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Oh.

Still working on that magic trick.

All right, Roland.

You're really getting the hang of that magic stuff. The name's magic.

Call me magic.

Hey, you're late.

The new beetle board just came in an hour ago.

Awesome. I had to pick up Joe here from Little League. Oh, and don't forget to

mention we cream them really, thanks to my supersonic spin ball.

Modest, isn't she?

Um... Is Heather working today by any chance?

Yeah. Drew and Heather.

Kissing and a treat.

K -I -S -S -I -N -G.

Kissing Heather and a treat.

You guys are so lame.

Uh -oh.

Sounds like Hannah's on the roll again.

Great snake.

You took that curve like a sissy. You gotta get low and mean to be mean.

You're way too cool for me, Nana.

Same time tomorrow?

You got it, buster.

Am I the queen of

beans or what?

Yeah. Hey,

cool jacket, Nana. Yeah.

Anybody can wear a jacket like this. You've got to be down. You know what I'm

saying? Dad, Daniel's here.

Mom!

Oh, no. What's it by Big Daddy -o?

Now, don't you fight on me, Aaron. Mom, we've got to talk. I've just got a call

from Mrs. Bamberg. She said that you drove your motorcycle through her prized

tomato patch again.

Tomatoes? Oh, no. My chili.

Oh, no, you don't. I don't buy that. Your chili's fine. We've got to talk.

Mom? Go easy on her, Dad.

Heather. Hey, Drew.

Whoa, check out the Green Hunter ID.

Mega cool.

Hey, well, and Drew's reading ballet magazine.

Hey, Drew, I got a tutu that'll fit you.

Oh, man.

Kids,

you know.

They say the darndest thing.

Yikes. Kids.

Bratwurst.

Let's ask her to the dance already and get it over with.

Wow, great monster.

Yeah.

I wish I was the Blue Beetleborg.

I've got you now, princess, and nobody can save you. Here, just call me nobody.

Princess, I, the blue singer boy, will save you.

Right where I wanted you.

You guys made my trouble.

Dummy.

Oh, no.

Dan, you have to pay for that.

We don't have to pay for anything.

Our dad owns the building.

We're celebrating.

I just got promoted to president of the chess club.

Oh, come on, you guys. We're going to get in trouble.

Don't worry about it.

You have friends in high places.

Are you going to buy that?

Give me that.

What do we have here?

The three little dorks reading those infantile beetle board comics.

Don't be such a drip, Trip.

Ooh, big man. Such a way with words.

You guys are nothing but a pack of wimpy wannabes. You're not.

I bet they couldn't last a minute in the old Hillhurst estate.

As if you could. Not only could, but did.

Last night, as a matter of fact.

Yeah, right. We really believe you.

Look, you guys shouldn't even joke about that place.

Everyone knows it's haunted.

Yeah. I mean, too many weird things have gone on down there. Okay, just to prove

that we're not the wimps, let's all go down to the house and see who can laugh

the longest.

What? What?

What's the matter?

Chicken? Ha, that's a laugh.

All right, you're on.

We'll see who the real men are.

Catch you later.

Yeah, right.

Pathetic.

Are you crazy, man?

Do the words ghost, monsters, and vampires mean anything at all to you?

like a party to me. We can handle it.

You guys be careful, okay?

I've heard that place is bad news.

Checkmate, Dudley.

Way to go.

If you say so, Master Van.

Look who's here. Hey, guys.

The Dork Patrol.

So the cowards decided to ship.

Would it make you ready for some fun?

Come on, let's go.

You better let us lead the way.

Careful of those stairs. They don't look very safe.

Listen to them. They're scared all right.

Yeah, it looks worse than my bedroom.

Okay,

now what?

We split up and explore the house.

And whoever makes it out alive in one hour is the winner.

We'll keep painting.

Those burrs almost look real.

Come on, Roland. We better sit together.

Probably just the wind, right?

Yeah, right.

Yeah, we're cool.

Are we ready to raise them living? I got everything we need right here.

Good show.

Okay, let's do it.

No go so far.

Hey, come on.

All right, this is the place.

All right, let's get to work.

I wonder what's in here.

Junk.

Come on, let's take a look down here.

He was right. Just a pile of junk.

Hey, who are you calling junk?

Huh? Ew!

Gross! That's better. Gross I can live with. But junk?

That's just not right.

What you see is not always what you get.

Huh?

Can you believe that?

As if that's really going to scare us.

Let's see if the coast is clear.

Okay, let's go.

There she goes.

Ah, there she is.

She'll be junk when I'm through with her.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Joe?

What's going on?

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Kids. I hate kids.

Gotcha. Oh, little punks. Screaming all over the place. Slamming doors in my

face. No respect for the unliving.

Yo, Franken beans.

Huh? Hey, see any kid critters coming down that hall?

Uh, don't know.

Brain power.

Not working. Then hang on.

Okay, okay, now.

How do you feel?

Feel good.

Good. Now help me find them. I'll let you keep one for...

Yubi! Enough with this!

You guys okay?

Yeah, I think so.

I wonder where we are.

Coco! Well, wherever we are, I say we get out of here quick.

Hey!

Check it out!

Cool!

I'll have to call him back.

My lunch has just arrived.

Chickens. They lost the bet.

What's going on? What do you think?

Who's left and taunted?

I'll tell you two. Get back.

I think it's going to blow.

We're the Hype Facts, and we proudly present, backed by popular demand, let's

hear it for Flabastic, Phenomenal, Fabulous, Super -Thousand -Round -the

-Dimension. Here we go.

I promise I'll get up. Come on, Warren.

Hey, snap out of it.

Drew, I had the weirdest dream.

Oops.

Still dreaming.

You've been called a dreamboat before, but this is definitely not a dream.

I mean, what are you anyway?

Flutter's the name.

Magic and music's my game. And I am truly the most fantastic...

What's a fathom?

What's a fathom?

Don't you kids know anything?

A fathom's a super cool being able to work extraordinary feet, dude.

What's with this guy?

He's having another identity crisis.

Blimey. Snap out of it.

Hey, girls.

Pop down.

Now, where were we?

Uh, well, I was just saying, we better get going.

Wait.

You haven't made a wish.

That's your reward for springing me out of that order.

Wish? Go on.

Make a wish.

Any wish.

I wish I was out of here.

Sounds good to me.

Yeah, me too.

Wait a minute.

Any wish?

It's all up to you.

Hey, guys, I got an idea.

Let's see here.

Hmm.

Ah, here's a lift to choose from.

Goodbye, pickle.

I know you always wanted to have a pet iguana. How do you know that?

Let's just make a wish and get out of here.

Hey, how about a derpa?

That'd be cool.

Wait, I know.

If this is a dream, let's make it a good one.

Let's be superheroes.

Beetleborn. Yeah, let's go for it.

Okay, we want... Okay, we want to be... Beetleborn.