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I think the teenagers do care about the future.

And I think this could be the best generation this country has ever seen.

Let's go out behind Walmart and shoot some turds.

We're out of BBs.

Oh.

Let's go over to Stewart's house and light one in his cat's butt.

We're out of M -80s.

Let's burn something.

We're out of kerosene.

Got any more glue?

We're all out, dude.

We're out of cash, too.

I don't like stuff that sucks.

What is

that?

This is crap.

Art sucks.

When you hear the air attack warning, you and your family must take cover.

Whoa. Hey, that's that guy from that country in the news.

This

video needs

more blood.

Is that the president?

This is like the ending of that Rocky IV movie.

No way, Athway.

That doesn't look like Mr. T.

No, dude.

You're thinking of Rocky III.

No, Mr. T was in Rocky IV.

No, dumbass.

Rocky IV was where he kicked Ath on that dude from that country.

No, dude, that was Rocky II.

Which is the one where he takes a knife and kills all those dudes.

That was cool.

Yeah.

That was Rocky VI.

Yeah, Rocky VI was the best one.

Have you seen that movie Rocky V?

Yeah.

It's not as cool as Rocky V, though.

This video has a message.

Yeah, the message is change it.

She had nine, ten pants and a very big bra.

I took a couple of flicks and she was assumed. I said, how do you like this

show? She said, I was very amused. I started throwing big. She started

back mid -range. But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange.

Then when I asked, do you have a man? She tried to pretend. She said, no, I

don't. I only have a friend.

Come on.

I'm not even going for it. Here's what I'm going to say.

You, you got one. He's dressed up like the dude on the dollar.

I'm pretty cool.

I'm a dance marquee.

What?

Hey, Beavis.

I'm going to get me one of those gold chains to put around my neck.

Me too.

That would look pretty cool, huh?

Now, you'll only be painting the trim.

And if I see so much as a drop of paint anywhere else, you'll clean it up and

it'll come out of your pay.

I don't want to see a whole lot of brush strokes and bubbles neither.

You know, back when I was in the service, they'd throw a fella in the

messing up a paint job.

Now I'll be back in a while to see how you're doing.

This sucks.

Yeah.

Check it out, butthead. Paint thinner.

Cool.

No way, dude.

Funghole. Peckerwood.

Hey, butt.

That looks cool.

Hey, butthead. Check it out.

Check this out.

That looks cool.

or over by the... What the...

Let's take

this thing over to Stuart's house and mow stuff.

Yes!

Yes! Cool!

It's about time they played something cool.

Whoa,

cool lawnmower.

Yeah!

Yes! This guy is cool.

Is that guy from Rastafaria?

Yeah.

Cool.

Whoa. Skulls are cool.

Yeah.

Eyeballs are cool.

Let's try taking our eyeballs out.

I'll go get the pliers.

Fascinating.

Let's go mow Stewart's living room.

Yeah.

That was cool.

One of them calls himself Butthole.

The other one's name is Joe, I think.

And what did these boys look like?

I believe they were orientalists.

Pretty cool, huh?

She's painting alone.

That's disgusting.

She's married to that short old guy.

She said deep.