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In 1989, the U .S. enacted the Berne
Conventional Implementation Act,
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which... Copyright automatically.
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John.
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John. Hey, what?
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You're masturbating in your sleep.
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I'm not.
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I'm late. Don't you need to be at the
office?
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Uh, I'm working from home today. I gotta
make some phone calls.
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Besides, I wasn't masturbating. And if I
was, so what?
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You're creepy.
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Well... I think it's the alternator,
but... Also, I... What do I know about
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cars, right?
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So, uh... I'm sorry about this.
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Oh, I know it's not your fault.
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I just wish I would have picked a better
place to, like, go think off an effect.
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Like my bedroom.
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Yeah, it's alright. I called my mom,
and, uh... She'll call me back in a
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but, um... I don't know, I guess she's
finishing up at the client or something
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right now.
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Well, what about, like, roadside
assistance?
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Don't even worry about it. My mom will
come.
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She'll take care of everything.
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Um, okay.
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Speak of the devil.
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Hey, Mom.
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Uh, yeah, so Libby and I are broken down
on the side of the road.
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Yeah, right by Red Creek Road. You know,
by the hiking trail entrance.
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Yeah, well, no, Mom, I don't know if you
know, but I have half days for the rest
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of the year.
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Yeah. Yeah, all my credits are taken
care of. Yeah.
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Yeah, look.
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Anyway, just, um, could you come pick us
up?
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And then, uh... Oh.
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Okay, so the auto shop will come pick up
the car?
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And you'll come by and pick us up right
now? That's great.
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That's great. Thank you. Thank you.
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Okay. Alright, well, we'll see you soon,
gorgeous.
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Stop.
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Stop. Come on, you're the one who's
gorgeous.
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All right.
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All right, well, I love you too, Mom.
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All right, I'll see you soon. Bye -bye.
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Just so you know, it's super creepy the
way that you talk to me.
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What are you talking about? I was just
handling the car situation.
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Yeah, but I... I don't feel like most
guys talk that way.
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Yeah, that's right, and you are the
authority on how most guys talk to their
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mothers, right?
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Saying that, it's just, it's kind of
weird.
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Especially like the way that she was
looking at you last night and touching
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It just doesn't seem right.
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Hey, what are you insinuating?
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Nothing. I'm not. I was just, let's just
drop it.
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No, I kind of feel like you're
disrespecting my mother and I gotta be
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with you, that doesn't fly with me,
Libby.
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Look, I come from a good family, okay?
And I understand it's something that you
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can't relate to.
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Okay, okay, let's be real. You come from
a poor, working -class family. You
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know, your father left when you were
young.
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And you and your mother didn't really
have much of a relationship because, you
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know, she was too busy working.
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I get it. You don't understand. I get
it.
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You know what? You are a classist
asshole.
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Fuck you!
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And why don't you go run off to Kentucky
and marry your mom, huh?
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What? Hey, Libby, what are you doing?
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I'm just going to call my friends and
have them pick me up for the trip. Bye,
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Josh.
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Libby, where are you going?
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matter, handsome.
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Your car's gonna be fine. It should be
fixed by next week.
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Yeah, I know.
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Not that girl Libby, is it?
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I mean, why would she get a ride with
someone else?
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I don't know.
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We... We had an argument.
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About... Well, about you.
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She thinks our relationship is weird.
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You listen to me.
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That Libby is a no -good little mutt. I
knew it from the moment she walked in my
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front door.
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Mom, come on. She's alright.
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She's just... I don't know, jealous?
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She'll think that it's weird that I call
you gorgeous and beautiful and all that
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stuff.
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That's not weird.
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I mean, I think it's kind of sweet.
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I don't get it. I mean, it's true.
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Let's face it, you're a hot mom, right?
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Yeah, I'm pretty psyched about that.
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If you were ugly, that would totally
suck.
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Yeah.
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And you're so handsome.
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I mean, I think Libby just doesn't
understand.
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So good.
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Oh, God.
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Oh,
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Jesus. Oh,
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Jesus.
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oh my god
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Oh, Jesus.
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Oh,
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Jesus.
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Wow. Yes.
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Yes.
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Oh, I love it.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh my god. Yeah.
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Wow.
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Thank you.
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Yes, please.
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Oh my god.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Fuck me. Oh my god.
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This is how you imagine fucking me?
Yeah.
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yeah yeah yeah yeah
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Oh my God.
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yes, yes, yes
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Oh, Jesus.
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Yes, yes.
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Yes, yes.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah
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comfortable.
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Oh fuck.
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Oh my
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god.
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you know
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Oh my God. Yes, yes, yes.
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Oh my God.
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Were they off your mind?
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