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Psychokillers, a little med school is a
terrible thing.
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Give me your pancreas.
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I'll be back for your spleen. Arnold
Schwarzenegger is the intern.
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Starts Friday.
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Whoa, that looks cool.
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Yeah, we could go if we had some money.
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This sucks.
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Look under her butt.
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That dude's fat.
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Yeah.
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He's gonna powder his butt.
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Yeah.
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That was cool.
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Whoa. That looks cool.
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Let's watch something cool.
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Yes!
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Before I go to bed, I take it to my
fingers. I take it to my brain. Oh, no.
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Oh, no. Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
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Oh,
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no.
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I take it to my fingers. I take it to my
brain. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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20, 20, 24 hours ago.
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I won't be sedated.
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Nothing to do, nowhere to go.
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I won't be sedated.
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Just put me in a wheelchair and get me
to the shore.
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Hurry, hurry, hurry.
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I can't control my fingers. I can't
control my toes. Oh, no.
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Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
I want to be deleted.
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Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
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I want to be deleted.
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Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
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I want to be deleted.
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Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
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I want to be deleted.
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What do you think they pay for, like, a
gallon of blood?
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Just be cool, dude.
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Don't take their first offer.
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How do they, like, get it out, dude?
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They give you a big knife, then you cut
your hand and, like, bleed into a
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bucket.
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That's cool.
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They give you a big old bottle of Mad
Dog 2020 to drink first.
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High test.
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And then when you're done, don't forget
to stand up really fast.
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If you're lucky, you'll pass out. Cool.
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Whoa, we're gonna be rich.
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Yep, you boys?
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We got blood.
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And a good thing, too.
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Ha! Wanna buy some?
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Now, let me see. Is either one of you
boys 18 or older?
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Uh, no.
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Okay. Have you been screened in the last
12 months for diseases of the
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circulatory system?
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No.
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Okay. Either of you boys on any kind of
medication?
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Good enough. Beggars can't be choosers.
That's what I say.
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Roll up your sleeves and sit down, boys.
Hey, what about the mad dog?
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Yeah, don't we get anything first?
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Yep, the enduring thanks of the
community.
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Ah!
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Okay, now, as soon as them baggies are
filled up, you'll be on your... Ah,
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shoot. I'll be back with you boys in a
minute.
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Blood Drive?
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Tyler? Where are you calling from?
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You can't just...
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Of course I sound mad. I buried your
three children, see you through detox
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times, then you vanished for 15 years,
and after all that time you call me at
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work? How bad do you think I missed you?
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Well, guess again.
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You're the saddest excuse for a... Oh my
gosh, I gotta go. Come over around
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nine, Tyler, and wear that mesh
undershirt.
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Well, boys, I'm awful sorry. I feel like
I left the house with the tub running.
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Now, let's see. It appears you fellas
are getting up a little more than you
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bargained for. Tell you what.
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Here's a Fig Newton for each of you.
Now, why don't y 'all just forget about
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your blood donation for today since
you're looking a little peaky. What say
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two go on home and come back when you're
feeling a little better?
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Thank you, boys.
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I want to taste everything from your
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lipstick to your toenail polish.
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Okay, brother.
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I want to hold you. I want to massage
you. I want to comfort
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you. I want to sue you.
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You know the way you're standing still,
I want to just lay on you, blow a big
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love to your shadow.
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Sound silly, don't it?
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Not really.
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Let me come over here.
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Let me sue you here.
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Hold your ear, and I do that with you.
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Okay.
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Because tonight, girl, all of me wants
all of you.
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Ooh, baby.
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That dude's pitching a tent.
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Change it.
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Kick -ass.
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Yeah.
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Kick -ass.
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Hey, I feel like killing myself.
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I feel like killing you.
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Thank you.
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They're guilty.
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See you in hell, Rob Helford.
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This dude is old.
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Mephisto's House of Hot Tubs is a great
place for a soak.
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A choke.
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Or a poke.
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Bloodbath. You may not get clean, but
you'll never have to wash again.
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Starts Friday in a bad neighborhood
theater near you.
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Bloodbath. That sounds cool.
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Cool.
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Cafeteria food.
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There's a crack in the mirror and a
blood stain on the floor. Cool name.
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Front face!
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Oh,
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you are a vampire, baby.
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I'm a walking dead.
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Oh, you are a vampire, baby. I'm a
walking dead. Yeah.
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I like that.
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Cool.
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These guys are cool.
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You take a mortal man and
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put him in control.
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Watch him become a god.
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Watch people hit the road.
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Whoa.
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Cool.
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Grandpa Buster.
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Whoa. A peaceful man.
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Yeah.
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Whoa.
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Yeah.
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They must stay in the room.
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That was cool.
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Fire is cool.
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This
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sucks.
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Change it. No way. Check out this chick.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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Ha,
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ha, ha.
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I am God, I can do whatever I want.
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I can feed whomever I choose.
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I can feed my dinner in a fancy
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restaurant.
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If you sat on her head, would it scratch
your butt?
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Yeah.
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Here's my story.
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Sad, but true.
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About a girl that I once knew.
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She broke my heart. I was so unglued
that I was startled when she called.
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Hey, dude.
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Dude, dude, dude.
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Ooh,
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baby.
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I made a week out of you like today.
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This story can start in a year or two
without being survived to see.
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The California sunshine deceived my
baby.
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I've been looking for you to die.
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When a big dog like y 'all look fine.
I've been looking, looking at him. I
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it was fine.
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Looked her by the hand.
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Hey, dude!
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Don't do it! Don't call me! Don't do it!
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Trick photography.
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Don't do it! Don't do it!
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Chainsaw is cool.
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Yeah.
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I like when they saw it up.
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Did you see Scarface?
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That was cool.
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Yeah.
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When they took the chainsaw and saw that
dude's arms off. Yeah.
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That was cool.
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These guys are cool.
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