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Ever since his father and I got married,
I've become a little bit obsessed with
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my new stepson.
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It's weird because I didn't feel this
way before the wedding.
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I've realized that finally settling down
means I only have sex with one man.
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And I've also realized that the thought
of that terrifies me.
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Joshua just brings out those wild
impulses in me that I thought were
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I said I do.
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I've recently discovered through an
online group that I'm not alone in
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this way.
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The MILF Pack is a secret tradition
going back about a decade, and I need to
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a part of it.
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Sedona is one of my best friends, and I
thought if anyone could understand my
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situation, it would be her.
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MILF Pack?
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I know, sounds insane, but it's also
something I need to do.
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Can you tell me, can you explain this to
me a little bit more so I don't think
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you're completely insane?
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So apparently, about ten years ago, a
group of women formed a pact that each
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of them would lose their substance in a
certain amount of time, or they'd lose
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their fantasies forever.
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Wait, you want to fuck Joshua?
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Yeah! Don't you?
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He's fucking adorable.
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But he's your stepson.
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Exactly. I think about it constantly.
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And if I can get in one of these packs,
I might actually do it.
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Don't you ever think about Diego?
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Well, not until just now.
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But he's not the sharpest tool in the
shed.
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I didn't ask you if you wanted him for a
math test. I asked you if you wanted to
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fuck him.
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I don't know.
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I mean, Henry's been kind of boring.
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And, you know, Diego and I have been
spending a lot of time together.
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But... But nothing.
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I connected with these two women online
who know about the pact, and they came
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up with this incredible idea.
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What idea?
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A milk pact retreat.
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We all go away with our step -sons, and
the clock starts ticking as soon as the
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plane lands.
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What? That's crazy.
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You're always talking about how we need
to get away on a girl's trip somewhere.
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Well, this is it.
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Except we bring our step -sons.
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There is seriously something wrong with
you, Lolly.
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You knew that a long time ago. But tell
me, are you in?
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Hmm.
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But first, I had to make sure that my
husband's shot was oblivious to my
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intention.
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Oh, honey.
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What's up, hon?
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I was thinking maybe we could go on a
trip somewhere?
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You know I've been knee -deep in this
project. I'd really like if I could get
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vacation in the next two years.
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You work so hard, babe.
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I love you so much.
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Maybe I can go by myself?
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You know, Joshua's home for the summer.
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Why don't you take him?
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I'm sure he'd love to go on vacation.
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You're right. I didn't even think about
that.
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You're so smart.
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You're the best.
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Love you.
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Thank you.
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That was even easier than I thought.
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Oh my God, it is so nice to meet you. I
feel like we have been talking online so
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much that we kind of know each other
already so well, right? Yeah, it's a
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pleasure to meet you both. And also,
this is Rachel.
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Wow, you're so hot.
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I bet you can get any guy you want.
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Well, I have my husband, but I'm not
sure I want him anymore.
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I do, however, want my stepson.
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There's just been so much sexual tension
build up since my father and I got
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married.
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Yeah, same. Me too.
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Well, to be honest, I don't know how I
feel about my stepson.
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I mean, ever since I got married, I feel
like there's no venture in my life,
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and I want to change that.
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See, that's exactly it.
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I mean, you marry the man of your
dreams, and then it gets boring.
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And then you're looking at his son like
you were looking at him when he was
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young and exciting.
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When I first heard about the milk pack,
I knew I immediately wanted in.
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So I could find a way.
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Well, what a fucking fantastic idea it
was coming here to make that happen.
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That's what sold me.
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Well, ladies, if we can pull this off
sooner rather than later, then maybe we
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could do a little step -son swap.
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Well, ladies, we have seven days. I wish
you all the best of luck.
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but the adventure begins.
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Cheers to that. Cheers.
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The gauntlet had been dropped.
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We were fully committed to the milk
pact.
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Hey, Ricky, can you come help me with
something?
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What's up? What do you need? I just need
some help zipping up this dress.
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Oh, sure thing.
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Thanks.
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You know, I was thinking...
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I just, I should have asked you if you
wanted your girlfriend along on this
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trip. Seven days is such a long time for
a young man to go without, you know?
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Oh, it's fine. She wouldn't have been
able to make it anyways.
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Had a wedding to go to in Palm Springs.
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Well, sure, but I mean, I guess it must
get kind of lonely.
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I've been hanging out with the other
guys.
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They're all with their stepmoms.
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Two, it's kind of weird.
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No, no, not weird. Just a coincidence,
and coincidences happen all of the time.
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Um, what I meant was, lonely.
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Well, yeah, coincidence. Like, Heather
will be in Palm Springs this week, and
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I'll be using my palm a lot because of
her.
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You know, um, Ricky, I don't think I
want to wear this dress anymore.
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How about you go over there, grab me
that other one, I'm going to try that
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okay?
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I don't think I'm supposed to see those.
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Well, why don't you help me into that
one?
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Or just leave it off.
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What's going on?
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Okay, Ricky, I have a confession.
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Ever since I married your father, I've
been lusting after you.
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You're everything that I used to love
about him, but in just a more youthful,
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handsome package.
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That's crazy.
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Do you not want me to have my fantasy?
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Ricky, if I don't fuck you this week, I
never can. That's the most path.
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I don't know what that is, but please,
never give up on your fantasy.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Amen.
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Oh.
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My father never does that!
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culture.
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