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Tonight on Cops.
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Police! Move and you're dead!
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What?
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Whoa.
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Guns are cool.
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Go for bust.
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Tonight on Cops.
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This here's Bob down at Bob's Fancy
Skeet. Come on down and try one of our
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starter rifles.
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Hey dude, wake up.
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Whichever model you're after, the
skeet's always flying down at Bob's
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Skeet. Fancy Ski.
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Remember this.
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Everything that you have ever
experienced... Is that that guy from
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Yeah. That's that Sam Malone guy.
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...is a good boy of pure actuality.
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All things true and unknowable... Check
out his eyes.
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That's cool. I can do that.
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Check this out.
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With machine guns.
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Yes.
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Whoa.
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That's a rule.
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Well, I've been a drag racer in
Tennessee.
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And I rode back and forth.
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Cool. This video has Bikini Girl and
Machine Gun. Yeah.
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And you can see their cleavage.
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Is this that Iggy Pop dude?
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No way.
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This guy can kick Iggy Pop's ass.
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Yeah.
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Whoa, he's got a mic in his mouth.
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If only all videos could be like this.
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That would be cool.
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Hey
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there,
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welcome to Bob's Fancy Skeet.
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You boys 18?
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Uh, no.
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Let me start again.
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Hey there, you boys 18?
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Uh, no.
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Now
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this
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is how it works.
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He yells pull, you pull the lever.
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Then he shoots what comes out. You got
that?
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Hey, Beavis.
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Pull my lever.
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This is cool.
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Push.
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Pull.
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Pull. Hey,
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maybe shoot up.
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Yeah.
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Look off to your left right now. You'll
see a shimmering sea of trailer homes.
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After this rest period, Beavis and
Butthead play nice.
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Stay tuned.
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Oh, you bagged a jumbo jet.
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Do I get to keep it?
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Whoa, cool.
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Oh, my God.
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Someone's here.
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Thank God.
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Help us. Help us.
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We're trapped in here. Please, we have
two pregnant women on board.
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How did that happen?
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Yeah.
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Look on the door. There's instructions.
Please, help us get out.
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Uh, in case of...
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That's hard.
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Hey, butthead. Pull my finger.
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No way.
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Pull my leg.
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Please. Help.
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Help, bud.
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Pull my lever.
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Is it? Final tap?
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Tap is cool.
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This isn't. Final tap.
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This sucks.
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Yeah, this sucks.
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Where'd these guys get their clothes?
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They bought it in that rock and roll
store at the mall. Yeah.
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Whoa,
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look at his face.
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Yeah, his face sucks.
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I think these guys played at the state
fair last year. Yeah.
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They won a blue ribbon in the pig
contest.
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Yeah.
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Because he's fat.
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Yeah. Shut up.
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You fuck.
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Stop. In the name of all that which does
not fuck.
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He has morning wood.
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Morning wood is cool.
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Sometimes I get morning wood in the late
afternoon.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Cool.
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Settle down, Beaver.
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Is that a dog?
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Yeah.
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Dogs are cool.
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Whoa.
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It's that dude.
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The grim rapper.
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Yeah. That's that dude with that curved
knife.
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Whenever you see that dude, it means
you're, like, gonna die.
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But does that mean we're gonna die?
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Yeah.
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Cool. Yeah.
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This is gonna be cool.
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Hey,
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move over.
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Hey, butthead.
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Doesn't it suck?
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It's loud.
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That's pretty cool. Yeah.
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It's loud.
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Whoa. Is that Sean Penn?
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Who's he?
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He's that dude who had sexual
intercourse with Madonna.
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Hey,
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Butthead, this guy has the same last
name as you.
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Yeah.
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Head.
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Butthead!
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Butthead!
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Butthead!
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Well, cool.
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They just keep going and going and going
and going. It's another episode
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of Beavis and Butthead. Next.
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