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Butt cheeks.

Yeah.

You've heard of us. Now it's time you felt the wrath, gentlemen. Get your

bones down here to babes or us for the most mighty and intoxicating female butt

and oil wrestling in the galaxy.

Whoa. Cool.

Yeah. Chucky and Cheese here can't wait to see you.

But the one question remains to be answered. Are you man enough to take on

most beautiful women in the world?

Well, are you, dudes?

Whoa. We got work to do if we're going to climb all over that, dude.

Yeah. All over.

I like chicks with leather jackets.

Yeah, me too.

Push

what?

Push it, push it, push it.

What are they talking about, Peter?

Push what?

Push that little button on the remote.

Yeah.

Get off

the

phone, dude. She wants it.

He's going to have some phone sex.

Check it out, Beavis. He's got a drive -thru headset.

Yeah. He must work at Burger World. Yeah.

I would like a quarter pounder and two dozen chicks in tight shorts.

Thank you, drive -thru.

This guy gets all the chicks.

Yeah. This guy is cool.

Yeah.

Is he talking about humping a hound?

Yeah. That would be cool.

It would?

Whoa. Got

to

get the chops up if we're going to drill those units down at Babes or Us.

Yeah.

I'm going to get ready by kicking your butt all over this hole.

Butthole? Yeah.

This is going to be cool.

Hey,

spank your own monkey all you want, but keep your hands off of mine.

You're dead.

No way.

What are you guys doing?

Diarrhea, cha -cha -cha.

Diarrhea, cha -cha -cha.

Diarrhea, cha -cha -cha.

Get a life.

What exactly do you call this?

We're going to be cool, like the American gladiators.

Yeah.

What's with the bikini top?

We're going to get a real woman.

Down it, babes, or us.

Yeah.

Oh, they're going to love you guys.

That was cool.

Now for the last and most intense move.

Cool.

Hope you got that one down.

Yeah.

Don't go away. Beavis and Butthead will be right back practicing anti -social

behavior and bad manners.

Dude, it is the most radical empire to all that which is radical.

Yeah.

Cool.

Good evening. I'm Tilly. How can I help you tonight?

Uh, two, please.

How old are you fellas?

Fifteen. Yeah.

Uh,

uh, I mean, twenty -seven.

Yeah.

Not tonight, boys.

Call me when you get some pubes, okay?

Don't make me smack you.

Yeah.

Oh, Thor!

Thor!

That was not cool.

No.

Whoa.

Girl. Yeah.

Whoa.

These chicks rock.

Yeah, yeah.

Is that Cindy Brady?

Shut up, Beaver. These chicks are cool.

Oh, yeah.

much. She said liar.

Are you calling me a liar?

No, I'm calling you a waste of bum wipe.

He

butted.

Check it out.

Yeah!

Shut up, Beavis. You're ruining it.

Fire. Fire, fire, fire.

Fire.

Liar.

Shut up. No way, Bucket.

Don't make me kick your ass again, Beavis. Shut up, Bucket.

Settle down, Beavis. We're missing this video, and it doesn't even suck.

Oh, yeah.

Come on, Thor.

Don't make me shove this thing up your butt.

Hey, baby.

Want to wrestle?

Hello, I saw you, I know you, I knew you. I think I can remember your name.

Is that chick a small boob? Yeah.

You can tell even with that black square on her.

I think I thought she was someone else.

How many times? Do I have to say this? I hate videos with words.

Yeah. If I wanted to read, I'd go to school.

Yeah.

How come they put those black things on all the girls' thingies?

Yeah.

That sucks.

How come they don't show boobs?

Yeah.

Thank you.