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Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.

Yeah, dude, there's no way we're going to lose the next game. The party's going

to be awesome.

Yeah, dude, no worries.

What the?

Hey, bro, my best friend's mom is calling me right now. Let me call you

alright?

Okay, cool.

um hello hi elias how are you oh i'm good uh how are

you i'm good um i was well are you like are you at home

right now um yeah i am but i'm not with josh if that's what you're asking uh i

think he's at practice

Social media?

I mean, yeah. A lot of my friends are really all about it.

You know, I know some things about it. I post here and there.

I've never really been on social media before, and I was wondering if you could

come over and help me post some things?

Okay.

I mean, yeah, I could help you.

Show you some tips. That's fine.

I can go over there in the next hour.

Oh, that would be great.

Thank you so much.

Sure, yeah. I'll head over there.

Okay. See you soon. See you soon.

Gee,

okay. Well, let's get to it.

Hi, Mrs. Fisher.

Hi, Elias. Thank you so much for coming over.

Of course.

Anything for my best friend's mom.

If you need help, what is it?

So, I mean, I just, I don't really know how any of

the social media stuff works. Okay.

It seems everybody's doing it.

You know, I think I'd like to start doing it, too.

Okay. I just don't really know where to start or, like, what to do. Well, it's

really easy. I can take you to this app. It's one of the best media ones right

now. And the first thing's first here. I can set you up a little account.

This process is way easier, by the way.

And then there.

So now we just start off with, like, a profile photo. Do you want Vic to pose

for one?

Sure. Yeah. Here.

Okay. These look great. Is that good?

Yeah. Here. What do you think?

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

That looks good. So we'll make this as your profile photo.

And then after that, you just go here.

Okay, so what do you really want your account to be about? So, like, it can be

sports, cooking, maybe fashion.

Oh, fashion.

You want fashion?

Yeah, I like fashion. Okay, yeah, so you can just, you know, take photos on the

mirror with whatever outfit you're wearing and just post them, put a little

caption under it, and then, yeah, people can just see all your outfits and over

there, and that's all you can pretty much do.

Cool.

You know, can you take some pictures of my outfit right now? Oh, I mean... I

mean, I'm dressed up, so... Um... Yeah, okay.

That's... Yeah, I can take a photo of you. You can take one right now. Great.

Um... Hmm.

Okay.

Oh.

Alright.

Okay.

Uh... See, it's good to have a... A lot of different sets of photos, you know,

for your account.

Okay. It's nice to have all angles.

Okay.

Yeah, these are some really good poses.

Yeah, you think so?

Yeah, these do numbers on your account.

Oh, great.

Yeah, do you think these pictures will get a lot of views?

Oh, yeah, definitely. Your outfit's great. Oh, great. You look so good right

now.

Oh, yeah.

Good.

I love how creative you're getting.

Wow.

Yeah, these look great.

I mean, if you think those will get a lot of views, what do you think?

Do you think these will get a lot of views?

Oh, um, yeah.

I could take photos of that, too. Yeah.

Whoa.

Wow. So you really like my outfit?

Yeah, yeah. It looks so good.

Well, what do you think about this? Oh.

So do you like this outfit?

Oh, yeah.

Why don't you do me a favor and put some baby oil on me?

Some right there on the table.

Alright.

Oh, that's good, I think.

Do you want to rub it in?

Yeah.

Wow.

Don't forget that other one.

Oh, my God.

So you think this will get a lot of views?

Yeah, yeah, this will definitely do numbers.

Oh, good. Then why don't you film this stuff?

Go get the baby oil and put some more on me.

Oh, okay.

Sure.

It's right here.

You really like this, don't you?

I can see that.

This is going to go viral for sure.

Okay.

Oh, wow.

Whoa.

Oh,

wow. Elijah, you do like this, don't you?

I mean, yeah.

Yeah, stand up.

Whoa.

Is this really happening? Are you okay with this?

Oh, yeah, of course.

What if Josh comes in?

I won't be home for hours.

Whoa. Oh, my God.

Oh, shh.

Do you want this for your media, too?

Oh, yeah.

That's a great idea. Okay.

Whoa.

Oh, boy.

um

You stand up.

Oh.

yes yes yes

Thank you.

Oh yes, yes, yes, come for me.

This is definitely going to go viral.

Oh, good.

Well, I'll see you tomorrow then. Looks like you're my new camera guy.

Oh, okay.

Sounds good.

Oh, hold on.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.