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Hey honey, could you put some lotion on me?

Sure. Thanks.

That feels so good.

You wouldn't mind if someone were back there to give me a little massage?

I thought I was supposed to be on vacation.

You are.

I promise.

You know, all of my friends think you are so incredibly hot.

What? Yeah.

Do you remember last year when we were at that golf tournament? We were all at

the country club.

We just kept saying, who is that guy?

I was never so proud to say that you're my new stepson.

I'm very flattered.

Do you like older women?

I mean, I like women.

But I mean, you must have a preference, right?

Okay, yeah. Older women definitely intrigue me.

Do I intrigue you?

Well, yeah. You're my super hot stepmom.

So you've thought about it?

Thought about what?

Okay,

I don't think we should do this.

It's the best idea I've ever had.

Yeah, but what if dad, you know... Come on.

You know that we both want this.

We've both wanted it since we first met.

Look, if it doesn't happen on this trip, it will never happen.

So, you think about it.

Is this like one of those what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas situations?

Of course.

Thank you.

Wah, wah, wah.

What?

Fuck.

Fuck.