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Eat dinner.
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Namaste. Namaste.
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Well.
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You're going to be such a great
instructor.
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You're spending time with my stepmom.
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Have I ever bullshitted you?
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Cool.
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Pauline. Oh my god, why does he have to
be so cute?
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To torture you.
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He's gonna get me in trouble.
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So what?
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He's 18 and you're 30.
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Something. Why not have a little
trouble?
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That would be so wrong.
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But it does kind of remind me of the
MILF pact.
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Legend has it that back in 2015...
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A group of four stepmothers formed an
alliance called the MILF Pact. For those
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of you living under a rock, MILF Pacts
are basically where a group of women
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a pact to seduce their stepson within a
specific time frame.
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What's the MILF Pact?
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It's basically a pact... that stepmoms
make to, you know, overcome their
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attraction to their stepson.
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I mean, Pauline and I are in it
together.
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But you don't want to overcome your
attraction, do you?
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Well, I mean, yes and no.
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The way it works is there's a time
limit. So I have until February 14th to
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seduce Cole or I lose all hope of
fucking him ever again.
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Where did you find this group?
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Reddit.
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Oh, my God. It's probably a scam.
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No, it's not.
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There's at least 400 women in California
alone that are in MILF packs.
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That many women want to fuck their step
-sons?
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I guess.
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How many people are in your packs?
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Well, there's supposed to be four, but
one just dropped out.
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Oh, there is a free spot?
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It's all online now.
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First, you sign the contract.
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Then you start working your plan.
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To seduce the unseducible.
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So, tell me about the other women in
this group.
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Well, one of them does our Zoom meet -up
calls without her camera on.
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I guess she's hyper -paranoid. And the
other woman?
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I've been waiting 20 minutes to place my
order.
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I have customers.
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I'm a customer.
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You want my fat mom? I don't fucking
care. I want my hot tea and my hard
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egg.
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I'll just have a black coffee, please.
You bitches better tip well.
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I
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don't
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do assholes.
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Yeah, I know.
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Namaste.
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So, this yoga studio, it's not just
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for exercise, right? I mean, it's kind
of a place for therapy?
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It's going to be a holistic approach to
health and well -being.
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In that case, can I ask you a
hypothetical question?
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Of course.
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What if you have a client whose husband
can't...
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perform you know like sexually um okay
like
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what if um he travels a lot and you know
he just can't keep her
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satisfied what would you suggest um uh
well
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hypothetically um i i would suggest
maybe some some breathing and some uh
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and work Reflection?
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Well, breathing and meditation aren't
going to help me, her, get any
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closer to having an orgasm.
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Um, then I would suggest some self
-care.
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And what if she needed something more?
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And what if that something was standing
right in front of her?
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I don't think I understand.
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I think you do.
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I need sex.
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I thought that was hypothetical.
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No, you didn't.
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I think you have a lot of potential to
heal me.
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And you're just letting society bias
you.
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Not society, it's morals.
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Is there something so wrong about two
people connecting spiritually and
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physically and helping each other grow?
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No.
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I need you to help me heal Cole.
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And I know that you want to.
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I've seen the way he's been looking at
me. Yeah.
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While doing these classes.
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Thank you.
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How long have you been waiting to do
that?
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A long time
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Thank you.
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It's a great way to finish the class.
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Oh, yeah. Are you going to do this with
all of your students?
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Or just the good ones? Just the good
ones.
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You're such a good instructor. I'm sure
you'll have lots of volunteers.
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Hopefully.
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Oh, my God. Fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Fuck.
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Oh, no.
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I think we both need a hug.
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I'm very happy.
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Fuck, yes.
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Oh, my God.
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Cock reaches my face perfectly.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Namaste.
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