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Come in, come in, come in, come in.

How are you?

So, when does my new mom get here?

She's right there with you. She can hear you.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Let's not keep her waiting.

Honey, our guests are here.

Right this

way.

You must be Rocco.

Nice to finally meet you.

Nice to meet you too.

This is Rocco's better half. This is April.

April Shea.

Hi.

Hi. April. Lovely name.

Thanks.

Will we draw this whole thing?

I've had it for a long time.

Still fit in it.

Great. Let me get some wine glasses for everyone.

I'll help you.

This is the red bun I was telling you about? The whole case?

We'll try this tonight. Yeah.

So,

I understand you're in medical school.

Yeah, I'm halfway through.

Your father, you know, he's very proud.

Yeah, he's a great dad.

I had a great mom, too.

I... I had a great parent.

You miss her?

You mean your mom?

Of course.

Well, not to be too presumptuous.

Hopefully I can bring some of that warmth and nurturing back into your

I'm not just here for your father, Rocco. I want to be here for you too,

know.

So, what do you think?

Of, uh, oh, of, um, she's not what I expected.

No? What do you mean?

Well, she's very, um, she's very... Beautiful?

Yeah, she's beautiful.

What? You didn't think Rocco's old man could get a woman as beautiful as that?

Oh, no, no, no. That's not what I meant at all.

I didn't mean that at all. I meant... I just... I think you could get anyone you

wanted.

I know Rocco for years.

I know you too, Anita.

Well, he's so much like you. How could I not?

And there you have it. The family B.

Oh, you mean Rocco?

Well, Rocco and April, too.

But honey, they're not married, are they?

Well, no, not yet, but soon will be.

I mean, April's a fantastic girl, and I tell my son there's no way he'll ever do

anything better than her.

Well, I don't know about that.

She seems a little...

Well, it didn't strike me as the sharpest tool in the shed. Let's put it

way.

April? Are you serious?

Listen, I'm sure she's a nice girl.

That's fine for the average Joe.

But your son, he's going to be a doctor. Look at him. He looks like he just

stepped off of a men's fitness magazine.

He's a little out of her league.

Well, don't you sound like the protective mother already?

Maybe I do.

I like that.

I'm glad.

You know what's really nice about the kids moving out?

What's that?

I get to have sex in the living room.

I have not done that.

Since I was 24 years old

I'll fucking stop.

Ah.

That's right, I already asked you.