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Gabby, didn't we need to talk to you about how you should be with me, not

I'm the one that loves you.

I've always been there for you.

I'll always be there for you.

Oh, Drake, what has he ever done for you?

I mean, look at this.

I wouldn't want this.

That's why I think you should be with me. Because I love you.

He's just a prick.

He probably didn't even get you a good gift for your birthday, if you even

We've got a bunch of them, so keep an eye out for technology.

Technology will come to start us.

What the fuck?

What the hell?

I keep meaning to ask you guys, how are you liking your new apartment?

Oh, we love it. It's bigger than our last.

Great. So is the rent.

I believe it.

I'm so sorry I haven't had time to stop by yet, but I promise you, I will come

see it as soon as I can.

Oh, thank you so much for inviting us to your birthday dinner.

Are you kidding me? You guys are my best friend.

What are you? We love you. You're so beautiful.

I need you, my love.

Are seriously the best boyfriend I could ever ask for.

Thank you so much for putting this all together for me.

Anytime, baby.

Hey, is something wrong?

Uh, no, nothing.

Oh, come on. You've been acting, like, quiet and distant all night. I mean, is

there something up? You can tell me.

Uh, something.

Something happened, and I... What? Teddy!

What happened?

Hey, come on. I mean, we've been friends since, what, like third grade?

Just tell me what's going on. You're worrying me.

But... Baby?

Would you marry me?

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Yes, of course I'll marry you.

Oh, my God. Are you serious right now? This is amazing.

Do you love it? Yeah, it's beautiful.

Oh my god, I'm getting married.

Daddy, look at this ring.

What the

fuck are you thinking?

Look at that fucking douchebag.

Fucking creepy smile.

And you, you piece of shit, all you fucking do is cheat on her. What the

choose to fucking marry him of all fucking people.

What a fucking douche.

You fucking cunts.

Fucking celebrating that fucking asshole?

Where are you guys? I thought you guys were my friends.

So disappointing.

Isn't this amazing?

Baby, I'm so... Baby?

Drake?

Drake, are you okay?

What is going on? Is this some kind of prank?

I don't think you can wake him up.

I think maybe only I can.

What do you mean only you can? What the fuck is going on here?

Look, I know it's crazy, but just watch.

It stops time.

This is a joke, right? You're joking. This is not real.

No, look around.

Time stops everywhere, for everyone.

Pat? Leslie?

What the fuck?

So you're saying the watch is doing this, okay? How is this possible?

I don't know. Maybe it's a top secret military experiment?

Maybe it's a scientific discovery.

Okay, listen, Ted, this is dangerous, okay?

Whatever it is, just make it stop, okay? Just put everything back.

I can't. I have to do something first.

What?

I love you.

What?

I've always loved you.

You don't want to be with him. You deserve better.

He's an asshole. He cheats on you all the time.

You belong with me.

Ted, listen. I love you too, okay? I do, of course I do. But

we're friends, okay?

No. We're friends. We've always been friends.

Gabby, I've thought time. You can realize I belong with you.

We have all the time in the world for you to figure it out.

Wait.

I see that look in your eyes. Is this some weird way to try to get me to fuck

you or something?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Look, do you really want to risk this?

I'll smash it right now.

Maybe time will stop. Maybe you don't go forward.

Who knows?

Is that what you want to do?

You're not the person I thought you were.

You disgusting... me. So that's a yes then.

Let's fucking get this over with then.

We're going to do it right here in front of them.

Yeah. There you go.

How could

I ever love you after this?

This would be a fine start for this.

Don't forget to occasionally glance over.

Look at this.

Still fucking smiling. What a fucking douche.

Fucking monster.

Let's see those titties.

I think I like it.

Seeing you get this over with is better.

What's wrong with it then?

Fuck me already.

Don't worry, you'll get it.

So this is what he's been enjoying.

Go on, fuck that. You know us better than him.

As small as their own gut.

Look at that stupid face over there. Just look at that.

I'm sorry, Drake.

Don't kid yourself. You're not sorry.

You're enjoying it.

Look at that stupid face.

Fucking.

I'm sorry, Drake.

You're not sorry. You know you're having a good time.

Oh, he's going to make this worth it to me.

Fuck me, might as well fuck me good.

You better enjoy this because it's only going to happen once.

We got all of the time in the room, baby.

Is this what you want?

Yeah, it is.

Don't make me slap you again.

you're happy with yourself.

Oh, yes.

He's starting to enjoy it even more.

Wow.

Mmm. Mmm.

even make me fuck you. I'll show you how to fuck.

Oh, yeah?

No, this is more of a hoax.

What?

Ooh.

Gives me a little tension.

something will be better than him already.

You piece of shit.

I'll put the time back.

I don't think I'm going to. I had fun.