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Whoa, check it out. The Bunch.

The

Bunch

sucks. Yeah, I don't like stuff that sucks.

Let's watch something cool.

She's beating her carpet.

Yeah, we should do that.

It looks cool.

I could be right.

Could be wrong. I

could be wrong. I could be right.

I could be black. I could be white.

You're white. I could be right. I could be wrong.

I could be white. I could be black.

He's got a hair.

Old people.

It's boring.

You think those guys sleep in separate

beds?

No way.

Why are these guys so naughty?

Yeah.

They look all pissed off.

Yeah, and tired.

What's that guy doing back there?

He's Wang Chung.

That guy's peeing.

That's cool.

I peed in the gym once.

Really?

You're pretty cool, Beavis.

Where are the women in this video?

Yeah, they need some chicks, too.

Hey, butthead, I feel a seizure coming on.

Cool. Cool.

Let's fry something.

Yeah, check it out.

Grease is cool.

Hello? I'll have a cheeseburger with no...

with cool.

Yeah.

Customer thought.

Check this out.

Welcome to the world. May I help you?

You're pretty cool, Beavis.

Are your shakes made with real milk and ice cream or do you use that

reconstituted shake mix stuff?

What do you mean? Yeah, you use the shake mix, or yeah, you use the real

Yeah.

Let me talk to the manager.

Yeah.

I'm an assistant manager, sir. Is there something I can help you with?

Yes, I'm trying to ask a very simple question here. Are your shakes made from

shake mix or from ice cream and milk?

Uh...

We have vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry.

Yeah, forget it, forget it. God, can't you idiots answer a simple question?

go somewhere else. God, morons.

Let's go break something.

Yeah.

What's this?

He's smiling at you, David.

Shut up. This

guy

always likes to show off his butt. Yeah.

And his butt sucks.

Oh, yeah?

How do you know?

Shut up, butt -head.

I'll kick your ass.

This is one of those workout tapes.

Only if you work out to this tape, you end up looking like a wuss. Yeah.

This video's making me sick.

Eight words.

Yeah. Words suck.

If I wanted to read, I'd go to school.

This is

college music.

Yeah.

College music sucks.

He said dangle.

Yes, yes.

The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the beach.

Whoa.

That was pretty cool.

You're pretty smart, Beavis.

Pull my finger.

Pull my finger, dude.

No way.

Come on, pull my finger.

Nothing?

S .B .D.

That was cool.

Yes!

This kicks butt.

Nirvana is cool.

Yeah.

Beavis' dad.

Is this, like, grudge music?

Grudge music is that stuff those guys from Seattle play.

Where is Seattle?

Hey, butthead, where's Seattle?

You don't know?

It's this place where, like, stuff is, like, really cool.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? May I help you?

Hey, butthead.

What is Teen Spirit?

Dude, if you don't know, I'm not gonna tell you.

Dumbass.

Look, this video has symbols.

Yeah.

Is that what they mean when they say videos have symbolism?

You said ism.

Temporarily suck.

Yeah.