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Let's get married. Oh!
Congratulations!
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I mean I'm not pregnant.
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But, yeah, we're officially trying.
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We were just wondering if we could
keep Ella tonight. Oh...
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I just want to go to dad's
and see THEIR puppy.
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Why don't we hit pause?
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Stop, we're hitting stop. OK.
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There was something between us.
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Yeah, his wife!
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I've been in therapy.
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Since when?
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Hey! Hey, Laura, how's it going?
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Sorry, do I know you? James.
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Oh, yeah, the funeral.
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Christening. That's what I meant.
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Same thing, kind of.
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Funeral of my dreams for being
Joe's favourite godparent.
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Or even Lee's favourite.
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Ha-ha, nice one.
Yeah, I remember you now.
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The kids' party entertainer
with all the godchildren.
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Where are they?
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Do you have them squeezed in one of
those little trailers, no?
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Well, funnily enough
I don't normally bring them to work
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with me, unless of course
they're ill. I'm a paediatrician.
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Oh, Jesus, you had to slip
that in, didn't you?
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Everyone knows you're
a paediatrician, Jesus.
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You know, that's exactly why
you've got so many godchildren.
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Free 24/7 health care.
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Yeah, I figured.
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Well, it's a relief to see you're
not holding a grudge
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over the whole godparenting thing.
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Fucking joking me!
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Yeah, nice to see you, James.
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Paediatrician. Nice to see you too,
Laura, the...
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Fuck's sake.
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What's going on?
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With? With the adverts.
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With Samara getting treated
like a summer blockbuster.
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We advertise all the time, Laura.
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Oh, when did we last
advertise a writer?
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We need younger readers, Laura.
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Or at least convince our advertisers
we have them.
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I don't know if anyone's noticed,
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but I'm the one who's been nominated
for a press award tonight.
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Why aren't we advertising that?
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Samara's a good property for us.
She could get us all a pay rise.
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How does one person get all that?
And they're barely in the door.
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Who said it had to be one person?
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You give us good stories,
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stories that get clicks
and we'll promote it.
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And what's the latest
with homelessness?
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I want to go really big on this.
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How was the sleep out?
Er, yeah. Ah, good.
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Really good.
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Sad. Really sad, but really good.
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I need to build it up.
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It's going to be a slow burn,
but, I mean, I'm all over it.
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OK, that's great.
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I've loads of other ideas as well.
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Such as? Erm...
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..er, therapy.
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Not that life coach,
think positive thoughts rubbish.
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I'm talking old school, hard-core.
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My friend's just started
and, like, it's changed her life.
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What sort of thing
are we talking about?
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Has this been court ordered?
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Oh, jeez, no. God, no.
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No, completely voluntary.
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I mean, she's normal.
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Well, she's not normal.
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More, then. Better than normal.
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It'll be like getting
inside the mind of the...
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..the modern day
professional Dublin woman.
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Would your friend be up for photos?
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No. God, no, no.
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Erm, but we could do it under,
like, a pseudonym.
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Orla on the couch.
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I like it.
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I look forward to it. Oh, great.
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I think.
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All right. OK, I'll see you later.
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See ya.
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You better not mention anything
about us. Oh, Christ's sake.
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Calm down, of course I won't.
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I've got loads of other things
going on in my life actually.
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Haven't even told the therapist
about us,
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cos I don't want her thinking
I'm that kind of woman. OK.
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And what are you actually even
talking about anyways?
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If we don't mention it,
it never happened.
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I know. OK? Yeah.
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Oh, hey, here. What?
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Think I might be able to claim
the sessions on expenses?
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Unbelievable.
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Mm. So have you written
your speech yet? Am I in it?
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You're the first person I thank.
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I want to go to the awards with Mum,
but she says I can't.
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I've tried to tell her what a horror
show the awards are.
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They're not for kids.
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They're not even for normal adults,
they're for insecure people
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like the Kardashians and...
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..auntie Laura. We are strong women,
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with a healthy sense of
our own self worth, remember?
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Siobhan could do my make-up.
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Not happening, darling.
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Shame.
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She's going to sit around
watching TV now.
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Great! Remember Ella could count
to 20 before she could walk.
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Had nothing do with me or you
and everything to do with kids' TV.
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What I'm trying to say,
is I know what I'm doing.
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So who are you going with?
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Table of ten.
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Well, you know what I mean.
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You should get back out there, Kate.
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Stop pretending to be all tough,
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strong and self-sufficient.
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Jesus, what is this?
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I don't need a bloke any more
than I need tips on fun parenting,
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but thanks for all of your concern.
We just want to see you happy.
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We? You can tell Siobhan I am happy.
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Ella and I want to see you happy.
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Ella does see me happy.
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When I'm not under observation.
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Like, she said the other day...
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I need to... What?
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No, she was tired obviously.
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What? Spit it out.
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She said she feels sorry for you.
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Yeah, I just want to keep it small.
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Keep it real, you know?
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Registry office and then down
the pub for a sesh with our mates.
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Seriously?
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We want a bit of tradition,
don't we? Do we?
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It's just so expensive, Martin.
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My folks will help pay.
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Katie can do the photography.
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A lot of folks are getting
a drone these days.
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Do you want a drone?
Mm, yeah. Definitely.
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Camera staring down my tits,
every bride's dream.
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That's my dream.
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Why don't we meet halfway?
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Registry office and a drone?
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You know what I mean.
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A church wedding and then a splash
for family and friends.
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We only got engaged last week,
Martin.
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Do we have to make
all these decisions now?
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I feel quite sick
just thinking about it.
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I mean all that planning
for just one day.
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HE SLURPS
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I do actually feel quite sick.
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Seriously, think about it.
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You know, it's not just one day,
is it? It's the first day.
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Of a lifetime together.
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Mm. I see.
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When you put it like that...
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Have you read Samara's column?
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Yeah.
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It was...thought provoking and
incisive
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and no, of course I haven't read it.
Thank you.
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That's not why I haven't read it.
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Doesn't matter. Still, thank you.
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I'm thinking about
writing about therapy
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using my sessions with
Dr F as research.
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That's a really bad idea.
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I think it's a great idea.
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I could challenge the stigma,
help other people,
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if I do have any issues
they'll get fixed
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and...maybe even get a Pulitzer.
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Trust me, I've been there.
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So much stuff is going to
come to the surface.
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Do you really want to...
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..unravel in public?
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And for what?
Other people's entertainment?
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Ah, it'll be fine.
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I think it might be my thing.
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Confessional journalism.
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Under a pseudonym.
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Speaking of awards...
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..how you feeling about tonight?
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Indifferent, you?
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Yeah, yeah, same.
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Not really thinking about them.
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Are you not really thinking
about them 24/7?
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It's just an honour to be
shortlisted.
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SHE GIGGLES
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What? It is!
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Oh, my God, oh, my God.
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Oh. Shit.
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Oh, God, oh, shit.
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All right, just give me a minute.
I said, stop scratching.
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Hello?
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The nits are back.
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I just cannot get rid
of the little feckers.
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Excuse me, anyone home?
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Sorry, yeah. Erm, try this.
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Erm, apply copiously.
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Leave on overnight
and reapply in a week.
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That should get rid of the
little ba...beasts for you.
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Move.
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Excuse me? Sorry.
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I mean, I know your girls are a
handful and exhausting and all that,
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but, I mean, ultimately they have...
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..massively enriched your life,
haven't they?
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SHE SCOFFS
You're a ticket.
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Get out.
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Stop scratching!
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BELL RINGS
Mind the car!
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When you were online dating,
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which apps had the fewest pervs
and weirdos?
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The lesbian ones.
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It's not for me, it's for Ella.
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She's 11.
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I'm doing it for Ella.
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She wants to see me with someone.
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Plus, it has been
a seriously long time.
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Maybe I should get back out there.
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How long? Long.
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An Olympics.
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Wow. Four years?!
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Thank you, Laura,
for spelling that out.
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I haven't missed it.
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I've had more important things
to do.
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Still... I do not have a man-shaped
hole in my life.
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You know what I mean.
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PHONE VIBRATES
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Ella. She wants to come
to the awards.
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Poor Ella, snubbed for the party.
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Imagine how proud
she'd be seeing her mam
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and maybe her auntie Laura win.
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Excelling in their careers,
who needs a man? And all that.
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Al, what's up? You're awfully quiet.
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Oh, I've a lot on my mind.
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You're not having second, third,
fourth thoughts
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about you and Marty, are you?
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Because if you are,
we're here for you. Well, I am.
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She's got a lot on her plate.
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No, it's all going ahead.
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We're at the planning stage.
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So what's it to be? Small
and intimate, because of your...
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I mean, our age. That'd make sense.
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Plus it's less hassle if you do
change your mind at the last minute.
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Less humiliating to disappoint
ten people, than 200.
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Yeah, that's what I was thinking,
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but Martin wants
the big traditional thing.
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Mm-hm. I can't decide if
we should waste the money on that
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or keep it for other...things
in the future.
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Right. I'm off to see
my best pal, Dr F.
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Do it for the right reasons, Laura.
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I'll be fine. I know what I'm doing.
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Oh, thank Jesus,
I have to tell someone.
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I'm pregnant.
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What, what, what?
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This is good. This is great.
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Congratulations. How are you
feeling? I don't know.
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Excited. And terrified.
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I still feel like that every time
I stop and think about Ella.
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I don't want to tell Laura.
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I think if both of us have kids,
it'll just freak her out,
258
00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:28,600
so can you? Me? Why me?
259
00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,720
Because you're better
at that kind of thing.
260
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Tell her when she's pissed.
261
00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:35,960
Maybe tonight, but only if
she's happy pissed, not gin pissed.
262
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:03,960
Do you remember that shameless
influencer I told you about?
263
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,080
Mm-hm. Samara.
264
00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,280
Oh, God, you remember her name.
265
00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:09,640
I really wouldn't bother.
266
00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:12,640
Anyway, yeah, her.
267
00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:15,400
The paper's treating her like
she's some kind of superstar.
268
00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:17,840
Right. And how do you feel
about that?
269
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,040
Well...
270
00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,280
..as you know
I'm not an angry person,
271
00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:26,080
but I must admit it's
fucking pissing me off.
272
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,000
I mean, I'm the one who's been
nominated
273
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for a press award, not her.
274
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,400
And I've got a feeling, I don't know
if I should say it out loud,
275
00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:35,200
because I don't want to jinx it
but I've got a feeling...
276
00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,880
..this might be my year.
277
00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:40,520
Are awards important to you?
278
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:44,480
Not to me, but I think
it might be nice for my mam and dad
279
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:47,960
to tell all their friends
and all the family,
280
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,840
especially my auntie Bronagh
who's a judgey bitch.
281
00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:54,960
So this is a way of getting their
and everyone's approval?
282
00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:00,560
Not really. It's just nice,
you know? For them.
283
00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,400
But there's been a big change
in the family dynamic.
284
00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:05,320
You know? With the arrival
of Joseph.
285
00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:09,080
We've spent a lot of time
talking about that.
286
00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,160
Perhaps, you know, this is a way
287
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,800
of getting back some of that
attention.
288
00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:16,280
What you trying to say,
that I'm jealous?
289
00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,760
Because I'm absolutely not.
290
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,680
I mean, you're off on the wrong
tangent there, no offence.
291
00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:21,960
I don't do jealous.
292
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,680
I think it's a very
unattractive emotion
293
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,160
and it's one that
I like to rise above.
294
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:29,120
And as I've said before, though
you probably didn't pick up on it,
295
00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,760
I think Patrick's actually jealous
of me. Right.
296
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:35,440
My freedom, my career, my whole...
297
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,800
..exciting life,
can't be easy for him.
298
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:42,640
He does get a lot of help,
free help from my mam and dad.
299
00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:45,960
Yeah, no, you've mentioned that.
A couple of times, now.
300
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:50,320
I mean, I do think it's lovely that
they spend loads of time together,
301
00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:53,560
especially seeing my dad,
you know? The...
302
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,760
..renewed zest for life.
303
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,360
It's amazing.
304
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,640
You see when I was younger,
my memory of him
305
00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:05,600
was when he was made redundant
and he just sat in a chair all day.
306
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,680
He didn't really communicate,
you know?
307
00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,720
No lights on.
308
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:12,720
One tea bag for six cups of tea.
309
00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:15,480
I think he was probably
depressed actually.
310
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,880
But you know what Irish men
are like.
311
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:21,000
They don't talk about their
feelings, it's just,
312
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:24,080
"I'm grand, it's grand,
everything's grand."
313
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:27,600
So maybe your dad
wasn't available to you
314
00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:30,280
the way he's available now
to Joseph.
315
00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:31,800
Have you got a dog? Hm?
316
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:34,200
I didn't see you as a dog person.
317
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,440
More of a cat person.
318
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,280
Although I suppose when
I think about it,
319
00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,600
I can see you out walking it.
320
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:43,320
On the beach, maybe. So we were...
We were talking about your dad.
321
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,000
I bet it's a golden retriever.
322
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:47,200
Puppy? Or a Dalmatian.
323
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,600
Please tell me it's not one
of those little purse dogs.
324
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,200
I don't have a dog, Laura.
325
00:14:58,560 --> 00:14:59,960
Creep.
326
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,040
Weirdo.
327
00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,160
Perv.
328
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,000
Hey, Rory here. Leave a message.
329
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,040
VOICE MAIL BEEPS
Hi, it's me.
330
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,520
I'm going to take Ella
to the awards - just for an hour.
331
00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:18,440
Don't tell her,
I want it to be a surprise.
332
00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,760
Welcome back,
if you're a Samara cara.
333
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:24,600
For my global audience,
cara means friend in Gaelic,
334
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,880
and that's what all you guys
are to me - my friends.
335
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:31,840
Today, I want to talk about
why I quit alcohol,
336
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:35,320
because I realised you can't drink
away your feelings.
337
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:36,960
This French rose...
338
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:53,040
RECORDING: Paper's treating her like
she's some kind of superstar.
339
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:56,000
DR F: And how do you feel about
that? How do you feel about that?
340
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:58,280
I think he was probably
depressed, actually.
341
00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,640
You know what Irish men are like.
342
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,960
They don't talk about their
feelings, it's just,
343
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,040
"I'm grand, it's grand,
everything's grand."
344
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:08,240
So, maybe your dad
wasn't available to you
345
00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:10,560
the way he's available now
to Joseph?
346
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:19,480
I've got a little surprise for you,
for after dessert.
347
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,520
Is it another dessert?
348
00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:24,960
Close your eyes.
349
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,040
Does this mean
what I think it means?
350
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:45,920
Twins.
351
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,360
What? No.
352
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,680
I'm joking. Oh.
353
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,440
Come here.
SHE GIGGLES
354
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,680
Yeah, coming.
355
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:07,000
Oh.
356
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,280
Can you go and get her?
No, Ella's not here.
357
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,440
Siobhan took her to the cinema.
What?!
358
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,320
Don't you check your fucking phone?
359
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,800
Not when I'm sleeping, I don't.
360
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:18,040
Where are they,
will it have started?
361
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:21,120
Yeah, they'll probably be halfway
through the film by now.
362
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:22,640
For fuck's sake! What?
363
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:26,080
Just go, have fun. I mean there's
always next year, isn't there?
364
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:28,680
I'll tell her you called round
and were going to take her, will I?
365
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:31,000
Don't do that. Christ,
that'll just make it worse.
366
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,960
"Oh, your mum was going to take you,
but, hey, we fucked it up."
367
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,240
Bye.
368
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:38,000
Feel free to call round
any time and wreck my head.
369
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,240
Oh, oh...
370
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:49,680
I just want to thank my mam and dad,
371
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,360
and all my colleagues.
372
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,560
Kieran, thank you.
373
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,360
Don't have sex with Kieran.
374
00:17:56,400 --> 00:18:00,160
I want to thank my fourth class
primary school teacher,
375
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:01,560
Mrs Heaney.
376
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,840
She was kind of an early version
of what's now known as a hater,
377
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:09,600
and I believe she's long since dead.
378
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,080
RIP, bitch.
379
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,200
Stop!
380
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,160
Guys, come on.
SHE CHUCKLES
381
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,960
That's a lot of effort
for someone who's indifferent.
382
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,480
You know, I'm glad that Siobhan
always does the right thing
383
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,920
and actually seems to like other
people's kids, which is not normal.
384
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,800
Sometimes she just...
She just pisses me off.
385
00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,640
Ah, maybe this isn't for Ella.
386
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:35,120
At least you can get hammered.
Though I'm off the drink,
387
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,960
cos you can't drink away
your feelings.
388
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,000
Of course you can,
that's the whole point. Mm.
389
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,080
In fact, I need to get you
happy drunk tonight,
390
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,160
so let's drink away
all the bad feeling.
391
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:49,120
Wow, you look really nice.
392
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,440
Yeah, I just threw this together.
393
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,720
You look really nice yourself.
394
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,440
Probably should have got him
a drink.
395
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,760
Why? Because that's Shaun O'Reilly -
396
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,880
great former editor turned
exec gobshite.
397
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,880
Oh, and chair of the judging panel.
398
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:09,080
I don't want to be accused of
bribing the judges, if I win.
399
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:10,560
Not that I think I will. Uh-huh.
400
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,680
You remember Laura?
401
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,640
Oh, of course. Yeah, hi, Laura.
402
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:16,680
Hi, Samara.
403
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:21,080
Oh, no, I'm not drinking.
No, but thanks.
404
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,040
Oh, my God, are you doing
this sober?
405
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,560
Yeah, I'm on the cranberry.
406
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,760
Have you got a UTI?
407
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:31,840
What? No. No, I just...decided
to quit.
408
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,400
Since when? Since ages ago.
409
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,920
Well, I quit for a while
410
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:39,120
until I realised that moderation
beats abstinence,
411
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,360
in all aspects of life. Mm.
412
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,520
I literally vlogged that
this morning.
413
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,360
You look very handsome,
Mr McCormick. Oh!
414
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,440
Good luck.
415
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:52,760
Ow!
416
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,480
Have you shagged her? No!
417
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,520
I don't believe you. Right.
418
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,800
OK, if you haven't, why not?
For fuck's sake.
419
00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:00,120
No, even if you haven't -
420
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,360
which I don't believe -
421
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,280
it's so obvious you want to.
422
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:04,800
Which is just as bad!
423
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:07,120
Christ, Laura,
fucking listen to yourself.
424
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,480
So what if I did want to shag her,
so what?
425
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,200
It doesn't mean I have or will.
426
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,080
I know, I know, it's deranged.
427
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:15,200
It's driving me out of
my fucking mind.
428
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:16,360
I'm going to...
429
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,680
Why do you have to be so weak?
430
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,880
Why do men have to be so weak?
431
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,120
I'll just have one or two.
432
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:33,120
Moderation beats abstinence,
after all.
433
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,320
SHE MIMICS: "In all aspects
of life."
434
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,320
You love Samara Brennan too?
435
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,960
I think she's awesome
and she's here.
436
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,160
Mama.
437
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,400
Mum.
438
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:57,200
Martin. Yeah?
439
00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:00,440
You want me to rub that oil
on your belly? No.
440
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,120
I mean, yeah, maybe later.
441
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:04,680
Let's just go for it.
442
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,440
With the wedding.
443
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:11,000
I mean, not the 20 grand
and four dress changes
444
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,960
and photos from the sky, but...
445
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,200
..a bit of tradition.
446
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,560
Church? Yeah.
447
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,280
Big party? No, but... Ish.
448
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,880
Right, biggish, TBC.
449
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:29,240
Synchronised surprise first dance?
450
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,360
What? No.
451
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,600
I'm joking. Oh.
452
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:37,240
This is the best news.
It'll be great.
453
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,520
I love you, Alison.
454
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:41,560
Yeah.
455
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:42,640
Yeah, same.
456
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,040
SHE MOUTHS: Mama.
457
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,480
SHE CHUCKLES
458
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,040
APPLAUSE
459
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:57,320
We come now, of course,
to the feature writer of the year.
460
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,520
And the nominees are...
461
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,520
Davina O'Connell,
462
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:06,400
for Inside The Diet Fad
That Became A Cult,
463
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:11,760
Laura Donegan - The Adoption
Families Refusing To Give Up Hope,
464
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:15,600
Declan Ferguson - The Hidden Trade
That Shames Us All,
465
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,640
and, no, he's not talking
about journalism.
466
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,800
And the award goes to...
467
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:32,920
Davina O'Connell - Inside The Diet
Fad That Became A Cult.
468
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,480
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
469
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,560
Fuck that.
470
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:53,680
Excuse me. You're Shaun O'Reilly,
right? Erm...
471
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:56,560
Laura Donegan,
from The Dublin Standard.
472
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,160
Pleased to meet you,
I'd shake hands but, erm...
473
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,560
I'm quite curious you about
how you reach your decisions.
474
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,280
You know, like, what did
Davina O'Connell's articles have
475
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:06,720
that mine didn't?
476
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,400
Was it unanimous for Davina or...?
477
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,760
Did anyone go out on a limb
and vote for me?
478
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,280
It would just be really helpful
for me to know,
479
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:16,120
for the future.
480
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,760
That's all confidential,
481
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,560
but you should be proud.
482
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,400
It's an achievement to be nominated.
483
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,920
Hey. No, it's not.
484
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,440
If you hadn't shortlisted me,
485
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,760
I wouldn't be an award LOSING
journalist. Thanks a lot.
486
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,040
My advice is champagne.
487
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,400
Lots of it.
488
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,440
Thank you.
489
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,200
Come on, hun.
490
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,600
You don't need an award to feel
like a worthwhile member
491
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:41,920
of the human race.
492
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,160
How many blokes at the paper
do you think feel like that,
493
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,720
even when they are permanent losers?
494
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,600
0.00 something?
495
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,120
Yeah, OK.
496
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:54,040
Awards don't mean anything.
497
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,000
See this tampon I've got in tonight,
498
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,600
it's won an award.
499
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:00,080
It's ridiculous, I only bought
it out of curiosity.
500
00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:03,040
What does an overpriced
award-winning tampon have
501
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,720
that the others don't?
502
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:08,480
Nothing. Awards are just trying to
make ordinary things sound special,
503
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,120
and the thing is,
you are not special.
504
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,200
Come on!
505
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:18,440
There are seven billion of us
here for a millisecond, really.
506
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:22,200
We're all heading in the same
direction, award or not.
507
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,160
It's such a waste of a journey.
508
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,600
Spend it looking for
other people's approval.
509
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,760
You need to find your own.
510
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,680
Dr F will really help with that.
511
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:34,720
Thanks.
512
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,520
You should write a self-help book.
513
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,440
Steady on, I'm a total twat.
514
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,560
It was just the thought
of standing on stage
515
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,600
and everyone clapping ME.
516
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,360
What must that feel like? Awful.
517
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,040
Winners are never happy.
They're all miserable, deep down.
518
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,840
You have to be, to be that driven.
519
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,880
Come on, let's give the rest of
this a miss.
520
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,360
Let's check out the bar.
521
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,800
Fuck awards, I need to get you
happy drunk.
522
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:04,360
And the awards for
Photographer Of The Year
523
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,720
goes to Katie Wilkinson.
524
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:08,960
APPLAUSE
525
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,400
Is she here?
526
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,440
Katie, what are you doing?
527
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,320
You're up, Photographer Of The Year,
you won, yay, congratulations.
528
00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:24,720
Hurry up! Oh, my God,
congratulations!
529
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:25,960
Oh, I'm thrilled.
530
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000
A tiny bit gutted,
but mostly thrilled!
531
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,360
Go and pick it up for me, will you?
532
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,040
No, no, no. No, no way.
533
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,280
Please? I'm drunk.
534
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,560
I'll say something I'll regret,
that'll get me sacked.
535
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,760
I here by nominate you
to pick it up on my behalf.
536
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,480
Pass on my unfelt apologies.
537
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,600
Keep the applause going,
ladies and gentlemen.
538
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,280
APPLAUSE
539
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,920
What the fuck are you doing?
Yeah, I've going to get it.
540
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,800
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, it's brilliant.
541
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,040
Come back, come back.
542
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,520
APPLAUSE
543
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:03,640
Erm...
544
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:09,760
Katie's very sorry she can't be
here to accept this award.
545
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,920
She wants you to know she's very
grateful for this.
546
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:16,080
These awards are the gold
standard of our industry.
547
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,960
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
548
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,320
Katie would like to thank her
daughter Ella,
549
00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:25,240
who's also very sorry she couldn't
be here tonight,
550
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,560
and thank her friends,
551
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,240
especially her best friends,
552
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:34,360
and of course, thank the whole team
at the Dublin Standard.
553
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,040
We're like a family!
554
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,920
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
555
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:43,520
In these dark, apocalyptic times,
556
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:47,000
it's more important than ever that
we're fearless in telling the truth.
557
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,600
Here, here. Right?
558
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,120
Let's keep telling the truth!
559
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,520
APPLAUSE
560
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:56,560
Right? Because the truth is,
561
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,760
as Katie told me only tonight,
562
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,800
like, before she couldn't make it,
563
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,880
"While it's nice to win
and feel validated,
564
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,360
"these awards aren't
the be-all and the end-all."
565
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,920
Think about that.
566
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,760
Do you know that tampons
get awards now?
567
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,120
I mean, how do they even judge that?
568
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:17,720
The people who think up awards
probably get awards.
569
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,720
We have to be better than that.
570
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,840
Because in life's dark comedy,
571
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,120
we're all going
in the same direction.
572
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:29,160
We're all heading for that big,
grey sanitary bin in the corner,
573
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:32,120
and awards can't protect you.
574
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,080
And that's the real truth,
575
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:37,120
that Katie Wilkinson,
Photographer Of The Year,
576
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:40,040
wanted you to know tonight.
Thank you very much, that's lovely.
577
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:43,480
That's a lot to think about there,
ladies and gentlemen.
578
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:44,920
Just don't be a tampon!
579
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,400
Our next awards,
ladies and gentlemen,
580
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:51,280
is, erm, Scoop Of The Year.
581
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,120
I'm sorry,
what does how tall you are
582
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,760
have got anything to do
with how many followers...?
583
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,560
Sometimes I feel like telling
his wife.
584
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,440
Promise me you will never do that.
585
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,920
Of course not.
586
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,360
Let's just drink, enjoy ourselves.
587
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,360
Back in a second. Mm.
588
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,720
Katie.
589
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:22,960
Congratulations.
590
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,440
Your work's in a different league.
591
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,680
Great composition, strong form.
592
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,080
Honest.
593
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:33,720
Well done.
594
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,640
I don't need a cabal of white
privileged blokes to tell me that,
595
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:38,040
but thanks anyway.
596
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,760
Great speech, by the way.
597
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:44,480
Do you ever stop and drink any of
that champagne you dole out?
598
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,120
With the right company.
599
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:49,640
So...
600
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,640
..I guess you're the right company.
601
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:04,600
Laura!
602
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,680
Oh, thank God,
you're just doing drugs.
603
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:08,520
I never do this.
604
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,600
Moderation beats abstinence, huh?
605
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:11,960
Well, yeah, exactly.
606
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:15,640
All right, go on, then.
607
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:17,680
Just don't vlog about this.
608
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,920
# Hey, heartbreaker
609
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,720
# Hey, heartbreaker
610
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,320
# Hey, heartbreaker
611
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,680
# Yes, you, heartbreaker
612
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,720
# I know I'm young
613
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,400
# And I know you're old
614
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,840
# I know I'm old
615
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,040
# And I know you're young
616
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:42,000
# But we have so many stories
untold... #
617
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,160
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