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This is the promised land, Los Angeles, California, the city of sunshine, milk,

and honey.

Millions of people have flocked here to make Los Angeles their home.

Aircraft workers, Arabs, movie stars, hustlers, butchers, bakers,

preachers, pimps, musicians, and madmen.

This is the home of the original McDonald's.

Grauman's Chinese Theater.

Griffith Observatory.

Olvera Street.

Santa Monica Pier.

The Beverly Hills Hotel.

The La Tosca Theater, home of foreign films.

Marina Del Rey.

Freeways.

Taylor the Pup's Restaurant.

The Church of Amy Simple McPherson.

Chinatown.

Union Station.

The Coliseum.

The Coca -Cola Bottling Company.

MacArthur Park.

Now the Venice.

And Hollywood.

Yes, Hollywood. Where anything goes.

And usually does.

Home of the space cases and all assorted weirdos.

Hollywood Boulevard.

The street of broken dreams and stoned out losers.

It's the movie town.

Now given over to street people.

And sex, drugs, and rock and roll.

It's a combination of skid row and Saturday night.

It's straight.

Gay. Or by, and all out in the open, the underground has surfaced in California

as a garish fresco of the American sexual revolution.

The past is fading away, and the sweet little neighborhood of Hollywood is

You can get anything you want at the local sex shops, and it's open season in

the Pleasure Dome.

Over these mountains into the north of Los Angeles and Hollywood is the San

Fernando Valley.

It is made up of many communities inhabited by mostly middle American

This is where the normal people live.

You've been a bad, bad wabbit, Warren.

Whips? Yeah, we got whips. So what?

Oh, harder.

Take this, you dumb bunny.

Oh, you like it, don't you? Ah, I love it.

You went out.

Fuck you guys.

Jesus. Well, you just better. I don't know, Tina. This jerk -off

probably couldn't even turn on a light bulb.

I happen to be the best.

Of what rat?

The best cheese you'll ever sneeze, bitch.

Where did you find this rodent?

In the sleaze zone.

In a rat trap?

Yeah, only one problem. This one still seems to be alive.

Alive and waiting for your pussy to catch me. I might chase you, but I won't

you.

Oh, and I'll feed you because I need you.

Oh, I just love them when they're desperate.

Debbie, Tina, let's stop this game and get back to reality.

But Warren, baby, this is reality.

Now, boy.

Now hear your ears fall down.

And look.

Lickety split.

It's reality.

It needs fantasy.

Now you're getting it, Warren, baby.

Warren, baby.

I... Get it, Warren, baby.

Warren, baby.

Keep it up.

Oh, it's up.

Let's have some fun.

Don't touch it.

Just look at it.

It's got a hot little spot.

Warren wants to touch it.

Warren wants to touch it? But the rabbit wants to go into a hole?

Yeah.

Jimmy, what's going on in there?

I'm reading it, Diane.

Open this door.

Please, Aunt Diane.

Is something going on in there?

No. Well, it's awfully quiet.

I'm reading.

I don't hear any pages turning.

You open this door.

Okay.

Yeah.

I'm getting really worried about you, Timmy.

Why?

I'm your aunt. It's my right to worry, okay?

I'm not doing anything.

That's exactly what worries me. You're not doing anything.

You just mope around this room all the time.

I just want to be by myself.

Well, something's fishy. Don't try to fool me. I'm not.

Not so sure.

Let's go back to your reading.

I don't see any book.

I put it away.

Suppers in one hour. We'll talk about it then.

I've got a surprise for you.

I've got a surprise for you.

Come on, buddy.

Come on.

Up around the corner.

Let's get that fucking wrapped up.

I'd

like

to suck on that.

Oh, come on.

You want to take your ears off, Bunny?

Oh, he's got such a nice big cock.

Let me have a lick.

Come on, share it now. Come on, share it.

Since when are you giving orders around here?

Bunny's got a cock.

Oh,

doesn't that feel good?

Oh, thank you.

Why don't you eat her?

Why don't you eat her while she eats me?

She

does

so good.

I don't know how to get in the hole now.

I don't know how to get in the hole now. I don't know how to get in the hole

now. I

don't know how to get in

the hole

now.

You sure?

You go there in one go.

You get out and go in the other.

In and in and out.

Look at that slippery wet.

It's wet.

It's wet.

It's so wet.

Come on, baby.

Put it in.

Is it going in the hole a little bit? I don't know.

oh my

god

Help me up. Help me up.

Okay.

I got another idea.

What? Another idea.

What?

Oh, yeah.

Can I hear your face?

Uh -huh.

I wanted more.

You don't always get what you want.

Yeah. Oh,

yes.

Look at that.

I'll just fuck myself.

But you're pushing so tight.

Right down here.

Come on, buddy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Thank you.

The past few weeks have become very different in this house.

Now, I know I'm your aunt. I'm not your mother, God rest her soul.

But I am raising you. I pay the bills. I'm feeding you.

I'm responsible.

And your behavior has become very peculiar lately.

I'm just the same.

No, Jimmy, you are not just the same.

You've been staying in your room for hours like some old recluse.

You're absolutely hell to get up in the morning.

And your teacher called and said that you've been falling asleep in class when

you make it to class.

Now, what is it in your room that occupies you so? I'd really like to

Well, aren't you going to say anything?

What do you mean?

Why don't you just tell me your problem?

Mustard.

Mustard. Could you pass the mustard, please? Oh, yes, sure.

Now be serious, Jimmy.

Serious? Yes. You don't seem to be realizing that you're crawling into a

I mean, you are just retreating from the essence of life.

You're not acting like a normal young man.

I just want to get more reading done.

It's not reading. It is something, but it is not reading. You're just too

Absolutely too quiet. Now, what is it?

Nothing. It is not nothing.

I am tired of having this same discussion. Now, if you don't snap out

am just going to have to take some drastic measures.

Are you listening to me?

Yes, Aunt Dan.

You know, you don't go outside.

You don't play sports like you used to.

You don't go to the movies.

You don't chase girls.

television anymore.

The worst part is you and I don't have the conversations like we used to.

Spending hours upon hours in your room, don't you think that's just a little bit

strange?

What are you reading in there? Playboy magazine?

No.

Then what is it?

Nothing.

Nothing.

Young man, your nothing is going to turn into something.

And when it does, you're going to need some professional counseling.

I'm going to my room now.

Thanks for dinner, Aunt Diane.

Don't you want to watch The Jeffersons with me?

No, thanks.

Have the water. It's perfect.

Yeah? Why don't you feel it?

Look at

that. Isn't it fun?

Oh, it's wonderful.

Didn't we have fun today?

That's what we gotta do. A football player next.

Yeah.

You're so cute when you're black.

Do you feel good?

Does it fucking feel good? Is it strong?

It feels wonderful.

I gotta get in this water.

Alright.

Get your left right up in there I want you to stick it right in my face

Do you love to play games?

Do you know it feels good?

Maybe mine's going to have a duck.

No, you've got a football player.

Oh, God.

Number 69.

Hike!

Tonight's program of The Jeffersons will not be seen at this time.

Instead, we are presenting a special white paper report.

the American sexual revolution update.

All throughout America today, more and more people are fucking.

Now that one out of every ten homes has a videocassette player, explicit

sexuality is available to everyone, young and old alike.

People are able to see and learn what can be done in the techniques of sexual

pleasure. It's out of the closet and into the living room.

All Americans can now have fun.

You can buy sex magazines at your corner grocery store. It's all here just for

the taking. Why, it's even coming at you in 3D.

And all this is very good and healthy for you.

Oh, you can still get all the violence you want on regular network television,

but just look at this example of X -rated filmmaking.

There is a tremendous amount of what is called giving head going on today.

And if you will just step up to your TV, I will give you a home demonstration of

just how this works.

That's good. Now raise your skirt up over your thighs.

Like this?

And take down your panties.

I'll help you.

That's it.

Now just step in closer.

Let me see that pink little pussy.

Oh.

it tastes so good hey can you fuck me for a minute i think it would be easier

i come out there

Oh, baby.

Oh,

my hair.

Tune in tomorrow night for carp fishing in Iowa.

Bye.

Are you still up?

No.

I'm asleep.

Well, good night, dear.

Good night.

I love you.

Ha ha ha!

Thank you.

Alright.

And don't keep this door locked.

Sorry.

Why do you wake me up so early on a Saturday?

I don't have to go to school.

Oh, yes, you do.

What do you mean?

School is coming to you.

To me?

Yeah. I told you I was going to have to take drastic measures.

Look, you seem to be emotionally paralyzed.

I mean, you're slipping into an almost comatose state.

And I'm not going to let you get sick.

So I have engaged a private teacher.

She's going to come here, and she's going to help you with your mental

as well as your schoolwork.

She's a qualified professional, and she comes very highly recommended.

I don't need anybody like that, Aunt Diane. I'm fine.

Yeah? Well, you know, like the old saying goes, actions speak louder than

Well, your actions or non -actions are real strange.

I just want to be alone.

All the time. You can't fool me.

Well, good morning. You must be... Yes, Jimmy's teacher.

Wonderful. Jimmy, please come. I want you to meet the lady who's going to be

helping you.

This is Miss Foxworth. Hello, Jimmy.

Hello. Nice to meet you.

Please, let's come in and sit in the living room.

My,

you have a lovely home.

Oh. Thank you. We like it. The neighborhood's quite nice. Very quiet

private. We hardly even ever see the neighbors.

Did I say something funny, Jimmy?

No, I just remembered an old joke.

Well, at least your memory isn't fading.

Jimmy, I'm sure your aunt has told you why I'm here.

Yes.

Diane, as I explained to you, I must work with him alone.

I understand. I have my sales meeting in Palm Springs.

So you two will have a nice long weekend together to work on Jimmy's problems.

I don't have any problems.

Now, Jimmy, I think I should be the judge of that.

I have several degrees in psychology and I've had a lot of experience in dealing

with the human mind.

Now, if, as your aunt has pointed out, you are slipping into a reclusive state,

I'm the one to help you.

But I'm not.

I just want my privacy.

Well, now, Jimmy, it seems to be a little bit more serious than that.

What did you tell her? Just exactly what's been going on.

Now, Diane, I don't think Jimmy's problem is that serious.

Just give me a couple of days with him, and I'm sure we can solve the whole

thing. Let's not put him on the defensive.

You're the boss.

No, you're the boss.

I'm the psychologist, and he's still very dependent upon you for his

Now, whatever feelings Jimmy has about his environment,

He will tell me about them.

Thank you.

May I go to my room now?

See? He's doing it again.

Yes, Jimmy. You can go. I'll talk to you soon.

Bye.

I'll get my bags and be gone soon. Have a good weekend, Jimmy.

Yeah, sure.

This might be tough, Diane. I think he's shrinking.

You mean you think he's getting smaller?

No, dear. His personality.

But don't worry about a thing. I'm sure I can snap him out of it.

I trust you, Miss Foxworth.

Lillian.

Lillian.

Now you just run along on your business meeting and I'll take care of

everything.

Thank you.

You sure?

Yes. Trust me.

I do, Lillian.

Thank you.

I'm leaving now. Goodbye.

Goodbye, Diane. Have a wonderful time.

Good luck.

Boy.

Boy what?

It's been a busy vacation.

Do you want to know something, though?

What? I'm really getting sick of these guys, the way that they're so deceiving.

You know, they always act like they're so ready to jump into anything. You

they chase you around and pretend like they're all into you. Remember that guy

last week? The one we met at the beach that was like Mr., you know, muscle boy.

Oh, yeah. But he was wearing the baggy tennis clothes.

And was a wimp. And he was tough.

Yeah, I couldn't believe it.

Remember when he took his pants off and he had that roll of fat around his

middle? I just went... And his dick was really... And he's sitting there going,

baby, I'll fuck you all night.

God, I can't... Lasted two minutes.

They all last about two minutes if we didn't occupy them.

I know, I think these games are really working out for a better interest.

Because otherwise,

I think we'd really have adult sex life. Because these guys can't last.

At all. We've got to find a place where there's men that are men that can take

it.

I haven't found one yet.

I don't know. That rabbit was pretty cute. Oh, yes, the rabbit.

How could you forget?

What an asshole, though.

Oh, he was.

I would get in a funny outfit just to get laid. Hey. I mean.

Oh, look at us. Oh, come on. We're not such bad chicks.

We got a reputation.

We got hot pussies, and we know it.

That's why I don't like it when you put masks on them, because then it always

blocks the eyes. I don't know. What do you see?

What's your favorite part?

You know.

No, I don't. They're dicks.

What else do you need them for?

You fuck them, you find them, and you leave them. You gotta teach them to get

good head, though.

Well, don't we?

I don't know. I think we ought to spend more time on that.

You're dumb. I just don't want them anymore, you know? Oh, baby, I'll fuck

all night long.

I'll eat your pussy, I'll do this, and you get them here and... Do something.

That guy, John, coming over here?

Yeah.

I think he's bringing a friend with him. Jack, somebody like that.

Let's get dressed up.

That's right. They should be here any time, huh?

Let's do something different this time, okay? I got an idea.

Okay. Come on.

I

don't

think they're home.

Look, I'm telling you, when these stewardesses are on layover, they're

here.

You sure about this?

Hey, look, you know, how many times do I have to tell you? They're here.

You just got to relax, man. I'm starting to get laid. It's been a long time.

No, no, look, these girls are a little bit strange, but I'm telling you, play

along with them, you'll get some pussy.

Sorry we're late, girl.

Who cares?

I say we thought you girls were horny.

I heard about you girls. What game are we going to play today?

Barnyard.

Barnyard?

Yeah, barnyard.

And you're the chicken.

Couldn't he be a woodpecker?

You get it? That was pretty dumb, Jack.

Get down and start clucking.

Come on. You too, Jack. Look, look, look, look, Jack. Get down there.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Get up or I'll feed you the truth.

Oh, no, no, no.

Now you're cows!

Moo!

Moo! Come on!

Moo! Moo!

Moo!

I really liked him better at the cock.

It kind of wimped out.

John, this is pretty ridiculous.

Look, man, you said you'd do anything to get laid, right?

Right, right. Okay, okay.

Moo! Moo!

I wonder if you guys are stallions or gilded. I think we should find

out.

You gonna mount me back?

Sure, baby.

Whenever you're ready.

I'll tell you when.

You got that? Sure.

You like that?

Mm -hmm.

I think you've got so many pets.

You know, I could ride any horse all night long. I bet you could.

I'll show you if you can last that long.

Think you can?

I don't know. There,

you're going to do just as I tell you, John.

Or I'll bite it.

You'll like it.

Yeah? Jimmy, you'll have to come out now.

We must have a little talk.

Not now.

I didn't come all the way over here for my health.

All right.

Hmm?

Come on out into the house and we'll talk.

Hello, Jimmy.

Thanks, but it's my house.

So it is.

Do you want me to leave?

My aunt asked you to come here.

Yes, she did. Now, let's start talking.

Now, I know you don't want to answer... Let me rephrase that. I know you won't

answer my questions.

You're hiding something from your aunt.

Now, from what I can tell, you are not mentally ill.

You have a secret.

Now, I know you probably wouldn't want your aunt to know what your secret is,

but maybe you'll share it with me.

There's no secret.

Do you like your aunt, Jimmy?

Sure, she's great.

What school do you go to?

Valley Junior College.

Any problems there?

No.

So, no secrets and no problems.

That's right.

Can I go to my room now?

Now we are going to play robots!

I'm going to move very quickly. Slowly. And we're going to teach

you and show you everything.

And he's slower.

He's fast.

Slower, slower.

You have to play the game.

Do you like music?

Do you like that robot?

How's yours doing?

I think we're running slow.

You got to make them go slow.

Oh.

Oh.

Lower. No.

Come on. If you're not going to play and rock, then don't play at all.

You got that?

Mm -hmm.

Just don't show him her.

Don't let him touch me yet, Tina.

Now you get your big surprise.

Let me see your dick.

You ready for your birthday now, darling?

Very good.

Oh my goodness.

Oh, we don't like to fuck in time, do we?

You don't have to ask a robot now, baby.

I don't like that. I'll fuck you like that.

Yep.

I'm a wild animal.

Fuck this wild animal.

Fuck her.

Fuck her, you know?

Look at it just sticking out there.

Oh, look at that pretty, pink little thing sticking out there. Oh,

yeah, right on it. Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck me now.

Fuck me.

Oh, yeah

You think it ignites my face?

My tongue?

My mouth?

Huh?

You think your tongue would squirt that far?

Yeah. Huh? Yes, you do. Your tongue.

Your tongue. Although it didn't touch my tongue.

Huh? Oh, yes.

Huh?

Huh?

You can come any way you want because you've been such a good boy.

They come all over you. All over you.

All over you too.

You put me where you want me.

I think little boys should always be like that.

Oh yeah.

Bye.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you're going to make me come again.

Unless you come first.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to come.

I'm going to come.

I'm going to come, too.

Come. Come all over my car.

Okay, you ready for it?

Oh, yeah.

Give me a towel.

Right there.

Baby.

Oh, you look so good.

Look at this.

I have

to

talk to you. The door is unlocked.

Jimmy, are you having a nervous fit?

No, my zipper sticks.

Not in public, I hope.

No. That could be a problem.

It's not.

Then we don't have a Freudian problem.

Then we don't have a Freudian problem. No!

Good. I'm glad at last we have an understanding.

Or a lie.

Since you have no emotional problems and no physical problems...

We might as well get down to some regular schoolwork.

Shakespeare.

Shakespeare. The most brilliant writer of English literature. His works can

improve your mind.

It's old -fashioned.

Read.

Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronounced it.

Trippingly on the tongue.

Jimmy, Jimmy, you can understand this and put a little more feeling into it,

can't you?

Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronounced it to you.

Trippingly on the tongue.

But if you mouth it, as many of our players do, I had of leave the town

spoke my lines.

Nor do not soar the air too much with your hand thus.

But choose all gently, for in the very torrent, tempest,

and, as I may say, whirlwind of your passion, you must acquire and

beget a temperance that may give it smoothness.

Oh, it offends me to the soul to hear a robustious, periwick -painted fellow

tear a passion to tatters.

Read the other part.

I warrant your honor, but... Be not too tame, neither.

But let your own discretion be your tutor.

Suit the action to the word, the word to the action, with a

special observance that you overstep not the modesty of nature.

For anything so overdone is from the purpose of playing.

To show virtue her own feature.

And the very age and form of the time, his own body and pressure.

Oh, my God.

Will there be players that I have seen play and heard others praise, but

having the accent of... Christians, nor the gate of Christian, pagan, nor man,

have so bellowed and strutted that I had thought some of nature's journeymen had

made men and not made them well.

They imitated humanity so abominably.

I hope we have reformed that indifferently with us, sir.

Oh, reform it altogether.

And let those that play your clowns speak no more.

Go make you ready.

I'm ready.

Don't you enjoy that?

You're toning the muscles.

Strong hands sure help.

Just relax.

Believe me, I'm relaxed.

You're a little tense right here.

You have fabulous hands.

Okay, turn over. Let's get the front.

How's that?

Great.

Say, haven't I seen you before on TV?

Maybe. I used to have my own show on public access cable.

I thought I'd seen that handsome face someplace before.

Must have been a rerun.

A little more cream.

Please, Diane, I'll do the massaging.

Every muscle needs massage. You should know that.

Maybe you're right.

I do a little different method, I think, than you usually do. What do you do?

Oh.

I'm sorry.

or not?

Stop me.

I can feel you coming.

Yeah.

It's going to come on your ass.

Right now.

Right now.

Oh, yeah. Here it comes.

Oh,

baby.

Oh, you ever thought you could live in the stars or what?

I'm free.

You know, I've been afraid too. You're not alone.

Every morning I used to open my eyes and be afraid of the world that I had to

face.

It wasn't the way I wanted it either.

I wanted that kind of purity that you found in your room.

But that trapped me in my self -pity.

And I realized that my caring for myself was caring for other people.

And I had to go out and meet those other people.

It's quite simple.

You'll see.

I don't want to now.

I want to be with you. We're going to be together.

No, Jimmy. I'm just your private teacher.

Your temporary private teacher.

You won't need me.

Well, Diane, I think Jimmy will be just fine now.

Well, you really seem to have worked a miracle.

Maybe.

You sure he's going to be all right?

You see, call me in a couple of days.

What about the money?

The agency will send you a bill.

Well, thank you.

I'm really going to hope for the best.

Aunt Diane?

Yes, Jimmy?

What's for dinner?

Oh, I thought we might go out.

Oh, great.

Miss Foxworth, will you come with us?

Sorry, Jimmy, I've been gone all weekend.

Gotta feed the cat.

Okay.

Oh, and Jimmy, remember your Shakespeare.

I'll never forget it.

A couch for luxury and damned incest.

But howsoever thou pursuest this act, take not thy mind, nor let thy soul

contrive against thy mother ought.

Leave her to heaven.

and to the thorns that in her bosom lodge to prick and sting her.

Fare thee well at once.

The glow -worm shows the Matan to be near, and gins to pale his unaffectual

fire.

Adieu, adieu, adieu.

Remember me.

What was that all about?

You wouldn't understand.

No, maybe you would.

My name is Jimmy. I live across the street.

So what?

Well, to come right out with it, I've been watching you girls through my

telescope.

You what?

Yeah, it's quite a turn on.

You girls are real sexy.

Oh, yeah?

Well, uh, he is kind of cute, isn't he? He is very cute. Young, too.

So you've been watching us, huh?

Yeah. Well, you want to have some fun?

I was thinking about it. You want to play flashlight?

Flashlight?

Yeah.

We're going to show you, baby. Come on. That's right. Come on.

Oh,

God.

I thought I told you. You're just too big.

Go away.

Penis brain.

You learn fast.

I tell you.

You've done this before, Jimmy.

Have you done it before, Jimmy? Yes, you're doing a really good job. You're

doing a really good job.

He's fucking you.

He's fucking you like a bunny.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you're going to come.

Oh, right here, Michael, right there. Oh, yes, of course.

Ah, yes.

Ah, yes.

All right, Jimmy.

Are you sure you saw him come in here? I saw him right out

my back window. That was hours ago when it was just starting to get dark.

But he never stays out this late.

Diane, haven't you been having problems with him?

Yes, but I thought that was all cured. I mean, he wouldn't come out of his room.

And now he won't come home.

Who lives here anyway?

Two airline stewardesses. Seem like normal girls.

Well, there doesn't seem to be anybody home now.

The door's open. Let's go in. Come on.

He's asleep.

Jimmy?

Jimmy, wake up.

Ooh, look, Diane. He's got a heart on.

Oh, my God.

You're going to have to tuck it back into his pants because he's going to be

real embarrassed if he wakes up like this.

No, I don't want to touch it.

Well, he's your nephew.

Well, zip it up or something.

Ooh, it's so big.

We might hurt him.

Well, cover it. Take a pillow.

Do something.

Oh, I'll do it if you're going to be such a prude.

Prude?

It's too stiff.

Just let me slicken it up a little bit and then it'll slide right in.

Marsha, do you have any idea what you're doing?

Well, hell yes, I do it all the time.

Go

back

to sleep, Jimmy.

What's going on, Aunt Diane?

You're getting your cock sucked, kid.

Oh, my God.

I'd like to sit on this.

Marsha, no.

He's my nephew.

Well, he's not my nephew.

Besides, I think he's kind of cute.

Don't do it, Jimmy.

Oh. Ooh.

Oh, your socks feel so good.

Oh, it's so young and hard.

Ooh. Oh.

Oh.

Ooh.

But it feels so good, Aunt Diane.

Oh, I know.

Ooh, I love fucking better than anything.

How good am I pussy?

Oh, you make me so wet.

Oh, I wanted to fuck you as soon as I saw your hard cock sticking out of your

pants. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

Diane, you'd love it.

You ought to try it.

Oh, come on, Aunt Diane. I've always wanted to.

You have?

Go on, Diane. Try it.

Oh, well, might as well keep it in the family.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

I never dreamed.

Oh, yes. Come on, fucker. Let her have it. Come on.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Oh, that's it.

Deep.

Deeper. Deeper. You are wet.

Oh,

God.

It's so wet going in there.

Come on, fucker.

Fucker, how are you?

Oh, yeah.

As the sun sinks slowly in the west, we say a fond farewell to Los Angeles,

the land of milk and honey, the big orange, Smogsville,

the land of opportunity where anything can happen.

And usually it does.

24 hours a day.