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Three typical average kids inside a haunted mansion.

Just by chance, Frida goes to make them Beetle Boys.

Beetle Boys. Big bad Beetle Boys.

Big bad Beetle Boys.

Hey, look, now they're superheroes armed with superpowers. Cool. Taken from a

comic strip, and now they're Beetle Boys. Beetle Boys. Big bad Beetle Boys.

you

You're really getting the hang of that magic stuff. The name's magic.

Call me magic.

Hey, you're late.

The new beetle board just came in an hour ago.

Awesome. I had to pick up Joe here from Little League. Oh, and don't forget to

mention we cream them really, thanks to my supersonic spin ball.

Modest, isn't she?

Um, is Heather working today by any chance?

Yeah.

kissing Heather, and it's free.

You guys are so lame.

Sounds like Hannah's on the roll again.

You call that a race, Nate?

You put that curb like a sissy. You gotta get low and mean to be mean.

You're way too cool for me, Nana.

Same time tomorrow?

Got it, Buster.

Hey, kid.

Hey,

kid. Am I the queen of beans or what?

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, cool jacket, Nana. Yeah. Not just anybody can wear a jacket like this. You

gotta be down. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, Nana's here.

Mom! Oh, no. Buster's my big daddy -o.

Now, don't you fight on...

Mom, we gotta talk. I just got a call from Mrs. Bamberg. She said that you

your motorcycle through her prized tomato patch again.

Tomatoes? Oh, no, my chili.

Oh, no, you don't. I don't buy that. Your chili's fine. We gotta talk.

Mom? Go easy on her, Dad.

Hey, Heather.

Hey, Jill.

Whoa, check out the Green Hunter ID.

Mega cool.

Hey,

Drew, I got a tutu that'll fit you.

Oh, man.

Kids,

you know.

They say the darnedest thing.

Yeah, kids.

Bratwurst.

I'm going to ask her to the dance already and get it over with.

Great monster.

Yeah.

I wish I was the Blue Peanut Borg.

I've got you now, Princess, and nobody can save you. Here, just call me Noble.

Help me!

Hey, watch where you're shooting those things, will ya?

Fear not, Princess.

I, the Blue Stinger Borg, will save you.

You guys made my job a lot easier.

have to pay for that. We don't have to pay for anything.

Our dad owns the building.

We're celebrating.

I just got promoted to president of the chess club.

Oh, come on, you guys. We're going to get in trouble.

Don't worry about it. You have friends in high places.

Are you going to buy that?

Give me that.

What do we have here?

The three little dorks reading those infantile beetle board comics.

Don't be such a drip, trip.

Ooh, big man, in such a way with words.

You guys are nothing but a pack of wimpy wannabes. You're not.

I bet they couldn't last a minute in the old Hillhurst estate.

As if you could. Not only could, but did.

Last night, as a matter of fact.

Yeah, right. We really believe you. Look, you guys shouldn't even joke about

that place.

Everyone knows it's haunted.

Yeah. I mean, too many weird things have gone on down there.

Okay, just to prove that we're not the wimps, let's all go down to the house

see who can laugh the longest.

What? What?

What's the matter?

Chicken? Ha, that's a laugh.

All right, you're on.

We'll see who the real men are.

Catch you later.

Yeah, right.

Pathetic.

Are you crazy, man?

Do the words ghost, monsters, and vampires mean anything at all to you?

Sounds like a party to me.

We can handle it.

You guys be careful, okay?

I've heard that place is bad news.

Checkmate, Dudley.

Way to go.

If you say so, Master Van.

Look who's here. Hey, guys.

The Dark Patrol.

So the cowards decided to show.

What it meant.

Ready for some... fun?

Come on, let's go.

You better let us lead the way.

Careful of those stairs. They don't look very safe.

Listen to them. They're scared all red.

Here, this place is a mess.

Yeah, it looks worse than my bed.

Now what?

We split up and explore the house.

And whoever makes it out alive in one hour is the winner.

Ha!

Let's talk over here.

Spooky painting.

But those furs almost look real.

Come on, Roland.

We better sit together.

What was that?

Probably just the wind, right?

Yeah, we're cool.

Are we ready to raise damn living? I got everything we need right here.

Good show.

Okay, let's do it.

Well, no goes so far.

Hey, come on.

Alright, this is the place.

Let's get to work. Come on.

I wonder what's in here.

Junk.

Come on. Let's take a look down here.

Hmm.

He was right. Just a pile of junk.

Hey.

Who are you calling junk?

Huh? Ew!

Gross! That's better. Gross I can live with. But junk?

That's just not right.

What you see is not always what you get.

Huh?

Wait! Come back here!

Can you believe that? As if that's really going to scare us.

Okay, let's go.

There she go.

Ah, there she is. She'll be junk what I'm through with her.

Yeah.

Hey, see any kid critters coming down that hall?

Oh, no.

Brain power.

It's not working. And hang on.

Okay, okay.

Now, how do you feel?

Feel good.

Good. Now help me find them. I'll let you keep one for a pet.

Yummy. Enough with the snacks.

You guys okay?

Yeah, I think so.

I wonder where we are.

Coco! Well, wherever we are. I say we get out of here, quick.

Hey!

Check it out!

Cool!

I have to call him back.

My lunch has just arrived.

Chickens, they lost the bats.

What's going on? What do you think?

Well, that's embarrassing.

I'll tell you, too.

Get back.

I think it's going to blow.

We're the Hypesets, and we proudly present bats by popular demand.

Let's hear it for Clematics.

Phenomenal. Fabulous. Super thousand from the seventh dimension.

It's hard, but it's tough.

I'll get up. Come on, Warren.

Hey, snap out of it.

Drew, I had the weirdest dream.

Oops. Still dreaming.

You've called a dreamboat before, but this is definitely not a dream.

I mean, what are you anyway?

Father's the name.

Magic and music's my game.

And I am truly the most phantasmic phantom you'll ever meet.

What's a fathom?

What's a fathom?

Don't you kids know anything?

A fathom's a super cool being able to work extraordinary feats. Dude.

Wow.

I feel good.

What's this guy?

He's having another identity crisis.

Slap him.

Snap out of it.

Hey, girls.

Pop down.

Now, where were we?

Well, I was just saying, we'd better get going.

Wait.

You haven't made a wish.

That's your reward for springing me out of that order.

Yes. Go on.

Make a wish.

Any wish.

I wish I was out of here.

Sounds good to me.

Yeah, me too.

Wait a minute.

Any wish?

It's all up to you.

Hey, guys, I got an idea.

Let's see here.

Hmm.

Ah, here's a list to choose from.

New bicycle.

I know you always wanted to have a pet iguana. How do you know that?

Well, this little bird told me so.

I did not.

Stop talking about words in my mouth.

Hey, anybody got a cracker?

Whoa, is that for real? I don't know. Look.

Let's just make a wish and get out of here.

Hey, how about a dirt bike?

That'd be cool.

Wait, I know.

If this is a dream, let's make it a good one.

Let's be superheroes.

Yeah,

let's go for it.

Okay, we want to... Okay, we want to be... Beetleborns.