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Lucas,

can you come help me for a second?

Hey, um, Lucas didn't come home last night. Oh.

Everything will be okay. I text him. Apparently he hooked up some girl last

night and stayed at her place.

Oh. Well, can you help me?

Yeah.

I can't get this.

I have a job

interview today.

That's great.

Yeah, I haven't been on an interview in a while, so I'm a little rusty. We'll

see.

How do I look?

You look great.

Do I look like an office manager?

Yeah, you look beautiful. I'm very professional.

Very, very professional.

I'll see you later.

All right, bye.

Hey, dude.

Hey, man. How was the party last night?

Kind of lame, actually.

Well, I didn't go.

Yeah.

So who did you table with?

Just a guy from Chick -fil -A.

Who? To be honest, I didn't even catch her name.

Of course you didn't.

Yeah, but I got to get to work, man. So if you want to catch a movie or

something later, hit me up. All right. You may, bro.

Cool. I got off at 9. I'll text you.

Thank you for the flowers.

No problem.

How'd it go?

I have a second interview on Tuesday.

That's awesome.

Yeah.

I can't remember the last time a man gave me flowers.

Well, it was a big day for you, so... Close the door.

Close the door.

Oof.

Um.

um um

Oh.