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Juan?

Hey, I didn't know you were home.

Okay.

We need to talk.

Just to let you know, I have a lot of homework to do, so... Okay, look, this

really awkward for me to talk about.

Well, maybe we shouldn't talk then.

We have to talk.

Juan, this is about you.

And your semen.

I kind of don't want to talk about my semen right now.

Look, when I am doing laundry and I go to your room and

I find semen on your socks, towels,

bed, it's gross, but it's fine because that's your

room.

But when I'm in my bathroom and...

I go to wash my face, and then I take the towel, and I dry my face, and I get

semen in my eye.

That's disgusting.

Well, why didn't you look at the towel before drying your face? That's such a

rookie mistake.

That's my bathroom.

Juan, your semen is literally everywhere.

Like, I can't get away from it. We've got to do something.

I was thinking, what if we designate a corner of your room as a kind of a

masturbation station?

And we can, like, put a comfortable chair and, like, maybe a little table

like, some tissues.

And then your semen is contained.

What do you think?

I'm going to be honest with you. That sounds a little too restrictive.

Why can't you have sex with girls like other guys your age?

Just go have sex.

Well, you see, I don't really like girls my age. Because, I mean, when...

They tend to use their teeth when they're sucking my dick. I mean, when

performing Felicia.

Do you like swimsuit models or lingerie models? Because we can get some

magazines and we can put those in your masturbation station.

Well, I'm going to be honest with you. I found some photos of you in my dad's

closet when you were a stripper.

What kind of pictures?

Photos of you in leather underwear and leather boots.

I mean, I tend to masturbate to these photos from time to time, and I

you just sucking my dick. I mean, just since we're being honest and shit.

Okay.

So, what do you propose we do about this whole situation?

Well, I mean...

Maybe we can fuck and then set up my masturbation station.

What do you say?

What?

I mean, I know I'm only your stepmom, but this is still really inappropriate.

I mean, Dad won't find out. No one will find out.

Well... Okay.

It's been a while.

Has it? Yeah. I think your father's gay. I mean, if we're going to be honest.

You don't say. Yeah.

So good.

exactly how I imagined it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, it feels so good.

Yeah.

for your load to go.

It sure was.

It was between both of us, right?

Yes.