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Ryder and I have some specific preferences when it comes to men.

We like our guys nerdy. The ones you meet in comic shops or LARPing with foam

swords.

So whenever some sci -fi, fantasy, or geeky event pops up in our area, we

it out.

It's like hunting season.

The poor, lonely men are like fish in a barrel.

I'm so excited we're going to another comic convention.

It's been a really long time.

Yeah, I know.

But this time I get to choose to do it. Because you always get to choose.

Fine.

As long as I get fucked doggy this time.

Yeah.

We had such a great time at the comic convention.

And look who we caught.

Thank you for waiting me over. That was quite an event.

Lots of costumes.

Yeah. We're so glad you decided to come over.

What was your name again?

Oh, Alex.

Alex. Right.

What do you think of our costumes, Alex?

They're great.

Which one do you like better?

Quite sure.

To be honest, I don't even know who you're trying to be.

Seriously?

How could you not know?

Oh my god, I don't think he's a real nerd. I think he's just a poser.

Damn it.

What?

Well, we have a thing for nerdy guys.

And you are clearly not that.

I'm pretty nerdy.

Oh, yeah? What kind of books do you read?

I'm not really into reading.

Hmm, okay.

Well, what shows do you watch? Any anime?

No anime, but I like comic book movies.

Like superhero movies? Those are hardly nerdy anymore. Those are super

mainstream. Look, I don't think this is working. I think we should... Wait!

I'm into LARPing!

Really? Yeah.

I just started building armors and weapons.

And I just made this foam battle act.

And just last weekend, I won the tournament.

Okay.

It's an alright start. What else do you got?

Well, I like role -playing, tabletop gaming.

Now we're doing the quest looking for magic -type psycho -potatoes.

And there's this asshole wizard. He puts a spell on us.

And we can only speak in rhymes.

I know it sounds stupid, but it's fun.

And I'm playing a character.

Level 50, Paladin.

Level 50?

Yeah.

Tell us more.

Well, I collect...

old graphic novels, and I play video games. I also like doing the

speedrun. Do you speedrun the classics?

Yes.

Perfect.

Wow. You must have some strong hands and fast

fingers.

Let me get this off.

Oh my god.

Oh, look at that nerd cough.

It's so fucking thick.

That is a thick cough.

These babies are sticking wet on my face.

They're

so

good.

He didn't gag on it.

Oh my god. Oh my

god.

Bye. Bye.

Bye.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh my God, it's fucking so nice.

I want him to feel everything.

Oh my

God.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh fuck.

Oh, yes.

Fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Do you want to watch me cum on a...

I love you.

Thank you.

Oh. Oh.

Mm -hmm.

Wow.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

Yeah.

Okay.

Let's kiss it.

I think I'll let you pick next time too.