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I got some really cool beads that I brought back from Mardi Gras that was,

know, they're really fucking great beads.

See, you won 29 beads one night, and I won, like, 42.

Wow. That's a lot of work.

I got some cool, like, weed beads that, like, bleed.

Yeah, it's all like, um, and I brought them for the fucking party tonight, but

then my luggage got locked, so.

I guess I'm just going to leave with you.

Because I don't want to take them back to Panama.

Finally.

All right, let's move the socks.

Let's move the socks.

Wait, they don't go with the outfit?

No, not really.

So what about strip poker and skating? Have you guys ever done that? Oh,

actually, I used to break into Starry Plains, the pool, and go skating in

Really?

Like a public pool?

Yeah, you go to a party club and go skating in there, and then you call them

saves.

I've never done saves.

You played strip poker, though, right?

Actually, I played strip poster once when I was a kid. Strip poster?

I did.

Strip poster.

I'm going to get a strip poster.

No doubt.

You want some of this drink?

Oh, sure.

Is that mine or yours?

Do you have your tongue pierced, too?

Oh, nice. Both of you.

Can you do the tongue trick?

Oh, nice.

I can do it without my tongue ring. I can fold it in half.

Yeah, and all I can make is this really clover.

I can do it better without the tongue ring, but I can't do it with a pierced

thumb. Too hard?

You have to go ready to get naked and get in the tub.

Oh, nice.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

We need more water.

We need more water.

I don't know. I didn't see it.

You know what?

Yeah,

look at her elbows. That's crazy.

Are you too?

That's awesome.

That's weird.

I don't know.

What happened?

That thing on my butt.

I don't know what's going on. Is that body broke?

What's going on, bro?

Oh, wait, wait.

Because I'm not very fun to take.

I disagree.

I disagree.

I hate pictures. I hate them.

Like, Bart is trying to take a picture of me. I'm like, no!

I literally freak out on people.

Except all those bruises.

I know. Or the leg blinks. Oh, yeah.

We can Photoshop that out. Oh, really?

Yeah, we can use Photoshop.

Can we see the other one?

What's the next camera?

No. No.

Normally, even with my boyfriend, I have a problem. I will not let him see me

naked. Really?

Yeah. None of my ex -boyfriends have ever really seen me fully naked.

Not for Michael. Michael has seen me fully naked. I don't know.

Yeah, but the lights are off and the covers are over and they're not really

looking.

You know what I mean? I mean, you're both very pretty, so you seem very

to me.

Good to know.

Hey, will you watch me get right in front of it? Oh, okay.

You ready, Brian?

I don't want Bob coming in outside.

We're fine. You guys can shoot. Go ahead.

Ready? Yeah. All right. Well, we're ready to see you guys make it now. Who

to help us through with their violence first?

I'll help you.

What?

That means I just have to get out of here longer.

What's that?

We did it.

Ah, well.

I'm not very... Just stop.

It's a little weird.

Oh, what? Taking her off? Taking her shirt and pants off?

It doesn't seem weird to me.

Nice.

Very nice.

You guys stay next to each other?

Yeah.

You guys have fantastic lines.

You really do.

What's that?

Yeah,

it's really good.

Sure.

Is it too hot? No, it feels good.

Can I put this back up, Brian?

Well, actually, damn it.

Not even a good shot.

Man, that was kind of both elegant and small.

Pick up the bed when you're in the bubble and you can totally make it now.

That's the bed.

Brian, are you with us?

Yeah. Oh, nice. I couldn't get him to stand up like that, though.

You want to know what it was?

The flash.

Something changed on the flash.

Did you reset it? Yeah, I reset the flash.

Say that one time for Brian.

Oh, bubbly.

Bubbly's good.

Was it warm?

Yeah,

and it hits again.

Paparazzi has arrived.

Can I get a butt shot of both of you standing like that too?

I've seen their butts before.

Actually turn them more straight on to me.

Fantastic.

What's up?

What?

Well, I don't know how to tell you how to get here.

No, I can have Brian tell you.

Where are you at right now?

Smile over there.

Okay.

No, you're going everywhere.

That was fun. Yeah.

If you go Edgwood North, it will run into Collins Road.

I mean... That

was a good one.

See, I'm talking to this guy, but I don't know if I want to date him.

Like, he wants to date me, but I don't know if I want to date him.

because he just got out of Jumper.

He's basically his mama.