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Oh, yeah, yeah, I have so many clothes.

Well, it is four years of college, you know?

I gotta dig everything.

It's crazy how much I'm fitting into the shoes, I don't know.

Is there anything else?

I don't know.

There's no way everything's either that or this is it.

It's gonna be a crazy four years. Wow, I'm excited, but get in there.

All right.

Uh -oh, what else am I going to need to bring?

Oh, hey, Mom.

What's up?

How are you doing?

I'm okay.

What's up with you? What happened?

I can't believe my stepson's gone away to college.

We all knew it would come, but it's okay, Mom. I promise I will be visiting

of course. You're my favorite in the world. There's no way I'll come back.

I'm afraid that you're going to go off to college.

How about those college parties with all those girls and you're going to forget

all about me and come home for the Fourth of July?

Don't be like that.

You know that, well, I can't promise you every Fourth of July I'll be coming,

but like two out of the four, three out of the four, you know, I will definitely

visit you. Don't worry about that.

But yeah, it's a new step in life. I'm excited.

It is what it is, Mom. I'm going to do what I'm going to do.

But I'll miss you.

So where are you taking off?

I'm not leaving right now. I'm still packing. This is for tomorrow.

But we still have the party tonight.

Mike and his stepmom are coming, no? So we still have the 4th of July party, and

we're going to have a whole lot of fun. That's why I don't want you to get

upset, because it makes me upset.

And, yeah, let's just live in the moment for tonight, no?

Yeah. Okay, because I don't want to see you with that pouty face. And they're

coming over soon, and, yeah, let's change the vibe, and then we'll talk

tomorrow. I just don't know what to do without my boy.

I feel that.

That's what I got to do. I got to go to college for four years and I guess I'll

do this one.

It's been the best, right?

Yeah. I love you, Mom. I got to finish this, yeah? And then we'll go party?

Okay. I love you too, Mom. I love you.

Let me finish this. This is so much.

Oh, my God. I have so many clothes for four years.

Sweet baby boy.

you so much.

Hey, Mom.

Um, yeah, this sucks, but I'm going to miss you, too.

You're going to forget about me the moment that you get there.

No, absolutely not. You're the number one woman in my life. I mean... Of

I am.

I'm just going to take care of you while you're there. You don't even do your

laundry as it is. I mean, come on. What is all this?

I'm going to be fine. I'm going to college.

You better call me every day.

Okay, yeah. Okay, every day. All right. You ready for our Fourth of July party?

All right. Finish packing and let's go. Come on. We're on a schedule.

Okay.

I'll be right out. All right.

Do you remember when the boys were little?

Playing with each other every single weekend.

Now they're all about to come to an end.

I know.

What are we going to do with our time when they're away all year long?

They're barely going to come back for holidays. What a long part of the

I know.

But there's always a way around that.

So we can always throw them a party, a little class of 15,

kind of like how it's true.

We can give them a cool experience that they're probably going to learn a way.

Kind of like our, yeah, like our, um, the spiciest trivia night that we've

having with our space team.

Exactly.

I want to make out with my son.

No, don't worry.

I'll take care of your son.

And you can take care of my son.

Really?

I don't know, though. Like, what if their dads find out?

Like, oh, my God, it would be ridiculous.

So let's put it this way. You can not have a good dip in a long time. Oh, God,

no. And your boy be looking.

Make sure that we can do everything possible to make sure we get them back

every year for the month of July.

Feel the deal, right? Well, that would certainly get them back home.

These college girls don't compare to us.

Probably.

All right.

Let's do it.

It'll be our little secret, okay?

Yes. Can you promise?

I can promise. Never tell.

Let's do it. Let's do it. Oh,

my God.

It was so delicious.

Wow.

You guys know how to throw it down in the kitchen. Yeah. Your cooking skills

phenomenal. You're so welcome, boys.

Yeah. I'm going to miss that in college. I'll tell you that much.

We're going to miss you. I can't believe you turned out tonight.

Yeah. Those microwavable foods are knock ahead in college. I'm going to miss

that. Oh, my God.

Wow. That's why we wanted to send you out for the best meal ever. Thank you.

your last night here. Thank you, Mom. You're very, very welcome. You're

Love you, Mom.

We have one more activity planned.

Oh, yeah? I mean, what kind of activity are we talking about?

I guess we can hear it out.

Oh, how's it sound?

Independence Day trivia.

Moms versus sons.

I don't know about that.

That sounds silly. Moms versus sons? That sounds kind of whack. I don't know.

It's going to be great. Trust us.

Sure, dude.

Pretty please?

I mean, what do you think?

Dude, we can't even go diving today. We've got to pack. Yeah, I mean, that's

true. Tomorrow morning we do leave early for college.

We've got to get the hell out. I mean, we've got to pack. Yeah, I would love to

play the game, but... It's going to be great, please. We're going to make some

fantastic memories.

Okay.

If you think about it.

Yeah, mom, it will make you happy.

Okay, yeah. Sure. Yeah, just, I guess. Okay, I'll go first then.

Right. Let's see the first question.

What year did America become independent?

Ooh, that's a hard one. That's a tough one.

Making $1 ,600?

$2 ,900?

Yeah. Did you guys go to school? $1 ,600.

Uh -oh. That's wrong.

Oh my gosh, that was bad.

That was bad.

Well, you got that wrong. That was very wrong.

I mean, you know.

What?

Oh my gosh.

Dude, why are they out?

Yeah, so are yours.

Why are they out? Yeah. What type of game is this? This is part of the game?

can't see this. My gosh. This is your reward.

Reward? It feels like a punishment.

Yeah. Dude, I don't know. You ask another question.

Just change it. All right.

England.

Who's the king?

Yeah.

George Jefferson.

What are these?

Well, now we have to show our pussies.

Oh my goodness. No, that's also wrong.

Where did you guys go and study these things?

What's their punishment now?

I don't want any more punishment. Thank you.

You guys have to get a little touch in.

Are you sure?

Yes, a little bit.

Oh my gosh.

You guys are going to miss this whole band.

It's a crazy game. Dude, I'm touching your mom's.

Yeah, I'm touching you. That's what we're doing right now, right?

Oh, shit.

Wow. Next question.

Okay, what was the first president?

Who was the first president? That's a great question. Please get that right.

Babe Ruth.

Oh, did I get it wrong again?

That was very wrong.

That was baseball.

Yeah, baseball.

We got it wrong again, so now the punishment is whip out your cocks.

Yeah. Whip out your cocks. We have to? Really? Why?

You'll see.

Okay. Do as we say.

Whatever I mean. Okay.

Oh, okay.

Well, sure.

Come on.

Wow.

You guys do a little hand job, okay?

Okay.

How many stars on the fly?

I got it. That's an easy one.

69.

Oh, is that wrong again?

It's 50.

Thank you. I think they're right.

Well, then it's time for your parting gift.

What are you going to do? Oh.

oh my

god

i didn't i didn't know my mom could do it like that oh my god

i'm not so wet mom do you like sucking his dick

Oh, your mom knows what she's doing.

I don't want to hear that, dude.

It's just weird.

I'm just saying.

Make sure you're treating her right. Yeah.

oh wow your mom knows you're still in

law dude again just keep it to yourself i mean i can't she's really amazing

wow i mean mom does look like you're doing that yeah right

i mean yeah oh

You go off, Mom. I see you doing your thing over there.

Are you encouraging your mom? Yeah.

Thank you, son.

She looks hot doing it.

I'm proud of you, too.

Oh, thank you.

Oh,

yes.

Oh,

man.

Your coffee. Your son's coffee is so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, your mom's mouth is so soft.

Yeah.

Oh, your mom's going to tell me.

You like your dick, Mom?

I love it.

I can barely put your son's dick in my mouth.

Where do you think our mom's going?

I have no idea, but it couldn't be college, right?

Are they like the college chicks that we're gonna deal with for like in the

future?

This is what's happening in college, dude?

I don't know, but I don't know if they're doing it as good.

Remember,

never as good as home.

Just like the home -cooked meal, I guess.

Oh, wow.

One more question, boys.

Yeah, I got a question for you, actually.

What is the capital of the United States?

Alabama.

So far from the truth. Yeah, that's a state.

So far.

That is wrong.

Now it's time for our last little punishment.

Forget it wrong. There's no punishment.

There's more to this. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Get saddled up.

Yeah.

Will we... It's time for you guys to... Okay.

What? Oh, shit.

What?

Okay. Last step.

Are you sure, Mom?

Do you think that's us? Okay. Okay. Yes, we're sure.

Whatever you say.

You're fucking my mom.

Oh my god, your mom is amazing.

Oh, I'm gonna miss this.

You're gonna miss talking to my mom?

Respectfully, yeah.

Are you trying to run?

Oh, my God. Oh, wow.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Oh,

this is so good.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

That was so fucking hot.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

I want to feel your pussy.

Oh, I feel so fucking hot.

Oh my gosh.

Dude, your mom feels so good.

I bet she does.

It's so fucking hot in here.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Is that the airway?

I do not know that game, all that we got here.

That's a crazy game, actually.

You guys would play that game in college?

Oh, yeah,

all the time.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Wow, Tom, I have no idea. Your cup got so fucking big.

It got so big.

You are feeling her pussy.

Mom, close your eyes.

It's so good. It's definitely good.

It looks like it. It looks really good.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness.

Did your mom suck your dick? Yeah.

Yes, she did.

Oh, she did such a good job at it. Oh, wow.

Wow, she sucked that so good.

Oh, let me put it back in.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you're so good. Oh, you're so good.

Oh, you fell out.

Let me put you back in. There you go. Oh, yeah.

Thanks, Mom.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. This is so good.

Oh, your mom's pushing so tight. Wow.

Oh, shoot.

Fuck. Mom, is he fucking you good? He is.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

This one is railing me. Fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

Mom,

are you stuck in my dick?

I'm just taking over from him.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh,

fuck. It's so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, mom, your mouth is so good.

I kind of want to feel how your pussy tastes like if your mouth is that good.

I was kind of thinking the same thing, Walt. Yeah, right?

Do you think we can... Do you think I could just fuck you? I kind of want to

fuck you, Walt.

If you promise to come back next year.

I promise.

Let's give it a whirl.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Mom, you feel so loved. You feel better.

Wow.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

This is such a good idea.

Yes, it is.

I can't wait to do this every year. Oh, you better come back to us now.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Oh, my

God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

All the things are good.

Oh,

fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, I love fucking you, man. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God. Oh, God.

I feel

so

fucking good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God. Oh

my

God.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, my

God.

Why do you keep getting in the way?

Oh, God, it's so fucking hot.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh my

god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, I'm watching YouTube. Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh my

God.

Oh my gosh.

Mom, I love the way you feel.

Oh, my

goodness.

Oh, where are we going?

Oh, my goodness.

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

I don't think I want to leave here.

Oh my gosh, Mom.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, don't stop helping me, son. Oh, don't stop.

Oh my God, Mom, I just want to be proud of you. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh

my

gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my

God.

Oh, my

God.

I don't know, he's so fucking good.

He's so fucking good.

He's so much better than his dad.

Oh, my God.

Oh my

gosh

Oh, I might have to come visit twice a year.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

oh come on yeah

Oh my

god.

oh my god oh

my

god

That is so hot. Oh my god.

Fuck.

That was so hot.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

How was that for your dying away party?

That was insane.

I'm definitely going to be visiting all the time. Are you sure you didn't go to

college?

You're making it hard for me. Can I come back for Christmas instead of waiting

for next year?

You can come anytime. I promise at least next Fourth of July I'm coming.