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Original subtitles
It's been a while.
Well, hey.
Yeah, it has been.
How have we been?
Pretty good. Overall, pretty good.
Family's good?
Yeah.
I mean, I think my numbers are down a little bit. I'm worried about my
productivity, but... Don't worry too much.
We can't get rid of you when you're under 55.
That's the rumor, really.
Where are you in your life?
First day of ovulation.
They asked me to get in a few extra this week, so I'm hoping that means about
it.
Ready?
Yeah. Three, two...
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Thank you.
What do you think you've made?
Four thousand, eight hundred and ninety -three.
I'm gonna look so much easier.
What?
How do you figure that out?
You steal the deal and you get nine months off.
I do my job and I'm here again tomorrow.
You get to eat oysters.
All I get are vitamins and wax.
You know what? I... You ready for round
two? Yeah.
Better make this one count.
I love you.
There you go. There you go.
So you're going to mess up the video.
Yeah.
Yes, Steve.
You can sign me.
Yeah, but all that comes, you can sign me.
But all that comes, you can sign me.
Freddie, please.
Freddie, please, will you give me a baby?
Oh, fuck, please.
Oh, fuck, I promise I'll be perfect if you give me a fucking baby.
Please.
Oh, fuck.
I mean, I'm a fucking kid.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Fuck that building!
Gotta keep a hundred million little soldiers healthy and happy.
Did you see that earlier?
Yeah.
I think they were evaluating me.
Come on. You cannot think like that. You know this is going to mess up your
performance.
They're just making the rounds.
Okay. You know what?
The break is never that short.
They're testing me. I know it. Stop being a pussy and fucking impregnate me.
Ready?
Three, two, one.
Oh my
god.
I can tell you have inside me.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
What the fuck?
Please put a baby in me.
Please put your kids in me.
Please put your kids in me. Please put all your kids.
All your fucking kids.
All your fucking kids.
It's over.
Oh, please, please, please, can I have your baby?
Please, can I have your baby?
Please, can I have your baby?
Please? Yeah, I want it. Yeah, I want it. I want it. I want my baby.
Please, please, this time I want my baby.
I want my baby.
I want my baby. I want my baby.
I want my baby.
Fucking baby inside me.
Yeah,
yeah, yeah, give me that fucking baby.
Enjoy the oysters.