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So, how have you been?

Not bad. Busy. Yeah? Yeah. How about you?

Yeah, things have been happening.

Things have been good.

Good. Actually... Oh, there she is.

Hey! I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry. I'm late. Hi. Late again.

Death, but with all good results. Thank you. I need coffee.

All good what? News?

I have a little good news.

Oh, this is our big get -together.

After our 30 days.

Nothing. We just got here.

Small talk.

We're waiting for you.

Well, I don't have long.

Because I have another date.

Oh, really?

Yes.

With who, Tania?

Well, he's a barista.

What?

A barista at Starbucks.

Oh, God.

Yeah. Okay. That's that.

Anyway, so I guess you missed the call list, huh?

I am honorable. You've done it a few times.

With another one. But I am honorable. And you know what? I like Sander.

I'm, you know, he's cool. You know what?

23. Not for permanent.

No, no, no. Nothing real serious. But you know what? He comes over. He cooks

dinner. We have great sex.

He cooks, too? He cooks.

And he makes me all these nice, healthy meals. I mean, I can't even eat any of

this right now. Because he's got me in check.

He keeps an eye on me. Well, you know what?

He's a breath of fresh air.

Not to mention.

Fresh other things.

You know?

It's been very nice. It has been very nice. Interesting.

Yes.

So, what about you, girl?

Well, honestly, I wasn't really on board with the whole idea, as you know.

But something happened. There's a but.

And it was completely unexpected, and it wasn't planned, and I didn't go after

it in any way.

But, yeah, I have something to report, too.

Do you remember Amanda's boyfriend, Rocco?

Yeah.

He's changed a lot. He's grown up a lot since he was with Amanda.

And he sounds pretty bad. She needs a drink.

But he was down on his luck. He was trying to get his life

together. I wanted to help him out.

And we just, you know.

Wait a minute. You know what?

Well, we just had a connection.

A connection or sex?

No, I think it's more serious than that, actually.

But did you have sex?

You haven't got to that point yet.

Yes, we're dating. I think Magdalene should have more than sex. I don't want

classify it as like, oh, it's sex, I'm just fucking him. I mean, you know, it's

more than sex. You really like him. I do.

This is your daughter's ex -boyfriend.

Miss,

Miss, I can't believe Dume is doing her speech. I know.

I know.

I know. Wow. But Amanda doesn't want him anymore. Does Amanda know?

Well, not yet.

We don't have to get into all that. I have the finger report.

I did it. Okay. We need another. We need another.

We need to talk.

That's what we need to do. I think we need to talk about Madeline. Oh, yeah.

Change the subject.

It's Magdalene's turn, so tell us what you were able to accomplish this month.

Nothing.

Nothing?

What have you been doing the last 30 days?

I couldn't meet anybody.

Really? Yeah, I mean, you know me. Did you try?

Yeah, I mean, I tried a little bit, but you know, I'm a little shy like that.

It's hard for me to approach people.

I don't know.

I mean, you know, it's okay.

No, it's not okay.

Because you're still in the club. This is still the cougar club.

I mean, really, realistically, I think it's probably a bad idea.

From my perspective, anyway. I, you know, I think I'll just stick with guys

own age.

Just keep it up in mind. I know. I will. I will.

Yeah. I was wrong to say that.

I just feel kind of... I'm a little upset because, you know, you guys.

Don't be upset.

So mine was just one of these weird flukes.

Weird, I'd say.

Like fluke? I don't know.

You know what? I am going to have a bite of this because we're still going to

talk about this.

Oh.

What are you going to call me?

You know what? I will call you soon.

Should we double date?

That would be funny.

Okay, well, I love you both.

All right.

Okay.

I'll see you soon. Wow.

Have fun.

Bye.

Wow.

So what do you think about this?

About what?

This whole Rocco thing.

I'm surprised. I didn't think she'd follow up on our pact, you know.

That's pretty bulky.

Yeah, I know, but it's the next, right? I want to hear sexual detail.

Yeah, I know. She was, like, skirting around that issue, like, well, did you

didn't you? You know, it's like, well, you know, it's like.

I can't believe Mika.

You know, who knew, right? Boy, yes.

Jeez.

Of all people, it's like she'd be the.

The one that I've least expected. Exactly. And especially this way. I

we've unleashed a tiger, not a cougar, man. This is like, this is crazy.

Oh, boy. Well, you know what?

No. Honey, just be patient.

I will. And if you're uncomfortable with it, don't do anything you don't want to

do. I know.

I'll have sex with all the young boys for you.

I'm sure you will.

Listen, I have to run, too.

I am so sorry, but I am meeting this other guy.

Another one?

Yes, another one.

You've got to roll. There's no stuffing you. Here, take this, put this towards

the tab, and call me.

I'm going to call you this week, okay?

I'm going to check on you.

Hi, Abby.

I'll see you.

What are you doing? Are you going to stick around?

Yeah, I've got a massage here in the neighborhood in the next hour or so.

All right, honey. Call me.

I will. Bye.

This one is on me.

Oh, thank you. Are you sure?

Absolutely positive.

Oh, that's really nice of you. Thanks.

I thought your friend kind of left in a little bit of a hurry.

Yeah, my friend's really busy.

I do that a lot.

Well, I'm not going to lie, but I did overhear a little bit of your

conversation.

Not to embarrass you or anything.

Oh, okay.

I just want to tell you that you are absolutely free to take your time and

this as long as you'd like.

The only thing is that we do close the restaurant down between lunch and

So, you know, at your earliest convenience, if you'd like, we have a

the back area.

And you're free to just take your time and relax.

Just so that the passersby don't think we're still open.

Oh, yeah.

I see, I see. Okay, well, thanks. That's very nice of you.

And I actually have time to kill anyway. I don't have an appointment for another

hour.

Oh, wonderful.

Well, like I said, be my guest, please.

All right, thank you.

You're welcome.

Is this calling you?

Sure.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Allow me.

Mind if I join for a moment?

No.

So, like I kind of made you aware, I heard the majority of

your conversation.

I wasn't eavesdropping, but I gave the music off so I could kind of hear you.

I just want to say, you know, I don't think you have anything to worry about.

You're a very, very attractive woman.

I personally, I mean, you know.

Don't let them guess you on that.

It's fine. Thank you.

You're welcome.

So, I mean, what exactly have you gone more

interesting in your hunt?

Well, I mean, I'm kind of shy. I see that.

Okay.

So, it's kind of hard for me to approach anybody, really.

Well, that's the beauty of talking to a perfect stranger, you see.

Because, I mean, I have absolutely no way of judging you and or, you know,

relaying any of this information back to your friends.

So, anything that we speak about in this room stays in this room.

No worries. Promise.

Okay. Yeah.

So, I mean, do you have a specific type that you like?

Um, younger guy?

Ah. Yeah.

Can you go first?

I like, it's mainly about personality and

I think somebody has a great sense of humor.

Wow.

Somebody you can feel really comfortable with.

Well, I'll tell you right now, you're very, very pleasant to be around, so I'm

sure it's not going to be hard for you to...

Since the deal.

Oh, too kind. I'm actually getting all girly now.

Why? I wouldn't say I'm too kind. You never know. I could just be, you know,

buttering you up with smooth wine to take advantage of you.

No, it's nothing. It isn't.

I promise. No, you're good.

You're not going to pass out. We'll be good.

Okay.

Yeah. You're blushing a little bit.

I am? Yeah.

Yeah, well.

May I? Peace. Peace.

Because I was checking you out a little bit too.

You were?

I was.

I was. I try not to be too obvious about that because you never really know how

that could go.

Plus, I do work here, so I have to be sort of discreet.

So you're in the habit of checking out older women?

I think now you're putting me on the spot.

Yeah. Well, I'm not saying I'm some kind of male clutter or anything, but, you

know, you're just...

Do you have a thing for all women or just all women?

Oh, I appreciate women of all types, you know.

I just really think, you know, a beautiful woman is a beautiful woman. I

really play, you know, categories like that in my mind.

I'm more about the person and the personality because it's the humor.

You're saying a whole lot without saying anything, you know that?

I am.

I might seem a little presumptuous here, but can I give you a kiss?

A little one?

Yeah? Is that okay?

Yeah.

You want me to just give you one on the cheek? I don't want to, you know, it's

up to you.

Yeah?

That wasn't so bad, was it?

No?

You guys want one?

Would you stand up for me, just so I can take a...

Do you want me to turn?

Sure.

You look great.

Thank you.

You know, we have a little bit of time before anyone comes back here.

At least two and a half hours.

Two and a half hours? Yeah.

I think so.

Definitely coming out of your shell.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Hmm.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Really?

I want to taste you while you do that. Can I?

You want to taste me while you do that?

I don't know.

Would you?

Ugh.

It's so good.

I couldn't breathe.

I couldn't breathe.

You move.

Sit on my back please.

Please sit on my back.

Please sit on my back.

Sit on your back.

Oh.

Oh...

Ugh.

I love you.

Come on.

Oh man.

Oh, God.

Oh my god.

Ugh!