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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:58,474 Hey, guys. 2 00:00:58,600 --> 00:00:59,890 Sorry, I had to pee. 3 00:01:00,685 --> 00:01:01,765 As per usual. 4 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:05,936 Huh. I do? No, I don't. 5 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:07,694 I do? 6 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:11,649 No, I don't know how to do my makeup, 7 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:14,278 because, uh, I literally stabbed myself in the eye 8 00:01:14,365 --> 00:01:16,945 like three times today when I was trying to put my mascara on. 9 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:19,195 So... whoops. 10 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:22,503 Giggle, I would love for you to do my makeup. 11 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,173 We could play. 12 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:31,839 FireMANdy, dragon, cut it out. 13 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:35,510 Come on, you guys are so annoying. I hate your inside jokes. 14 00:01:38,181 --> 00:01:40,101 You know, if you guys don't get to the cumshow, 15 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:41,773 I'm just gonna have to go off cam 16 00:01:41,976 --> 00:01:43,936 and I'm gonna do it without you, so... 17 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:47,031 Nobody wants that, right? 18 00:01:47,565 --> 00:01:48,565 But really? 19 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,935 I need it, so hurry up. 20 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:55,490 Uh! Diggy, thank you. 21 00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:57,032 All right. 22 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,200 Spanks. 23 00:01:58,701 --> 00:02:00,251 Um... 24 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,874 One... Oof. 25 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:04,666 Two... 26 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:08,194 Three. Oh, my God, my butt's gonna hurt. 27 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:09,711 Four. 28 00:02:10,171 --> 00:02:12,091 And five. 29 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:15,392 And one for good luck. 30 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:19,096 Cut it out. 31 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:20,721 No more jokes. 32 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:26,440 Come on, guys. We are so close to the cumshow, Tinker, 33 00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:28,861 I'm waiting patiently. 34 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:34,030 Barney! 35 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,824 Yellow log gets you bounces. 36 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:37,703 Ready? 37 00:02:37,782 --> 00:02:41,042 Huh, huh, huh... 38 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:47,003 What is that? 39 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:49,366 Nice, Dumpy. 40 00:02:50,545 --> 00:02:51,745 All right, two more. 41 00:02:53,381 --> 00:02:54,421 For you, Tiny. 42 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:58,010 Oh, thank you, Carpie, you're so sweet. 43 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,268 Oh, I love this song. 44 00:03:18,364 --> 00:03:19,494 Oh, yes, Barney! 45 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:24,164 Finally. Okay. It's time to vote. 46 00:03:24,245 --> 00:03:27,955 You guys get to pick which one will fit me just right. 47 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:29,825 We have... 48 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:34,010 little baby bear, which is ten tokens. 49 00:03:34,672 --> 00:03:35,722 He looks like a bear. 50 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:40,598 And then we have Momma Bear for 20 tokens. 51 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,347 And then Big Papa Bear. 52 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:53,225 Bye, Can. Big Papa Bear is 50 tokens, 53 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,356 and I don't know what this thing is gonna do, but... 54 00:03:56,277 --> 00:03:58,657 We'll figure it out. Thank you, dumpty. 55 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:02,079 Okay, vote. 56 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:09,119 Who will it be? 57 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:10,956 Hm. 58 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,709 Come on guys, choose one. 59 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:19,675 Get it together. 60 00:04:28,810 --> 00:04:31,480 Okay, seriously, dude, fuck off. 61 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:37,321 Goodbye. Anyway... 62 00:04:38,152 --> 00:04:39,242 What the hell? 63 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:55,843 All right, dude, does this turn you on while you jack it in your mom's basement? 64 00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:02,589 Do you guys see this? 65 00:05:10,059 --> 00:05:11,099 Carpy, come on. 66 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:20,861 Fine. 67 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:26,656 Is this what you want? 68 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:30,579 Hm? 69 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:37,753 Is it? 70 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,595 I'll fucking do it. 71 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:38,937 Gotcha. 72 00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:04,628 Amazing. I think we really got 'em. 73 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:08,086 Look! We're 53. 74 00:07:08,177 --> 00:07:10,177 We've worked so hard. 75 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:11,718 Aren't you excited? 76 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:15,061 Okay, you don't care. 77 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:44,050 Have a great night. 78 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:49,221 Have a great night. 79 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,892 Have a great night. 80 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,269 Zombie girl says goodnight. 81 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:02,362 Zombie girl says goodnight. 82 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:11,029 Hey, Tink. 83 00:08:12,408 --> 00:08:13,238 How you feeling? 84 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,656 This chickadee's at 53. 85 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:17,365 - Yes, she is. - Yeah. 86 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:19,945 I think asking you to cut up your pussy was a nice touch. 87 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:22,379 Oh, my gosh, yeah, you really got the room riled up. 88 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:25,457 - You make such a good anonymous visitor. - Thank you. 89 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:28,508 - BarnacleBob seems to like it. - I know! 90 00:08:28,799 --> 00:08:30,589 I think I finally caught my whale. 91 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:33,966 I hope so. I just worry you might be trying to make another girl jealous. 92 00:08:34,096 --> 00:08:36,516 I don't care. He's a huge tipper. 93 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:39,119 Tink, don't you want us to make number one this year? 94 00:08:39,143 --> 00:08:40,143 Of course! 95 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,765 Sixty-five to 53, that has to be a record. 96 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:47,397 - You wanna take a nice bath, relax? - Sure. 97 00:08:47,735 --> 00:08:51,775 Oh, tonight went so well! I told you people are craving crazy shows. 98 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:54,284 They are! Those guys get so nasty. 99 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:56,986 Yeah. What the fuck was that? 100 00:08:57,078 --> 00:09:00,408 Are you kidding me? It was amazing. It felt so real. 101 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:05,042 Anyway, how was the job hunt? 102 00:09:05,127 --> 00:09:07,707 Oh... you know. 103 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:10,506 Well, you're in IT. I'm sure you'll find something. 104 00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:12,681 No, yeah, I guess you're right. I've been looking 105 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:15,010 into maybe moving out of the state, actually. 106 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:17,136 - There's more opportunity, I guess. - Fuck. 107 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,063 Everyone's still online. I should get back on. 108 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:21,765 Give them a chance to miss you. 109 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:22,811 Food! 110 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:28,066 Thank you. 111 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,066 Oh! What's that? 112 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:35,487 - Looks fancy. - Sushi. 113 00:09:40,162 --> 00:09:42,042 You know what, Tink? Um... 114 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:45,634 - I think I'm gonna go. - Why, my chickadee? 115 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:48,300 - Don't you wanna try the bubble bath? - No, I do, I do. 116 00:09:48,379 --> 00:09:49,709 I, um... 117 00:09:51,799 --> 00:09:53,379 I'm just really tired. 118 00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:57,104 - You know, next time, I promise. - Sorry, Tink. 119 00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:02,521 - Hey, sweetheart. - Barney! 120 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:04,269 Hi! 121 00:10:04,645 --> 00:10:07,475 Did you like the show? Number one, here I come! 122 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:08,805 You're pretty wild, aren't you? 123 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,938 Oh, you know it. 124 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:14,277 - But seriously, thank you. - Don't worry about it. 125 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:18,122 Princess X has been slacking off. You snooze, you lose. 126 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:21,580 I bet she's missing you right now, huh? 127 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:25,003 You look beautiful, even covered in blood. 128 00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:26,212 Mm! 129 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:30,499 You know, I was thinking about getting in this bath. 130 00:10:31,505 --> 00:10:32,965 Don't let me stop you. 131 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:40,849 - Aww, thanks, Barney. - Any time. 132 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,227 Let's have some fun. 133 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,566 - Ow. - Do you want a unibrow for your date? 134 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:58,907 I just don't understand why you won't tell me his name. 135 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,872 Because you would just go chasing after him yourself. 136 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:04,000 - You kidding? - Mom? 137 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:07,120 I have no idea what hot knocks is, so I just grabbed all of these. 138 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,625 Okay. What do you think? 139 00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:12,054 Is my daughter a sweetheart, 140 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,551 or a red vixen? 141 00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:19,095 Can I go now? 142 00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:20,553 Sure. 143 00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:22,931 - Thank you. - Don't forget to pick up the folding table 144 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,515 - on your way home. - Ugh. Fine. 145 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:26,435 It's for your birthday. 146 00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:29,149 A little enthusiasm wouldn't kill you. 147 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,524 You're gonna be there, right, Alice? 148 00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:32,897 - Alice. - What? 149 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:36,399 - Saturday. - Yeah. No, Jordan, I'll get it off. 150 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,527 That looks nice. 151 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,199 When can I see your new place? 152 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:43,445 I don't know. When I'm less busy. 153 00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:46,276 I really wish you wouldn't do that. It's not a good look. 154 00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:07,436 Come on. 155 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:10,478 - Hey. - Jordo, come here. 156 00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:19,157 - So, guess what? - What? 157 00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:23,949 I... I slit my throat last night. 158 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,331 Holy shit. 159 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,623 - That's actually kinda cool. - Thanks. 160 00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,960 - Oh, it was fucking awesome. - Dude. 161 00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:34,592 Seriously, everybody in my room loved it. It was just like... 162 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:40,262 I'm like this fucking close to breaking top 50. I can taste it. 163 00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:41,551 Nice. 164 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:42,927 Thanks, Jordan. 165 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:47,307 Ahem. 166 00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,854 Shut up. I'm gonna tell her. 167 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:51,936 Mm, okay. 168 00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:54,516 I will. I just have to... 169 00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:57,316 My ranking needs to be better. 170 00:12:57,401 --> 00:12:59,031 Sure, okay. 171 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,414 - Wow, this is fun. - Oh, okay. 172 00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:05,453 Do you wanna see 173 00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:07,164 - all of the dick pics I get? - Oh, God. 174 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,706 Let's look through. Let's look at 'em. 175 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,289 - What are you looking at? - Look at them all. 176 00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:14,254 - They're just... - She's texting a boy. 177 00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:16,045 - Alice? - Yeah. 178 00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:17,508 Play hard to get. 179 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:18,628 Make 'em want it. 180 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,427 - Want it? - Mom! Gross! 181 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,232 - What do you know... - You're hurting me. 182 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:24,279 - Ah, no. - about her date? 183 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,383 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Spill it! 184 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:55,955 Shit, sorry. 185 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,416 - Katie. - Alice, hey. 186 00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:00,666 I did not know you worked here. 187 00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:04,638 You look so pretty. Uh... Are you going out? 188 00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:08,008 Oh, no, I just... I'm having, like, a dinner thing. 189 00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:12,734 So, how's... how's your life and how's your family? 190 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,310 Oh, they're good. Jordan's turning 17 191 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,856 and we're having a party for him on Saturday, so... 192 00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:19,784 Cool. 193 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,202 Uh, actually, I need napkins. 194 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,440 - Could you show me where they are? - Yeah, they're... 195 00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:27,913 right this way. 196 00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:31,173 So what have you been up to again? 197 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,295 Is everything okay? 198 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,380 You should come. 199 00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:44,973 - Huh? - To the party. 200 00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,092 You should come. 201 00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:49,965 - Jordan's party. - I... I guess so, sure. 202 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,096 - Sure. Uh... - Good. Great. 203 00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:54,443 Napkins. 204 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:06,320 Oh! Oh, my God. 205 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:12,243 Diggie sent me homemade cookies. 206 00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:15,293 - Aw, sweet. - Isn't that sweet? 207 00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:18,003 He's such a sweetheart. 208 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:20,919 Oh! 209 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,466 Oh, Fox, you are gonna like these. 210 00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:27,089 - I will model them for you. - Okay. 211 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:28,925 Ready? 212 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,024 Oh, my God. 213 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,598 Yeah, Diggie knows how to make me feel like a lady. 214 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:37,484 Mm-mm! 215 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:39,231 So, um... 216 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,355 TINKERBOY FGL VIDEO DECLINED 217 00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:46,819 Jesus. 218 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,236 I'm down to 55. How am I supposed to hold my spot? Not sleep? 219 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:53,954 I know. I cammed 70 hours this week and my rank hasn't budged. 220 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,746 Ugh. Baby's number one and she doesn't even try. 221 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,540 She barely even knows her guys. 222 00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,916 I don't think Baby even registers rank. 223 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:02,575 She's on a whole 'nother level. 224 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,798 Well, that's the level that I need to be on. 225 00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:06,505 So let's do a cool show. 226 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,839 - They're popular. - No, I don't do public shows. 227 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:12,930 I don't tell my guys I love them and I don't fake my orgasms. 228 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,058 My rules. 229 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,559 What about a, um... 230 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:17,944 a swap show? 231 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:21,984 You know, like, every 1,500 tokens, we swap personalities. 232 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,194 Hmm... Mm-mm. 233 00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:26,444 No, I couldn't pull off doing one of your crazy shows. 234 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:27,819 Oh, well, thank you. 235 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:31,780 What about a control show? You would jump, like, 20 places, easy. 236 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:34,027 - And, we could do it from mine. - No. 237 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:37,286 Cam Girl Clubhouse is, like, so far out of my way. 238 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,041 - I just... - Aaah. 239 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,379 No, if we do it there... 240 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,375 - No, no. - Yes. 241 00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:50,383 Picture it. A control show on a Vibatron. 242 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,086 We would kill it. 243 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,177 Oh, God, Vibratron is so extreme. 244 00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:55,468 I don't wanna ride... 245 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:57,136 No, no. I'll do it. I'll ride it. 246 00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:58,894 That shit destroys your clit. 247 00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:01,599 Really? 248 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,397 - Just trust me on this one. - Okay. 249 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,279 Stop it! 250 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:11,489 - Is that better? - Yeah. 251 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,662 Fucking idiot. 252 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:18,369 Major America, 253 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,661 can you even see what's... 254 00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:24,668 It's dripping! 255 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:32,050 My cells are constantly changing, so my water changes all the time, but most... 256 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,053 Her head... 257 00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:46,649 Aw, I wanna come. 258 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,569 Hey, thanks, Boar. 259 00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:56,408 Oh. 260 00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,202 My pillow just stabbed me with a feather. 261 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,288 Go away, I'm studying. 262 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,008 Hey, sweetheart, how are you? 263 00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:20,848 Good. Just planning tonight's show. You coming? 264 00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:22,558 Maybe. 265 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,810 I wanna show you something. 266 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,112 - You like? - It's beautiful. 267 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,068 Well, then it's yours. 268 00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:34,491 Barney, you're so good to me. 269 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,408 Hey, I hear you'll be in my neck of the woods next week. 270 00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,907 Oh, yeah? You live near Princess? 271 00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,004 In the area. 272 00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,873 I was thinking you might wanna take me out. 273 00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:46,332 I might. 274 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,462 Where do you live? I'll come pick you up. 275 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,424 Oh, I'll meet you. Where are you staying? 276 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,586 I'll be at the Royal Desert Lodge, but you don't... 277 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:55,763 Bye. 278 00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,137 That was weird. 279 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,606 Leave me alone. 280 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,315 Eye on the prize, baby. 281 00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:16,779 Top 50. 282 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,479 Hi, guys. Sorry, I had to pee. 283 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,547 Uh, Danger, yes, I did. 284 00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:37,131 As you know, peeing really fast is, like, my superpower. 285 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,764 Oh, thank you, Danger. 286 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,221 What, are you trying to get me drunk? Hm? 287 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,192 Cheers. 288 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,228 Who's ready to get this date night started? 289 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:52,070 Tink, I know we're missing Humper, but he's always late and we're hungry, right? 290 00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,822 All right, let's eat. 291 00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,159 It's a little hard to cut. 292 00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:01,073 Oh, my God. 293 00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:02,783 I'm trying! 294 00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,697 I'm not just gonna bite it, Diggie. 295 00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,327 I'm a classy lady. 296 00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:09,334 I'm not some kind of barbarian. 297 00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,084 Should I? 298 00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,376 All right, I'll take a bite. Okay. 299 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:17,757 This is what you want? 300 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,760 Oh, God. 301 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,227 Okay. 302 00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,935 Thank you! Thank you, Apple. 303 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:37,485 I do. 304 00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,608 I'm not gonna eat with my hands. 305 00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:43,033 Don't be ridiculous. All right, fine. One bite. 306 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,116 This is crazy. 307 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,329 What? 308 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,376 Oh, my God! 50! 50! 309 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:56,707 I made it! 310 00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:03,013 Oh, my God. We did it. We fucking did it! 311 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:06,767 Guys! Oh, my God, we've been waiting so long for this. 312 00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:09,518 Thank you so much for all your help. This has been... 313 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:10,942 so amazing. 314 00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:12,899 I can't... I just... I'm over the moon. 315 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,110 Thank you so much. 316 00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:17,731 I know, Humper, we've been trying for so long! 317 00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,488 You guys are the best room ever. 318 00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:21,449 Oh, my God, Carpie, 319 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:24,410 for you, yes, I will, I will be eating with my hands. 320 00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:29,078 Guys. 321 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,208 Guys, where are you going? We're still eating. 322 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:34,248 We're celebrating! 323 00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,054 Whoooo! 324 00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,168 We've been working so hard. 325 00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:47,595 Guys, again, thank you so much. 326 00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:51,181 This has been so amazing. I can't believe we finally hit it. 327 00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:55,228 Silly. It's one piece per rank. 328 00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:57,067 No. 329 00:21:57,399 --> 00:22:02,359 Lola has to drop ten places if you want me naked. 330 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,081 Okay, five. 331 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:10,329 This is so exciting. 332 00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:12,706 Cheers. To top 50! 333 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:14,498 No, wait, 334 00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:15,788 - six. - Guys... 335 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:19,126 Welcome, anybody who just arrived, we just hit top 50 336 00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:20,422 for the first time ever! 337 00:22:21,548 --> 00:22:22,548 Top off. 338 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:24,630 Oh! 339 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:27,758 I made us some dessert. 340 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,806 - Come on, boys. - Apple pie, 341 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:31,930 - covered in confetti. - You like this? 342 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:36,807 First person to tip 3,000 tokens gets a twin pie sent straight to their house. 343 00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:41,188 Oh, yeah! 344 00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:45,610 Thank you guys so much. 345 00:22:46,281 --> 00:22:49,661 This is so amazing. I can't believe we finally did it. We hit 50! 346 00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:51,494 Goodnight. 347 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:57,583 Aw, only nine places. 348 00:22:58,126 --> 00:22:59,666 Better luck next time. 349 00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:01,961 Thanks, boys. 350 00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:21,273 Hello. 351 00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:24,236 Hey, are you okay? 352 00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:28,121 - Tinker? - That was really, really low of Princess. 353 00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:29,905 She's just so desperate. 354 00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:31,913 Tinker, why are you using this number? 355 00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:34,084 It's for emergencies, right? 356 00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:37,371 You haven't been answering my FGL calls. I've been worried. 357 00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,209 Tinker, this is not okay. 358 00:23:39,876 --> 00:23:42,336 - Did I see you at the store today? - Oh. 359 00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:46,125 I... I... I got a job. 360 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:48,885 - I... I thought I told you... - You moved here? 361 00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:51,049 Well, no... I mean... yes. 362 00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:53,719 I'm... I'm... I'm staying at, uh, the Green Acres. 363 00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:56,097 I'm looking for something more permanent. Uh... 364 00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:58,024 Tinker, you can't just show up here. 365 00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,813 It's... No, it's a happy coincidence. 366 00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:03,074 I... I didn't mean to worry you. 367 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:03,980 Mission failure. 368 00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:05,827 What are you talking about? I thought this... 369 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:11,739 Fucking freefall. 370 00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:25,053 - Hey, Lola. - Hey, Fox. 371 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:26,297 What's up? 372 00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:28,224 We're doing the show. 373 00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:45,068 - Lola! - Hey. 374 00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:51,869 Dude, that suicide show was so amazing. 375 00:24:52,365 --> 00:24:55,575 - You could seriously be the next Baby. - Thank you. 376 00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:58,372 You okay? You look a little tired. 377 00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:01,459 Yeah, I'm fine, thanks. 378 00:25:01,541 --> 00:25:05,251 Lola. Running late for your big show? 379 00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:06,795 Fuck off. 380 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,590 Whoa! Wow. 381 00:25:10,383 --> 00:25:11,593 What did I do? 382 00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:14,346 Stripping just to kill my rank. 383 00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:16,263 Come on. 384 00:25:16,389 --> 00:25:19,309 I hear you've been cuddling up to Barney. 385 00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:22,401 Well, it's not like I asked him to be there. 386 00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:24,979 - You did poach him from Baby, Princess. - Mm. 387 00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:27,815 - You're riding a Vibatron tonight. - Yep. 388 00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:31,864 You know, I have a friend who lost all sensation 389 00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:33,777 'cause she stayed on one of those too long. 390 00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:37,117 - Good luck. - Thank you. 391 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:39,254 Don't worry about it. You'll be fine. 392 00:25:39,329 --> 00:25:40,999 You're probably gonna have to fake it. 393 00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:44,212 You ready to break one of your rules? 394 00:25:44,292 --> 00:25:46,092 Lola! 395 00:25:46,169 --> 00:25:47,589 - Hey. - You're late. 396 00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:48,801 I know. 397 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,130 - You ready? - Yeah. 398 00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:52,473 Bye. 399 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,431 - Bye. - Bye. 400 00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:36,596 Tonight, our people... 401 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:43,806 Gavin, you have to let the poor girl come. 402 00:26:45,061 --> 00:26:46,351 Faster. 403 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:48,858 If you can Cumberbund me... 404 00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:51,784 Oh! And, off! 405 00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:55,740 Damn it, Pussy Magnet. God, you guys are driving me crazy. 406 00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:58,661 No, no, no, no. Keep it going, guys. 407 00:26:58,742 --> 00:26:59,742 - Let's go. - Come on! 408 00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:04,461 - Barney. - Barney. 409 00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:06,421 Um... I don't know. 410 00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:09,165 Oh, definitely. 411 00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:10,632 - Hm? Mm-hm. - Mm. 412 00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:12,302 Ooh! We have a winner. 413 00:27:18,261 --> 00:27:19,511 Oh! 414 00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:21,426 Turn that thing back on. 415 00:27:21,514 --> 00:27:23,274 Come on, you can do better! 416 00:27:28,563 --> 00:27:31,153 I think we're going for an epic withholding record. 417 00:27:31,232 --> 00:27:33,232 Oh, my God. 418 00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:35,860 Oh, my God, I'm gonna pass out. 419 00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:46,001 What are you supposed to say? 420 00:27:46,081 --> 00:27:48,381 Yee-ha. 421 00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:51,588 - Oh, Barney wants to shut you up. - Damn it, Barney. 422 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:52,750 Sorry, honey. 423 00:27:56,257 --> 00:27:59,087 More speed. Get ready, honey. 424 00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:07,979 Oh, my God, 47! 425 00:28:10,605 --> 00:28:12,605 Thank you, thank you! 426 00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:07,064 Oh, no. 427 00:30:07,138 --> 00:30:09,018 I think I got bubbles in my eye. 428 00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:10,679 Aaah! 429 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:12,517 Can you go blind from bubbles? 430 00:30:20,443 --> 00:30:21,443 Hello? 431 00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:34,503 Is someone there? 432 00:31:04,904 --> 00:31:06,704 ...dying... 433 00:31:11,494 --> 00:31:13,504 That's how I know... 434 00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:19,754 Stop it! 435 00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:26,005 Come on, you guys know how I live. 436 00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:27,968 Hardcore. 437 00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:29,931 On the edge. 438 00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:50,448 Aw, Giggle, thank you. 439 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:54,871 Okay. So here's the game. 440 00:31:55,204 --> 00:31:59,464 If you tip 50, I pop Dolphin and turn him into a hat. 441 00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:01,882 FGL customer support, how can I help you? 442 00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:03,546 Hi, um... 443 00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:05,300 ...fight another day. 444 00:32:05,381 --> 00:32:09,091 - I'm having some trouble with my account. - Okay. I'm gonna need your access code. 445 00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:12,757 - It's 1-1-3-8-7-1-2-3-7. - Oh, cute dolphin! 446 00:32:12,847 --> 00:32:14,847 - Alice Ackerman. - Yeah, that's me. 447 00:32:15,516 --> 00:32:17,096 What seems to be the problem? 448 00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:21,438 Oh, I'm just like... I'm locked out of my account and I think... 449 00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:25,355 I think you guys are just, like, replaying an old show or something. 450 00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:28,323 Hmm... I don't think that's possible. We can't do that. 451 00:32:28,404 --> 00:32:30,994 Um... Can you just bring up my channel? 452 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:32,870 Yes, I've got it up over here. 453 00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:36,002 Okay. Well, does it say it's live? 454 00:32:36,412 --> 00:32:37,582 That's what I'm seeing. 455 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:40,500 Uh... 456 00:32:42,168 --> 00:32:45,048 - Are you watching it right now? - Yes, ma'am. 457 00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:49,875 Well, dude, is she on the fucking phone? 458 00:32:51,135 --> 00:32:53,885 I'm going to have to put you on hold. I'll be right with you. 459 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:00,477 Come on... 460 00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:04,153 Why would you wanna do that? 461 00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:07,572 No, it's not. It's not me hiding... 462 00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:10,282 - It's you guys. You're the killers. - Which... 463 00:33:12,156 --> 00:33:13,425 Hey, tonebug. 464 00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:16,369 Are you gonna save Dolphin's life? 465 00:33:18,204 --> 00:33:20,044 - What the fuck? - Hi, Miss Ackerman. 466 00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:21,745 Uh, yeah, I'm here. 467 00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:26,207 The show's live and the performer matches the ID on file, so... 468 00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:28,666 Can you just freeze the account or something? 469 00:33:28,756 --> 00:33:31,626 You can disable the account from your model control page. 470 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,600 I can't disable the account because I'm locked out. 471 00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:35,719 So can you just... 472 00:33:36,597 --> 00:33:37,597 do something? 473 00:33:37,974 --> 00:33:40,854 Let me escalate this up to tier two support. 474 00:33:40,935 --> 00:33:42,685 We'll get back to you shortly. 475 00:33:43,604 --> 00:33:45,204 Can I help you with anything else today? 476 00:33:45,481 --> 00:33:47,941 - No. Thanks, I guess. - All righty. 477 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:49,896 Thank you for choosing Free Girls Live. 478 00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:57,038 So, like, I'm literally going to burn my house down 479 00:33:57,118 --> 00:33:59,198 so a fireman will take pity on my ass, 480 00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:03,917 and no, I want him to start my fire, not put it out. 481 00:34:05,418 --> 00:34:07,168 I just need to get fucked, you know? 482 00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:53,970 Aw, thank you, Tink. You're the best. 483 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:02,099 Shit. 484 00:35:06,687 --> 00:35:09,227 Aw, I'm all pruney now. Look at my fingers. 485 00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:14,952 I'm a wrinkle monster. 486 00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:20,164 Hey, we have a new friend. 487 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,700 Hello, Teapot. 488 00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:26,498 Welcome to my bath. 489 00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:47,894 Fuck. 490 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:52,020 All right, who's next? 491 00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:56,197 Guys, I have a seriously lonely looking left tit over here. 492 00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:58,869 - This is so weird. - Who wants to claim it? 493 00:35:59,365 --> 00:36:01,275 - You think they're replaying a show? - No. 494 00:36:01,367 --> 00:36:05,247 Guys, my ass is, like, prime real estate right now. 495 00:36:05,663 --> 00:36:06,913 Who wants to own my ass? 496 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:09,998 - They do own all our footage. Maybe... - It's a live show. 497 00:36:10,793 --> 00:36:13,463 Oh, my God, Tink! 498 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,130 - Here, say something. - Okay. 499 00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:18,133 All yours. 500 00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:22,467 - It's probably a glitch. - No, I mean, here. I'll tip her. 501 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:25,640 Hey. 502 00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:29,018 Okay, um... 503 00:36:29,937 --> 00:36:30,937 Orange? 504 00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:33,521 Orange! 505 00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:35,571 That's so fucked. 506 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:38,397 - Orange. - Is Princess here? 507 00:36:38,821 --> 00:36:41,451 Yeah, she's... 508 00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:43,452 Was she by her computer last night, because... 509 00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:45,584 I swear, if another white dude asks me to get naked. 510 00:36:45,661 --> 00:36:48,081 What part of non nude can't you understand? 511 00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:49,624 Oh, my gosh, Papa. 512 00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,633 Well, I told you that my PO box is just, like... 513 00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:54,554 not working anymore. 514 00:36:54,962 --> 00:36:56,262 Buy things from my wish list 515 00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:58,059 - and they'll get sent right to me. - Weird. 516 00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:00,258 Yeah. 517 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:01,760 It is weird. 518 00:37:02,386 --> 00:37:05,056 Considering I did a show here last night and then this morning... 519 00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:07,139 Lola, you need to chill for a sec. 520 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:08,675 - Did you call FGL? - Yes! 521 00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:09,808 And they weren't helpful. 522 00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:13,274 Welcome to the internet. Accounts get jacked. 523 00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:15,358 Yeah, after I cammed here. 524 00:37:15,816 --> 00:37:16,976 What are you even saying? 525 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,860 That she stole the password from my computer, 526 00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:24,914 found somebody who looks exactly like you, convinced them to buy your account, 527 00:37:24,992 --> 00:37:25,992 all in one night? 528 00:37:26,827 --> 00:37:29,657 Honestly, if I was gonna through all that trouble, 529 00:37:30,164 --> 00:37:33,254 I'd probably try for someone in the top... ten. 530 00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:38,301 You know what? If I find out that either of you were behind this... 531 00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:39,381 Lola, baby. 532 00:37:40,549 --> 00:37:41,719 It's time to go. 533 00:37:43,427 --> 00:37:44,677 Oh, Diggy! 534 00:37:51,227 --> 00:37:53,557 FGL customer support, how can I help you? 535 00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:56,356 Hi, yeah, I called yesterday about being locked out of my account. 536 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,480 I'm looking for an update. 537 00:37:57,608 --> 00:37:59,738 Okay, I'm gonna need your access code. 538 00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:02,529 Yeah, it's 1-1-3-8-7-1-2-3-7. 539 00:38:03,406 --> 00:38:04,816 Can you repeat that, please? 540 00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:08,244 1-1-3-8-7-1-2-3-7. 541 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:12,080 Hello? 542 00:38:12,164 --> 00:38:15,214 I'm sorry, but I'm seeing that access code is not valid. 543 00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:16,793 What? 544 00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:19,463 I'm seeing that access code is not valid. 545 00:38:20,589 --> 00:38:23,089 Okay. Well, can I talk to your supervisor, please? 546 00:38:23,175 --> 00:38:25,885 Ma'am, you could be anyone. Without a valid access code, 547 00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:28,680 - I can't verify your identity. - Just let me back into my account. 548 00:38:28,764 --> 00:38:32,234 My access code is 1-1-3-8-7-1-2-3-7. 549 00:38:32,351 --> 00:38:35,771 I'm very sorry, but I'm showing that access code is invalid. 550 00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:37,975 Fucking kidding me? You guys take half of my money, 551 00:38:38,065 --> 00:38:39,725 and you promise 24-hour tech support, 552 00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:41,437 so why don't you do your job and fix it? 553 00:38:41,527 --> 00:38:43,947 I need to ask you to calm down. You're acting hysterical. 554 00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:47,910 Listen to me, asshole, there's some girl on my account made up to look like me, 555 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:51,162 - taking my money. - Ma'am, could you bring it down a notch? 556 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:53,330 Fucker. 557 00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:03,222 I've been calling you all day. 558 00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:05,629 I was picking up Jordan's present. 559 00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:07,260 You look terrible. 560 00:39:07,678 --> 00:39:08,508 Thank you. 561 00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:09,966 Can you wrap this for me? 562 00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:13,975 - Sure. - Thank you. 563 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:15,060 Wait! 564 00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:18,976 A new lippy fixes everything. 565 00:39:19,732 --> 00:39:20,942 Girls, what do you think? 566 00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:23,985 No. 567 00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:25,648 Hello. 568 00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:30,663 I've got it. 569 00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:36,331 Lola, you're beautiful today. 570 00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:41,381 Uh, last night was so fun, I thought I'd bring you some flowers to thank you. 571 00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:43,344 Thank you. What are you doing here, Tinker? 572 00:39:43,422 --> 00:39:44,632 Arnold, please. 573 00:39:45,424 --> 00:39:48,184 - Is that your mom? Can't wait to meet her. - Now's not a good time. 574 00:39:50,596 --> 00:39:52,056 But you told me last night. 575 00:39:52,473 --> 00:39:56,103 You want me in real life. You... you love me. 576 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,800 - so I thought that... - I didn't talk to you last night. 577 00:40:02,858 --> 00:40:04,858 Oh... Lola. 578 00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:07,566 It's not supposed to happen like this. 579 00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:08,655 Calm down. 580 00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:10,369 Tell me what's wrong, and I will help. 581 00:40:10,449 --> 00:40:13,949 We will talk about this later, but right now, you need to go. 582 00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:16,540 I will always be here for you. 583 00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:23,085 Ooh, who is that? 584 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:28,800 I don't know. 585 00:41:38,954 --> 00:41:39,954 Shit! 586 00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:47,628 Oh... 587 00:42:08,025 --> 00:42:10,185 Barney, I'm in a library. 588 00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:13,735 Oh, my God. That's so naughty. 589 00:42:16,450 --> 00:42:18,660 Dee... 590 00:42:19,286 --> 00:42:22,406 Humper bought you a flash. What should I show you? 591 00:42:22,873 --> 00:42:25,753 Barney, control yourself. 592 00:42:27,753 --> 00:42:30,513 All right. I'm gonna get in so much trouble. 593 00:42:35,844 --> 00:42:37,564 Oh, my God. 594 00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:40,184 Let's go somewhere a little more private. 595 00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:42,058 Okay. 596 00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:44,561 Good. 597 00:42:45,312 --> 00:42:47,112 Guys, this is crazy. 598 00:42:47,690 --> 00:42:48,690 Okay. 599 00:42:49,942 --> 00:42:52,652 Okay, where should we go? This looks good. 600 00:42:56,198 --> 00:42:58,198 Uh... OK. 601 00:42:58,450 --> 00:43:01,200 You guys, this is so crazy. 602 00:43:02,371 --> 00:43:04,961 Humper! I can't. 603 00:43:05,332 --> 00:43:07,632 Oh, my God. You know what? 604 00:43:09,128 --> 00:43:10,208 What the hell? 605 00:43:10,963 --> 00:43:12,463 Make me famous. 606 00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:17,602 Ohh! I told you guys. 607 00:43:18,053 --> 00:43:19,053 Holy shit, dude. 608 00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:21,347 Hey. 609 00:43:23,475 --> 00:43:24,515 Where's Jordan? 610 00:43:28,314 --> 00:43:31,284 Guys, relax. I'm not gonna tell on you. 611 00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:38,163 - What do you guys want? - Wait, wait, wait. 612 00:43:39,033 --> 00:43:41,583 Brendan, get in here. 613 00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:45,288 Jordan. 614 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:48,628 Hey, Jordan! 615 00:43:49,501 --> 00:43:50,591 Happy birthday. 616 00:43:51,545 --> 00:43:52,545 Thanks. 617 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:56,344 Oh, hey, um... you're late. 618 00:43:57,051 --> 00:43:59,431 Uh... I don't care. 619 00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:02,510 Hey, Jordan, your sister wants you. 620 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:11,070 - You're here! Finally. - Finally. 621 00:44:11,148 --> 00:44:12,858 Lynne was telling us you bought a house. 622 00:44:12,941 --> 00:44:14,991 Well, she's renting and I told her she should buy it 623 00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:18,529 because, you know, I've been telling her how important it is to invest. 624 00:44:18,864 --> 00:44:20,954 What was the job again? 625 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,620 Uh, I'm in, like, web development. 626 00:44:23,702 --> 00:44:25,662 Ooh. Sounds fancy. What kind? 627 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:30,670 Uh, it's just like, freelance, sort of small businesses and stuff. 628 00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:34,416 - She's going through an ambitious phase. - It's a phase, you know. 629 00:44:34,546 --> 00:44:37,836 We're both so entrepreneurial. Katie, what's going on with you? 630 00:44:38,133 --> 00:44:40,933 - Uh, actually, let's not talk about work. - I'm with you. 631 00:44:41,095 --> 00:44:42,885 Okay, fine, let's do the cake. 632 00:44:43,138 --> 00:44:44,468 We should. I have to go soon. 633 00:44:44,765 --> 00:44:47,225 No, it's your brother's birthday, you can make time. 634 00:44:47,434 --> 00:44:49,604 Jordan, get your friends. We're doing the cake. 635 00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:51,937 Um... You come here and take a photo of me. 636 00:44:52,022 --> 00:44:54,232 I wanna get my picture in this outfit. 637 00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:56,193 On, camera, okay. 638 00:44:57,444 --> 00:44:58,904 - Ahem. - Okay, ready? 639 00:44:58,987 --> 00:45:00,697 - Yeah. - One, two, three. 640 00:45:01,573 --> 00:45:03,783 - One more, let me get the boobs. - OK, cool. 641 00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:05,577 One, two, three. 642 00:45:06,286 --> 00:45:08,246 - Cool. Nice one. - Yeah. 643 00:45:08,330 --> 00:45:10,000 Oh, God, I look so blotchy. 644 00:45:10,416 --> 00:45:11,536 - No, you don't. - No, I do. 645 00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:12,915 Uh, let me fix it. 646 00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:16,418 - You look great. - Thanks. 647 00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:17,915 - How's your mom? - Alex, stop! 648 00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:21,091 - What's going on? - Jordan, what are you... 649 00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,760 - Fucking stop! - Jordan, language! 650 00:45:24,847 --> 00:45:26,807 - Jordan, stop! - Peter, what are you... 651 00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:29,390 - Porn star! - Fucking stop! 652 00:45:29,476 --> 00:45:31,976 Your sister does porn. 653 00:45:32,354 --> 00:45:33,354 Cut it out! 654 00:45:37,109 --> 00:45:40,199 I don't think I've ever come that hard. 655 00:45:40,654 --> 00:45:43,624 I have always wanted to do that. It felt like... 656 00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:45,239 Can you turn that off? 657 00:45:45,325 --> 00:45:50,245 I'm so good at my job. I love each and every one... 658 00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:06,763 Mom. 659 00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:14,150 I was gonna tell you, okay? 660 00:46:14,646 --> 00:46:16,396 I didn't know how, I didn't know how to... 661 00:46:17,232 --> 00:46:18,402 We're doing the cake. 662 00:46:23,071 --> 00:46:26,331 Fuck. 663 00:46:35,876 --> 00:46:37,836 Lift, and lift! 664 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:41,220 And lift, and lift! Now squats. 665 00:46:41,298 --> 00:46:44,428 Whoo! Feel that burn. 666 00:46:45,427 --> 00:46:47,547 Oh, I am so sweaty. 667 00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:51,848 Come on, Giggle, I'm so tired. 668 00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:53,733 All right, let's... 669 00:46:54,394 --> 00:46:56,314 pull, pull... 670 00:46:56,396 --> 00:46:58,066 Pull, pull... Oh! 671 00:46:58,148 --> 00:47:00,938 Barney, you are my life saver, thank you. 672 00:47:02,361 --> 00:47:05,741 These last few shows have been so amazing. 673 00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:09,333 I'm, like, so proud of you guys. You really brought the fire. 674 00:47:09,409 --> 00:47:11,699 Aww. 675 00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:15,329 Guys, thank you so much. That's so sweet. 676 00:47:16,917 --> 00:47:18,957 All right. 677 00:47:19,378 --> 00:47:21,128 Who's ready to kick my ass? 678 00:47:21,296 --> 00:47:22,586 Giggle! 679 00:47:22,756 --> 00:47:25,216 Step, touch, step, touch, 680 00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:28,390 step, touch, step, touch, step, touch... 681 00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:31,520 Tou... 682 00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:33,892 All right, time for spanks. 683 00:47:34,768 --> 00:47:35,768 And... 684 00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:37,270 one. 685 00:47:39,648 --> 00:47:41,778 Two. Oh, that one hurt. 686 00:47:42,943 --> 00:47:44,193 Let's do, three. 687 00:47:45,195 --> 00:47:48,155 Four. Oh, my... 688 00:47:49,992 --> 00:47:52,912 Okay. This what you're lookin' for? 689 00:47:55,747 --> 00:47:57,877 Five. Ow. Six. 690 00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:02,629 Seven. Ow. Teapot, you're gonna make me bruise. 691 00:48:03,797 --> 00:48:05,757 Eight. 692 00:48:05,841 --> 00:48:07,471 Nine. Oh, my God. 693 00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:09,465 And one more, one more. 694 00:48:11,179 --> 00:48:12,179 Ten. 695 00:48:15,684 --> 00:48:16,984 All right, Teapot. 696 00:48:20,230 --> 00:48:21,230 Ready? 697 00:48:23,525 --> 00:48:26,025 One. Ow! 698 00:48:26,403 --> 00:48:27,613 Two. 699 00:48:28,530 --> 00:48:29,780 Three. 700 00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:32,278 Four. Ow. 701 00:48:33,243 --> 00:48:35,623 Five. Oh, that was a good one. 702 00:48:35,704 --> 00:48:37,504 Six. Ooh! 703 00:48:37,581 --> 00:48:39,421 Seven. 704 00:48:39,499 --> 00:48:42,379 Eight. Oh! Nine. 705 00:48:44,087 --> 00:48:45,087 And ten. 706 00:48:49,134 --> 00:48:50,724 Oh, you guys wanna break me, huh? 707 00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:58,021 Let's see what we have in here. 708 00:48:58,977 --> 00:49:00,557 My big old box of fun. 709 00:49:03,523 --> 00:49:04,903 Handcuffs. 710 00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:07,947 Oh, I have my choke collar. Hm? 711 00:49:08,987 --> 00:49:10,277 And... 712 00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:11,374 Oh. 713 00:49:13,283 --> 00:49:15,493 Where did this come from? 714 00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:18,913 Do you wanna see? 715 00:49:20,374 --> 00:49:21,384 I don't know. 716 00:49:27,297 --> 00:49:28,877 Where did this come from? 717 00:49:30,676 --> 00:49:31,676 Hmm. 718 00:49:32,469 --> 00:49:34,259 What is this doing here? 719 00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:38,184 How about... 720 00:49:39,851 --> 00:49:41,481 Three thousand for me to lick it? 721 00:49:42,396 --> 00:49:44,436 Oh, Barney. 722 00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:54,026 Ten thousand? 723 00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:56,949 For me to suck it? 724 00:50:08,171 --> 00:50:09,301 How about... 725 00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:12,377 Fifty thousand for me to load it? 726 00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:14,719 Anybody? 727 00:50:16,888 --> 00:50:18,018 You like this? 728 00:50:18,890 --> 00:50:20,140 Show me how much. 729 00:50:24,730 --> 00:50:25,980 How about... 730 00:50:26,648 --> 00:50:29,938 Hundred thousand for me to make it explode? 731 00:50:35,824 --> 00:50:38,584 Oh, come on, guys, isn't this fun? 732 00:50:41,705 --> 00:50:43,115 We're so close. 733 00:50:43,874 --> 00:50:45,924 Only 30,000 to go. 734 00:50:49,171 --> 00:50:52,511 Humper, you did it! I love you. 735 00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:22,001 Fuck. Fuck. 736 00:51:24,790 --> 00:51:26,500 Top 20! 737 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:30,170 Top 20! 738 00:51:31,421 --> 00:51:32,761 Top 20! 739 00:51:33,381 --> 00:51:36,221 Guys, we did it! We did it. 740 00:51:36,301 --> 00:51:37,721 Top 20! 741 00:51:38,178 --> 00:51:40,558 Yeah, we did it. 742 00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:42,635 We did it! 743 00:51:42,724 --> 00:51:47,064 Hi, I'm either at the salon or doing something fabulous. 744 00:51:47,145 --> 00:51:48,895 Leave a message. Ciao. 745 00:51:50,023 --> 00:51:52,783 Top 20! I can't believe it! 746 00:51:55,153 --> 00:51:57,493 - You've spoken with this website? - Yes! 747 00:51:57,572 --> 00:51:58,572 And they did nothing. 748 00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:01,486 I don't know how to be any more clear. 749 00:52:02,202 --> 00:52:04,542 She's online pretending to be me. 750 00:52:05,497 --> 00:52:06,497 Can I just show you? 751 00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:08,377 Yeah, yeah, pull it up. 752 00:52:27,394 --> 00:52:30,194 Please, you need to do something. 753 00:52:30,313 --> 00:52:32,773 70-25, code six, 104 North Avenue. 754 00:52:32,858 --> 00:52:35,028 Copy. I gotta step outside. 755 00:52:37,654 --> 00:52:41,284 - Look, this is my life. This is my job. - I'm not understanding how this works. 756 00:52:43,076 --> 00:52:43,946 What do you mean? 757 00:52:44,035 --> 00:52:46,365 This show that you do, you... 758 00:52:46,872 --> 00:52:51,712 You get paid by the minute or you have to do anything that they want you to do? 759 00:52:52,335 --> 00:52:55,585 No, I just... If I say I'm gonna do something, I do it. 760 00:52:55,672 --> 00:52:58,432 What's the weirdest thing that you've ever had to do? Come on. 761 00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:02,387 Do you ever meet up with these men in person? 762 00:53:04,806 --> 00:53:06,266 Sometimes, yeah. 763 00:53:06,349 --> 00:53:08,689 Do you ever engage in sexual activity with them? 764 00:53:12,981 --> 00:53:14,481 No, I don't. 765 00:53:15,692 --> 00:53:16,742 That's a shame. 766 00:53:16,818 --> 00:53:18,028 - Excuse me? - Hey, 767 00:53:18,904 --> 00:53:19,904 it's a compliment. 768 00:53:20,405 --> 00:53:21,405 Hah! 769 00:53:21,448 --> 00:53:24,328 - Rells, we gotta go. - What, so you're not going to help me? 770 00:53:24,618 --> 00:53:27,368 If you don't wanna see stuff like this, stay off the internet. 771 00:53:29,372 --> 00:53:31,082 Un-fucking-believable. 772 00:53:49,142 --> 00:53:52,022 No, guys, I said you have to guess, silly. 773 00:53:52,312 --> 00:53:54,062 Okay. 774 00:53:54,397 --> 00:53:55,397 It's... 775 00:53:56,566 --> 00:53:58,396 BabyGirl. 776 00:53:59,277 --> 00:54:02,487 At long last. I just have one question. 777 00:54:02,572 --> 00:54:06,122 What are you guys gonna make her do to me? Because I... 778 00:54:07,369 --> 00:54:08,369 Fuck. 779 00:54:18,797 --> 00:54:20,757 Oh, Gatsby I'm so excited. 780 00:54:21,091 --> 00:54:25,221 I've been wanting to get my hands on Lola since forever. 781 00:54:31,518 --> 00:54:34,148 Her skin looks so soft. I can't wait to touch it. 782 00:54:42,570 --> 00:54:47,620 I haven't fucked in so long, I'm going crazy. I'm serious. 783 00:54:48,201 --> 00:54:50,241 I was literally thinking about burning my house down 784 00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:52,707 just so a fireman would take pity on me. 785 00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:56,835 Well, yes. 786 00:54:56,918 --> 00:55:01,548 Lola can start my fire, not put it out. 787 00:55:02,882 --> 00:55:04,972 I just need to be fucked, you know? 788 00:55:21,943 --> 00:55:24,363 ...this job and, um... 789 00:55:24,946 --> 00:55:26,196 Okay, let's spin it. 790 00:55:27,490 --> 00:55:30,580 I did this weird thing where I was blonde on top and then I had brown ha... 791 00:55:30,660 --> 00:55:33,100 ...little I used to try to think about Santa Claus before I... 792 00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:35,673 I made it blue because you guys are always... 793 00:55:35,749 --> 00:55:39,129 ...burn my house down so a fireman will take pity on my ass. 794 00:55:39,586 --> 00:55:43,756 I know. I want him to start my fire, not put it out. 795 00:55:47,135 --> 00:55:49,135 I just need to get fucked, you know? 796 00:55:57,062 --> 00:55:58,272 Hey, Fox. 797 00:55:59,105 --> 00:56:01,785 Hey, we're about to start the Camothon, are you gonna watch? It's... 798 00:56:01,858 --> 00:56:03,488 Fox? Is this yours? 799 00:56:03,568 --> 00:56:05,358 Look, I just need to know, 800 00:56:05,779 --> 00:56:09,369 like, Baby's first name, or where she lives or something. 801 00:56:09,699 --> 00:56:12,329 What? Aren't you doing a show with her tomorrow? 802 00:56:12,535 --> 00:56:14,388 - Please, Fox, this isn't gonna... - Fox! 803 00:56:14,412 --> 00:56:16,162 Look, I'll ask around. 804 00:56:16,247 --> 00:56:17,807 - Two minutes. - Gotta go. 805 00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:19,792 Fuck. 806 00:56:23,713 --> 00:56:24,713 What? 807 00:56:58,248 --> 00:56:59,578 Lola! 808 00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:01,542 Barney! 809 00:57:01,835 --> 00:57:05,625 Oh, it is so, so good to see you. 810 00:57:05,713 --> 00:57:07,553 - Oh! - You too. 811 00:57:07,632 --> 00:57:09,802 Mm. Mm. Mm! 812 00:57:10,093 --> 00:57:12,393 Boy, last night's show... mwah! 813 00:57:12,470 --> 00:57:13,810 Perfection. 814 00:57:13,888 --> 00:57:16,678 - These suicides keep gettin' better. - Thank you. 815 00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:19,847 I have a couple of presents in my room, if you wanna look. 816 00:57:19,936 --> 00:57:23,356 Actually, what was that place you were telling me about? I'm kinda hungry. 817 00:57:25,066 --> 00:57:26,726 Well, your wish is my command. 818 00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:33,620 Hola, buenas tardes. 819 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:35,910 My name is Justin and I'll be taking care of you. 820 00:57:35,994 --> 00:57:39,334 Yeah, let me get a club soda, and let's get the, uh, guacamole cheese tower. 821 00:57:39,831 --> 00:57:41,751 I'm just gonna stick with water. 822 00:57:41,958 --> 00:57:45,838 Sure, that's okay. I'll be right back with the guacamole queso sorpreso. 823 00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:46,920 Yeah. 824 00:57:48,173 --> 00:57:49,343 Should've gotten a drink. 825 00:57:50,133 --> 00:57:51,223 I'm driving. 826 00:57:52,469 --> 00:57:54,349 Anyway, let me tell you about Miami. 827 00:57:54,637 --> 00:57:58,307 I won that date raffle, with Sarah Bear and Blossom, but only Blossom showed up. 828 00:57:58,391 --> 00:57:59,811 Oh, I love Blossom. 829 00:57:59,893 --> 00:58:01,943 Sarah didn't call or anything. It's like she forgot. 830 00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:04,150 I'm the guy that decides if you rank or not. 831 00:58:04,397 --> 00:58:05,897 Last date raffle I enter. 832 00:58:07,358 --> 00:58:09,188 Well, you just save those tips for me. 833 00:58:11,696 --> 00:58:14,656 See, I like you. You're smart. You get it. 834 00:58:14,741 --> 00:58:16,161 Mm. Thank you. 835 00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:18,750 I'd say you were my favorite, but, uh... 836 00:58:19,996 --> 00:58:21,456 - I don't pick favorites. - Hm. 837 00:58:22,207 --> 00:58:24,207 Guacamole queso sorpreso. 838 00:58:24,792 --> 00:58:28,712 - And do you know what you want for lunch? - Let me get the Big Boy Burrito Bowl, 839 00:58:29,172 --> 00:58:31,882 no sour cream, no cheese, no beans. 840 00:58:31,966 --> 00:58:33,256 - No beans? - No beans. 841 00:58:33,927 --> 00:58:34,927 Um... 842 00:58:35,762 --> 00:58:37,722 I'll have a veggie chimichanga. 843 00:58:37,889 --> 00:58:40,389 Ah, the cheesychita chimichanga. Que bueno. 844 00:58:42,435 --> 00:58:43,595 Hm! 845 00:58:43,686 --> 00:58:46,306 - I love the authenticity. - It's quirky. 846 00:58:48,775 --> 00:58:52,445 So, you know Baby pretty well, huh? 847 00:58:53,112 --> 00:58:55,412 How do you think she got to the top ten? 848 00:58:55,698 --> 00:58:56,988 Oh! Of course. 849 00:58:57,992 --> 00:59:00,372 I'm just kind of nervous about my show with her. 850 00:59:00,578 --> 00:59:03,748 You know, she's staying at mine, but I've never even met her. 851 00:59:04,582 --> 00:59:06,792 - And she's driving. - Driving? 852 00:59:07,752 --> 00:59:09,342 That's a long way from Georgia. 853 00:59:09,837 --> 00:59:10,917 I mean, she's... 854 00:59:11,589 --> 00:59:14,679 so glamorous, I thought she would be flying first class. 855 00:59:17,971 --> 00:59:19,511 I see right through the glitz. 856 00:59:20,306 --> 00:59:22,556 Prom queen's the most glamorous thing she's ever done. 857 00:59:22,976 --> 00:59:28,306 Underneath, she really just wants to know that she can get a guy... like me. 858 00:59:30,358 --> 00:59:33,438 So you know her... pretty well, yeah? 859 00:59:33,861 --> 00:59:35,491 Oh, honey, I've been to her house. 860 00:59:36,197 --> 00:59:38,867 Look what we, uh, found in her town. 861 00:59:40,285 --> 00:59:41,405 Oh! 862 00:59:41,494 --> 00:59:42,834 That is cute. 863 00:59:42,912 --> 00:59:45,042 - What can I say? You girls love me. - Mm-hm. 864 00:59:47,917 --> 00:59:49,287 I'm gonna use the ladies' room. 865 00:59:49,711 --> 00:59:50,711 Okay. 866 01:00:23,494 --> 01:00:25,004 Oh, we're getting ready. 867 01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:29,706 Oh! I know, I am so excited. 868 01:00:29,792 --> 01:00:32,462 A show with Baby has been my dream since forever. 869 01:00:33,671 --> 01:00:36,591 I hope we can get her to kiss me everywhere. 870 01:00:49,062 --> 01:00:51,062 Yellow is not my color. 871 01:00:52,398 --> 01:00:54,318 Hm. Why not this one? 872 01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:57,110 - Lola? - I just love how pretty that is. 873 01:00:57,987 --> 01:00:59,277 Barney sent... 874 01:00:59,364 --> 01:01:02,284 You know, I think your, uh, feed is all messed up. 875 01:01:02,575 --> 01:01:05,405 Barney? Do you want me to wear this tonight? 876 01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:08,705 How could my Lola be online at home 877 01:01:09,374 --> 01:01:11,214 when she's on a date with me? 878 01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:16,461 That's a cute picture, Lola. 879 01:01:18,341 --> 01:01:20,591 Wanna show me those little cat ears? 880 01:01:23,179 --> 01:01:24,179 No? 881 01:01:24,889 --> 01:01:27,179 Barney, this is the women's bathroom. 882 01:01:28,059 --> 01:01:30,769 So? Anybody else here? 883 01:01:34,065 --> 01:01:36,475 What, you think you're the first girl who's tried to scam me? 884 01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:39,364 You're always in it for something. 885 01:01:39,946 --> 01:01:43,026 Drugs, money, clothes. 886 01:01:44,283 --> 01:01:47,043 Look, I'm a reasonable man. 887 01:01:47,495 --> 01:01:50,075 You tell me who you are, and maybe we can still have some fun. 888 01:01:52,583 --> 01:01:54,133 Excuse me, is someone in here? 889 01:01:58,381 --> 01:01:59,591 Geez, come here! Hey. 890 01:02:00,591 --> 01:02:02,221 Hey! Let go! Let go! 891 01:02:03,302 --> 01:02:05,222 Is everything okay? 892 01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:12,230 Listen, I... I apologize. My wife does not feel well at all. 893 01:02:12,353 --> 01:02:15,082 You know, the young ones can't hold their liquor. It's okay, she'll... 894 01:02:15,106 --> 01:02:16,316 Don't worry, she'll be fine. 895 01:02:16,399 --> 01:02:18,029 Come on, come on, let's go, here we go. 896 01:02:18,109 --> 01:02:20,649 All right, all right. Here we go. 897 01:02:21,154 --> 01:02:22,994 Ow! Son of a... 898 01:02:45,678 --> 01:02:47,808 So, boys, what's it gonna be? 899 01:02:48,473 --> 01:02:50,733 Are you gonna let me kiss her? 900 01:02:50,808 --> 01:02:54,148 Ooh, yeah, her lips are so soft. 901 01:02:55,563 --> 01:02:58,653 - It's getting hot and steamy in here. - Thank you, Conquer. 902 01:02:59,275 --> 01:03:02,315 Oh, my God, she's making me so hot. 903 01:03:02,945 --> 01:03:04,705 - We don't have all night here. - No. 904 01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:08,121 We're a little impatient. Mm. 905 01:03:09,869 --> 01:03:11,869 Oh, I'm so ready, what are we doing? 906 01:03:13,206 --> 01:03:15,746 - Actually, you know what we should do? - What? 907 01:03:21,380 --> 01:03:24,510 - Ooh, you make it sound so mysterious. - No, not mysterious. 908 01:03:24,842 --> 01:03:27,392 - Let's go. - They're so excited. 909 01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:28,720 They're so excited. 910 01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:30,595 So jealous, they don't know what's going on. 911 01:03:30,681 --> 01:03:34,101 - Guys, you're just gonna love this. - Tough luck! 912 01:03:36,521 --> 01:03:39,021 - I'm taking her away. - Mm, yay! 913 01:03:43,569 --> 01:03:44,949 Here we go. 914 01:03:45,696 --> 01:03:47,946 Out of the pink room. Mm! 915 01:03:50,076 --> 01:03:52,286 Ooh, it's gonna be exciting. 916 01:03:52,662 --> 01:03:54,252 I'm walking in this top. 917 01:04:00,127 --> 01:04:02,047 Here's my hallway. 918 01:04:03,089 --> 01:04:04,509 Those are my boxes. 919 01:04:04,590 --> 01:04:05,880 I just moved in. 920 01:04:08,219 --> 01:04:09,549 Ooh. 921 01:04:09,637 --> 01:04:12,717 My guys have never seen my real bedroom before. 922 01:04:12,807 --> 01:04:15,227 Shall we go in? 923 01:04:15,309 --> 01:04:18,439 Here's the door. Moment of truth. 924 01:04:18,521 --> 01:04:21,111 No, no, no! No! 925 01:04:21,399 --> 01:04:22,399 No! 926 01:04:22,483 --> 01:04:24,153 Wow! 927 01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:27,529 - Get the fuck out of my house! - This is my bedroom. 928 01:04:27,613 --> 01:04:29,123 Get the fuck out! 929 01:04:29,198 --> 01:04:31,948 That's my bed that I sleep in every night. 930 01:04:32,034 --> 01:04:35,504 You are so adorable. 931 01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:38,000 Stop it, I was so awkward. 932 01:04:38,291 --> 01:04:40,331 - I was so awkward. - So hot. 933 01:04:42,128 --> 01:04:43,838 Who's this? Who's this dude? 934 01:04:43,963 --> 01:04:47,473 Um, no. That is my little brother. Gross. 935 01:04:48,342 --> 01:04:51,182 Look. Jordan. 936 01:04:54,265 --> 01:04:55,515 Fuck you! 937 01:06:03,292 --> 01:06:05,462 I guess people still think you live here. 938 01:06:07,463 --> 01:06:08,463 Hey. 939 01:06:10,383 --> 01:06:12,973 I saw a... house, so I'll... 940 01:06:14,178 --> 01:06:17,138 pay for it, or paint it myself. 941 01:06:24,271 --> 01:06:25,821 Mom, I wanted to tell you. 942 01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:28,863 I just wanted to wait until I was... 943 01:06:28,943 --> 01:06:31,203 in the top ten, you know, until I was good enough. 944 01:06:32,780 --> 01:06:33,820 You are really good. 945 01:06:34,573 --> 01:06:36,083 Huh? What does that mean? 946 01:06:40,371 --> 01:06:41,831 I watched a little. 947 01:06:45,209 --> 01:06:48,629 - Oh, you can't be serious. - I... I had to see. 948 01:06:49,338 --> 01:06:50,338 And you were good. 949 01:06:53,384 --> 01:06:54,384 I was? 950 01:06:54,719 --> 01:06:58,219 Those guys love you. You're so put together. 951 01:07:00,599 --> 01:07:04,099 I get you in pajamas, and bratty and bored and biting your nails. 952 01:07:04,186 --> 01:07:05,976 But on that show, you're a different person. 953 01:07:06,063 --> 01:07:08,143 Confident. I wish everybody could see you like that. 954 01:07:08,190 --> 01:07:11,990 - Mom, that person is not me. - And I'm not sad and pathetic. 955 01:07:12,069 --> 01:07:16,279 I'm enlightened, I understand this whole female empowerment thing. 956 01:07:16,365 --> 01:07:19,155 No, Mom, that's not even what it's about. That person is not me. 957 01:07:19,243 --> 01:07:22,833 - I get it. It's a performance. - No, Mom, you're not listening to me. 958 01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:25,960 I'll have to show you, okay? 959 01:07:29,253 --> 01:07:30,253 Look. 960 01:07:35,134 --> 01:07:36,894 Shit. 961 01:07:40,097 --> 01:07:43,177 - She's not online right now. - Who's not online? 962 01:07:43,392 --> 01:07:46,152 - I don't know. I don't know! - Stop. 963 01:07:46,604 --> 01:07:48,114 Just stop. 964 01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:52,528 Take some responsibility for your life and stop lying to me. 965 01:07:57,990 --> 01:07:59,120 Hey, Jordan. 966 01:08:01,285 --> 01:08:03,695 Mm! Wash it. 967 01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:16,591 Hey, Jordo. 968 01:08:28,771 --> 01:08:31,401 - Watch Ziggy for me. - Where are you going? 969 01:09:03,597 --> 01:09:05,307 Shit. 970 01:10:17,296 --> 01:10:18,506 Wrong room. Sorry. 971 01:10:26,889 --> 01:10:30,139 Hi, I'm looking for a guy. He's kind of tall, sweaty, nervous. 972 01:10:30,476 --> 01:10:31,686 Have you seen him? Is he here? 973 01:10:31,769 --> 01:10:34,729 - Uh... up there, maybe. Try room three. - Three? 974 01:10:34,980 --> 01:10:35,980 Thank you. 975 01:10:48,244 --> 01:10:49,244 Who is it? 976 01:10:50,079 --> 01:10:51,869 Hey, it's me, Tink. 977 01:10:53,290 --> 01:10:54,380 One second. 978 01:11:03,550 --> 01:11:06,350 - Lola. - Hi. I'm so happy to see you. 979 01:11:08,597 --> 01:11:10,597 Listen, I'm sorry about the other day. 980 01:11:12,518 --> 01:11:13,978 What's going on? 981 01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:17,435 I don't know what to do. 982 01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:20,565 Someone stole my show. 983 01:11:23,612 --> 01:11:24,612 Poor thing. 984 01:11:24,989 --> 01:11:27,569 It's gonna be okay. Arnold is here to help. 985 01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:37,248 What a conspiracy. 986 01:11:38,377 --> 01:11:41,957 I wondered why Sarah and Winter had been acting so strangely. 987 01:11:43,465 --> 01:11:45,335 We were brought together for a reason. 988 01:11:47,344 --> 01:11:50,314 Unexpected things happen to test us. 989 01:11:50,931 --> 01:11:52,601 That's what this is. You're being tested. 990 01:11:52,683 --> 01:11:55,023 But... you're strong. You'll make it through. 991 01:11:58,397 --> 01:11:59,397 And I'm your helper. 992 01:12:01,108 --> 01:12:02,108 You know? 993 01:12:02,860 --> 01:12:04,110 I'm your life helper. 994 01:12:09,575 --> 01:12:10,865 Whoever did this to you... 995 01:12:11,660 --> 01:12:12,660 I wanna find him. 996 01:12:13,746 --> 01:12:14,746 And I wanna hurt him. 997 01:12:15,789 --> 01:12:17,619 - Thank you, Tinker. - Arnold. 998 01:12:20,794 --> 01:12:23,134 Who is she, do you think? 999 01:12:24,298 --> 01:12:25,378 Some lowlife. 1000 01:12:30,137 --> 01:12:31,847 Clearly obsessed with you. 1001 01:12:36,769 --> 01:12:38,479 She probably has your address. 1002 01:12:41,982 --> 01:12:44,032 You should probably stay here. 1003 01:12:47,279 --> 01:12:48,489 It isn't safe. 1004 01:12:52,284 --> 01:12:53,544 When she gets on tonight, 1005 01:12:54,787 --> 01:12:55,907 we'll get to work. 1006 01:12:56,580 --> 01:12:58,040 We'll beat this thing together. 1007 01:12:59,124 --> 01:13:00,794 I'll take care of you, my chickadee. 1008 01:13:57,391 --> 01:14:00,141 You turn me on so much... 1009 01:14:02,771 --> 01:14:05,441 - Does that feel good? - Forgive me, mother Mary. 1010 01:14:07,484 --> 01:14:09,284 - Come on, Tinker... - Lola! 1011 01:14:11,155 --> 01:14:12,355 Are you gonna come? 1012 01:14:12,739 --> 01:14:15,529 Oh, no, please. Wait. 1013 01:14:16,243 --> 01:14:18,703 Wait. No, no. 1014 01:14:19,705 --> 01:14:20,535 You don't understand. 1015 01:14:20,622 --> 01:14:23,132 - I was investigating. - Why the fuck are you lying to me? 1016 01:14:23,208 --> 01:14:24,588 I'm not! 1017 01:14:28,755 --> 01:14:29,965 Look at me. 1018 01:14:30,382 --> 01:14:31,932 Look at me, you piece of shit. 1019 01:14:32,009 --> 01:14:34,259 I'm sorry. I can't... 1020 01:14:34,344 --> 01:14:36,144 - What did you do? - Just... nothing. Nothing! 1021 01:14:36,305 --> 01:14:39,135 - I... I found it just like... - It? What is it? 1022 01:14:39,224 --> 01:14:43,104 I don't know. I think it takes anything it can find of you online. 1023 01:14:43,187 --> 01:14:44,187 What does? 1024 01:14:44,563 --> 01:14:46,443 I told you, I don't know. 1025 01:14:46,690 --> 01:14:50,030 But it's on all the cam sites. Not just FGL. 1026 01:14:52,154 --> 01:14:54,074 You knew this was gonna happen to me. 1027 01:14:57,201 --> 01:14:58,541 Answer me, Tinker! 1028 01:14:59,578 --> 01:15:04,248 Yeah. Yes. I can usually tell 1029 01:15:04,958 --> 01:15:09,378 - if one of the girls is gonna be copied. - How? 1030 01:15:10,464 --> 01:15:13,594 I've watched enough to guess who it'll choose, 1031 01:15:14,176 --> 01:15:16,796 but I don't know what it is or how it works. 1032 01:15:17,888 --> 01:15:20,058 I came here to help. 1033 01:15:20,390 --> 01:15:22,060 - Bullshit! - I... I... 1034 01:15:22,142 --> 01:15:26,062 I didn't... wanna tell you and ruin what we have. 1035 01:15:26,355 --> 01:15:28,765 I didn't do this, I swear. 1036 01:15:29,149 --> 01:15:31,649 - You moved here... - I love you, I wouldn't do this. 1037 01:15:31,735 --> 01:15:34,945 You moved here and you fucking waited so you could ride in to save the day? 1038 01:15:35,030 --> 01:15:36,110 Tinker? 1039 01:15:37,866 --> 01:15:39,026 Tink? 1040 01:15:39,785 --> 01:15:41,785 Tinker! I miss you. 1041 01:15:46,041 --> 01:15:48,001 Oh, God. 1042 01:15:50,879 --> 01:15:53,549 Tinker! I'm lonely. 1043 01:15:57,177 --> 01:15:58,217 Tinker... 1044 01:16:07,854 --> 01:16:08,944 Oh, hi. 1045 01:16:10,065 --> 01:16:11,685 Are you Tinker's girlfriend? 1046 01:16:14,111 --> 01:16:15,111 Hi. 1047 01:16:18,448 --> 01:16:20,028 Uh... How are you? 1048 01:16:22,995 --> 01:16:25,615 Good. Where's Tinker? 1049 01:16:29,585 --> 01:16:31,085 He's... he's not here. 1050 01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:32,920 Oh. 1051 01:16:35,757 --> 01:16:36,757 What's your name? 1052 01:16:43,056 --> 01:16:46,056 Tink, your girlfriend's not very friendly. 1053 01:16:53,942 --> 01:16:54,942 Hello? 1054 01:16:55,861 --> 01:16:57,531 I wanna be friends. 1055 01:17:01,867 --> 01:17:03,447 She doesn't recognize me. 1056 01:17:07,414 --> 01:17:09,374 She doesn't know what the fuck she looks like. 1057 01:17:11,710 --> 01:17:14,300 No, what are you... what are you doing? 1058 01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:18,430 No. No! You can't leave. You can't leave. 1059 01:17:18,550 --> 01:17:19,550 Please. 1060 01:17:19,676 --> 01:17:21,756 - Have fun with Lola. - No. 1061 01:17:21,887 --> 01:17:23,557 - No. - While you still can. 1062 01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:25,139 You can't leave! 1063 01:18:03,553 --> 01:18:05,143 Ooh, aah... 1064 01:18:05,597 --> 01:18:08,477 Oh! I love this song. 1065 01:18:16,191 --> 01:18:18,361 I wish one of you was here to dance with me. 1066 01:18:24,116 --> 01:18:27,286 But, Teapot, we're right in the middle of my dance. 1067 01:18:32,749 --> 01:18:34,499 Okay. 1068 01:18:39,464 --> 01:18:40,974 Well, can I see you? 1069 01:18:42,592 --> 01:18:44,552 I really wanna see you. 1070 01:18:50,350 --> 01:18:53,150 Oh, Tinker's girlfriend. 1071 01:18:53,770 --> 01:18:55,940 Oh! You are a cutie. 1072 01:18:56,565 --> 01:18:58,355 - Hm. - So, 1073 01:18:59,359 --> 01:19:00,989 what do you wanna do with me? 1074 01:19:01,069 --> 01:19:03,109 Why don't you go sit down at your vanity? 1075 01:19:04,072 --> 01:19:05,072 Okay. 1076 01:19:17,169 --> 01:19:18,169 So... 1077 01:19:19,171 --> 01:19:20,961 what do you want me to do next? 1078 01:19:21,173 --> 01:19:24,013 I want everyone to see how good we look together. 1079 01:19:24,843 --> 01:19:28,643 Oh! So, you wanna be watched. 1080 01:19:30,390 --> 01:19:32,230 I love being watched. 1081 01:19:34,561 --> 01:19:37,521 Look, everybody. It's Teapot. 1082 01:19:38,398 --> 01:19:40,358 Hi, guys. 1083 01:19:44,654 --> 01:19:47,164 Aw, thank you, guys, so much. 1084 01:19:47,783 --> 01:19:50,413 - There's so much love. - I know. 1085 01:19:51,620 --> 01:19:53,540 But who's getting the most? 1086 01:19:55,290 --> 01:19:57,380 Which one of us is the best Lola? 1087 01:19:59,795 --> 01:20:02,875 - Maybe we should play a game to find out. - Hm. 1088 01:20:02,964 --> 01:20:04,264 What kind of game? 1089 01:20:05,175 --> 01:20:06,715 Monkey see, monkey do. 1090 01:20:07,677 --> 01:20:09,177 Whoever does it better wins. 1091 01:20:09,554 --> 01:20:11,724 The room picks and the winner gets a prize. 1092 01:20:13,350 --> 01:20:16,270 I don't know. What do you guys think? 1093 01:20:24,027 --> 01:20:26,277 - Okay, deal. - You promise? 1094 01:20:27,364 --> 01:20:28,454 I promise. 1095 01:20:29,366 --> 01:20:30,366 Okay. 1096 01:20:31,368 --> 01:20:32,538 I'll go first. 1097 01:20:46,299 --> 01:20:48,299 Oh, the heart's for me. 1098 01:20:48,885 --> 01:20:49,885 My turn. 1099 01:20:53,807 --> 01:20:54,977 I love you guys. 1100 01:21:03,608 --> 01:21:04,938 I love you guys. 1101 01:21:13,201 --> 01:21:14,581 What's the tally? 1102 01:21:17,581 --> 01:21:20,461 Oh, wow. You won by a landslide. 1103 01:21:23,587 --> 01:21:24,827 What do you think, guys? 1104 01:21:25,755 --> 01:21:27,665 What should my prize be? 1105 01:21:31,428 --> 01:21:32,428 Okay. 1106 01:21:33,972 --> 01:21:36,352 For my prize, I want you to strip. 1107 01:21:40,937 --> 01:21:43,727 Done. 1108 01:21:45,734 --> 01:21:46,944 Thank you, guys. 1109 01:21:52,782 --> 01:21:54,662 How about we up the ante? 1110 01:21:54,993 --> 01:21:57,453 That was way too easy. 1111 01:21:58,914 --> 01:22:00,124 Fine. 1112 01:22:04,210 --> 01:22:05,210 Repeat after me. 1113 01:22:05,462 --> 01:22:07,172 - Hey, boys. - Hey, boys. 1114 01:22:07,380 --> 01:22:09,880 - Wanna see something cool? - Wanna see something cool? 1115 01:22:16,765 --> 01:22:19,305 - You stole my face. - You stole my face. 1116 01:22:19,392 --> 01:22:22,442 You stole my face and now I'm going to get it back. 1117 01:22:22,729 --> 01:22:25,189 You stole my face and now I'm going to get it back. 1118 01:22:47,879 --> 01:22:49,589 - See. - See. 1119 01:22:50,173 --> 01:22:51,683 You're not real! 1120 01:22:52,300 --> 01:22:53,300 You're not real. 1121 01:23:20,704 --> 01:23:25,294 Wow, I've never seen my guys so riled up like this. 1122 01:23:27,419 --> 01:23:30,089 This is a fun game. 1123 01:23:30,171 --> 01:23:31,841 I like this one. 1124 01:23:34,968 --> 01:23:37,218 Guys, better vote for me. 1125 01:23:44,894 --> 01:23:47,274 Wow. You won, Teapot. 1126 01:23:49,149 --> 01:23:50,399 What do you want from me? 1127 01:23:51,276 --> 01:23:53,276 I want your account password. 1128 01:23:55,572 --> 01:23:57,452 I don't think that's very fair. 1129 01:24:00,285 --> 01:24:02,995 Give it to me, Lola, I want it. 1130 01:24:03,371 --> 01:24:05,331 - Give you what? - Your password. 1131 01:24:06,291 --> 01:24:07,381 You gotta follow through. 1132 01:24:07,459 --> 01:24:09,669 How would your guys ever trust you again, if you didn't? 1133 01:24:10,128 --> 01:24:14,338 - Well. - Stop tipping, stop tipping. 1134 01:24:21,931 --> 01:24:22,931 Okay. 1135 01:24:30,065 --> 01:24:32,225 Teapot? It's your turn. 1136 01:24:32,942 --> 01:24:34,942 What do you want me to do next? Hm? 1137 01:24:42,577 --> 01:24:43,787 So... 1138 01:24:44,162 --> 01:24:45,872 should I go first this time? 1139 01:24:47,916 --> 01:24:49,786 Come on, let's keep playing. 1140 01:24:50,668 --> 01:24:52,708 - Please. - She did it. 1141 01:24:54,380 --> 01:24:55,590 You can tip again. 1142 01:24:57,675 --> 01:25:01,465 Ooh! Thank you, guys. 1143 01:25:13,691 --> 01:25:14,981 Okay! 1144 01:25:15,610 --> 01:25:17,450 Let's play again! 1145 01:25:18,154 --> 01:25:19,414 Copy... 1146 01:25:20,615 --> 01:25:22,365 this. 1147 01:25:24,536 --> 01:25:28,076 No, Tonebug, I'm not that... 1148 01:26:58,880 --> 01:27:00,510 Are you sure you wanna do this? 1149 01:27:00,673 --> 01:27:01,803 Yes, Mom. 1150 01:27:02,467 --> 01:27:03,747 And if it happens again? 1151 01:27:04,260 --> 01:27:08,470 Then I'll make another one. And another one and another one. 1152 01:27:09,599 --> 01:27:11,389 - Can I see? - Not yet. 1153 01:27:19,859 --> 01:27:21,859 Can't believe I'm doing this. 1154 01:27:22,695 --> 01:27:23,695 Okay. 1155 01:27:25,198 --> 01:27:27,078 Oh! 1156 01:27:27,158 --> 01:27:28,828 You're so lucky you're my daughter. 1157 01:27:48,179 --> 01:27:49,559 - Thank you. - Mm. 1158 01:28:49,073 --> 01:28:50,073 Hey, guys. 79871

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