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For years, man has retreated back to nature

to make peace with himself. Back where the sight of greenery against an azure

blue sky.

The sweet,

fresh, salt -smelling sky gently kissing the sandy shore. The peaceful birds

gathering to keep company to a bit of seaweed from some distant land.

The ancient rocks standing immobile against the horizon against the

bubbling brook.

running down the back of a friendly mountain, caressed by the heavenly

a gracefully bending tree, can help him forget the mad,

impetuous, senseless, thriving bustle of the city with its traffic, its sirens

and its bees.

Modern living is driving an ambitious civilization ever forward to higher

buildings, automatic auto,

More potent pills.

Bigger stomach aches. Quicker liquor.

Faster freeways and tighter underwear.

But the common man, the simple, uncluttered fellow who merely lives from

day, what is he doing?

What is he thinking?

And where, I ask you, where is he going?

Mr.

Tease.

Bill Tease.

Who knows what mission the average man may set upon as he greets New Day?

Who knows what fate will befall him in the helter -skelter world in which we

live?

The common man on a mission, together with an unobtrusive, imprecise brown

suitcase, strapped to a bicycle.

Delivering radioactive isotopes that will make our country invincible against

enemy attack.

Or information, perhaps, that will aid our wide system of counter

-espionage.

A modern man must find his place in society and diligently pursue his

never wavering from the appointed task for which he has been chosen, never

shirking his duty or letting outside in the appearances, deterring.

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A modern man must, in the course of his endeavor, always keep his eyes on the

future. For who knows how the windies of his fate may twist and

thaw.

But what does man think of when the twelves of day are finished?

Is mind concerned to nobler thoughts?

Music,

poetry, companionship.

And so ends another day. Another seeming eternity in the complex theme

of things.

But all work and no play makes life a dull hell. That's why you'll

find modern people, leaving the hospitals we're getting to escape where

gentler sounds of nature, back into the desert, seriously thinking

about his problems.

I don't know about the public distractions that ordinarily, however,

And so ends a day of meditation, a day of communion with nature.

Tomorrow, the grind of labor will be lessened perhaps by the fond memories of

the laborer. Tomorrow,

another dull day like the last.

Thank you.

Another dull day like the last. Or has the pressure of modern living begun its

insidious task of breaking down the moral fiber of our

indomitable mischief?

Psychiatry. A friendly oasis in the vast desert of masculine frustration.

The minute examination of the mind to discover the underlying mental causes.

Producing certain mental and nervous disorders.

As difficult as his modern civilization, equally as forceful is the spirit of

modern medicine.

A few words of friendly assurance, and once again the steps of forceful, and

Tease is armed with newfound tolerance.

Occasionally, of course, the need for more than one day of rest will arise. A

pleasant prescription easily and pleasantly administered.

Perhaps a different locale will suffice in bringing peace to the people's

groves. Solitude is undoubtedly the answer.

Exercise, the use of the proper muscles and fresh air to prepare the actions of

celebration.

If the thoughts of the working day continue to plague one, concentrating on

random facts is occasionally helpful.

Psychiatrists have stated that relaxation is aided by remembering new

numbers, dates, and places.

Doctors have stated for many years that sunshine in measured quantities has a

very beneficial effect on the human body. Sunshine also is important to

photosynthesis and evaporation, which eventually leads to rainfall.

The density of water is 64 .4 pounds per cubic foot. Water was one of

the most important earlier means of transportation.

The sea has for years fascinated the roving instinct in London.

All kinds of cargo can be shipped by water.

In fact, the United States exports more tons per year than any other country.

Equally as great as the cargo is the different types of power available for

propelling watercraft.

Many famous discoveries were made by seagoing men.

Columbus, Magellan would too.

But there are many others.

For it is a natural instinct in man to discover and conquer, to

plant his staff in new soil and acquaint himself with the natives of the area.

Bathing, a custom that we all accept today, was frowned upon, strangely

by our earlier forebears. They thought it was vain and sinful.

Now we all take pleasure in this pleasant bath.

Rubber was invented in 1873 and has been used in a variety of ways since then.

More than one sturdy chassis has been supported by the dependable strength of

rubber. Yes, man has come a long way since he spent his time idling

uselessly in the tree.

And two, he's progressed tremendously since he climbed down from the trees and

tried uncertainly on the shores and waters. The flora and the fauna. The

and the fauna.

Speaking of reptiles, there are many varieties of poisonous snakes.

Most of them are found on the dark continent, but we have a few at home,

The outboard motor has brought a renewed interest in water sports in this

country. Every year, more and more marine enthusiasts flock to the shores

lakes and springs for exercise and healthful relaxation.

The guitar, as we know it today, came about as a result of many types of

string instruments.

There was first the harp,

the lute, then the zippo, and the mandolin.

The guitar is a very sensitive instrument, with G being the third

played over a system of frets. Sensitive men have been fretting over G strings

for years.

He is looking at the third string.

Advertisers have found that the women of America are keenly interested in the

type of stuff they use.

In fact, the men of America have a keen interest in the product and how it is

used also.

Thank you.

Of course it must.

The lingerie manufacturers have made a fortune in recent years with innovations

in styling and new synthetic silks and rails.

Women are deeply interested in their undergarments. As a matter of fact, who

it?

If frustration persists, modern man can at least be thankful for the advances in

modern psychiatry.

On the other hand some men just enjoy being sick.