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It's my fetlock, Wilbur. I think it's shattered.

Now, don't worry, Ed. We'll get you all taken care of.

What's that, Wilbur?

Now, people, do you know what I mean when I say that animals are

sentient creatures?

Daria? They think and feel just like us.

Well, just like most of us, anyway. And that brings us to our next class

project. Did you know, people, that a furrier is planning to set up shop in

town?

Furrier than who?

Yeah.

What's this guy looking at?

Yeah.

Hey, Beavis, there's his

little friend.

This guy's hair is cool because it looks like mine.

Yeah. And he's a man -eater.

Are you a man -eater too, Beavis?

Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, no.

Perkis is a fuck.

Yeah.

Worth a dude with two butt.

Right here next to me.

Don't make me smack you again.

Hey, Beavis.

Have you ever heard that joke about the elephant in the circus?

There's this dude, and he, like, has to clean up all the elephant dung.

And it, like, really sucks.

So this dude says, if it sucks, why don't you give up show business?

And the guy says, because I like cleaning up elephant dung.

Yeah.

That's pretty funny.

That was a good one.

It's all in how you tell it, dude.

Vinyl tap really sucks lately.

Yeah, they have our new guy.

Pull my finger, Beavis.

Shut up, buddy.

Who can tell me how they kill these poor little animals that they use to make

those furs?

Anybody? Anal electrocution?

That's correct.

What's that mean?

Tell the class, Daria. 50 ,000 volts up the butt.

That'd be cool.

I wonder what that feels like.

Ask your dad.

Did you want to say something, butthead?

On behalf of the class, I would like to propose a field trip so we can observe

the furrying techniques.

I don't think so, butthead.

In fact, I think our duty as passengers on spaceship Earth is to put a stop to

these monstrous acts right away.

So, class, our assignment is a lesson in the people's power.

We're going to take a petition door to door and collect enough signatures to

keep the furriers out of town.

Hey, want to impress your friends? Act like you haven't seen this episode

before.

Uh, want to save some mink's butts?

Uh,

you like animals?

What? What? Just a minute. Shut up!

Shut up or I'll have you put to sleep!

Now, what did you want?

Uh, never mind.

No one's gonna sign this thing.

Yeah.

Petitions are stupid.

What do you want?

Check this out.

We're giving away beer.

Just sign here.

Give me the partition and let's book.

I thought you had it. I thought you had it, asswipe.

I've got it.

This sucks.

Butt hair. Change it. This sucks.

No way.

Suffer, dude.

Give me that thing, butthead. Come on, give me the remote. This sucks.

This isn't funny, butthead. Come on.

Give me a dollar. That's not funny, butthead. Come on, this sucks.

Okay,

Beavis, don't spoil your drawers.

Hippie. Beats me.

What

are they

doing? Yeah.

This is college music.

This is musical masturbation. Yeah, this is cool.

Hey, Beavis, what do you listen to when you, uh, you know, uh...

I like to put on Push the Little Davies and make them come

up!

Okay.

Hey, Beavis, how come there's so many monkeys in videos?

Yeah, dogs are cool.

Okay.

It sure

does, Beavis.

Talk to me about all that.

Well, class, it looks like Beavis and Butthead got a lot of signatures here.

Let's see.

Hugh G. Rection.

Ben Dover.

Betty Humphter.

Rosie Palm and her five sisters.

Beavis and Butthead.

Couldn't you boys get each sister to sign individually?

Now, as I get to school, I hear the late bell ringing.

Hey, butthead, hey, isn't it a different world?

Yeah.

School.

How come they do so many videos in school?

Yeah, man, that sucks.

If I wanted to see pictures of school, I'd go there.

Yeah.

You think if we went to school, we could, like, be in a video?

It's worth a try, Beavis.

Cool.

This is cool.

This doesn't suck.

Anthony Kiedis is cool.

Yeah. These guys get all the chicks.

Yeah. These guys are cool.

Slee is cool.

Yeah, he's cool.

I like

the skull.

Yeah.

Whoa, a mask.

Yeah, that's like that joke.

If you were as ugly as me, I would shave my head and put a mask on my butt and

walk backwards.

No, Dillweed, that's not how it goes.

If my dog was as ugly as me, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk

You mean, if your dog was as ugly as you? That's what I said.

If my dog was as ugly as me, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk

Oh, yeah.

That's pretty funny.

Thank you.