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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,390 --> 00:00:15,975 Hello. Rachel Hamilton. 2 00:00:16,976 --> 00:00:19,271 Yes, thank you for calling me back. 3 00:00:20,606 --> 00:00:23,399 Yes, Mr. LeRue told me you were coming in tomorrow. 4 00:00:23,483 --> 00:00:27,195 Well, I promise, once you hear our pitch, there will be no doubt in your mind 5 00:00:27,278 --> 00:00:28,572 that LeRue is the company 6 00:00:28,655 --> 00:00:31,408 to make you America's next favorite potato chip. 7 00:00:31,492 --> 00:00:33,952 Excuse me, the world's greatest potato chip. 8 00:00:34,828 --> 00:00:38,499 Right. Well, anyways, I'm sorry for calling on a Sunday, uh, 9 00:00:38,582 --> 00:00:42,294 but I actually... won't be in the meeting tomorrow, unfortunately, 10 00:00:42,377 --> 00:00:45,088 so I just wanted to make sure we had a chance to connect. 11 00:00:45,506 --> 00:00:48,593 Mm-hmm? Why... won't I be there? Uh... 12 00:00:49,719 --> 00:00:52,263 - Actually, I'm getting married today. - Come on, Rachel. 13 00:00:52,347 --> 00:00:54,389 Yeah, I know, it is exciting. 14 00:00:54,473 --> 00:00:56,935 I wish I could serve your chips to my guests. 15 00:00:57,018 --> 00:01:00,438 Maybe I should place an order right now and just postpone this wedding, huh? 16 00:01:43,442 --> 00:01:45,611 - Breathe. - Sorry. 17 00:01:45,695 --> 00:01:48,781 - I'm not used to having my picture taken. - It's fine. 18 00:01:48,864 --> 00:01:52,327 I mean, the best wedding photos are the ones that show terror and fear. 19 00:02:05,299 --> 00:02:08,970 - Oh, I love your pearls. - Ah, thank you. 20 00:02:09,053 --> 00:02:11,346 They were my mom's. 21 00:02:25,070 --> 00:02:26,613 All right, loosen up. 22 00:02:26,696 --> 00:02:27,780 Show some teeth. 23 00:02:27,864 --> 00:02:29,741 I feel so awkward. 24 00:02:29,824 --> 00:02:32,035 We're getting so much good stuff. 25 00:02:32,994 --> 00:02:35,289 - Wonderful! I think we got it. - Good. Okay. 26 00:02:35,372 --> 00:02:37,958 Good, very good. Okay. Heh. 27 00:04:01,713 --> 00:04:02,755 Hey Penny, it's Rachel. 28 00:04:02,839 --> 00:04:04,591 This is a reminder to make sure 29 00:04:04,675 --> 00:04:07,261 that the team presents the Cara's Cookies materials tomorrow 30 00:04:07,344 --> 00:04:08,178 in the pitch meeting. 31 00:04:08,262 --> 00:04:09,763 And make sure that they say 32 00:04:09,847 --> 00:04:11,598 it is Whole Foods' top organic cookie seller, 33 00:04:11,682 --> 00:04:13,309 and that we created the brand. 34 00:04:13,393 --> 00:04:14,643 Uh, what else? 35 00:04:14,727 --> 00:04:16,019 - Please ma... - We have to go. 36 00:04:16,103 --> 00:04:17,813 Uh... the... I gotta go. 37 00:04:20,441 --> 00:04:21,483 Can I give this... 38 00:04:21,775 --> 00:04:23,278 Uh... 39 00:04:35,749 --> 00:04:38,251 Wow! 40 00:04:59,524 --> 00:05:01,317 Hi, everyone. I'm Frank LeRue. 41 00:05:01,776 --> 00:05:02,943 I'm Rachel's boss. 42 00:05:04,111 --> 00:05:08,033 And according to the Internet and the state of New York, 43 00:05:08,116 --> 00:05:10,118 I am here to join... 44 00:05:10,994 --> 00:05:12,329 my star employee... 45 00:05:13,371 --> 00:05:14,289 and Owen... 46 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:17,167 in holy matrimony. 47 00:05:18,627 --> 00:05:20,754 Now, Owen, from what I've gathered... 48 00:05:20,837 --> 00:05:23,590 you are a very smart, 49 00:05:23,673 --> 00:05:25,593 kind, adventurous guy. 50 00:05:25,802 --> 00:05:27,470 A physical therapist... 51 00:05:28,012 --> 00:05:29,931 a great pasta maker... 52 00:05:30,014 --> 00:05:33,016 ...and one of the last remaining in-line skaters. 53 00:05:33,099 --> 00:05:35,561 That takes dedication! 54 00:05:37,313 --> 00:05:40,149 Now, some people don't think that there's such a thing 55 00:05:40,233 --> 00:05:42,443 as a branding emergency. 56 00:05:42,527 --> 00:05:44,238 But if there is... 57 00:05:44,404 --> 00:05:47,740 Rachel... is our EMT. 58 00:05:47,824 --> 00:05:49,158 She's committed, 59 00:05:49,575 --> 00:05:50,576 dedicated, 60 00:05:51,369 --> 00:05:52,496 and inspiring. 61 00:05:53,664 --> 00:05:54,581 And now... 62 00:05:55,666 --> 00:05:56,959 the good stuff. 63 00:05:58,293 --> 00:06:00,003 Will you please join hands? 64 00:06:03,131 --> 00:06:06,510 Oh... 65 00:06:07,177 --> 00:06:08,805 - I'll get it. - Okay. 66 00:06:09,764 --> 00:06:10,683 Sorry. 67 00:06:19,692 --> 00:06:20,985 I can't do this. 68 00:06:22,111 --> 00:06:24,113 - What? - I'm so sorry. 69 00:06:24,864 --> 00:06:25,948 Oh, God, Rach. 70 00:06:26,448 --> 00:06:28,326 I'm so sorry. 71 00:06:28,410 --> 00:06:29,661 - Sorry. - What is he doing? 72 00:06:30,161 --> 00:06:32,080 Owen? Wait. Owen. 73 00:06:32,539 --> 00:06:35,916 Uh... just a minute, folks. This is, uh... 74 00:06:36,125 --> 00:06:39,170 This is a new thing that Rachel and Owen are trying out. 75 00:06:39,254 --> 00:06:41,798 You know, they're innovating. Always. 76 00:06:41,882 --> 00:06:44,134 Sorry. I'm so sorry. I know I wasn't supposed to bring it. 77 00:06:44,217 --> 00:06:46,304 But... um, please, you cannot do this right now. 78 00:06:46,888 --> 00:06:48,431 I know this is insane. 79 00:06:49,098 --> 00:06:50,348 Oh, my God. 80 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:52,976 Were you on a call before you walked down the aisle? 81 00:06:56,105 --> 00:06:58,149 Yes, but see how well you know me? 82 00:06:58,232 --> 00:07:00,985 See? That's why we're supposed to be getting married today. 83 00:07:01,068 --> 00:07:01,944 Come with me... 84 00:07:02,028 --> 00:07:03,195 - Come on. - Wait. 85 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:04,448 - Owen? - I'm sorry. 86 00:07:04,781 --> 00:07:05,656 I love you. 87 00:07:06,282 --> 00:07:07,867 I really, really do. 88 00:07:09,201 --> 00:07:12,455 I can't believe I'm doing this, but I can't have this conversation again. 89 00:07:12,538 --> 00:07:13,582 And not here. 90 00:07:14,499 --> 00:07:15,751 I wanted this to work... 91 00:07:16,460 --> 00:07:17,961 - more than it actually can. - Oh, my God. 92 00:07:18,045 --> 00:07:19,546 I know you've tried. 93 00:07:19,630 --> 00:07:22,883 Even our wedding can't make you change, and that's okay. 94 00:07:23,300 --> 00:07:24,885 It's just not okay with me. 95 00:07:33,728 --> 00:07:34,604 Dad? 96 00:07:37,564 --> 00:07:38,565 That's your dad? 97 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:42,570 Excuse me. 98 00:07:42,654 --> 00:07:44,364 I have to get out of here. 99 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:04,385 I'm a fucking bride, you fucking cocksucker! 100 00:08:26,783 --> 00:08:29,160 Good morning. LeRue. 101 00:08:31,247 --> 00:08:34,208 - Oh, no. Is she really here? - I can't believe she's here. Oh! 102 00:08:34,291 --> 00:08:36,837 - What is she even doing? - Awkward. 103 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:39,547 Hold on. Rachel's actually here. 104 00:08:39,630 --> 00:08:41,924 I don't know what to say. 105 00:08:43,635 --> 00:08:44,845 Morning, Penny. 106 00:08:50,517 --> 00:08:52,395 - Morning. - Good morning. 107 00:08:55,981 --> 00:08:58,692 You know you have two weeks off for that cruise, right? 108 00:08:58,775 --> 00:09:00,193 Uh, I do, yeah. 109 00:09:00,402 --> 00:09:02,447 Thanks, but I don't... I don't need it. 110 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:05,074 Hmm. 111 00:09:06,534 --> 00:09:07,368 I'm fine. 112 00:09:08,619 --> 00:09:09,536 I am. Really. 113 00:09:09,619 --> 00:09:12,498 I'm... I'm sorry about yesterday. That was very dramatic, but, um... 114 00:09:12,582 --> 00:09:17,045 You know, deep down, I know it was the right thing, and, uh... 115 00:09:17,128 --> 00:09:21,925 I'm moving on to more important things, like the Evie's pitch at 11:00. 116 00:09:23,052 --> 00:09:24,303 Did you talk to your dad? 117 00:09:24,385 --> 00:09:26,387 Well, you saw him run off. So, no. 118 00:09:26,471 --> 00:09:30,350 And honestly, I hardly know him, and I have no idea why he was there. 119 00:09:30,434 --> 00:09:31,477 So, it doesn't matter. 120 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:33,020 What matters is that I'm here. 121 00:09:33,103 --> 00:09:35,731 I've been trying to land this account for months. 122 00:09:36,398 --> 00:09:38,693 So, uh... if you don't mind... 123 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,904 I'll just take the next five minutes to prep. 124 00:09:42,738 --> 00:09:43,614 Uh-huh. 125 00:09:44,364 --> 00:09:45,199 I do not mind. 126 00:10:07,765 --> 00:10:11,142 Evie's. From our hearts to yours. 127 00:10:13,854 --> 00:10:15,147 You're probably wondering 128 00:10:15,231 --> 00:10:18,275 why we didn't talk about how good your chips taste. 129 00:10:19,276 --> 00:10:20,236 That's because... 130 00:10:20,861 --> 00:10:22,489 any chip company can say that. 131 00:10:23,073 --> 00:10:26,659 And they'd be right, because all chips are good. 132 00:10:27,118 --> 00:10:28,661 I mean, they're chips, right? 133 00:10:29,912 --> 00:10:33,667 But what we think is special about your company, 134 00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:35,335 what... what makes it unique... 135 00:10:36,294 --> 00:10:37,170 is you guys. 136 00:10:39,548 --> 00:10:41,259 Your chips aren't just a snack. 137 00:10:41,592 --> 00:10:42,926 They are an act of love. 138 00:10:43,718 --> 00:10:46,763 And here at LeRue, that's the story we want to tell. 139 00:10:47,097 --> 00:10:48,682 God, uh... 140 00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:53,313 Honestly, when we moved out of Brooklyn two years ago, 141 00:10:53,397 --> 00:10:56,984 I never thought we'd be back in New York doing something like this. 142 00:10:57,067 --> 00:10:59,361 Oh. We'd just gotten so caught up 143 00:10:59,444 --> 00:11:02,197 in the momentum of our draining everyday jobs... 144 00:11:02,364 --> 00:11:05,826 ...we'd forgotten how important things like... 145 00:11:06,201 --> 00:11:08,872 creating a human connection with our work was. 146 00:11:09,706 --> 00:11:12,375 It... it touches me deeply to know 147 00:11:12,709 --> 00:11:15,419 ...that's what you'll be helping us continue to grow. 148 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:23,678 Can we answer any more questions you may have? 149 00:11:24,220 --> 00:11:26,765 Uh, it's, uh, not really a question. 150 00:11:26,849 --> 00:11:29,559 I just want to say thanks to all of you. 151 00:11:29,642 --> 00:11:31,436 I mean, this is all really impressive. 152 00:11:31,519 --> 00:11:35,941 Yeah, we know they're just potato chips, but they really are a... a part of us. 153 00:11:36,150 --> 00:11:38,861 So, I hope you'll understand if we take some time 154 00:11:38,944 --> 00:11:39,945 with the decision. 155 00:11:40,779 --> 00:11:42,281 Yeah. Of course. 156 00:11:42,364 --> 00:11:44,325 - Of course. Yeah. - Thanks. 157 00:11:44,408 --> 00:11:45,868 And, uh, Rachel... 158 00:11:46,076 --> 00:11:48,913 Thank you so much for... for being here. 159 00:11:48,996 --> 00:11:51,332 I mean, your new husband must really be so cool 160 00:11:51,415 --> 00:11:53,960 - to not have minded you coming in today. - Yeah. 161 00:11:54,044 --> 00:11:56,338 Oh. Yeah, he's the coolest. 162 00:11:56,630 --> 00:11:59,465 Tell him thank you for us. And have so much fun on your honeymoon. 163 00:11:59,548 --> 00:12:00,466 I will. 164 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:04,554 That was brilliant. I can't believe she almost cried. 165 00:12:04,638 --> 00:12:06,681 That was amazing. Did you see their faces? 166 00:12:07,015 --> 00:12:09,893 I gotta hand it to you guys, that was a brilliant job. 167 00:12:09,976 --> 00:12:12,855 Really well done. Rachel... incredible. 168 00:12:13,272 --> 00:12:15,357 I can't believe I tried to send you home. 169 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:16,399 It's... 170 00:12:20,446 --> 00:12:21,906 - Oh, my... - Jeez! 171 00:14:06,098 --> 00:14:08,852 - What's going on? - Get inside! It's not safe! 172 00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:11,063 Not safe? What is that thing? 173 00:14:11,146 --> 00:14:13,315 Oh, my God! 174 00:14:25,327 --> 00:14:28,956 No, Owen, 175 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:34,629 I think what you did was completely insane and entirely unforgivable. 176 00:14:35,463 --> 00:14:39,217 Yeah, well, fuck you, too. 177 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:43,806 - Hello? - Rachel. It's Dad. 178 00:14:46,141 --> 00:14:47,059 I mean, it's... 179 00:14:47,810 --> 00:14:52,563 Harry Hamilton, your father. 180 00:14:54,608 --> 00:14:55,567 Hello? 181 00:14:56,568 --> 00:14:57,444 You there? 182 00:14:58,904 --> 00:15:00,072 Yeah, I'm here. 183 00:15:00,823 --> 00:15:02,117 What do you want? 184 00:15:02,742 --> 00:15:03,868 Look, um... 185 00:15:05,744 --> 00:15:10,582 I could probably come up with, uh... a million excuses, apologies... 186 00:15:12,252 --> 00:15:14,045 But that won't change the past. 187 00:15:16,631 --> 00:15:18,341 You hate me, and you probably should. 188 00:15:21,177 --> 00:15:24,639 But I came yesterday because I thought it would be the best day of your life, 189 00:15:25,181 --> 00:15:27,725 and therefore, a good day for me to show up. And... 190 00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:30,521 I didn't realize that... 191 00:15:34,358 --> 00:15:35,192 That what? 192 00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:37,319 That... 193 00:15:38,697 --> 00:15:39,573 That... 194 00:15:39,865 --> 00:15:42,159 well, you know, you were there, so that... 195 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,162 plan didn't exactly pan out. 196 00:15:47,206 --> 00:15:50,084 I'm sorry. And I realize you... 197 00:15:51,544 --> 00:15:54,796 probably don't really want to talk to me right now, or anybody for that matter. 198 00:15:56,841 --> 00:15:58,593 But I thought maybe you could use a drink. 199 00:16:00,219 --> 00:16:02,054 You don't have to talk to me at all. 200 00:16:04,223 --> 00:16:05,684 Come on, one drink. 201 00:16:20,782 --> 00:16:21,825 Are you drunk? 202 00:16:23,368 --> 00:16:25,162 Can I get a Manhattan, please? 203 00:16:26,163 --> 00:16:27,789 - Make that two. - What type of bourbon? 204 00:16:27,998 --> 00:16:30,042 - Woodford. - Coming up. 205 00:16:42,055 --> 00:16:43,640 That's a pretty strong drink. 206 00:16:45,892 --> 00:16:47,227 How many of those you had? 207 00:16:47,477 --> 00:16:49,897 Three. I thought we were drinking, not talking. 208 00:16:55,652 --> 00:16:59,156 I'm going to need three more, exactly like this, right away, please. 209 00:17:09,708 --> 00:17:10,584 Ah. 210 00:18:04,225 --> 00:18:06,561 How did you know I was getting married yesterday? 211 00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:11,941 Well, there's a website called The Knot. 212 00:18:13,484 --> 00:18:15,236 And then I found... 213 00:18:15,737 --> 00:18:18,323 Owen and Rachel get married dot com. 214 00:18:19,574 --> 00:18:23,495 - Cute engagement photos, by the way. - Of course. It was Owen's idea. 215 00:18:23,579 --> 00:18:25,039 Smug asshole. 216 00:19:03,161 --> 00:19:04,663 There's... 217 00:19:04,746 --> 00:19:06,957 theories about about this way of eating pizza, you know? 218 00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:10,795 I see that you're a flat... pizza-eater. I'm a folder. 219 00:19:10,878 --> 00:19:13,171 If they wanted you to fold it... 220 00:19:13,839 --> 00:19:16,884 - they would serve it like... like that. - It's more manageable, in a way. 221 00:19:16,967 --> 00:19:20,680 - No, the chef wants you to eat it... - Would hand it to you like a sandwich? 222 00:19:20,763 --> 00:19:22,264 - Yeah, it's not a sandwich. - Right. 223 00:19:22,682 --> 00:19:25,102 - Hang on. Let me have more beer. - Know what you're looking for? 224 00:19:25,185 --> 00:19:28,604 - I'm looking for my beer. Yeah, thanks. - You're looking for a calzone. 225 00:19:51,337 --> 00:19:54,132 I might be wrong, but I think that driver's calling you. 226 00:19:54,215 --> 00:19:55,133 Hmm? 227 00:19:59,430 --> 00:20:01,013 Mm. Mm-hmm. 228 00:20:02,306 --> 00:20:04,559 Oh, shit. 229 00:20:05,226 --> 00:20:07,019 That's my honeymoon. 230 00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:43,768 Hmm? 231 00:20:55,030 --> 00:20:58,241 What the... 232 00:21:08,502 --> 00:21:10,629 - Hi, sweetheart. - Oh, shit. 233 00:21:13,007 --> 00:21:15,259 Ooh, shit... 234 00:21:23,184 --> 00:21:24,060 Good start. 235 00:21:24,936 --> 00:21:26,938 Good start. 236 00:22:45,938 --> 00:22:47,481 I didn't see any luggage. 237 00:22:48,149 --> 00:22:49,150 I didn't pack any. 238 00:22:50,151 --> 00:22:51,319 If I recall, you insisted 239 00:22:51,402 --> 00:22:53,571 that the clothes we were wearing would be fine. 240 00:22:54,572 --> 00:22:56,449 It seemed to make sense at the time. 241 00:22:57,241 --> 00:22:58,701 Less sense now. 242 00:23:01,204 --> 00:23:03,123 You don't remember anything about it, do you? 243 00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:07,293 No, not really. 244 00:23:09,630 --> 00:23:11,214 Do you remember inviting me to join you? 245 00:23:13,550 --> 00:23:15,719 No. Sorry. 246 00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:19,098 Want to go see if they got an extra room? 247 00:23:20,391 --> 00:23:21,600 Yeah. It... 248 00:23:22,517 --> 00:23:24,603 - No offense, just... - Not at all. 249 00:23:25,562 --> 00:23:28,024 Your snoring's louder than this thing's horn, anyway. 250 00:23:56,595 --> 00:23:59,890 Uh, miss, I'm so sorry, but we really are fully booked. 251 00:24:00,975 --> 00:24:02,769 Shit. 252 00:24:02,852 --> 00:24:04,854 Oh, congratulations. 253 00:24:05,271 --> 00:24:06,982 What? Ew, that's my dad. 254 00:24:07,065 --> 00:24:08,857 Oh. I am so sorry. 255 00:24:08,941 --> 00:24:11,361 I just figured, you know, with the honeymoon suite and... 256 00:24:11,444 --> 00:24:12,404 you know... 257 00:24:13,780 --> 00:24:18,034 Um, there's a pullout bed in the couch. Pre-made. 258 00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:21,205 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 259 00:24:22,623 --> 00:24:25,041 Let me know if I can book any excursions for you. 260 00:24:27,794 --> 00:24:29,588 They are completely full. 261 00:24:29,672 --> 00:24:32,133 She says there's a pullout bed in the couch. 262 00:24:36,262 --> 00:24:40,224 When we get to Jamaica in two days, I could buy a plane ticket and fly home. 263 00:24:40,433 --> 00:24:42,935 Yeah. I think we should both fly home then. 264 00:24:43,019 --> 00:24:44,228 I need to get back to work. 265 00:24:47,357 --> 00:24:50,402 Sorry... that this whole thing happened. 266 00:24:50,485 --> 00:24:52,195 Sorry to interrupt. 267 00:24:52,279 --> 00:24:54,947 We just wanted to say congratulations. 268 00:24:55,031 --> 00:24:56,491 - Thank you. - We're neighbors. 269 00:24:56,575 --> 00:24:57,409 Hi. 270 00:24:57,492 --> 00:25:00,537 We saw you going into one of the honeymoon suites this morning. 271 00:25:00,620 --> 00:25:02,122 - We're honeymooners, too. - Mm-hmm. 272 00:25:02,205 --> 00:25:05,627 You two look so happy together. 273 00:25:05,711 --> 00:25:07,296 Thank you. That's very nice. 274 00:25:08,297 --> 00:25:09,547 So, when did you get married? 275 00:25:10,339 --> 00:25:12,508 We thought maybe it was last night 276 00:25:12,592 --> 00:25:15,262 because of, uh, how, uh, drunk you were 277 00:25:15,345 --> 00:25:18,682 getting into your rooms this morning. 278 00:25:20,350 --> 00:25:22,227 Well, we're headed to the spa. 279 00:25:22,311 --> 00:25:24,147 - Nice meeting you. - You, too. 280 00:25:25,856 --> 00:25:27,983 I need to get out of these clothes. 281 00:25:28,067 --> 00:25:31,195 Well, I'm sure there's a golden sarong around here somewhere 282 00:25:31,278 --> 00:25:32,530 with your name on it. 283 00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:35,867 Why don't you let me take you shopping. My treat. 284 00:25:35,950 --> 00:25:37,118 Sure. Okay. 285 00:25:38,161 --> 00:25:41,790 This outfit has become one with my body, I've been wearing it for so long. 286 00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:43,708 I feel the same way about my underwear. 287 00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:45,835 Don't talk about your underwear. 288 00:25:45,919 --> 00:25:47,087 What the fuck is happening? 289 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:50,883 Are we on a fucking floating bar? 290 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:53,803 It seems we are. 291 00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:57,263 Want to get a drink? 292 00:25:57,597 --> 00:25:59,015 You're breaking up, but... 293 00:25:59,099 --> 00:26:01,727 - I'll be back in the office on Thursday. - Wait, what day? 294 00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:04,188 - Thursday. - I thought it was ten days. 295 00:26:04,438 --> 00:26:05,731 - I'm leaving early. - Why? 296 00:26:05,815 --> 00:26:08,735 - Because I don't need a vacation. - Yes, you do. 297 00:26:09,027 --> 00:26:11,987 - Wait... So, your dad's there? - Yes, he's here. 298 00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:15,407 - How drunk were you? - Quite drunk. Okay? 299 00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:17,619 - Oh, my God. - Just... set... 300 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:19,996 a dinner meeting with them on Thursday night. 301 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,082 I can take the chipsters out myself. 302 00:26:22,165 --> 00:26:24,459 - You know? - No, no, don't. I will handle it. 303 00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:26,671 - All right. Whatever you say. - Okay. 304 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,046 - Okay. - Thank you. 305 00:26:28,171 --> 00:26:29,339 - You're welcome. - Bye. 306 00:26:30,507 --> 00:26:31,591 You know... 307 00:26:31,925 --> 00:26:34,845 if you want to talk something through, I'm an accounts man, too. 308 00:26:37,765 --> 00:26:39,642 How did you know what I do for a living? 309 00:26:41,435 --> 00:26:42,353 Google? 310 00:26:42,936 --> 00:26:46,065 It's not hard to find out information about anybody these days. 311 00:26:47,984 --> 00:26:51,988 - You're saying you never Googled me? - No. Why would I have done that? 312 00:26:56,243 --> 00:26:57,786 My wedding, my job... 313 00:26:58,494 --> 00:27:00,079 You read a lot about me, huh? 314 00:27:00,746 --> 00:27:01,581 Mm-hmm. 315 00:27:02,332 --> 00:27:03,542 Everything I could find. 316 00:27:06,044 --> 00:27:07,671 You really never Googled me? 317 00:27:08,881 --> 00:27:09,756 No. 318 00:27:13,344 --> 00:27:15,262 The service is terrible. I... 319 00:27:16,346 --> 00:27:18,599 - I'm gonna go take a walk, try to... - I'll go with you. 320 00:27:18,682 --> 00:27:20,017 Let me put my shoes on. 321 00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:22,312 Maybe we should take our bathing suits that we bought... 322 00:27:22,395 --> 00:27:24,565 We can try that surfing thing. I've wanted to try... 323 00:27:32,656 --> 00:27:35,409 Yeah. I think that surf thing's over on the other side of the ship. 324 00:27:35,492 --> 00:27:38,162 - Should we do it? - Yeah, I just need to send this e-mail. 325 00:27:38,246 --> 00:27:40,957 It's kind of important. I'm on the verge of a promotion. 326 00:27:41,041 --> 00:27:44,668 - Promotion? - Yeah, I'd be the accounts director. 327 00:27:44,752 --> 00:27:49,257 Well, if we land this company, a hippie potato chip maker from Upstate. 328 00:27:49,341 --> 00:27:51,176 The chips are oddly good, though. 329 00:27:53,261 --> 00:27:54,638 It's just not... 330 00:27:54,721 --> 00:27:55,555 Yeah, I... 331 00:27:55,889 --> 00:27:58,851 I'm not getting as good of service out here as I thought I would. 332 00:27:58,935 --> 00:28:01,436 I'm gonna go back to the room, try to settle this. 333 00:28:14,576 --> 00:28:17,912 I may be hard up, but I am definitely not that hard up. 334 00:28:17,995 --> 00:28:19,413 And I'm not goin' anywhere... 335 00:28:20,122 --> 00:28:20,998 Hey! 336 00:28:24,044 --> 00:28:26,338 - Damn you! - Man overboard! 337 00:28:26,421 --> 00:28:28,382 I'll get you for this, you... 338 00:28:28,465 --> 00:28:30,676 - Not my tool belt! - Hey, hey... 339 00:28:30,759 --> 00:28:33,262 - Boat movies on a boat. - Keep going! 340 00:28:33,345 --> 00:28:35,555 - As you wish. - You're supposed to call it a ship. 341 00:28:36,723 --> 00:28:39,810 If I ever catch you, lady, you're dead meat. You got that? 342 00:29:08,047 --> 00:29:08,924 Ugh. 343 00:29:10,050 --> 00:29:11,593 I feel like Owen set this whole thing up 344 00:29:11,677 --> 00:29:14,513 because he knew I wouldn't have service in the middle of the ocean. 345 00:29:14,596 --> 00:29:16,015 - Loser. - Yeah. 346 00:29:17,433 --> 00:29:19,768 He had nerve wanting the person he was spending time with 347 00:29:19,852 --> 00:29:21,687 to actually pay attention to him. 348 00:29:23,147 --> 00:29:24,356 Why are you here, Harry? 349 00:29:26,901 --> 00:29:28,903 Well, you practically forced me into that town car. 350 00:29:28,987 --> 00:29:30,280 You may not remember, 351 00:29:30,363 --> 00:29:31,698 - but you were aggressive. - Uh-uh. 352 00:29:31,781 --> 00:29:33,699 I don't care why you're on the cruise. 353 00:29:33,907 --> 00:29:37,329 Why are you here... after all this time? 354 00:29:38,413 --> 00:29:39,289 Why now? 355 00:29:39,998 --> 00:29:40,874 Okay. 356 00:29:42,959 --> 00:29:44,337 You want to do this now? 357 00:29:47,632 --> 00:29:48,674 Leaving you was... 358 00:29:48,758 --> 00:29:51,218 Please don't give me some rehearsed speech 359 00:29:51,510 --> 00:29:53,889 with a bunch of lame excuses about why you left. 360 00:29:53,972 --> 00:29:57,225 I don't care why you left. I really don't give a shit why you left. 361 00:29:57,309 --> 00:29:59,186 Okay? I care while you're here. 362 00:29:59,269 --> 00:30:01,730 You showed up on my wedding day. 363 00:30:01,813 --> 00:30:05,317 Now you're acting like we're best friends who have spent our lives together. Why? 364 00:30:08,403 --> 00:30:09,446 Why now, Harry? 365 00:30:11,156 --> 00:30:11,991 Well... 366 00:30:12,408 --> 00:30:15,828 - Gabe, my partner... - Oh, shit, you're gay? 367 00:30:16,329 --> 00:30:18,373 Oh, I didn't know you were gay. No one told me that. 368 00:30:18,456 --> 00:30:19,706 You think I'm gay? 369 00:30:19,790 --> 00:30:22,960 Not that there'd be anything wrong with it if I was, but... no. 370 00:30:23,294 --> 00:30:24,545 Gabe is my work partner. 371 00:30:25,463 --> 00:30:27,006 We built a successful business together. 372 00:30:27,757 --> 00:30:31,011 But, uh, I had some... some time off from work. And... 373 00:30:31,678 --> 00:30:33,847 Gabe always says it's never too late. So, here I am. 374 00:30:33,931 --> 00:30:37,809 Oh. So, you had time off, and then your friend told you to come. 375 00:30:37,892 --> 00:30:40,104 - Okay. I'm gonna get hash browns. - I wanted to come, too... 376 00:30:40,187 --> 00:30:41,563 - No, that's... - Hash browns? 377 00:30:41,647 --> 00:30:44,650 I got extra for the table, and I don't eat them. Too many carbs. 378 00:30:44,733 --> 00:30:47,277 So glad you lovebirds could finally join us. 379 00:30:47,361 --> 00:30:49,239 - Hey. - You must be Rachel and Owen. 380 00:30:49,322 --> 00:30:50,823 We're your assigned tablemates. 381 00:30:50,906 --> 00:30:53,158 This is my gorgeous boyfriend, Steve. I'm Jim. 382 00:30:53,242 --> 00:30:54,952 From San Francisco. Been dating two years. 383 00:30:55,035 --> 00:30:57,163 That is Shirley and Leonard from Palm Beach. 384 00:30:57,247 --> 00:30:58,498 - Hi. - Look at their outfits. 385 00:30:58,581 --> 00:31:00,417 Are they not the cutest thing? I love 'em. 386 00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:02,377 They are celebrating, get this... 387 00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:04,712 - ...their 50th wedding anniversary. - Congratulations. 388 00:31:04,796 --> 00:31:06,381 - Thank you. - Dan and Beth. 389 00:31:06,464 --> 00:31:08,299 Second marriage for them both. The right one. 390 00:31:08,383 --> 00:31:10,135 And... from Wichita? 391 00:31:10,343 --> 00:31:11,970 - Yes. Very impressive, Jim. - You're right. 392 00:31:12,053 --> 00:31:14,139 - Why, thank you. - Jim's insanely good 393 00:31:14,222 --> 00:31:16,100 at remembering things about people. It's... 394 00:31:16,183 --> 00:31:19,687 part of what makes him a good therapist, and it's gonna make him such a good dad. 395 00:31:19,770 --> 00:31:21,354 - We're adopting. - Yeah. 396 00:31:21,479 --> 00:31:23,858 We're on the waiting list, so, don't wanna jinx it. 397 00:31:23,941 --> 00:31:26,527 We're manifesting. If we think it, it's gonna happen. 398 00:31:26,610 --> 00:31:29,363 - How did you guys meet? - Yeah, what's your story? 399 00:31:29,447 --> 00:31:30,948 - How'd you catch the silver fox? - Mm. 400 00:31:33,994 --> 00:31:36,954 Hi, I'm Harry, actually, Rachel's dad. 401 00:31:38,289 --> 00:31:39,915 Rachel and Owen decided not to get married, 402 00:31:39,999 --> 00:31:41,250 so she invited me to come. 403 00:31:42,335 --> 00:31:45,755 You see, I left her... when she was five years old. 404 00:31:46,673 --> 00:31:48,133 It's unforgivable. I know. 405 00:31:49,801 --> 00:31:52,221 So, I showed up at their wedding a few days ago, 406 00:31:52,304 --> 00:31:55,932 and Owen decided to be a little bitch and leave Rachel at the altar. 407 00:31:56,016 --> 00:31:59,186 So, I took Rachel out and got her good and drunk, and, uh, we're here. 408 00:31:59,269 --> 00:32:00,980 It's nice to meet you all, 409 00:32:01,063 --> 00:32:04,817 but we're gonna be getting off the ship when it docks in Jamaica tomorrow. 410 00:32:05,067 --> 00:32:07,696 So you see, we have very little time, and um... 411 00:32:10,115 --> 00:32:12,618 I'd like to congratulate all of you for your love. 412 00:32:13,952 --> 00:32:15,204 That's really great. 413 00:32:16,705 --> 00:32:19,292 Can we have a couple of lemon wedges? Thank you. 414 00:32:20,627 --> 00:32:22,045 - Hi, I'm Rachel. - Hi. 415 00:32:22,128 --> 00:32:23,754 - Hey. Hey, Rachel. - Nice to meet you. 416 00:32:23,837 --> 00:32:25,589 I don't think you needed to know all of that, 417 00:32:25,672 --> 00:32:27,050 but now you do, so... 418 00:32:27,133 --> 00:32:28,551 Sorry that we're leaving tomorrow. 419 00:32:28,635 --> 00:32:29,594 Not as sorry as we are. 420 00:32:29,677 --> 00:32:32,472 I mean, this is more interesting than what they got in the brochure. 421 00:32:32,555 --> 00:32:33,765 - Honey. - Yeah. I'm sorry. 422 00:32:33,848 --> 00:32:36,227 You guys hadn't seen or spoken to each other in how long? 423 00:32:36,310 --> 00:32:37,978 - Twenty-five years. - Twenty-six. 424 00:32:38,062 --> 00:32:39,437 - Wow. - I see. 425 00:32:39,729 --> 00:32:41,481 So, why don't you just stay with us? 426 00:32:41,564 --> 00:32:43,608 - Yeah. - We're really good people. 427 00:32:43,691 --> 00:32:45,402 At least come hang out with us today. 428 00:32:45,486 --> 00:32:47,947 Leonard and Shirley were nice enough to get us a private table 429 00:32:48,030 --> 00:32:49,865 in the adults-only section of the pool. 430 00:32:50,157 --> 00:32:51,575 - No kids. - Mm-hmm. 431 00:32:51,659 --> 00:32:54,037 - Don't nothing ruin a vacation like kids. - Mm-mm. 432 00:32:54,328 --> 00:32:56,872 That's nice, but no thanks. I have a lot of work to do. 433 00:32:58,415 --> 00:32:59,917 May I ask all of you a question? 434 00:33:00,543 --> 00:33:01,877 Who here likes potato chips? 435 00:33:01,961 --> 00:33:04,714 See? There. Job done. 436 00:33:04,798 --> 00:33:05,966 All right? You can stay. 437 00:33:09,344 --> 00:33:12,764 Good morning, good morning, good morning, Royal Caribbean passengers. 438 00:33:12,847 --> 00:33:15,183 It's Captain Johnny from the bridge. 439 00:33:15,267 --> 00:33:19,688 It is an absolutely glorious 78 degrees on this beautiful Tuesday morning. 440 00:33:19,771 --> 00:33:22,525 Today, we are at sea as we sail our way to Jamaica, 441 00:33:22,608 --> 00:33:26,319 which means lots of time to enjoy our incredible ship activities. 442 00:33:26,403 --> 00:33:28,697 So have a wonderful, wonderful day, 443 00:33:41,919 --> 00:33:43,838 Suddenly, Gabe's bag drops, pops open, 444 00:33:43,921 --> 00:33:45,923 and there's a 30-year-old bottle of Macallan 445 00:33:46,007 --> 00:33:47,341 he's bought at duty-free. 446 00:33:47,801 --> 00:33:50,429 Then we end up rolling all over the floor, plastered. 447 00:33:50,804 --> 00:33:53,307 And that is how we landed the Cannon account. 448 00:33:53,390 --> 00:33:55,726 I got a plumbing contract 449 00:33:55,809 --> 00:33:58,478 for the entire Baltimore school system 450 00:33:58,562 --> 00:34:02,024 because I passed a roll of toilet paper to someone in the bathroom I was fixing. 451 00:34:02,482 --> 00:34:04,901 - Remember that, honey? - I sure do. 452 00:34:04,985 --> 00:34:08,031 That toilet paper pass changed our lives. 453 00:34:08,114 --> 00:34:08,948 No shit. 454 00:34:13,660 --> 00:34:16,247 This story is just as good the third time, 455 00:34:16,331 --> 00:34:18,458 and I'm glad you're rich. Thank you for the cabana. 456 00:34:18,541 --> 00:34:22,211 But we got something more pressing to deal with right now. Rachel... 457 00:34:22,837 --> 00:34:24,840 Earth to Rachel. Rachel? 458 00:34:25,883 --> 00:34:26,925 What's going on? 459 00:34:27,258 --> 00:34:28,343 How are you? 460 00:34:29,010 --> 00:34:31,055 How are you feeling about the "Owen" of it all? 461 00:34:32,431 --> 00:34:33,600 Oh, um... 462 00:34:35,393 --> 00:34:36,269 I'm fine. 463 00:34:36,603 --> 00:34:39,147 I really am fine. I feel great about it, because... 464 00:34:39,814 --> 00:34:44,277 you know, he was never going to let me be the person that I want to be. 465 00:34:44,361 --> 00:34:47,489 So, I think it... it really worked out for the best. 466 00:34:49,741 --> 00:34:53,120 Okay. And who does she want to be? 467 00:34:53,204 --> 00:34:55,206 - Someone who can't interact? - Babe. 468 00:34:55,289 --> 00:34:57,041 I mean, I'm just trying to help. 469 00:34:57,124 --> 00:34:59,710 - I don't want our daughter like this. - Don't jinx it. 470 00:35:00,127 --> 00:35:03,506 I'm reminded of a time we were trying to pitch a client in Hawaii. 471 00:35:04,006 --> 00:35:07,218 And I was allergic to the leis. Oh, you're gonna love this story. 472 00:35:07,301 --> 00:35:09,930 Rachel, would you mind grabbing us another round at the bar? 473 00:35:10,013 --> 00:35:10,889 Thank you. 474 00:35:12,099 --> 00:35:14,684 - I love Hawaii. - Thank you, thank you. 475 00:35:14,767 --> 00:35:18,980 Sit back, relax, while the boys and I play another set. 476 00:35:19,231 --> 00:35:20,065 Hi. 477 00:35:20,565 --> 00:35:21,483 I'm Jeff. 478 00:35:22,317 --> 00:35:24,361 From Edmonton, Alberta. It's in Canada. 479 00:35:24,945 --> 00:35:27,532 Hi. Rachel. New York. 480 00:35:27,907 --> 00:35:29,324 New York, USA. 481 00:35:29,408 --> 00:35:30,951 I get that. I've been there. 482 00:35:31,368 --> 00:35:32,411 - Cool city. - Mm-hmm. 483 00:35:32,577 --> 00:35:33,787 Big. Big city. 484 00:35:33,870 --> 00:35:36,999 I was there for a stag party 10 years ago. You call them bachelor parties. 485 00:35:37,083 --> 00:35:37,959 - Mm-hmm. - It was fun. 486 00:35:38,042 --> 00:35:40,169 We went to a steak house. It was expensive. 487 00:35:40,253 --> 00:35:42,880 - Excuse me. - Um, what brings you on the cruise? 488 00:35:43,464 --> 00:35:46,384 You, uh, here with your family? Husband? Boyfriend? 489 00:35:47,176 --> 00:35:49,929 Girlfriend? Solo cruiser? Solo cruisin'? 490 00:35:50,263 --> 00:35:51,556 Can I get a round of drinks 491 00:35:51,639 --> 00:35:52,932 - for our group? - Yes, of course. 492 00:35:53,015 --> 00:35:55,978 - I'm... I'm here with my dad, actually. - Wow. 493 00:35:56,061 --> 00:35:57,020 That's amazing. 494 00:35:57,104 --> 00:36:00,023 I would only do that with my dad if it was his 200th birthday. 495 00:36:00,107 --> 00:36:02,442 I mean, like, a very special occasion. 496 00:36:02,651 --> 00:36:05,112 Actually, Jeff, if you can believe it, 497 00:36:05,195 --> 00:36:07,614 I was left at the altar a few days ago. 498 00:36:07,906 --> 00:36:10,993 Uh, and my dad, who I haven't seen since I was five years old, 499 00:36:11,076 --> 00:36:14,122 showed up to my wedding unannounced. We got drunk together the next night, 500 00:36:14,205 --> 00:36:17,666 and I dragged him on this cruise that was supposed to be my honeymoon. 501 00:36:21,337 --> 00:36:23,173 Pfft. That's fucked up. 502 00:36:26,593 --> 00:36:27,677 Well, I, uh... 503 00:36:28,636 --> 00:36:30,639 My wife left me a few months ago. 504 00:36:31,431 --> 00:36:34,058 And my sister brought me on this cruise to kind of... 505 00:36:34,642 --> 00:36:35,602 cheer me up. 506 00:36:35,685 --> 00:36:36,686 I guess it's working. 507 00:36:36,770 --> 00:36:38,396 I developed a mantra... 508 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,567 Well, I didn't develop it, I read it in a book. But it's this: 509 00:36:42,151 --> 00:36:45,613 "Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, today's a gift. 510 00:36:45,821 --> 00:36:47,489 That's why they call it the present." 511 00:36:47,572 --> 00:36:48,407 I've heard it. 512 00:36:48,491 --> 00:36:50,493 - Pretty good. You heard that? - Yeah. 513 00:36:50,576 --> 00:36:53,163 It's... it's a kind of... Like, it's a well known phrase. 514 00:36:53,246 --> 00:36:57,001 - Oh. I never heard it. I read it. - Oh, sexy rabbi alert. 515 00:36:57,835 --> 00:36:58,711 Ooh... 516 00:36:58,795 --> 00:37:01,047 Can you say "rebound"? 517 00:37:01,130 --> 00:37:02,130 Shirley. 518 00:37:02,464 --> 00:37:04,633 - Hello, chaps. - Oh, hello. 519 00:37:04,716 --> 00:37:06,010 - How you doing? - Good. 520 00:37:06,302 --> 00:37:08,054 I'm gonna get back to my dad. 521 00:37:08,137 --> 00:37:10,807 - Cool. - But we're leaving tomorrow, actually. 522 00:37:10,890 --> 00:37:13,059 So, maybe if I see you before then... 523 00:37:14,352 --> 00:37:18,439 we can, I don't know, hang out, live in the present... or something? 524 00:37:19,148 --> 00:37:20,525 Sure. Uh, yes. 525 00:37:20,608 --> 00:37:22,443 - Okay. All right. - I would love that. 526 00:37:22,527 --> 00:37:23,904 I'll... I'll find you. 527 00:37:24,571 --> 00:37:27,491 Yes, it's a trivia game show. Would you be... 528 00:37:27,574 --> 00:37:29,868 Rachel, you're back from flirting. Great. 529 00:37:29,952 --> 00:37:31,537 - This is Ginny. Love that name. - Mm-hmm. 530 00:37:31,787 --> 00:37:32,621 This is Ginny. 531 00:37:32,704 --> 00:37:34,706 She's the activities director on the cruise ship, 532 00:37:34,790 --> 00:37:35,999 and she has arranged for us 533 00:37:36,083 --> 00:37:38,335 to get into the sold-out Gigantic Game Show. 534 00:37:38,418 --> 00:37:41,004 You're gonna love it. It's task-oriented, just like work. 535 00:37:41,088 --> 00:37:42,549 So, guys, who's in? 536 00:37:42,632 --> 00:37:44,050 - Oh! The Taubmans are there. - Mm-hmm. 537 00:37:44,133 --> 00:37:45,510 - Oh, yep. Oh! - Mm-hmm. 538 00:37:45,593 --> 00:37:47,095 I love anything gigantic. 539 00:37:47,178 --> 00:37:49,304 Oh, I'm excited. 540 00:37:58,147 --> 00:37:59,984 I hope they pick Dan as a contestant. 541 00:38:00,067 --> 00:38:02,111 He is so good at trivia. 542 00:38:02,194 --> 00:38:04,612 I just learned that dealing with people's teeth, 543 00:38:04,696 --> 00:38:06,865 it's easier to distract them with trivia facts. 544 00:38:06,948 --> 00:38:09,159 - Ah. - Like, you got a cavity? It's okay. 545 00:38:09,243 --> 00:38:12,830 Worldwide, approximately 2.43 billion people got cavities. 546 00:38:12,913 --> 00:38:15,624 Does anybody brush their teeth anymore? 547 00:38:22,131 --> 00:38:24,675 Let me hear you! 548 00:38:24,758 --> 00:38:26,093 Come on! 549 00:38:26,176 --> 00:38:27,554 Yeah, all right! 550 00:38:35,436 --> 00:38:38,607 All right, I said, hello, everyone! 551 00:38:38,690 --> 00:38:40,275 Hello. 552 00:38:40,358 --> 00:38:41,318 Oh, I'm sorry. 553 00:38:41,401 --> 00:38:44,029 I didn't realize I was on the senior citizen cruise. 554 00:38:44,112 --> 00:38:45,531 I said, hello! 555 00:38:45,615 --> 00:38:48,618 - Hello! - That is so much better. 556 00:38:48,701 --> 00:38:51,536 All right, welcome to the Royal Caribbean's 557 00:38:51,786 --> 00:38:53,580 Gigantic Game Show. 558 00:38:53,663 --> 00:38:57,835 I am the host with the most, your friend from the West Coast, 559 00:38:57,919 --> 00:39:01,589 your lover, your guide, your dearest dear, Jimmy Deer! 560 00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:03,467 Ooh! You're too kind. 561 00:39:04,134 --> 00:39:06,177 This evening, we have quite a treat. 562 00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:10,848 Okay? We have a special, special edition of the Gigantic Game Show. 563 00:39:10,932 --> 00:39:13,436 I'm thrilled to announce that we will be playing... 564 00:39:13,519 --> 00:39:15,897 - The Honeymooners edition, right? - Ooh! 565 00:39:15,980 --> 00:39:18,441 Okay. That's right. We'll be getting our contestants 566 00:39:18,524 --> 00:39:20,945 from all you crazy lovebirds in the audience. 567 00:39:21,028 --> 00:39:23,029 Oh, look at that! Right on cue. 568 00:39:23,112 --> 00:39:25,365 My assistant Alexa. 569 00:39:25,823 --> 00:39:26,699 Okay. 570 00:39:26,991 --> 00:39:29,619 Contestant number one... Let's find a name. 571 00:39:29,702 --> 00:39:31,288 Random, right, Alexa? 572 00:39:32,039 --> 00:39:33,082 We have... 573 00:39:33,999 --> 00:39:35,834 Samantha Soren 574 00:39:35,918 --> 00:39:38,378 from Cherry Hill, New Jersey. 575 00:39:39,129 --> 00:39:42,383 - Nicholas Rea from Chicago. - Oh! 576 00:39:43,008 --> 00:39:45,594 Sadie Rogers, from Syracuse, New York. 577 00:39:45,928 --> 00:39:49,057 And finally, last but not least... 578 00:39:49,933 --> 00:39:53,310 - Rachel Hamilton from New York City. - Uh, hey. 579 00:39:53,394 --> 00:39:54,395 So sorry to interrupt, 580 00:39:54,478 --> 00:39:56,146 - but they just called your name. - What? 581 00:39:56,230 --> 00:39:58,817 They want you to go onstage. Harry, go with her. 582 00:39:58,900 --> 00:40:00,360 This is gonna be so funny. 583 00:40:00,443 --> 00:40:02,487 - I'll take pictures. - No, no, I'm not going onstage. 584 00:40:02,570 --> 00:40:03,780 You can pick someone else! 585 00:40:03,863 --> 00:40:05,448 Come on. Let's just do this. 586 00:40:05,532 --> 00:40:07,076 - What? That's so stupid. - Do it! 587 00:40:07,159 --> 00:40:09,494 Come on, Rachel! 588 00:40:09,577 --> 00:40:11,287 Come on down! 589 00:40:11,371 --> 00:40:12,664 - Funny story... - Okay? 590 00:40:12,747 --> 00:40:13,957 - Okay. - Uh-huh.Okay. 591 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:17,461 - I know that we can win. - I don't care if we win. 592 00:40:18,462 --> 00:40:19,296 How? 593 00:40:19,380 --> 00:40:21,298 All these newlywed games are the same. 594 00:40:21,716 --> 00:40:24,468 All the questions can be answered by a few set responses. 595 00:40:24,552 --> 00:40:25,678 That's not gonna work. 596 00:40:26,595 --> 00:40:29,265 Maybe it will, maybe it won't. But just in case... 597 00:40:29,598 --> 00:40:32,852 If it's a location, we say Hawaii. If it's a food, we say pizza. 598 00:40:32,936 --> 00:40:35,605 If it's an activity, it's... jumping jacks. 599 00:40:35,689 --> 00:40:37,524 If it's a color, we say black. 600 00:40:37,607 --> 00:40:40,109 - If it's a number, we say 22. - That's stupid. 601 00:40:40,860 --> 00:40:42,195 Hawaii, pizza, 602 00:40:42,279 --> 00:40:44,823 jumping jacks, black, 22! 603 00:40:44,906 --> 00:40:46,950 All right, here we go! 604 00:40:47,367 --> 00:40:49,411 Samantha, the question was... 605 00:40:49,494 --> 00:40:53,458 What were the women that Russ dated before you like? 606 00:40:54,958 --> 00:40:57,294 "Ugly skank whores!" 607 00:40:57,377 --> 00:41:00,089 Ooh, the triple threat of my heart. 608 00:41:00,173 --> 00:41:02,341 All right, Russ, let's see what your answer was. 609 00:41:02,425 --> 00:41:05,094 What were the women you dated before Samantha like? 610 00:41:06,012 --> 00:41:07,680 Loose! Ooh! 611 00:41:07,764 --> 00:41:09,391 Ooh! Not the same. 612 00:41:09,933 --> 00:41:12,060 Unfortunately, Russ and Samantha, 613 00:41:12,143 --> 00:41:14,979 if Rachel answers this question correctly, 614 00:41:15,229 --> 00:41:16,105 you are done. 615 00:41:16,522 --> 00:41:18,400 All right, Rachel. 616 00:41:18,734 --> 00:41:22,237 What were the women that Harry dated before you like? 617 00:41:25,865 --> 00:41:27,242 Black. 618 00:41:28,327 --> 00:41:30,245 That's an answer. Okay. 619 00:41:30,996 --> 00:41:32,122 Harry... 620 00:41:32,915 --> 00:41:34,667 To move to the next round... 621 00:41:35,335 --> 00:41:39,215 What were the women that you dated before Rachel like? 622 00:41:44,010 --> 00:41:46,305 We've got black! 623 00:41:46,388 --> 00:41:49,600 Holy moly! Moving on to the next round. 624 00:41:49,683 --> 00:41:53,229 Rachel, if you weren't on this cruise, you would be in... 625 00:41:55,732 --> 00:41:57,441 Neither one has a ring. No rings. 626 00:41:57,525 --> 00:41:59,276 - Oh, oh! I got one! - We got one ring! 627 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:00,277 Rachel's got a ring. 628 00:42:00,361 --> 00:42:02,696 Nicholas got one! 629 00:42:02,780 --> 00:42:05,408 Come on, Harry. Find that ring, or we're getting divorced. 630 00:42:05,492 --> 00:42:07,536 Ooh, Rachel means business. 631 00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:16,378 22 times a week. 632 00:42:16,461 --> 00:42:18,630 Wowee, that's a lotta whoopee! 633 00:42:18,713 --> 00:42:20,340 Seriously, how are they doing this? 634 00:42:22,301 --> 00:42:26,764 All right, Rachel... the glass is just a little bit higher. 635 00:42:26,848 --> 00:42:27,722 There you go. 636 00:42:28,014 --> 00:42:30,560 And now, to move on to the finals... 637 00:42:32,645 --> 00:42:35,481 Harry... what's your biggest fear? 638 00:42:36,691 --> 00:42:37,942 Is it pizza? 639 00:42:38,901 --> 00:42:40,529 Pizza! 640 00:42:42,072 --> 00:42:44,448 Can you believe this competition? 641 00:42:45,074 --> 00:42:47,368 Brad and Sadie, I've just been told... 642 00:42:47,910 --> 00:42:50,747 A new course record. Can you believe it? 643 00:42:50,831 --> 00:42:53,041 That should add years to your marriage, no doubt. 644 00:42:53,125 --> 00:42:55,669 Now, Harry... and Rachel. 645 00:42:56,003 --> 00:42:58,006 For the use of a private cabana... 646 00:42:58,463 --> 00:42:59,965 for the rest of this trip... 647 00:43:00,799 --> 00:43:03,343 you two must complete this course... 648 00:43:03,635 --> 00:43:05,095 in a world-record time, 649 00:43:05,179 --> 00:43:07,849 one minute and three seconds. How are you feeling? 650 00:43:07,932 --> 00:43:09,184 - Great. - Great. 651 00:43:09,726 --> 00:43:11,436 - Jazzed. - Jazzed and great. 652 00:43:11,519 --> 00:43:13,146 Those are adjectives. They used them. 653 00:43:13,229 --> 00:43:14,771 On your marks... 654 00:43:15,648 --> 00:43:16,566 Get set... 655 00:43:17,233 --> 00:43:18,234 Go! 656 00:43:23,406 --> 00:43:25,826 Rachel off to a huge, huge start. 657 00:43:25,910 --> 00:43:29,412 Harry is... not good at this. 658 00:43:29,495 --> 00:43:32,749 Harry! Come on! Pedal, pedal, pedal! What are you doing? 659 00:43:32,832 --> 00:43:33,709 Here I come. 660 00:43:34,126 --> 00:43:37,046 Breaking through the altar... Eighteen seconds. 661 00:43:37,129 --> 00:43:38,547 They gotta pick it up. 662 00:43:43,637 --> 00:43:46,305 Underhand? Better. Better strategy. 663 00:43:50,184 --> 00:43:52,103 - Come on. - I hate balloons. 664 00:43:52,187 --> 00:43:53,230 You're being a pussy! 665 00:43:53,313 --> 00:43:55,565 Into the Tunnel of Love at 36 seconds. 666 00:43:55,649 --> 00:43:59,028 Thirty-six seconds. How nervous are you two? Nervous! 667 00:44:02,949 --> 00:44:05,826 No, no, you have to fall backwards. It's a trust fall. 668 00:44:06,452 --> 00:44:08,996 - Audience, give her some support! - I got you. Trust me. 669 00:44:09,623 --> 00:44:12,292 Time... is... running... out! 670 00:44:12,501 --> 00:44:15,629 Second place walks the plank. 671 00:44:17,046 --> 00:44:20,592 Check the fucking clock! Let me check the clock! 672 00:44:20,801 --> 00:44:23,345 One minute and two seconds! 673 00:44:23,804 --> 00:44:25,305 Ladies and gentlemen, our winners... 674 00:44:25,973 --> 00:44:27,850 Rachel and Harry! 675 00:44:30,103 --> 00:44:31,436 Unbelievable. 676 00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:34,731 To the champions! 677 00:44:34,815 --> 00:44:37,026 My favorite newlyweds. 678 00:44:37,110 --> 00:44:38,111 Mazel tov! 679 00:44:38,194 --> 00:44:39,612 For you! 680 00:44:41,489 --> 00:44:43,283 Ooh, I love this song. 681 00:45:00,175 --> 00:45:01,218 up to the stage? 682 00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:03,554 Maybe "Sweet Caroline," huh? 683 00:45:04,138 --> 00:45:05,764 No, I don't think so. 684 00:45:11,103 --> 00:45:13,023 If I'd known you could get ice cream all the time, 685 00:45:13,106 --> 00:45:15,066 I would have taken a cruise a long time ago. 686 00:45:22,324 --> 00:45:24,034 It's... funny. 687 00:45:24,409 --> 00:45:25,410 Can I just... 688 00:45:25,493 --> 00:45:28,830 You know, you really talk about this Gabe a lot. 689 00:45:29,331 --> 00:45:30,249 Well... 690 00:45:31,334 --> 00:45:32,293 I spent... 691 00:45:32,918 --> 00:45:34,544 a lot of my life with him. 692 00:45:34,669 --> 00:45:37,005 Working with him. You know? 693 00:45:37,088 --> 00:45:40,885 He's divorced, too, so he and I kind of... kind of became... 694 00:45:40,968 --> 00:45:43,304 - my um... - He's your family. Got it. 695 00:45:56,984 --> 00:45:59,237 You know, I heard on the last night on the ship, 696 00:45:59,321 --> 00:46:01,490 they have a big karaoke competition. 697 00:46:01,573 --> 00:46:04,284 I hate to keep bringing him up, but if Gabe was here, he'd do it. 698 00:46:04,700 --> 00:46:06,035 What do you think? Want to try? 699 00:46:06,118 --> 00:46:08,914 No, we're leaving tomorrow. Remember? We're not gonna be here. 700 00:46:14,044 --> 00:46:16,381 - Hey! - Hey, hey! 701 00:46:16,464 --> 00:46:17,507 - Hi! - How's it going? 702 00:46:17,591 --> 00:46:19,760 - Good. - Hi. This ship is crazy, right? 703 00:46:19,842 --> 00:46:21,761 It's so big. How does it float, even? 704 00:46:21,844 --> 00:46:25,099 That's what I keep thinking, I don't know. Hi, uh, I'm Jeff Friedman. 705 00:46:25,182 --> 00:46:28,018 Uh, I met Rachel earlier. I'm from Edmonton, Alberta. Canada 706 00:46:28,102 --> 00:46:29,686 I'm a teacher. Nice to meet you. 707 00:46:32,856 --> 00:46:33,983 - Yes. - Okay. 708 00:46:34,067 --> 00:46:36,235 - Thank you. Yes. Uh, yeah. - Come here. 709 00:46:40,406 --> 00:46:41,698 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 710 00:46:41,782 --> 00:46:42,659 - Yeah. - Cheers. 711 00:46:42,742 --> 00:46:44,452 I was born in Saskatchewan. 712 00:46:44,536 --> 00:46:46,329 I moved to Edmonton in grade two, 713 00:46:46,413 --> 00:46:48,915 or second grade, as you guys call it. 714 00:46:51,125 --> 00:46:54,337 I just want to say, I'm... I'm sorry if I was forward before, 715 00:46:54,421 --> 00:46:56,756 you know, with Rachel. I just... 716 00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:58,091 Family therapy's my area, 717 00:46:58,174 --> 00:47:01,053 and I am fascinated by your relationship. 718 00:47:01,137 --> 00:47:04,140 I mean... the bond you two share despite all these years apart, 719 00:47:04,265 --> 00:47:05,599 - is incredible. - Mm. 720 00:47:05,683 --> 00:47:07,684 I only hope that we share something like that 721 00:47:07,767 --> 00:47:09,562 with our future imaginary child. 722 00:47:09,645 --> 00:47:10,604 We cheated. 723 00:47:10,813 --> 00:47:12,898 - What? - And, more importantly, 724 00:47:13,274 --> 00:47:15,693 she hates me. Frankly, I can't blame her. 725 00:47:15,776 --> 00:47:17,403 She doesn't want to know about me. 726 00:47:17,486 --> 00:47:19,823 She doesn't ask me anything. She's never even Googled me. 727 00:47:19,906 --> 00:47:21,949 And she doesn't want to know why I left. 728 00:47:22,032 --> 00:47:23,784 No, no, no, you gotta tell her, man. 729 00:47:23,868 --> 00:47:27,163 You gotta tell her. I'd want to know. I'd have to before starting over. 730 00:47:27,247 --> 00:47:28,457 - Tell her. - I've tried, 731 00:47:28,540 --> 00:47:30,500 but she's always on that phone of hers. 732 00:47:31,126 --> 00:47:34,129 Honestly, I'm starting to see why that son of a bitch Owen bailed on her. 733 00:47:34,212 --> 00:47:36,466 You know, Harry, I think you guys are a lot alike. 734 00:47:36,549 --> 00:47:37,424 I know. 735 00:47:37,507 --> 00:47:40,343 At first, I thought it was great, but I'm starting to think she's a jerk. 736 00:47:40,427 --> 00:47:42,762 Look, I've been a therapist now for four months. 737 00:47:42,846 --> 00:47:45,892 Okay? So I want to give you my professional opinion for free. 738 00:47:45,975 --> 00:47:47,768 You fucked up. 739 00:47:48,436 --> 00:47:50,104 You fucked her up. You fucked everything up, 740 00:47:50,188 --> 00:47:51,189 and it's all fucked. 741 00:47:51,272 --> 00:47:53,231 - So what are you gonna do? - Hmm. 742 00:47:53,315 --> 00:47:55,276 - It's all your fault. - Thank you. 743 00:47:56,152 --> 00:47:57,612 - You're welcome. - Okay. 744 00:47:57,904 --> 00:47:59,197 - Come here. - Yeah. 745 00:48:00,781 --> 00:48:02,200 That's just great. 746 00:48:04,495 --> 00:48:05,496 I'm going to bed. 747 00:48:51,253 --> 00:48:53,755 Yes, hello. This is Harry Hamilton. I... 748 00:48:55,464 --> 00:48:58,385 Yes. Yes, we are having a chance to reconnect. 749 00:48:59,219 --> 00:49:01,137 Thank you. It... it is wonderful. 750 00:49:01,304 --> 00:49:03,682 Listen, may I ask you a favor? 751 00:49:03,765 --> 00:49:06,226 Is it possible to connect to another passenger? 752 00:49:06,852 --> 00:49:08,229 To their room? 753 00:49:08,312 --> 00:49:10,313 Yeah, it's, um, uh, Jeff. 754 00:49:11,439 --> 00:49:14,109 Jeff from Canada... uh... 755 00:49:14,526 --> 00:49:19,365 Freya... Fried... Fried, Fried... stein, Friedrick... Friedman! 756 00:49:19,448 --> 00:49:22,660 Yeah, that's it. Thank you. 757 00:49:26,330 --> 00:49:28,958 Come on. Answer the phone. Come on. 758 00:49:42,889 --> 00:49:47,936 Two seventy-six. No, 274. No, two 276... 236. 759 00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,647 Rachel. Rachel! 760 00:49:53,067 --> 00:49:54,736 Rachel! It's Dad! 761 00:49:55,403 --> 00:49:58,739 Hey! I don't know who the fuck Rachel is, but it doesn't seem like she's here. 762 00:49:58,822 --> 00:50:02,035 Will you keep it down? Hey, you're Harry from the game show. 763 00:50:02,118 --> 00:50:04,579 Rachel! 764 00:50:04,871 --> 00:50:06,956 - Hey. - Hi. Listen... 765 00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:10,419 Uh, Rachel didn't come back. I'm worried about her. Have you seen her? 766 00:50:10,502 --> 00:50:13,254 You hear stories about people falling overboard off these ships. 767 00:50:13,379 --> 00:50:15,381 Oh, my God, Harry. You're insane. 768 00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:17,216 What are you do... Ugh. 769 00:50:17,675 --> 00:50:19,511 - Thank you. - Yeah, great to... Yeah. 770 00:50:19,595 --> 00:50:21,013 - Yeah. Okay. Great. - Good hanging. 771 00:50:21,096 --> 00:50:22,723 How was I supposed to know you were doing that 772 00:50:22,806 --> 00:50:24,391 instead of hanging off of the ship? 773 00:50:24,475 --> 00:50:25,768 - I was worried about you. - Why? 774 00:50:25,851 --> 00:50:27,520 You haven't been worried for 26 years. 775 00:50:27,853 --> 00:50:29,772 I am sorry, okay? 776 00:50:29,855 --> 00:50:33,108 I got overprotective, but you don't do that! 777 00:50:33,192 --> 00:50:35,736 You leave somebody waiting, wondering... 778 00:50:36,363 --> 00:50:37,197 worried! 779 00:50:37,822 --> 00:50:39,616 We don't even know who this Jeff guy is. 780 00:50:39,699 --> 00:50:41,951 Maybe he's some kind of a rapist or a murderer. 781 00:50:42,285 --> 00:50:44,953 I was being protective. Rachel! 782 00:50:45,914 --> 00:50:47,290 You said you don't do that? 783 00:50:47,540 --> 00:50:49,334 Ooh, you don't do that. 784 00:50:49,417 --> 00:50:51,294 Oh, you know what else you don't do, Harry? 785 00:50:51,378 --> 00:50:53,171 You don't leave your family. 786 00:50:53,505 --> 00:50:56,634 Okay? And you don't get to come looking for me 787 00:50:56,717 --> 00:51:00,095 in the middle of the night after not looking for me my entire life. 788 00:51:00,387 --> 00:51:01,347 - Okay? - Fine! 789 00:51:01,764 --> 00:51:03,725 But we are in a strange place. 790 00:51:04,184 --> 00:51:06,978 You don't know this guy. I didn't want him to take advantage of you. 791 00:51:07,062 --> 00:51:09,314 Taking advantage of me? Do you mean having sex with me? 792 00:51:09,398 --> 00:51:12,150 - I don't want to hear this. - You don't want to hear it? You're gonna. 793 00:51:12,234 --> 00:51:15,278 Because he had sex with me. Big-time. And I loved it. 794 00:51:15,362 --> 00:51:16,613 All three times. 795 00:51:17,155 --> 00:51:20,033 You don't like that? You don't like that I am a human being 796 00:51:20,117 --> 00:51:22,870 who can have sex whenever I want? Well, news flash, Harry. 797 00:51:22,995 --> 00:51:25,957 I've been fucking since I was 17. I'm not gonna stop, 'cause I enjoy it. 798 00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:28,292 - I'm not hearing this. - No, Harry, we're bonding. 799 00:51:28,376 --> 00:51:31,587 We're bonding, just like you wanted. We're sharing like best friends. 800 00:51:31,671 --> 00:51:33,840 Am I making you uncomfortable? Are you uncomfortable? 801 00:51:33,923 --> 00:51:35,675 Well, guess what? I don't care! 802 00:52:06,583 --> 00:52:08,334 Yo. 803 00:52:08,752 --> 00:52:09,961 - Rachel. - Oh. 804 00:52:10,044 --> 00:52:11,337 - Good to see you. - Yep. 805 00:52:11,421 --> 00:52:12,255 Yeah. 806 00:52:12,338 --> 00:52:14,507 I have good news, I hope. Um... 807 00:52:14,591 --> 00:52:17,552 I heard you flight wasn't till tonight, and you're gonna go on the hike. 808 00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:19,512 so I asked if I could switch into your group, 809 00:52:19,596 --> 00:52:21,347 - and they said yes. - Oh. 810 00:52:21,431 --> 00:52:22,390 - Is that cool? - Yeah. 811 00:52:22,474 --> 00:52:23,683 - Mm-hmm. Great. - Great. Cool. 812 00:52:23,767 --> 00:52:24,810 - Hi. - Hi. 813 00:52:24,894 --> 00:52:26,103 - I'm Jeff. - Hi. 814 00:52:26,187 --> 00:52:27,146 - Hi Jeff. - What's up? 815 00:52:27,229 --> 00:52:30,858 - Uh, I'm, uh, Rachel's... uh, ship friend. - Friend. 816 00:52:30,941 --> 00:52:32,567 She fucked him. 817 00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:34,278 - Mm-hmm. - We met on this ship... 818 00:52:35,321 --> 00:52:38,407 and we're friends. So I'm gonna be hiking with you guys. 819 00:52:38,491 --> 00:52:41,410 So that's exciting. Gotta work off these pancakes, right? 820 00:52:41,494 --> 00:52:42,369 How good were those? 821 00:52:42,453 --> 00:52:44,247 - You try the boysenberry stuff? - Yeah. 822 00:52:44,331 --> 00:52:45,207 That was good. 823 00:52:45,499 --> 00:52:46,458 It's... 824 00:52:50,503 --> 00:52:52,422 So I'll see you guys, uh, in the van. 825 00:52:52,631 --> 00:52:54,174 - Uh, super psyched! - Great. Thank you. 826 00:52:54,257 --> 00:52:55,133 Good to see you. Yes. 827 00:52:55,217 --> 00:52:57,177 - Great to meet you, man. - Bye. 828 00:52:57,260 --> 00:52:58,345 See ya in the van. 829 00:52:58,929 --> 00:53:02,350 Rachel, can we get you some maple syrup, or, uh, did you have enough last night? 830 00:53:24,998 --> 00:53:28,169 I've kinda just been throwing myself into my work more than anything, 831 00:53:28,253 --> 00:53:30,171 and the kids are... they're... they're great. 832 00:53:30,296 --> 00:53:32,841 After the divorce, they all signed a card for me. 833 00:53:33,550 --> 00:53:36,385 Uh, some of them even said they would marry me. 834 00:53:36,511 --> 00:53:37,762 Which was funny. 835 00:53:37,846 --> 00:53:42,100 They're seven, so it was kind of weird, but... honestly, like... 836 00:53:42,350 --> 00:53:44,352 being here... in this country... 837 00:53:44,727 --> 00:53:45,980 and meeting all these people... 838 00:53:46,063 --> 00:53:47,815 It makes you realize that you have a new... 839 00:53:47,898 --> 00:53:49,607 like, a second chance at happiness. 840 00:53:49,691 --> 00:53:53,069 And that's... It's just so... It's... it's honestly exciting. Right, Rach? 841 00:53:53,236 --> 00:53:54,613 Sorry, can you pull over? 842 00:53:54,697 --> 00:53:58,117 Ooh... 843 00:53:58,701 --> 00:54:01,620 Ah. You did try those boysenberries. Nice. 844 00:54:02,413 --> 00:54:04,748 Yeah, mon. I have something to help that. 845 00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:10,254 Yeah, mon, that's smooth. 846 00:54:10,337 --> 00:54:12,298 It's my turn, thank you. 847 00:54:16,887 --> 00:54:19,681 Hey, now it's for her. To cure the nausea. 848 00:54:19,764 --> 00:54:20,598 Mm. 849 00:54:20,848 --> 00:54:23,685 - You sure? It'll make you feel better. - I feel fine. 850 00:54:23,768 --> 00:54:25,353 - You look gross. - What? 851 00:54:25,437 --> 00:54:29,566 I... I'm stoned, I'm not blind, okay? This girl needs to lighten up. 852 00:54:29,649 --> 00:54:31,402 She looks pretty light, personally. 853 00:54:31,903 --> 00:54:32,820 Thank you, Jeff. 854 00:54:36,740 --> 00:54:37,574 Give it to me. 855 00:54:45,458 --> 00:54:46,834 No, I'm okay. 856 00:54:46,918 --> 00:54:50,505 - Come on. It's Jamaica, man. - I've never smoked in my entire life. 857 00:54:50,589 --> 00:54:52,089 And I'm pretty proud of it. 858 00:54:52,173 --> 00:54:53,257 - Good for you. - Thank you. 859 00:54:53,341 --> 00:54:55,343 - I gotta set a good example for the kids. - Ah... 860 00:54:55,426 --> 00:54:56,928 Everybody ready to go? 861 00:54:57,011 --> 00:54:58,805 Yeah, mon! Okay! 862 00:54:58,889 --> 00:55:00,724 Come on. 863 00:55:00,807 --> 00:55:02,893 Look at those rocks, how pretty they are. 864 00:55:04,144 --> 00:55:06,647 Are we going to be back in time to make our flight? 865 00:55:07,064 --> 00:55:09,524 Watch your step. 866 00:55:10,692 --> 00:55:14,321 There's a place that makes smoothies. So good, with fresh vegetables. 867 00:55:14,863 --> 00:55:17,075 Uh, I go visit my nieces. 868 00:55:17,158 --> 00:55:19,494 What do you do on an average Saturday? 869 00:55:19,619 --> 00:55:21,245 Saturday... uh... 870 00:55:21,371 --> 00:55:24,707 I'm usually pretty hungover from the night before, taking clients out. 871 00:55:24,791 --> 00:55:26,793 Oh, you, uh... you drink a lot. 872 00:55:27,210 --> 00:55:28,211 Yeah, usually. 873 00:55:29,712 --> 00:55:32,006 Thank you, Harry. Thank you. 874 00:55:32,382 --> 00:55:33,383 Thanks, Har. 875 00:55:35,844 --> 00:55:36,762 I got it. 876 00:55:42,100 --> 00:55:44,437 Here you go. I picked this for you. 877 00:55:45,021 --> 00:55:46,106 - Oh. - Thanks. 878 00:55:46,231 --> 00:55:48,066 Don't touch that, that's poison oak. 879 00:55:48,149 --> 00:55:51,069 Man, getting high and hiking. Who thought of it? 880 00:55:56,116 --> 00:55:57,784 Okay. I got another one. 881 00:55:57,867 --> 00:55:59,786 - Go ahead. - Why is it hard to play cards 882 00:55:59,869 --> 00:56:00,746 in the jungle? 883 00:56:00,830 --> 00:56:02,748 - Why? - There's too many cheetahs. 884 00:56:02,832 --> 00:56:06,002 That's good! 885 00:56:06,085 --> 00:56:08,045 Don't say that shit while I'm smoking. 886 00:56:08,129 --> 00:56:09,672 You're gonna kill me. 887 00:56:12,675 --> 00:56:14,760 I'm not stoned, and that's funny. 888 00:56:14,844 --> 00:56:16,595 Honey... 889 00:56:16,679 --> 00:56:19,683 We're almost there. 890 00:56:23,395 --> 00:56:24,562 We made it! 891 00:56:27,273 --> 00:56:29,276 - Amazing! - Look at the water! 892 00:56:29,359 --> 00:56:31,153 - Beautiful! - I'm going in! 893 00:56:31,236 --> 00:56:33,321 - So slippery! - You can climb behind the fall 894 00:56:33,405 --> 00:56:36,241 over that way and jump or you can just go in right here. 895 00:56:39,536 --> 00:56:40,662 Not too bad! 896 00:56:49,547 --> 00:56:51,215 Here I come. Catch me! 897 00:56:51,382 --> 00:56:54,845 - You gonna take a swim? - Uh, yeah. I just wanna send one email. 898 00:56:54,928 --> 00:56:57,472 I didn't realize we'd have such great service out here. 899 00:56:59,015 --> 00:56:59,891 What the... 900 00:57:01,184 --> 00:57:04,271 Harry, what the fuck? Why did you do that? 901 00:57:04,438 --> 00:57:05,397 Okay. 902 00:57:06,398 --> 00:57:07,399 Oh... 903 00:57:09,943 --> 00:57:11,110 I'm comin' in! 904 00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:15,991 - What were you thinking? - I'll be honest, I wasn't thinking. 905 00:57:16,075 --> 00:57:18,535 Maybe it wasn't the best idea, but I'm worried about you. 906 00:57:18,619 --> 00:57:21,748 Look at this place. It's beautiful. And you're sending e-mails! 907 00:57:21,831 --> 00:57:24,334 That's my phone! I have important shit on there! 908 00:57:24,417 --> 00:57:25,960 I think we should stay on the cruise. 909 00:57:26,043 --> 00:57:28,337 Ugh! I don't really care what you think. 910 00:57:28,420 --> 00:57:30,339 You go on back to New York. Go ahead. 911 00:57:30,631 --> 00:57:32,675 Get back to your job, start making a lot of money. 912 00:57:32,759 --> 00:57:34,844 But all the Owens out there, they'll keep leaving you. 913 00:57:34,928 --> 00:57:36,387 It is not my fault Owen left! 914 00:57:36,471 --> 00:57:39,432 Nor do I care. And I don't need you or anyone else worrying about me. 915 00:57:39,516 --> 00:57:41,518 What are you going to do when you get back? 916 00:57:41,601 --> 00:57:44,521 Are you going to go on pretending you're still fine with what happened? 917 00:57:44,896 --> 00:57:48,316 You can't admit that all this is fucking crazy, huh? 918 00:57:49,735 --> 00:57:52,738 I found it! 919 00:57:54,990 --> 00:57:57,785 For some insane technological reason... 920 00:57:58,786 --> 00:57:59,745 it still works. 921 00:58:01,122 --> 00:58:02,123 Excuse me. 922 00:58:02,206 --> 00:58:05,626 - Is that a sea turtle? - Oh, wow! Probably! 923 00:58:20,893 --> 00:58:22,353 - How's it going? - Huh? 924 00:58:22,812 --> 00:58:26,108 I, uh, I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 925 00:58:26,441 --> 00:58:29,986 You know, you're, uh... You're the first person I've been with 926 00:58:30,069 --> 00:58:31,737 since I got divorced and... 927 00:58:32,864 --> 00:58:34,825 I think I maybe like... uh... 928 00:58:35,617 --> 00:58:36,660 got swept up in it 929 00:58:36,743 --> 00:58:40,289 and built it into something that it wasn't, and uh... 930 00:58:40,622 --> 00:58:42,207 I invited myself on this hike, 931 00:58:42,291 --> 00:58:45,627 and If I made it uncomfortable, I apologize. 932 00:58:45,711 --> 00:58:48,714 Fine. I'm... I'm really sorry. 933 00:58:49,131 --> 00:58:51,926 - I didn't mean to lead you on. - No. You don't have to be sorry. 934 00:58:52,010 --> 00:58:56,347 And I really... I really hope that, you know, you work things out 935 00:58:57,015 --> 00:58:58,183 with your dad and all that. 936 00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:00,852 Thanks. Thanks. 937 00:59:01,895 --> 00:59:02,770 Okay. 938 00:59:03,354 --> 00:59:05,690 Well, uh... I'm gonna go for a swim. 939 00:59:13,407 --> 00:59:15,116 He really did it! 940 00:59:17,827 --> 00:59:20,247 All right! All right! 941 00:59:38,850 --> 00:59:40,143 Mm... 942 00:59:47,817 --> 00:59:49,611 When I was young... 943 00:59:50,695 --> 00:59:53,031 I had a vision of how my life was gonna be. 944 00:59:53,865 --> 00:59:55,034 Top of my field... 945 00:59:55,993 --> 00:59:57,828 Fancy dinners, corporate cards. 946 00:59:58,704 --> 00:59:59,622 All of it. 947 01:00:01,414 --> 01:00:03,291 I never saw myself with a family. 948 01:00:05,419 --> 01:00:06,921 And then you came along. 949 01:00:09,590 --> 01:00:11,008 And I was only 24. 950 01:00:13,178 --> 01:00:15,389 I quit work for the first few years. 951 01:00:17,431 --> 01:00:18,307 You were... 952 01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:25,774 the sun in the morning and the moon at night. 953 01:00:30,488 --> 01:00:31,948 But something was missing. 954 01:00:33,366 --> 01:00:35,618 I started feeling like the dad who was around physically, 955 01:00:35,702 --> 01:00:37,996 but wishing he was somewhere else, and... 956 01:00:38,162 --> 01:00:39,831 I didn't want to be that guy. 957 01:00:40,457 --> 01:00:42,876 Your mom and I decided I should go back to work. 958 01:00:44,128 --> 01:00:45,629 Then after a while, with... 959 01:00:46,588 --> 01:00:47,588 the trips away... 960 01:00:48,715 --> 01:00:50,634 it started to feel like a release. 961 01:00:50,884 --> 01:00:52,177 Not from you, but... 962 01:00:53,762 --> 01:00:56,390 from the version of myself that wasn't very happy. 963 01:01:02,522 --> 01:01:04,732 So that's it? You... you couldn't come visit? 964 01:01:04,815 --> 01:01:06,817 You had to disappear completely? 965 01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:13,616 I guess you were too young to remember. I came back every week. 966 01:01:15,452 --> 01:01:16,287 But... 967 01:01:20,373 --> 01:01:21,624 ...every time... 968 01:01:24,085 --> 01:01:26,589 we had to say goodbye, it got harder and harder. 969 01:01:26,672 --> 01:01:29,425 You were... you were better without me there. 970 01:01:31,010 --> 01:01:31,927 And, uh... 971 01:01:34,013 --> 01:01:35,723 Finally, I just didn't come back. 972 01:01:38,559 --> 01:01:39,560 Sorry. 973 01:01:43,148 --> 01:01:44,691 I really, really am so sorry. 974 01:01:45,859 --> 01:01:49,071 It was the biggest mistake of my life. 975 01:03:04,484 --> 01:03:06,486 I did have a really good childhood. 976 01:03:10,906 --> 01:03:12,908 Mom made it seem completely normal... 977 01:03:14,077 --> 01:03:15,620 for it to just be me and her. 978 01:03:17,414 --> 01:03:20,083 And obviously, I Googled you. I mean... 979 01:03:23,587 --> 01:03:25,922 Before the Internet, I looked you up in... 980 01:03:26,798 --> 01:03:30,886 every phone book and every memory box, in Mom's closet, and... 981 01:03:33,139 --> 01:03:36,726 I wrote you... so many letters that I didn't ever send. 982 01:03:39,686 --> 01:03:42,899 I even prank called you a couple times. 983 01:03:42,982 --> 01:03:45,693 Maybe a lot of times, like... around 1994. 984 01:03:45,776 --> 01:03:48,654 Oh. 985 01:03:50,532 --> 01:03:52,493 Fuck it. Let's just stay. 986 01:03:53,826 --> 01:03:55,828 - Really? - Yeah. Really. 987 01:03:56,996 --> 01:03:58,540 I have the time off work. 988 01:03:59,750 --> 01:04:02,211 And, let's be honest, I could use it. 989 01:04:03,086 --> 01:04:05,088 - I'm going to go for a swim... - Ah. 990 01:04:06,089 --> 01:04:07,007 Nice idea. 991 01:04:12,888 --> 01:04:16,309 Oh, yeah! Go! 992 01:04:16,434 --> 01:04:17,519 Yes! 993 01:04:19,437 --> 01:04:22,273 - Get your butt down here, Harry! - No, no! 994 01:04:22,649 --> 01:04:25,568 - I'll meet you down there. - Come on, Harry! Don't be a baby! 995 01:04:25,652 --> 01:04:27,195 Yeah! Don't feel pressured! 996 01:04:27,278 --> 01:04:28,905 - Fuck it! - It's really hard! 997 01:04:28,988 --> 01:04:31,157 Harry, don't do it! 998 01:04:31,241 --> 01:04:34,328 - Come on, Harry! - Let's go! Come on, Harry! 999 01:04:34,411 --> 01:04:36,121 Come on! 1000 01:04:55,183 --> 01:04:57,726 Sorry, the humidity was making my hair 1001 01:04:57,810 --> 01:04:58,936 into a shag carpet. 1002 01:05:00,312 --> 01:05:01,189 Looks fine. 1003 01:05:11,826 --> 01:05:12,785 Here they are. 1004 01:05:12,868 --> 01:05:15,288 - Hello, you all. - Oh, hey! 1005 01:05:15,371 --> 01:05:17,498 You clean up nicely. 1006 01:05:18,374 --> 01:05:20,377 I like your dress. Very nice. 1007 01:05:34,349 --> 01:05:37,812 If I get it, I would basically be second in charge at the company. 1008 01:05:37,895 --> 01:05:41,399 And I would be managing all the face-to-face with the clients 1009 01:05:41,482 --> 01:05:43,150 on a very personal level. You know, 1010 01:05:43,233 --> 01:05:45,819 traveling to see them a lot, entertaining them when they're in town, 1011 01:05:45,902 --> 01:05:48,990 and, uh, translating all their needs to our team. 1012 01:05:49,073 --> 01:05:50,158 It's a big deal. 1013 01:05:50,241 --> 01:05:51,326 Ooh. Sounds good. 1014 01:05:51,409 --> 01:05:52,702 - Wish me luck. - To Rachel. 1015 01:05:52,785 --> 01:05:55,079 - To Rachel. - You got it. 1016 01:06:29,198 --> 01:06:30,366 - Ready? - To friendship. 1017 01:06:30,449 --> 01:06:32,077 - Friendship! - Hold it. One more! 1018 01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:33,745 - Whoa! One more! One more! - One more! 1019 01:06:33,828 --> 01:06:34,704 Thank you. 1020 01:06:34,788 --> 01:06:37,248 All right, down the hatch! 1021 01:06:38,875 --> 01:06:41,462 I love this song! 1022 01:06:41,545 --> 01:06:42,588 - Ah! - Me too, me too! 1023 01:06:42,672 --> 01:06:43,755 - Let's go dance. - Over here. 1024 01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:45,340 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 1025 01:06:45,423 --> 01:06:47,550 Now listen, I know you said no to this before, 1026 01:06:47,634 --> 01:06:51,263 but don't you really want to be the Royal Caribbean Karaoke Queen? 1027 01:06:51,931 --> 01:06:53,474 - No! - I thought... 1028 01:06:54,558 --> 01:06:57,228 this could be something we both enjoy and do it together. 1029 01:06:57,311 --> 01:06:58,563 What do you think? 1030 01:06:59,689 --> 01:07:02,400 If I say yes, will you please let me dance? 1031 01:07:02,942 --> 01:07:05,152 - Yes? - Okay! I will karaoke with you! 1032 01:07:05,236 --> 01:07:07,239 On the last night. Okay? 1033 01:07:42,818 --> 01:07:44,696 I don't like this. I don't like this! 1034 01:07:49,074 --> 01:07:52,077 - Wait, they went back upstate to the farm? - Yeah. 1035 01:07:52,203 --> 01:07:54,748 Did they say who they were gonna with before they left? 1036 01:07:54,831 --> 01:07:57,834 No, they said that they were going to meditate on it. 1037 01:07:57,917 --> 01:08:03,173 No, no. Then we just have to let them meditate on it for a bit. 1038 01:08:03,298 --> 01:08:05,008 What are you gonna do, right? 1039 01:08:05,091 --> 01:08:07,886 - If I were there, I would drive upstate... - But you're not here, 1040 01:08:07,969 --> 01:08:09,929 - and that's okay. - I know. I know I'm not there. 1041 01:08:10,013 --> 01:08:11,849 Hey. How's it going with your dad? 1042 01:08:11,932 --> 01:08:12,767 It's... 1043 01:08:13,601 --> 01:08:14,560 Uh... 1044 01:08:16,061 --> 01:08:16,936 It's better. 1045 01:08:41,171 --> 01:08:42,714 I don't know... I... 1046 01:08:42,798 --> 01:08:44,716 - I think it's a little on the nose. - Agreed. 1047 01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:47,053 Yeah. We'll just find a better song. 1048 01:08:47,761 --> 01:08:50,138 - Okay. - Hey, can we see that book again? 1049 01:08:58,689 --> 01:09:00,858 - Why not? - Do you know what this song is about? 1050 01:09:00,942 --> 01:09:02,026 Piña coladas. 1051 01:09:02,693 --> 01:09:04,445 - It's about cheating. - What? 1052 01:09:04,529 --> 01:09:06,781 This guy places a personal ad 1053 01:09:06,864 --> 01:09:08,866 because things aren't going well with his wife, 1054 01:09:08,950 --> 01:09:11,077 but his wife ends up answering the personal ad, 1055 01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:13,413 because she was thinking of cheating as well. 1056 01:09:13,997 --> 01:09:16,124 - I had no idea. - Yeah. 1057 01:09:16,208 --> 01:09:19,126 Well, I always thought it was about piña coladas. 1058 01:09:19,252 --> 01:09:20,336 That's sad. 1059 01:09:20,711 --> 01:09:22,213 - Let's pick another one. - Okay. 1060 01:09:22,297 --> 01:09:23,757 May we see that book again, please? 1061 01:09:34,643 --> 01:09:37,646 Make sure you just do your shoulders and your arms are relaxed. 1062 01:09:37,729 --> 01:09:39,606 - I know. I know. - And you just... You just... 1063 01:09:39,690 --> 01:09:43,152 - I know how to play mini-golf. Okay? - Okay. Fine. Fine. Go ahead. 1064 01:09:47,365 --> 01:09:49,577 - Oh, what happened there? - Okay, well... 1065 01:09:49,659 --> 01:09:52,078 - It's because you're in my ear. - Because I'm watching? I know. 1066 01:09:52,161 --> 01:09:54,539 - I'm going to stand here. Go ahead. - Watch, just stop talking. 1067 01:10:26,449 --> 01:10:27,283 Whoo! 1068 01:10:30,411 --> 01:10:32,079 Oh! Hold on. I'll be right there. 1069 01:10:54,478 --> 01:10:56,229 Mm, this is nice. 1070 01:10:57,147 --> 01:10:58,148 It is, isn't it? 1071 01:11:00,943 --> 01:11:03,655 Maybe Owen wasn't such a fucker after all. 1072 01:11:04,155 --> 01:11:05,490 This was his idea. 1073 01:11:11,204 --> 01:11:13,331 I think maybe I'm an asshole. 1074 01:11:13,414 --> 01:11:17,126 Owen and I dated in college, and we eventually broke up and lost touch. 1075 01:11:17,210 --> 01:11:20,839 And then, I met up with Owen again three months after my mom died. 1076 01:11:20,923 --> 01:11:22,966 Three months after that, he proposed... 1077 01:11:24,258 --> 01:11:25,468 and I said yes... 1078 01:11:27,595 --> 01:11:30,057 because he felt familiar. 1079 01:11:30,975 --> 01:11:32,726 Because he felt like family. 1080 01:11:34,311 --> 01:11:35,646 And I did not... 1081 01:11:36,146 --> 01:11:37,649 want to end up alone... 1082 01:11:38,732 --> 01:11:39,733 the way she did. 1083 01:11:45,489 --> 01:11:47,993 I was in a cab when she died... 1084 01:11:48,326 --> 01:11:50,412 because I had a meeting that ran long. 1085 01:11:53,622 --> 01:11:54,707 She was alone... 1086 01:11:56,960 --> 01:11:57,961 again. 1087 01:12:02,882 --> 01:12:04,259 I'm sorry. 1088 01:12:06,721 --> 01:12:09,347 I just never should have said yes to Owen. 1089 01:12:09,431 --> 01:12:10,390 That's all. 1090 01:12:11,516 --> 01:12:13,936 Fear of loneliness is a very powerful thing. 1091 01:12:24,115 --> 01:12:25,240 Thank you. 1092 01:12:26,491 --> 01:12:29,911 I'm gonna run outside for just one sec. 1093 01:12:30,704 --> 01:12:33,124 That was really fun. I'll meet you back in the room? 1094 01:12:34,667 --> 01:12:36,502 We're going to win this thing, Harry. 1095 01:12:37,503 --> 01:12:39,714 Are you serious? Well, that can't be. 1096 01:12:40,715 --> 01:12:42,091 A debt collector? 1097 01:12:42,967 --> 01:12:43,801 Well... 1098 01:12:44,385 --> 01:12:46,262 Are you sure they called looking for me? 1099 01:12:49,892 --> 01:12:50,893 Bankrupt? 1100 01:12:53,228 --> 01:12:56,314 Well, I don't care if I'm his daughter, I'm not bailing him out. 1101 01:12:56,564 --> 01:12:57,899 Motherfucker! 1102 01:12:59,109 --> 01:13:00,486 I gotta call you back. 1103 01:13:04,782 --> 01:13:06,992 I'm not sure why they even have these on a cruise ship. 1104 01:13:07,076 --> 01:13:08,411 What do you think? I got you one. 1105 01:13:08,495 --> 01:13:10,538 - Did you charge that to the room? - What? 1106 01:13:10,622 --> 01:13:13,415 Because I just got a call telling me that you're fucking bankrupt. 1107 01:13:13,499 --> 01:13:15,751 - You came here because you need money? - No. 1108 01:13:16,210 --> 01:13:18,088 Progressive Collection Services 1109 01:13:18,171 --> 01:13:20,840 in Los Angeles just called my office looking for me. 1110 01:13:20,924 --> 01:13:23,384 Your bankruptcy payments are late. Because I'm your daughter, 1111 01:13:23,468 --> 01:13:26,805 they wanted to know where I was. Okay. Is that why you came to find me? 1112 01:13:26,888 --> 01:13:28,681 Because you wanted to get me before they did? 1113 01:13:29,265 --> 01:13:30,558 I can't believe I trusted you. 1114 01:13:30,642 --> 01:13:33,061 Oh, my God, I'm so stupid. I want you out of my room. 1115 01:13:33,353 --> 01:13:35,147 You are a selfish, cold-hearted, 1116 01:13:35,481 --> 01:13:36,774 - horrible human being. - Rachel. 1117 01:13:36,857 --> 01:13:39,235 Was it not enough you left me when I was five? 1118 01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:40,778 Now you're trying to steal my money. 1119 01:13:40,861 --> 01:13:43,572 - Is all you want to do hurt me? - No! 1120 01:13:43,656 --> 01:13:45,825 Oh, my God. Know what? You can stay. Stay. 1121 01:13:45,908 --> 01:13:47,451 I'm gonna sleep with Jim and Steve, 1122 01:13:47,535 --> 01:13:49,870 - and there's no way... - Stop talking for two seconds! 1123 01:13:49,954 --> 01:13:51,789 - In fact... - Gabe is dead! 1124 01:13:58,712 --> 01:13:59,630 What? 1125 01:14:00,631 --> 01:14:02,801 He died. Two months ago. 1126 01:14:06,263 --> 01:14:08,473 I promise you, I'm not after your money. 1127 01:14:09,766 --> 01:14:11,769 Yes, I'm bankrupt. 1128 01:14:12,812 --> 01:14:16,523 And I owe a fair amount. But I promise you, I'm dealing with it. 1129 01:14:17,566 --> 01:14:19,025 That was not why I came to find you. 1130 01:14:19,109 --> 01:14:21,571 I am sorry. They should never have called you. 1131 01:14:38,256 --> 01:14:39,382 My best friend died. 1132 01:14:42,218 --> 01:14:44,261 He was all I had in the world, and... 1133 01:14:45,262 --> 01:14:46,221 now I'm alone. 1134 01:14:47,557 --> 01:14:49,100 So I came looking for you. 1135 01:14:49,601 --> 01:14:53,188 I'm sorry. That's not fair to you, but... that is the truth. 1136 01:14:55,398 --> 01:14:57,151 Why didn't you tell me that sooner? 1137 01:14:57,234 --> 01:14:59,777 I... I wanted to, but... 1138 01:14:59,903 --> 01:15:03,281 ...you were going through your own stuff, anyway and... 1139 01:15:04,324 --> 01:15:05,409 Well, honestly... 1140 01:15:05,534 --> 01:15:09,205 being with you, it was nice just to forget about everything that happened. 1141 01:15:13,459 --> 01:15:14,711 So that's Gabe? 1142 01:15:19,757 --> 01:15:21,300 What happened to him? 1143 01:15:28,391 --> 01:15:29,976 He was always the organized one. 1144 01:15:31,393 --> 01:15:33,146 We traveled around the world for business, 1145 01:15:33,230 --> 01:15:35,857 and he would make sure we got where we were going, 1146 01:15:35,941 --> 01:15:37,943 and when we were supposed to get there. 1147 01:15:38,860 --> 01:15:40,863 He'd look after the details, you know. 1148 01:15:43,032 --> 01:15:44,867 Then he started making mistakes. 1149 01:15:47,661 --> 01:15:49,162 He'd get confused and... 1150 01:15:50,831 --> 01:15:51,916 repeat himself. 1151 01:15:53,834 --> 01:15:56,796 When the doctors told us it was early-onset Alzheimer's, 1152 01:15:58,005 --> 01:15:59,007 we were... 1153 01:15:59,841 --> 01:16:01,634 He was just 52 years old. 1154 01:16:05,137 --> 01:16:08,934 We'd lost most of our clients by then, because of the mistakes and... 1155 01:16:11,103 --> 01:16:13,605 he didn't have any family to look after him. 1156 01:16:16,776 --> 01:16:17,901 So I quit working... 1157 01:16:19,152 --> 01:16:20,654 and moved him in with me. 1158 01:16:22,030 --> 01:16:24,992 Eventually, I couldn't look after him alone anymore. 1159 01:16:25,534 --> 01:16:28,121 Had to hire some help, and that's where the money went. 1160 01:16:30,832 --> 01:16:31,791 Anyway... 1161 01:16:32,250 --> 01:16:35,920 I was gonna spread his ashes in New York, 'cause that's where he's from. 1162 01:16:38,047 --> 01:16:39,215 So, he was... 1163 01:16:40,633 --> 01:16:43,344 with me that night when we, you know... 1164 01:16:44,054 --> 01:16:47,641 So, along he came. I figured... 1165 01:16:48,266 --> 01:16:50,101 the Caribbean was nicer anyway. 1166 01:16:53,647 --> 01:16:55,065 Wow. 1167 01:17:06,786 --> 01:17:08,788 Sorry, I don't know what to say. 1168 01:17:09,748 --> 01:17:11,375 I don't want your money. 1169 01:17:12,376 --> 01:17:13,627 I sold my house, 1170 01:17:13,836 --> 01:17:16,547 and I'm just waiting on some paperwork to go through, and... 1171 01:17:16,630 --> 01:17:17,965 I've even started packing up. 1172 01:17:18,049 --> 01:17:21,052 I'm gonna finish the job when I get back from the cruise. 1173 01:17:25,723 --> 01:17:28,977 - Where are you gonna go? - I'll get an apartment or something. 1174 01:17:30,812 --> 01:17:33,940 A little late in the game for me to get a job-job, but... 1175 01:17:34,732 --> 01:17:36,275 I can do some consulting. 1176 01:17:36,692 --> 01:17:39,696 I'm gonna be just fine. You don't have to worry about me. 1177 01:17:44,117 --> 01:17:47,288 So I guess we should karaoke in Gabe's honor. 1178 01:17:48,790 --> 01:17:52,376 Yep. 1179 01:17:53,460 --> 01:17:55,462 Hey, kids. 1180 01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:59,509 - It's your old pal, Jimmy Deer, here. - Love you, Jimmy! 1181 01:17:59,592 --> 01:18:00,426 Now... 1182 01:18:01,219 --> 01:18:05,391 while I couldn't be sadder that soon this ship will be docking, 1183 01:18:05,473 --> 01:18:06,933 Say it ain't so! 1184 01:18:07,016 --> 01:18:08,810 I also couldn't be gladder... 1185 01:18:09,394 --> 01:18:15,859 that tonight we will be rockin'! Yeah! 1186 01:18:15,943 --> 01:18:17,403 Tonight... 1187 01:18:18,153 --> 01:18:21,197 is my favorite night of the entire cruise. 1188 01:18:21,364 --> 01:18:22,657 I give to you... 1189 01:18:23,951 --> 01:18:30,457 the Royal Caribbean's Karaoke Championship! 1190 01:18:30,541 --> 01:18:31,458 Hey! 1191 01:18:46,641 --> 01:18:48,101 - With you. - With me? 1192 01:18:51,772 --> 01:18:53,606 Smile. Smile. 1193 01:20:02,305 --> 01:20:05,183 Oh! Make some noise! 1194 01:20:05,266 --> 01:20:08,061 For Dan and Beth! Whoo! 1195 01:20:08,311 --> 01:20:10,312 Newlyweds from Wichita, Kansas, 1196 01:20:10,437 --> 01:20:14,484 with a hauntingly sexual rendition of that ditty. 1197 01:20:15,109 --> 01:20:17,445 Oh, thank you, Alexa. Make some noise for Alexa. 1198 01:20:17,570 --> 01:20:19,781 My lovely assistant. 1199 01:20:20,366 --> 01:20:22,368 Now, wait, hold on. 1200 01:20:23,118 --> 01:20:25,453 I am being told by the judges 1201 01:20:25,578 --> 01:20:28,373 that this contest is too close to call, 1202 01:20:28,623 --> 01:20:30,376 with one couple remaining. 1203 01:20:30,459 --> 01:20:34,129 Are you ready for that couple? 1204 01:20:34,547 --> 01:20:37,758 Coming to the stage, our final couple of the evening... 1205 01:20:37,842 --> 01:20:41,762 You know 'em, you love 'em, our favorite non-honeymooners, 1206 01:20:41,845 --> 01:20:43,514 Rachel and Harry! 1207 01:20:43,597 --> 01:20:46,016 Make some noise! 1208 01:21:01,241 --> 01:21:04,077 Rock it out! 1209 01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:06,747 Ugh. Pfft. Way to be obvious! 1210 01:21:06,831 --> 01:21:08,666 Fuck, that's genius. They're totally gonna win. 1211 01:22:19,366 --> 01:22:20,283 Go, Rachel! 1212 01:22:48,646 --> 01:22:49,647 Yeah! 1213 01:22:52,024 --> 01:22:54,152 - Guys, come up! Come! - She's talking to us! 1214 01:22:54,236 --> 01:22:55,737 - Come on! - Come! 1215 01:22:55,821 --> 01:22:57,322 - Let's go! - Don't have to ask twice. 1216 01:22:57,406 --> 01:22:59,865 Our table! 1217 01:23:00,074 --> 01:23:02,244 - Do the robot! - We gotta do the robot. 1218 01:23:02,327 --> 01:23:05,330 - Yes, yes. - Come on! Come on! Follow me. 1219 01:23:05,580 --> 01:23:07,582 - What are we doing? - Rock out! 1220 01:23:08,250 --> 01:23:10,627 Yeah! 1221 01:23:11,170 --> 01:23:13,423 - Nice! - Yeah! 1222 01:24:03,599 --> 01:24:06,520 Rachel and Harry! 1223 01:24:06,604 --> 01:24:09,106 Hold on, let me check with the judges. Who am I kiddin'? 1224 01:24:09,190 --> 01:24:11,776 There's nothin' in my ear! Our winners! 1225 01:24:11,859 --> 01:24:15,071 Rachel and Harry! 1226 01:24:15,906 --> 01:24:17,531 Let's give them their crown! 1227 01:24:39,638 --> 01:24:42,141 If it helps, we promise to name our baby Gabe. 1228 01:24:42,433 --> 01:24:44,185 Jim, what if it's a daughter? 1229 01:24:44,560 --> 01:24:45,478 Gabe-ette. 1230 01:24:46,020 --> 01:24:48,480 Gabriella's actually a girl's name. Let's just do Gabriella. 1231 01:24:48,563 --> 01:24:51,067 - We could do that. - It's okay, you two. 1232 01:24:51,359 --> 01:24:52,944 You don't need to do that. 1233 01:24:54,278 --> 01:24:56,948 The reason I didn't tell you all about Gabe was because... 1234 01:24:58,115 --> 01:25:00,077 I didn't want to believe he was gone. 1235 01:25:01,787 --> 01:25:04,372 He was a good man, a good friend. 1236 01:25:06,541 --> 01:25:07,458 Loved karaoke. 1237 01:25:12,005 --> 01:25:14,383 We were each other's family for a long time. 1238 01:25:16,343 --> 01:25:17,720 I'm sure gonna miss him. 1239 01:25:32,235 --> 01:25:33,528 So long, pal. 1240 01:26:03,268 --> 01:26:04,603 - Do we clap? - Babe... 1241 01:26:04,686 --> 01:26:05,687 Oh, Jim. 1242 01:26:07,396 --> 01:26:10,816 It's all right. It's okay. The last thing Gabe would want 1243 01:26:11,610 --> 01:26:14,070 would be for us to be all mopey. 1244 01:26:16,281 --> 01:26:19,534 Why don't we all head back inside and enjoy one final night of... 1245 01:26:20,119 --> 01:26:21,995 unlimited sugary cocktails? 1246 01:26:22,078 --> 01:26:23,580 Come on, let's go. 1247 01:26:31,632 --> 01:26:36,595 Hey, I was thinking maybe after this I would come to California for a few days. 1248 01:26:37,762 --> 01:26:38,680 Help you move? 1249 01:26:40,557 --> 01:26:41,683 What about work? 1250 01:26:43,560 --> 01:26:45,062 I was thinking about work. 1251 01:26:45,520 --> 01:26:47,231 Actually, it's funny, 1252 01:26:47,315 --> 01:26:49,692 because I wasn't thinking about work, but... 1253 01:26:51,152 --> 01:26:52,986 a few days isn't gonna make a difference. 1254 01:26:54,154 --> 01:26:55,072 I'd like to help. 1255 01:26:56,491 --> 01:26:58,868 Moving's hard work. I got a lot of stuff. 1256 01:26:58,952 --> 01:26:59,953 Are you sure? 1257 01:27:00,912 --> 01:27:02,163 I can handle it. 1258 01:27:02,622 --> 01:27:04,165 I want to see where you live. 1259 01:27:04,248 --> 01:27:05,793 Lived. Sorry. 1260 01:27:08,962 --> 01:27:11,047 Isn't that what family is supposed to do? 1261 01:27:13,466 --> 01:27:14,927 I guess so. 1262 01:27:15,427 --> 01:27:17,805 Yeah. Then I'll come to California. 1263 01:27:19,682 --> 01:27:21,100 I'm gonna go inside. 1264 01:27:21,934 --> 01:27:23,102 I'll be in in a minute. 1265 01:27:29,817 --> 01:27:30,818 Hey, Dad? 1266 01:27:32,779 --> 01:27:34,239 Thanks for coming to find me. 1267 01:28:10,484 --> 01:28:13,446 Mm-hmm? Yes. Yes. 1268 01:28:15,322 --> 01:28:17,743 That is the first phone call I've seen her pick up in days. 1269 01:28:18,243 --> 01:28:20,662 I gotta admit, she looks like she's doing very well. 1270 01:28:20,746 --> 01:28:22,664 Oh, she has been relating to us like a human. 1271 01:28:23,081 --> 01:28:25,624 I hate to brag, but you two are some of my best work. 1272 01:28:25,708 --> 01:28:26,835 - Hello? - Oh, Jim. 1273 01:28:26,918 --> 01:28:29,463 - Okay, it was all of us. Mostly Harry. - Thank you. 1274 01:28:30,088 --> 01:28:31,798 Either way, I hope we have a little girl. 1275 01:28:34,176 --> 01:28:36,763 Know what? I want to propose a toast. 1276 01:28:36,846 --> 01:28:38,097 To Rachel and Harry. 1277 01:28:38,306 --> 01:28:40,766 You guys have made this cruise so much more fun. 1278 01:28:41,641 --> 01:28:43,643 And it's really nice to see you reconnect. 1279 01:28:43,727 --> 01:28:45,563 - To forgiveness. - To forgiveness. 1280 01:28:45,646 --> 01:28:47,607 And I'd like to add something else to this toast. 1281 01:28:47,690 --> 01:28:49,860 That was my boss. I am the official accounts director. 1282 01:28:49,943 --> 01:28:50,944 Congratulations. 1283 01:28:51,028 --> 01:28:53,155 Thank you. We got Evie's chips. So... Whoo! 1284 01:28:53,239 --> 01:28:55,450 Strategy meeting first thing in the morning, 1285 01:28:55,533 --> 01:28:57,868 And then, up to Upstate New York this week. 1286 01:28:58,118 --> 01:28:58,994 - Oh. - Mm... 1287 01:28:59,203 --> 01:29:01,121 Sorry, I think that changes our plan a little bit 1288 01:29:01,205 --> 01:29:03,374 about me going with you to California, but... 1289 01:29:04,167 --> 01:29:06,086 - I figured you'd understand. - I do. That's fine. 1290 01:29:06,169 --> 01:29:08,129 - I'm so... I'm really proud of you. - Yeah. 1291 01:29:08,254 --> 01:29:10,590 And I... I'll see your place in California. 1292 01:29:10,673 --> 01:29:13,343 We have a ton of clients there, so... 1293 01:29:13,426 --> 01:29:16,346 - I will be out there. - Great! I'll show you my new place. 1294 01:29:16,429 --> 01:29:18,306 Great. Okay, I've gotta take this. Hi. 1295 01:29:23,145 --> 01:29:26,065 - Shirley, would you pass the salt, please? - Of course. 1296 01:29:31,612 --> 01:29:34,740 - What time does your car come? Oh. - Oh, half an hour or so. 1297 01:29:37,576 --> 01:29:39,412 I'm really sorry that I can't stick to our plan 1298 01:29:39,496 --> 01:29:41,164 about coming to California. 1299 01:29:41,248 --> 01:29:42,415 Oh, that's all right. 1300 01:29:43,541 --> 01:29:44,792 I'm really proud of you. 1301 01:29:46,001 --> 01:29:46,961 Thanks. 1302 01:29:49,297 --> 01:29:51,299 Oh, I gotta go. My car is here. 1303 01:29:52,175 --> 01:29:55,095 I have to run home before I go to the office, so... 1304 01:29:59,391 --> 01:30:00,725 Um, when's your flight? 1305 01:30:00,892 --> 01:30:01,810 This afternoon. 1306 01:30:03,270 --> 01:30:05,188 Any idea when you might get to California? 1307 01:30:07,483 --> 01:30:12,321 I... I have no way of knowing, 'cause it's entirely dependent on work. 1308 01:30:12,405 --> 01:30:14,490 Yeah. Sure. Sure. 1309 01:30:17,243 --> 01:30:18,119 Look... 1310 01:30:19,078 --> 01:30:22,623 This week... has been... 1311 01:30:27,504 --> 01:30:29,505 I'm glad I pushed you in that town car. 1312 01:30:30,339 --> 01:30:34,011 I'm glad that somewhere in my drunk brain, I wanted to get to know you, 1313 01:30:34,761 --> 01:30:37,764 and find out you were not as shitty as I thought you were. 1314 01:30:37,848 --> 01:30:41,018 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1315 01:30:47,316 --> 01:30:50,945 But this is vacation, and I have to get back to real life. 1316 01:30:51,196 --> 01:30:52,071 Yeah. 1317 01:30:52,405 --> 01:30:55,033 - Which I've worked very hard for. - I know. 1318 01:30:58,453 --> 01:31:00,455 I'm... I will see you at some point. 1319 01:31:03,917 --> 01:31:05,460 Okay. 1320 01:31:10,217 --> 01:31:11,092 Okay. 1321 01:31:14,846 --> 01:31:15,846 I really am proud of you. 1322 01:31:18,975 --> 01:31:20,101 Thanks. 1323 01:31:21,645 --> 01:31:23,063 I'll see ya when I see ya. 1324 01:31:24,606 --> 01:31:25,941 See you when I see ya. 1325 01:33:23,438 --> 01:33:26,984 So, I think what the game plan should be when we get up there, 1326 01:33:27,068 --> 01:33:29,195 I will take Ben and you take Evie. 1327 01:33:29,278 --> 01:33:30,321 How does that sound? 1328 01:33:30,821 --> 01:33:31,656 Great. 1329 01:33:32,407 --> 01:33:36,078 She's got you staying in some guesthouse that's attached to the barn. 1330 01:33:36,161 --> 01:33:38,705 She says it's "magical." That was her word. 1331 01:33:39,498 --> 01:33:40,624 She also said something like, 1332 01:33:40,707 --> 01:33:43,503 "You need to be near the potatoes to sell the potatoes." 1333 01:33:43,586 --> 01:33:46,506 Anyway, I... I got a really good feeling about this company. 1334 01:33:46,589 --> 01:33:48,674 I think Evie really likes you, 1335 01:33:48,758 --> 01:33:51,511 and I have always found that my biggest successes 1336 01:33:51,594 --> 01:33:54,722 come from when I become friends with my clients, you know? 1337 01:33:54,972 --> 01:33:57,058 I think you staying in the barn is a great first step. 1338 01:33:57,141 --> 01:33:59,227 It's like you're practically family. 1339 01:34:06,192 --> 01:34:08,236 Do you have any flights to Los Angeles? 1340 01:34:08,486 --> 01:34:10,364 - Wait... - What happened to Syracuse? 1341 01:34:10,447 --> 01:34:13,242 - Wait, what's going on? - I'm sorry, I need more vacation days. 1342 01:34:14,159 --> 01:34:16,078 Can you get me on a flight to LA? 1343 01:34:16,787 --> 01:34:19,791 I have a flight to LA in 45 minutes. 1344 01:34:19,874 --> 01:34:21,167 - I can get you on it. - I'll take it. 1345 01:34:22,668 --> 01:34:25,170 - Okay. You're set, but you gotta hurry. - Okay. 1346 01:34:25,254 --> 01:34:26,506 Who's in California? 1347 01:34:29,050 --> 01:34:30,051 My dad. 1348 01:35:32,283 --> 01:35:34,285 I don't care how successful you were, 1349 01:35:34,368 --> 01:35:36,370 there is never a need for 278 ties. 1350 01:35:36,954 --> 01:35:39,499 You can't even wear the ones you like that often. It is insane. 1351 01:35:39,999 --> 01:35:42,043 That is not a word I'm supposed to use with patients. 1352 01:35:42,126 --> 01:35:43,961 I'm not one of your patients. 1353 01:35:46,088 --> 01:35:46,923 All right, then. 1354 01:36:01,064 --> 01:36:01,981 Oh, shit. 1355 01:36:02,941 --> 01:36:06,028 - Hi, Steve. - You saw her. Now shut the door. 1356 01:36:08,822 --> 01:36:11,241 I had a few extra vacation days. 1357 01:36:11,533 --> 01:36:14,077 Well, like nine years' worth, so I figured I'd... 1358 01:36:14,536 --> 01:36:16,247 ...take some. 1359 01:36:33,265 --> 01:36:34,558 I love you, Rachel. 1360 01:36:36,268 --> 01:36:38,353 I never stopped loving you. 1361 01:36:39,563 --> 01:36:40,896 Thank you for coming here. 1362 01:36:41,856 --> 01:36:44,025 It's more than I deserve. 1363 01:36:52,243 --> 01:36:53,953 You don't have to say you love me, you know. 1364 01:37:00,960 --> 01:37:03,087 How about I just start by becoming inside? 1365 01:37:04,130 --> 01:37:05,131 Good plan. 102860