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Quit it.

Let's go for a walk.

I don't want to go for a walk.

Why not?

It's hot outside.

You're getting fat.

I'm not getting fat. It's like 85 degrees.

85 degrees isn't even that hot.

Okay, well it is outside.

Let's drink some water.

No. You think we're going to get like heat stroke?

I mean, probably.

That'd be funny.

I don't think you would save me.

I'm not going to get heatstroke.

Okay, well that's you.

Yeah, you have a weak constitution.

You're a tiny person.

Come on, let's do something. I'm bored.

I'm hanging out with you right now.

Yeah, but you're just looking at your phone.

Yeah, because these videos are funny.

Oh, God.

Do you want to play, like, let's play something for the AirBnbs or something.

I want to play the AirBnbs.

Why not?

Because it sounds boring.

We'll try like this new one I just got.

No.

Oh, my God.

I'm in a big stepbrother. You have to do fun activities with me.

We're doing a fun activity right now. This is not a fun activity. Yes, it is.

We're hanging out.

You're boring.

Stupid.

I mean, you're in my... presents.

How can you be bored?

Oh my god.

These videos are funny.

Are you texting somebody?

Who? Who are you talking to?

Steve.

Wait, Steve the weird looking Steve?

He's not weird looking.

He's funny and he's sweet.

Oh, he's a goofball.

No, he really isn't. He's super funny.

Very nice to me.

Wait, you're not dating Steve, are you?

I mean, not like officially, but I think so.

Your taste is steep. Okay, leave him alone.

He's a bigger nerd than you are.

No, I like him.

Wow, he's a weirdo.

No, he's really not.

He's like creepy, I feel like. He's not creepy.

Okay, whatever.

He's sweet, and he's really cute.

That's you.

Okay, I'm just saying.

I'm just saying you could get, like... I mean, your first boyfriend was kind of

a weirdo, too.

Oh, my God.

No, he wasn't.

I'm saying, like, I just... I don't know, but I just don't think my little

sister should be just dating just, like, weirdos.

You could find somebody, like, normal.

They're pretty normal.

I mean, they're normal people.

Not everyone wants to date, like, a hundred people like you.

I haven't dated, like, a hundred girls. What are you talking about? Yes, you

have. Okay, well, like... Close to it. Maybe more. Yeah, more than you, because

I'm not... I'm not a nerd.

Okay, well, I'm nerds with my little boyfriends.

Nerds together.

I'm glad you're... I'm glad you guys are happy, I guess.

Well, thank you.

have you guys been even hanging out with steve and stuff like i mean yeah like a

little bit here and there and it's fun to hang out with he really is

very fun

what do you guys do

play games this

being each other's presence you know

Normal stuff people would do.

You haven't had sex with Steve, have you?

I mean, like, three times.

Oh, gross.

Gross.

What?

I mean, I think, I mean, it's pretty normal. You have sex?

Yeah. Not with Steve.

I hope you wouldn't have sex with Steve.

Take my man.

Was it good, though?

I mean, yeah, honestly, some of the best sex I've had.

I can't imagine what that's like.

I hope you wouldn't.

That's fun.

Plus, he's really good.

He's really good, huh? He's really good.

Whatever, I guess.

You know, I really like him a lot.

I think it would make it perfect if it was just a little longer.

A little longer?

Yeah.

Like, how much longer?

Like, four or five minutes.

Wait, what?

That's funny.

How long does he have sex with you now?

Two minutes, somewhere around there.

That's, like, really short.

You have sex for a locker?

Yeah, of course. You know?

Are you crazy?

How much longer?

Like, I don't know. Like, way longer than that.

You know that's, like, really fast, right? Like, only having sex for, like,

minute or two is, like, not good.

Really?

Yeah, I can have sex for, like, I don't know, like, 20, 30 minutes? Even, like,

longer sometimes?

I didn't know that.

I thought it was, like, five minutes was good.

No, like, I mean, I guess it can be for some chicks, I guess.

I mean, it's fun.

yeah no but like there's a lot of guys that can they can like have sex for like

way way longer than that can you do that yeah oh how long like how long usually

i told you like 30 minutes that seems like a really long time though yeah what

do you think i'm like lying i mean maybe you are i'm not lying maybe you are

lying to make yourself seem better i'm not being serious how do i know that i'm

telling you

Wait, wow.

Does he have like a big dick at least?

I mean, I'm pretty sure it's a decent size.

Does it look like my thumb?

I mean, maybe like a little bit bigger.

Yeah.

Why is that funny?

It's only like a little bit bigger than my thumb.

Yeah. You know it's like tiny, right?

No way.

Yes. How big is yours?

like way bigger than that oh it's like a lot it's like a lot bigger than that

i'm telling you i'm just telling you see like you could find a guy with a way

bigger dick and they can have sex for way longer i mean can i see what do you

mean i mean can i just see so i know what to refer dicks to you know to

me i've only i've only seen like smaller ones

Well, according to you, I've only seen smaller ones.

What do you think I'm lying?

What if you are lying to me? I'm not.

Lying to make yourself sound better?

Do you seriously think I'm lying?

I don't believe you.

Oh my god.

You want me to prove it?

Yes, I want you to prove it.

Okay, fine, I will then.

Really? Yes.

Okay, I will.

You're not going to tell, like, mom or dad or something? That's so weird. I

wouldn't tell them. Why would I do that?

Okay, fine.

You sure you're not going to tell them?

I'm not going to tell anybody.

Okay, look.

Wow.

Is it, like, hard all the way?

Oh, no. Like, it's just, like, maybe, like, a little bit.

See, like, it's already, like, it's already bigger, right?

That's a lot bigger.

Yeah, so that's what I'm saying. Like, can you get it hard all the way?

I mean, yeah, I guess.

I don't want to see how big a kid's. I'm sure going for my little sister's

weird.

No, it's really not weird.

I just want to see.

That's it.

Okay, fine.

It's so big.

Like, huge.

It's not huge.

I mean, from what I've seen, I think it is.

Sorry, I just... Huh?

Can I see your boobs or something?

I mean... If it'll help you get hard.

Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Okay. Okay.

Can I touch you for a second?

Um, yeah.

That should have looked nicer than I thought they'd be.

Maybe they'd be like atrocious looking?

They're like a nice shape, actually.

They're nice boots for like a nerd.

For like a nerd. Well, thank you.

Wow. Is that all the way?

I mean like almost.

Just give me another second.

Yeah, that's pretty much like all at home.

Alright, can I like, can I touch it?

Yeah, like for like a second I guess. Okay, I just want to see.

Oh my god.

This is so big.

See, I told you.

Wow.

And it's really thick.

And your tip is a little bigger.

See, like, you sound like a guy with, like, you know, like a bigger tip or

whatever. You probably feel better, right?

I mean, I would think you'd feel a lot better.

Wow.

I'm like in shock.

Do girls, like, give you blowjobs and stuff?

Well, yeah, of course.

What kind of question is that?

Well, I was just wondering.

Don't you do that with, like, Steve or whatever?

No, he just, like, sticks it in. I've never given a blowjob.

What? Yeah, ever.

That's crazy.

I mean, can I try?

You're giving me a blowjob. Are you crazy?

I mean, you'd basically be teaching me.

Do you really want to?

Yeah.

I won't tell anybody.

I won't tell anybody.

You swear?

I swear.

Okay, fine, I guess.

Okay.

Like this?

Yeah, that's fine.

You've seen, like, videos, right?

Only,

I mean, yeah, only porn.

Yeah, kind of, like, look at me.

Yeah.

What do you think?

It's a little bit harder than I thought.

Stick your tongue out.

like put it on my balls oh like this yeah

yeah like licking yeah a lot of guys like

that

um

if i suck on it

balls and then like lick up my cock and put my cock back in your mouth

Wake up and down.

butt too if you want your butt yeah i mean if you want like some guys like

i i can try like practice if you want to try yeah i'll try

Oh, this is fun.

Yeah, like, wake up a bit.

Yeah.

You should wake up, like, really hard.

Is him doing a good job?

Wait, so you can still have, like, sex after this? Yeah.

Like, for more than five minutes?

Yeah, it's all.

Really? Yeah.

Like, even after I put it in my mouth?

Yes.

That's cool.

Are you going to come over here?

What are you doing?

I want you to put it in my pussy.

No, I'm not doing that. Are you crazy?

Why?

Because that 10 watt is already bad enough you can put it in your mouth.

I mean, nobody's going to know.

I just want to see.

You pussy crazy person.

No, we're not doing that. Come on.

Dude.

Why don't you wear like a condom or something? No, it's okay. Just don't

there.

Fuck.

You sure you want me to?

Yeah.

tiny penises, isn't it?

Yeah, it feels a lot bigger.

Sorry, I'm not going to tell anybody. I'm not going to tell anybody.

Oh, is that what that is?

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Everywhere.

Yeah, look at it.

Some girls do that when they get really turned on.

Yeah, I think I can.

Oh my god!

these guys they're smaller it's okay but still feel like

laughing in a couple minutes

but

i

kind of understand why like steve comes so fast because you actually were like

You're actually pretty hot.

Really?

Yeah.

You're kinda hot too.

Thanks.

Hmm.

Yeah.

Have you ridden one before?

No. You want to try?

Yeah. Yeah.

Get on top of me. Okay.

Just like normally?

Yeah. Like facing you? Yeah. Okay.

Oh.

You can bounce around like that too.

be loud.

Are you a missionary?

Okay, I'm not sure you're talking, okay? Okay.

Okay? Yeah.

In your butt, yeah.

Oh.

It's like water.

Water? Yeah.

Okay. Oh, your butt's like actually really nice.

really good.

Have you done that before?

No, but I've always wanted to try it. You want to try it? I want to know what

tastes like.

Yeah, I can do that.

Okay.

Get on the carpet.

Okay.

Does it taste okay?

Yeah it does.

It tastes good.

Thank you.

So did you.

Well, I know I did.

Okay.

Just don't talk to me about this, okay?

Steve will never know.

Okay, or anybody else.

Nobody. It's our secret.