

It's Tiki from the TV.

What's my home doing?

So, has your state aphrodisiac changed you?

More than you can imagine.

So I have a new customer.

Ever.

Perfect.