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Take me somewhere
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So when do I see you again?
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What are you doing
on Thursday night?
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My neighbor, Bette...
she's having a thingamajiggy.
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What?
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I have something on Thursday.
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- Really?
- Yeah
- Fuck
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If she asked me today,
I would say no.
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I would.
- You would?
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Yes.
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I have a date tonight.
- Oh, you do?
- I do.
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What?
- I'm a little jealous.
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You are? That's good.
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Yeah, it is.
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Stop.
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You don't want this showing up
on your credit card statement.
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You can't always be in control.
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We need a plumber!
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We're gonna need a carpenter, too,
if we're gonna make this place presentable.
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I know one. She's working for Bette
at the C.A.C. Her name's Candace.
And she is making a packet, too.
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Well, then maybe she'll give us a break.
- Yeah?
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Yeah, call her
- Okay.
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James. Hey. It's Tina.
Is, uh, is Bette there?
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Oh, no, no, no, no, just, uh,
have her call me when she gets in. Um...
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do you happen to have a number
for Candace Jewell? Yeah? Good.
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Hey!
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Hi. So what do you think?
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I think it's awesome. I love it.
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So why the fuck did you do it?
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- Steve -You know, when you're in business
with someone, you gottalearn to keep it in
your pants when you're around their family.
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Now, I already knew my daughter was
into girls; that's not news to me.
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Maybe she was experimenting.
Maybe it's a phase.
Bottom line is this -
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Steve, I didn't -
- Bottom line... is this.
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If I'm in business with a guy, and he goes
for my daughter, I say, "Is he honest?
Is he a good man? Will he treat her right?"
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Steve, I didn't sleep with your daughter -
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Don't bullshit me, Shane.
'Cause I'm already cuttin' you a
whole shitload of slack, here.
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Now, one thing, I gotta warn you.
Cherie's on the warpath.
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She'll calm down for sure, but right about now,
she wants you drawn and quartered.
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She doesn't like our kid
being gay, you know?
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No matter how evolved we are,
it's still not an easy -
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Look, Shane. Sh - Shane! What the fuck!
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Cherie, will you open the gate.
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Listen, I know you're in there and
I'm not leaving 'til you come outside.
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Open the gate!
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Hi. Look, I just wanted to let you know
my parents are really mad right now, but -
- Clea, get out of my car, man.
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Look, I don't understand. The reality of you
and me I think is just freaking them out -
- Clea, Clea, Clea, Clea, Clea! -
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There is no reality of you and me!
- Oh, my god, Shane.
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There never was, I've told you that
I love someone else!
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Agh! You know what, I have never seen
you with this person! Who is this person?
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Because it's complicated!
You will never see her! -
- I love you, okay! She doesn't!
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There's no way she's gonna drop
everything and be with you, Shane!
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I need organization, this is not organization!
Do you understand what I'm saying,
do you see what's wrong?!
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Cherie. Cherie! Cherie!
- You'll both stay in there
until you figure it out!
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Kids.
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Get out.
- No.
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Get out. Get out. I'm taking Clea
to Paris and I want you out of here,
I never want to see you!
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Listen to me!
- Again! Ever!
- Listen to me!
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Listen! Listen to me!
I did not do anything!
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Allright, she's lying,
I swear to go I didn't do it!
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I would never do that to you. Do you have
any idea how much you mean to me?
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I swear I would never.
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You fucking bitch!
- Oh, my god!
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Clea! Clea!
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Am I interrupting?
- No, come on in.
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How are you?
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I'm good, how are you?
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I'm good. I'm getting organized.
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Yeah?
- Yep.
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What?
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There's something that
I want to talk to you about.
- Okay.
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Jenny, technically,
you and I are still married.
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We need to get a divorce.
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Of course we do.
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Found the name of a good lawyer
on campus. Thought maybe...
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we could go. See him, together.
- Okay.
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Sweetie? Alice is here.
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Can I just...? Thanks.
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Hi, Dane. Ohhh. Poor Mr. Piddles.
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Okay, okay. Ohh. I'm so, so sorry.
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She's been like this all day.
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I tried to get somebody
to come and remove it, but...
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she's been sitting there for,
like, 3 hours.
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Okay. I know. Allright, we've gotta
make arrangements, right Dane?
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I mean... I'll do anything, right?
I'll do anything. What do you need?
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Have you thought about what you want?
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I don't want him cremated.
- Okay.
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Yeah. We'll bury him, you want to bury him?
You want me to arrange a burial plot?
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He should have a casket. You know.
Mahogany. Only the best for Mr. P.
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You know what, I think we should
move the VIP reception to East One.
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The Anish Kapur is in there.
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It's always good to imbue your
major donors with a sense of awe.
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But, the Isabella Pernao's there,
too. Don't you think -
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I think it says right out of the gate,
we stand behind the show, every facet of it,
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and we're not about to hide the more
challenging pieces for anybody's comfort.
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You know, I -
I still need to discuss security.
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Can you make sure that Gavin doesn't leave
before I've had a chance to talk with him?
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I'll let the caterers know about that
- Great.
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Hey big James!
Hola, sistah!
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Mm! Remember you said
how important it was to eat?
- Mm mm
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Well, we picked up a little something
at that woo-woo place on La Cienega
that you love so much.
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You guys went to Real Food Daily.
That is so sweet.
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Yeah! Well, Ivan picked it up while
I was at my AA meeting.
- Oh. Thank you.
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Thank you so much for coming.
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Um. I guess you know what
I wanna talk about.
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No. I - I'm not sure.
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Well, as you can see, we're
trying to fix this place up.
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And, uh, we need help.
We don't have a lot of money.
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But, it's a really great project and,
uh, the kids, they just -
they love it here.
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Uh - yeah! Anything for the kids.
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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Wanna tell me what you're doing?
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I was taking out the trash.
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No, with her. She's madly
in love with you, you know.
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No he's not, we're friends,
he helps me out with stuff.
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That's because she is in love with you,
and she wants to be your husband.
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No, it's not like that.
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Kit - believe me. You may not be able
to read the signals, but they're there.
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I saw the way she looks at you,
she is fully courting you old school,
and you're letting her.
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Oh, is that so!
- Yeah. It is.
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Well, thank you for the lessons of the ritual
mating habits of the indigenous lesbians.
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Maybe next week we'll do
butch and femme role-play -
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Um, ladies.
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I figure we should get going, and
let you get on with your business.
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You must wanna get home to
the little woman sometime tonight.
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Gosh, Gene.
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This is so much better than
dinner and a movie.
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Is this how you get all the girls?
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Truth?
- Yes please
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I don't really date that much.
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Why? - Um... uh, I was with the same woman
for the last 5 years, and...
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and she never really came here,
and... she hated the fish. So.
- Oh.
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You know. We weren't exactly
the greatest match.
- What else?
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Um... well, she liked to exercise early,
early in the morning, and...
- No
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...I hate exercise and
I hate mornings, so, uh...
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Mm. I did my thesis
on nocturnal behavior.
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I never really broke
the habit of staying up late.
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What do you like to do
in the middle of the night?
- Usually I read
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And, uh... she wasn't Jewish.
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Oh, Gene. Is that important to you?
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No. No, it's not important.
It's, uh...
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It's just an added bonus.
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Was that okay?
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It's nice
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Oh, "nice"? Are you serious?
- No, it was nice.
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That's damning with faint praise.
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You wanna go meet the seals?
- I meant it, it was nice.
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The seals might change your mind.
- About whether or not you're a good kisser.
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No. About your story. They're way
better communicators than manatees.
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They even have dialects.
I think you'll love them.
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This is where I spend my days.
- Gosh.
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Yeah, the seals have this amazingly
intricate system of communication
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that lets them settle
quarrels without fighting.
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It's pretty incredible.
- C'mere.
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We should be so lucky.
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It's very civilized.
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Um, you - whoa, hey. You know
you don't have to do this.
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I want to.
- Um. If I'd know you wan -
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Are - are you sure?
- Mm mm
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Are you okay?
- I'm fine. I'm fine
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I'm sorry. Did - did I do something?
- No, no. I'm fine.
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I don't think you're fine. You're crying.
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I'm so sorry. Did I hurt you?
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Uh... you okay?
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Shh, shh. Oh. Oh, Jenny.
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He looks a little strange.
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Yeah. I think he...
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hasn't really thawed out, yet.
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We were afraid he was gonna decompose,
so Shane and I put him in the freezer.
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How is Shane? She seems preoccupied.
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Yeah, yeah. I don't know.
She's not talkin'.
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But - I think it has something to do
with her and her Hollywood Wife?
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Answer the phone. I'm not gonna
stop calling until you do, allright?
Answer your phone.
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Oh, I'm so sorry about Mr. P.
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I know how much he meant to you.
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I'm so glad I got to know
him before he passed on.
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Thanks for taking such good care of him, Kit.
- Oh
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I didn't know him. My condolences.
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Ivan.
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You heal.
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I am so sorry.
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This was gonna be your Christmas present.
I want you to unwrap it.
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It's by one of my favorite artists,
Ed Conlin.
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Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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What is with the twin thing?
Are they merging already?
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Here, would you take this for me?
- Yeah. - Thanks
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Hi baby! How was your day?
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I would like to propose a toast,
um, to Mr. Piddles.
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To Mr. P, kitty, well-loved
furry feline, we will miss you.
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I should say something, right?
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Everybody. I just wanted to say...
to say thank you...
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o much for coming, and um...
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You guys are the best friends
anybody could ever have.
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It's times like these when
you realize what's important.
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And those are the people
who are there for you.
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The ones who got you through, and...
and the ones you can't live without.
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And, um, I've also realized
how important Tonya is to me.
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And, uh... She, more than anyone,
has really helped me get through
this really terrible time, and...
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...I just - I just wanted you
all to be the first to know.
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Just show 'em. Show 'em.
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Tonya and I are engaged!
We're getting married!
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No way.
- Shit
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I'm just - you know it's...
it's just a shame that Mr. P can't
be here to share this with us.
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I'm sure he'd be filled
with joy like me!
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It's a conflict of interest!
It's not fair to the C.A.C.,
and it's not fair to Candace!
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I'm sorry. I didn't think it was
gonna be such a big deal for you.
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I don't know why you're
freaking out about it.
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'Cause you're exploiting her!
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She doesn't make that much money,
and she might've just felt she had
to do it 'cause of me!
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She seemed happy to do it!
- She said yes
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Yes.
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Selfish.
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I'm gonna have to ask you
to move on out of here.
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Listen, I'm -
I'm waiting for someone.
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Oh. Well, you're gonna have
to wait somewhere else.
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Listen, they're expecting me, allright.
They're gonna be out in a minute
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No, they won't. And if you don't get yourself far enough
away from their house, you're gonna be in violation
of the restraining order they filed against you.
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Understand what I'm saying?
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Shit...
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Tina...
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I'm sorry. I... I overreacted.
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Okay.
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And, I mean, I don't have to
tell you how stressed out I am.
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I mean, and... I know that
doesn't excuse my behavior.
224
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But I think - I -
it would've been a nice...
225
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thing if you had told me... that -
226
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that you had - were talking to
someone that I'm working with.
227
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Can we talk about this later?
I'm meeting Oscar and Esai.
228
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Can you accept my apology?
229
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I accept your apology.
230
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I'm sorry I didn't think... to warn you.
We've been a little out of touch.
231
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It'll be over soon,
as soon as the show opens
232
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Sure. I'll call you later.
Whenever I get a minute.
233
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Oh, my god. What have I done?
What the fuck am I doing?
What am I doing?
234
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You're still here.
235
00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:05,300
I wanted to make sure you're okay.
236
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I'm sorry about last night.
237
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You must've thought I was a crazy person.
238
00:26:10,900 --> 00:26:15,900
No. You just seemed,
um... really sad.
239
00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:23,900
At least I have some idea of...
what's going on.
240
00:26:25,900 --> 00:26:28,900
You know... it's pretty intense.
241
00:26:28,900 --> 00:26:30,900
My life...
242
00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:37,300
So, am I, like, the first guy
you tried to be with since...
243
00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:40,100
you fell in love with that woman, and...
244
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:42,200
your marriage fell apart, and...
245
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she dropped you like a hot potato?
246
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:50,000
Yeah. You're the first guy since Tim.
247
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,400
Maybe you don't wanna be with guys.
248
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:06,200
No... no, I...
I still like guys. I do.
249
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I understand if you don't wanna see me again.
250
00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:33,500
Do you wanna see me again?
251
00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:53,700
I like you.
- I like you, too.
252
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,200
I hope, uh, this is what you wanted.
253
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,200
I just took the liberty
of ordering for you, so...
254
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:11,200
You know, you... always...
know what, uh, I'm gonna get.
255
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:16,200
Even before I know it.
I'm gettin' spoiled!
256
00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:21,300
Nothing - nothing could spoil you.
Nothing.
257
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:29,000
Ivan, uh...
258
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I adore you. I really do.
259
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:39,200
And you are the finest person
I've ever had the privilege
of spending time with.
260
00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:47,200
But this - it just doesn't feel right.
261
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,700
Uh.. what doesn't feel right about it?
262
00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:54,700
I - I just don't...
have anything to offer you in return.
263
00:28:55,200 --> 00:29:00,200
Oh, no. You - you - you offer me so much.
You can't imagine the - you -
264
00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:05,300
No, Ivan, please. Please, please, please. Please.
Just listen to me. You need to hear this.
265
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:10,500
I - I'm a straight woman.
266
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:15,500
A two-months-from-50-year
lifetime heterosexual woman.
267
00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:22,500
If you... if you were a man...
268
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,000
you would be the perfect man
269
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,700
And I know that there are people...
270
00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:34,000
who could be better for you and...
just...
271
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give you what you're looking for.
272
00:29:39,100 --> 00:29:43,100
Do you know what you're looking for, Kit?
273
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:47,600
No. No, not in the big picture
sense that you mean.
274
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:56,000
Then how do you know
I can't give it to you?
275
00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:03,100
See ya later.
276
00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:30,700
Who the fuck was that?
277
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,800
I don't think that's any of your business.
278
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:43,800
What? Jenny, this is my house.
I think it's my business if you're
fucking some other guy in my house!
279
00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:48,100
No. You and I are getting a divorce.
280
00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:51,100
Look at me! Because you fell
in love with another woman!
281
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,800
And that relationship has ended.
282
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,600
And now I'm dating other people.
283
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,200
What difference does it make
if I'm dating a man or a woman, Tim?
284
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:06,900
The difference is that we were engaged!
You were supposedly in love with me!
285
00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:11,600
You swore that if you were ever gonna
be with a man again, I was the man
you were gonna be with!
286
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,100
The only man!
287
00:31:13,100 --> 00:31:15,600
And I believed it
when I said it to you, Tim!
288
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:20,600
But it wasn't true. Jenny,
you've taken our whole relationship...
289
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:25,600
turned it into this...
enormous fucking lie!
290
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:31,600
I don't want you in my life anymore.
291
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,600
It doesn't feel good.
292
00:31:38,300 --> 00:31:41,300
Um. Do you want me to move out?
293
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:49,400
It's gotta be better than this, right?
- Yeah
294
00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:53,500
I know that the sequencing is
completely wrong in this room.
295
00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:56,100
I mean, obviously that is an Opie,
that is not a Spinace.
296
00:31:56,100 --> 00:31:58,100
So I think what we have to...
297
00:31:58,100 --> 00:32:01,100
...do is to, um...
298
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,400
Actually, can you do that?
299
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:08,400
- Yeah I mean - I - I need... uh,
45 minutes in my office.
300
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:24,100
ennifer I... JDS Jennifer Schecter... Jennifer JD am not
too sure of who I am because there are several of me.
a/k/a Jen They float up from me like phantoms.
301
00:34:24,100 --> 00:34:29,100
Sarah Schuster And slink off to commit acts
for which I may or may not be responsible.
302
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:36,100
Jennifer Diane Schecter is not at
all sure whether any of this happened,
303
00:34:36,100 --> 00:34:44,100
or whether it was simply a tale as told to JDS,
by JD, after a poem by J. I, JDS.,
Jennifer Schecter JDS have so many selves.
304
00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:57,300
Jennifer. Jen. JD. JDS. Sarah Schuster.
I don't know where I begin.
305
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,500
Is it time to go?
306
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:07,500
"Provocations" starts at 7:30.
But, you know. Take your time.
307
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,400
Babe? Have you seen my dress?
308
00:35:37,900 --> 00:35:39,900
Are you - baby?
309
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:46,600
Sweetheart, c'mon,
let's get you out of here.
310
00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:53,000
Baby, we have to have you there in 40 minutes.
311
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,000
Baby, what's going on?
312
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,200
You are so exhausted
313
00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:03,700
I... I am. I'm exhausted.
314
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,700
You just need to get
through today and tonight...
315
00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:11,100
and then you can crash.
316
00:36:11,100 --> 00:36:13,500
You deserve to just fall apart.
317
00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:18,600
I might.
- Well, if you do, I'll take care of you.
318
00:36:24,700 --> 00:36:27,700
Gonna be okay? Hm?
319
00:36:32,100 --> 00:36:33,100
Tee?
320
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:47,400
I really... I really want us
to try again to have a baby.
321
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,400
I want - I need us to start our family.
322
00:36:52,700 --> 00:36:55,600
Maybe in a couple of months. Okay?
323
00:36:55,600 --> 00:37:00,600
I need a little time.
And then we'll do it.
324
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,700
We'll start our family.
325
00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:06,700
I just need some time.
326
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,400
Let's get you dressed.
327
00:37:32,100 --> 00:37:34,100
You are beautiful.
328
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,200
Miss Porter, what is "Provocations" about?
329
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:55,600
And follow-up question, Bette, uh,
how much is the C.A.C. spending on security?
330
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,100
"Provocations" is the edge of
our present culture,
331
00:37:58,100 --> 00:38:03,100
where we stand and face ourselves
before we jump - into an unknown future.
332
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,600
Um... Do you have one of those?
333
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,600
I, actually, I have many.
Do you wanna see?
334
00:38:16,300 --> 00:38:18,600
Um, no thanks.
- Are you sure?
335
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,600
Really?
- Maybe later
336
00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:24,400
Hor are you?
337
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,100
Hey, Trish.
- Hi. How are you.
338
00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:27,200
Gene Feinberg.
339
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,200
Hey. Tim. Haspel. It's good to meet you.
- Yeah, you too.
340
00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:32,500
Uh, has she... told you she's a dyke?
341
00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:47,900
Well, you know, you told me that you were
in love with that woman and that now you're
sleeping with another woman,
342
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:51,400
but... you didn't tell me
you were a dyke.
343
00:38:52,100 --> 00:38:54,100
I am so sorry.
344
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,000
Hey, you guys!
- Hey!
345
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,000
Hey, you're here. Wow, you look, um...
- Alike!
346
00:39:06,900 --> 00:39:09,900
No we don't! She's in a skirt!
- And, stripes!
347
00:39:13,900 --> 00:39:17,900
You have to meet Melissa Rivers.
Melissa, honey, hi!
348
00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:24,500
Well, I mean...
- She's not that bad.
- She's not.
349
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,200
nd until you have some concrete
evidence, I'd say drop it.
350
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,900
Allright, I think she killed
Mr. Piddles. That's what.
351
00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:30,300
Oh, god, why would she do that?
352
00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:32,300
Maybe she didn't like the competition!
353
00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:35,400
It's because Mr. Piddles was gonna
inherit Dana's fortune and Tonya
354
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:39,400
murdered him so she could be
the next in line, right? Right?
355
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:41,600
Drop it.
356
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:45,000
C'mon.
357
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000
She's so fucking cranky.
358
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:10,800
If you ever come near
my wife or my daughter,
359
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,800
there's not one street in this town
you won't be able to walk down
360
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,500
without fearing for your life.
361
00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:19,500
You understand me?
362
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:46,000
Candace. Hi, congratulations.
363
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,000
The displays look so beautiful.
- Thank you, thanks.
364
00:40:49,300 --> 00:40:52,300
Hey, Tina, this is my friend, Mikela.
- Hi
365
00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:57,100
You look beautiful. Doesn't she?
366
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:02,200
Hi, I'm Bette Porter.
- Mikela Michaels.
367
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,900
Looks a lot different than it did
earlier this morning, doesn't it?
368
00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:09,900
It's a triumph for you.
- Oh, not for me. For the artists.
369
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:14,400
And the piece in the other room? "Jesus" -
- "Jesus Is In Me."
- That one's absolutely amazing.
370
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:17,800
The artists, uh, is right over there,
Isabella Pernao.
371
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:21,800
The chairman of my board is making
strange hand signals. I'd better go. Tina?
372
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:44,800
Actually, there's a whole school of thought
on animal desire, which extends way beyond
just the instinct to reproduce.
373
00:41:45,300 --> 00:41:49,300
Um... for example, same-sex
walruses have been seen... uh...
374
00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:57,100
...kissing one another, which, uh,
can't really be explained in terms
of biological imperative.
375
00:41:58,100 --> 00:42:00,700
So, I mean, it certainly implies -
376
00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:03,000
What are you doing here?
377
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Is this your Thursday night thingamajiggy?
- He's cute.
378
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:11,800
Um... this is Gene. This is Robin.
- Hi, Gene.
- Nice to meet you.
379
00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:15,100
This is sort of awkward.
380
00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:20,500
Hi, Jenny
381
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:26,800
And you are?
- Hi, I'm Gene.
382
00:42:26,900 --> 00:42:28,900
I'm Marina.
- Marina.
383
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,200
Robin, I want you to meet Dana.
384
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:40,400
Um... do you wanna go?
- Uh, it's cool...
385
00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:45,500
No, I wanna go, okay?
- Yeah, yeah, let's go.
386
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,200
What's going on?
387
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,600
You heard him. He'll kill you.
388
00:43:13,900 --> 00:43:18,900
You know... my entire life,
people have said that...
389
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,600
I would become a psychopath
if I didn't learn how to feel.
390
00:43:29,700 --> 00:43:34,700
But I wanna know, Cherie,
what the fuck is so great about feeling?
391
00:43:34,700 --> 00:43:38,200
Because I finally let myself.
392
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:41,200
And I feel like my heart's
been completely ripped out.
393
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:43,800
I'm sorry.
394
00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:51,500
I had this insane idea that
you and I could be together.
395
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000
Because it felt real.
396
00:43:57,500 --> 00:43:59,500
It was a delusion.
397
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:05,200
Then I'm delusional.
398
00:44:05,900 --> 00:44:08,900
Because, I swear you felt
the same way about me.
399
00:44:12,500 --> 00:44:17,500
What if I did?
What difference would it make?
400
00:44:19,900 --> 00:44:24,900
What if, in the time we spent together,
I felt more alive than I have in the
last 20 years of my life?
401
00:44:26,300 --> 00:44:29,400
What if that were true?
402
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:34,100
Do you think that I would leave
my husband? My child, my...
403
00:44:34,100 --> 00:44:38,800
houses in Bel Air and East Hampton,
my trips to Paris?
404
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:41,800
My black tie galas?
405
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:51,000
To run to some... rank little love nest,
with a 25-year-old...
406
00:44:52,300 --> 00:44:57,300
assistant hairdresser...
who barely has her foot in the door?
407
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:03,800
In this fucking ugly world,
that kind of love does not exist.
408
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:27,400
Hey, Tina. I - I wanted to tell Bette
how proud I am of her,
409
00:45:28,700 --> 00:45:31,000
but she's with some bigwigs or something,
410
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,000
so would you tell her I'll call her tomorrow?
- Yeah, I will
411
00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:38,900
It's nice to meet you again, Ivan.
412
00:45:39,100 --> 00:45:42,100
Take care.
- Take care.
413
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:21,300
I had such a good time tonight.
414
00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:24,300
Oh! Made me feel so good.
I feel a little high!
415
00:46:24,300 --> 00:46:30,300
There, you see, that's a beautiful thing,
you know, you don't need dope, you don't
need booze, you got everything you need.
416
00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:32,800
- Yeah
- Right here.
417
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:37,400
Ivan... what I said the other day...
418
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:41,400
I just want you to know that
I appreciate everything you do for me.
419
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,400
Wait right here.
420
00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:42,500
Do you want some tea?
- Sure
421
00:48:49,300 --> 00:48:51,300
Hey... What are you doing here?
422
00:48:52,500 --> 00:48:54,500
Uh, Tim let me in.
423
00:48:56,800 --> 00:49:01,800
Jen... I - I swear to god, I had no idea
you and Marina even knew each other. Okay?
424
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:07,900
I mean, she totally set us up, here.
425
00:49:07,900 --> 00:49:12,000
And for what it's worth,
I was gonna stop seeing her after tonight.
426
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:17,000
It's no wonder I never was really into her,
I... I'm - I...
427
00:49:20,100 --> 00:49:23,100
Well. I'm sorry.
Do you want me to leave?
428
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:29,200
I don't know.
429
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,500
Maybe before you make your decision,
you should...
430
00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:34,900
listen to your phone machine.
431
00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:38,100
Perhaps you'll want us both to go.
432
00:49:38,100 --> 00:49:42,100
The message came in when I was sitting here.
I couldn't help but hear it.
433
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:52,800
Jenny... It's Marina. I'm sorry.
434
00:49:55,600 --> 00:50:00,600
Seeing Robin, and bringing her tonight...
435
00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:04,500
I think I'm in love with you.
I know I am.
436
00:50:08,100 --> 00:50:11,100
And I would do anything
to have another chance.
437
00:50:13,100 --> 00:50:16,100
Oh, fuck!
- Yeah
438
00:50:17,100 --> 00:50:20,100
You know... I should probably
be the one to go.
439
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:23,800
Gene, no, I should go. I'm -
- No, no
440
00:50:29,100 --> 00:50:32,100
I don't want either of you to leave.
441
00:51:12,900 --> 00:51:13,900
I know.
442
00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:16,500
I saw it
443
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:32,400
I'm sorry.
444
00:51:46,300 --> 00:51:48,300
Fuck you!
445
00:51:58,800 --> 00:51:59,800
I love you..
446
00:53:54,500 --> 00:53:56,500
Hi. I have to talk.
447
00:53:56,900 --> 00:53:58,200
What. What's going on? It's 4 AM.
448
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:00,200
- I know
- Are you okay?
449
00:54:01,100 --> 00:54:03,100
You can't marry Tonya.
450
00:54:03,100 --> 00:54:07,300
Sweetie, are you okay,
do you need me?
451
00:54:07,300 --> 00:54:09,300
No. No, no, it's okay.
452
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:17,900
What are you talking about, why?
453
00:54:17,900 --> 00:54:22,900
- Because.
- Because. why?
454
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:07,800
Oh, god. Okay.
Gotta go. Gotta go.
455
00:56:05,900 --> 00:56:08,900
Fuck, Alice, what the fuck are you doing?
456
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,600
Oh, my god.
457
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:16,400
Tina?
458
00:56:19,100 --> 00:56:22,100
Tina, what are you doing here? Hey.
459
00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:26,500
You okay? What...?
460
00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:29,500
I'm sorry, I just, um...
461
00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:32,500
What's going on?
- I just let myself, in, um...
462
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000
That's okay.
463
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,800
I was, uh...
464
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:42,800
wondering if I could...
stay here for a little while.
- Yeah
465
00:56:46,700 --> 00:56:48,700
Tina, what happened?
466
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,000
What happened?
467
00:57:31,100 --> 00:57:32,100
Hey. Stop. C'mon, c'mon, c'mon.
468
00:57:38,100 --> 00:57:40,100
Okay. It's okay.
I've got you. I've got you.
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