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Hey, Viva.
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What?
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What does the President of the United
States think about when he goes to the
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bathroom?
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Does he, like, think about world
problems?
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Like the infrastructure?
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Does he, like, have a phone and call up
other presidents?
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What's so funny?
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What's so funny, dude?
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The President of the United States
painting a loaf.
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Yeah, that was cool.
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Hey, Beavis, you've got your hair.
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Hey, the red hot chili pepper.
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Tattoos are cool.
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Yeah.
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I'm going to get one.
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You could have I'm a Puss tattooed on
your butt.
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Shut up, butthead.
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Anthony Kiedis is cool.
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These guys get all the chicks.
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Yeah.
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We get cool.
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Hey, I can do that.
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That's cool.
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I saw a picture of these guys, and they
had socks on their penis.
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That would be cool.
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Hey,
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the red hot chili pepper.
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This guy looks like a mass murderer.
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Yeah.
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He looks kind of like you.
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This guy's supposed to be better than
the Beatles and Elvis.
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Yeah.
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He's not as cool as Metallica, though.
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Why does he keep looking up?
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This dude sounds like he was neutered.
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Yeah.
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This is satanic country music.
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Yeah.
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I feel like killing myself.
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Think
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she's
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a diver?
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Ask your mom.
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Chonesmoker. Winds blow these balloons
out to sea where cute little baby
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dolphins can swallow them and choke to
death.
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Cool. It's so tragic to see these
innocent creatures murdered by a
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party favor.
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Happy birthday, Flipper.
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What's the occasion?
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Uh, it's, uh, like, a gag.
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Yeah.
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You butthead.
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Let's breathe some gas.
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No more, dude.
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I don't feel nothing.
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What's wrong with your voice, dude?
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What's wrong with yours?
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Oh, no.
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Give me the slingshot.
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Butthead! Butthead! Whoa, cool.
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Help! Butthead, help! I'm stuck!
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It's stuck!
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It's stuck! Help! Can I have your
skateboard?
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Shoot me down, asswipe! It's stuck!
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Ow! Sorry, dude.
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Mm -hmm.
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out with her?
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Yeah. Take me all over it.
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Really?
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That's a guy, Beavis.
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No way.
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You wanna make out with a dude.
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He's got a nice butt, huh, Beavis?
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Shut up, butthead.
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Sexy, huh, Beavis?
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Shut up, my head.
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You had everybody's eyes on you.
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Supermodel.
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swimming in the air.
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Whoa.
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Those fish are peeing on him.
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That's cool.
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I wish I had lips on my hand.
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That was cool.
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Yeah.
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Fish baseball.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Beavitt. Yeah?
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Can I ask you a personal question?
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Go for it, dude.
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Did you pee in the pool because you were
smart or because you were scared?
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No, dude, because it feels good.
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Yeah, that's why I always pee in the
pool.
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You leave this house now.
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You can just forget about coming back.
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Hey look, she's running away from home
and she's only 30.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Girls,
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girls, girls, girls!
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Yeah.
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He touched her butt.
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She's a hooker.
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His daughter's a hooker.
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She's singing to the homeless.
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Hey, Beavis, what are the homeless?
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I don't know.
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She's shaking her boobs.
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Hey, Beavis, this video tells a story.
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Yeah, I'm pitching a tent.
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This story sucks.
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Change it.
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Angus Young is cool.
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Yeah.
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Malcolm's cool, too.
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That drummer is old.
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Shut up, Bartknocker. He's cool.
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Did Phil Rudd die?
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No, Peckinwood, that was that Bond guy.
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Oh, yeah.
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He was cool.
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That guy's special.
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Dirty deeds are cool.
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Hey, Steven, have you ever done a dirty
deed? Yeah.
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I spanked my monkey one time.
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These guys always wear the same clothes.
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That's cool.
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Hey, we always wear the same clothes.
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I've had this shirt on for six months.
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I've had this on for seven months.
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