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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:25,208 --> 00:01:20,540 JiG 1 00:01:25,208 --> 00:01:26,540 You conned innocent housewives? 2 00:01:27,541 --> 00:01:30,207 Why do you care? 3 00:01:30,541 --> 00:01:31,790 "Mahjong Warrior"? 4 00:01:32,166 --> 00:01:33,749 They are... 5 00:01:33,875 --> 00:01:34,874 my friends. 6 00:01:35,666 --> 00:01:36,582 Their business 7 00:01:37,583 --> 00:01:38,499 is my business! 8 00:02:10,750 --> 00:02:12,165 - West. - Pong! 9 00:02:17,708 --> 00:02:18,790 - Green Dragon. - Pong! 10 00:02:25,250 --> 00:02:26,165 Mahjong. 11 00:02:28,833 --> 00:02:30,665 "Self-Touch", "3 Lesser Scholars", 12 00:02:30,791 --> 00:02:33,165 "3 Hidden Kongs". 13 00:02:34,375 --> 00:02:35,665 You're kidding! 14 00:02:52,708 --> 00:02:53,665 1 tile short! 15 00:02:57,125 --> 00:02:58,374 You two are finished. 16 00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:00,207 There's still me! 17 00:03:00,750 --> 00:03:02,124 You're 1 tile short. 18 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:03,749 What do you mean? 19 00:03:05,166 --> 00:03:07,707 Forgot to add a tile. 20 00:03:08,375 --> 00:03:10,082 Will eight-fold be enough? 21 00:03:10,208 --> 00:03:12,165 Fine, but don't con any more people. 22 00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:13,749 That'll kill our business. 23 00:03:14,083 --> 00:03:17,082 I'll fight you to the end! 24 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:20,582 Should've listened to him. 25 00:03:20,708 --> 00:03:22,665 Now we lost everything. 26 00:03:23,458 --> 00:03:25,374 Who is he anyway? 27 00:03:25,625 --> 00:03:28,499 How did he come up with "8 1/2 Pairs"? 28 00:03:30,500 --> 00:03:31,665 Thanks, buddies. 29 00:04:08,333 --> 00:04:10,457 No parking. License please! 30 00:04:14,541 --> 00:04:17,332 You've become homeless? 31 00:04:19,583 --> 00:04:20,665 What do you do? 32 00:04:24,708 --> 00:04:25,624 I asked what you do. 33 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:26,457 I play Mahjong. 34 00:04:26,583 --> 00:04:29,374 So you're a drifter. 35 00:04:29,583 --> 00:04:30,749 A loser! 36 00:04:32,208 --> 00:04:33,124 What's in the bag? 37 00:04:33,250 --> 00:04:34,165 Money. 38 00:04:34,416 --> 00:04:36,124 Did you rob a bank? 39 00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:39,124 Paying Mahjong pays more. 40 00:04:41,458 --> 00:04:43,415 Mister! We need a player! 41 00:04:43,541 --> 00:04:45,374 Give me 30 minutes. 42 00:04:45,541 --> 00:04:46,749 How about sooner? 43 00:04:47,083 --> 00:04:48,624 You live far away. 44 00:04:49,208 --> 00:04:51,707 Mrs. So only needs 1 5 minutes. 45 00:04:52,791 --> 00:04:54,332 Give me 14 minutes. 46 00:04:55,666 --> 00:04:57,415 14 minutes? You'll speed? 47 00:04:57,583 --> 00:04:59,165 Of course not! 48 00:05:03,125 --> 00:05:04,457 $500! Where's the bathroom? 49 00:05:04,625 --> 00:05:06,457 - There. - Thanks! Hurry! 50 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:15,749 Compulsive gambler! 51 00:05:19,541 --> 00:05:20,165 Order please. 52 00:05:20,291 --> 00:05:22,124 One egg sandwich and one milk tea. Hurry! 53 00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:23,082 Yes. 54 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:25,082 Hurry! 55 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:29,749 - Pong. - Chow. 56 00:05:30,166 --> 00:05:31,582 - Pong. - Kong. 57 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:33,499 Mahjong. 58 00:05:42,125 --> 00:05:44,124 Hurry! 59 00:05:44,625 --> 00:05:45,332 Who ordered food? 60 00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:46,540 Thanks. 61 00:05:46,791 --> 00:05:47,707 It's not yours! 62 00:05:53,375 --> 00:05:54,457 Thanks. 63 00:06:11,333 --> 00:06:12,332 Illegal parking. 64 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:29,124 What's wrong with you? 65 00:06:29,291 --> 00:06:31,374 Woke up with a stiff neck. 66 00:06:32,083 --> 00:06:33,165 Show me your tongue. 67 00:06:34,625 --> 00:06:35,749 Your eye white. 68 00:06:37,583 --> 00:06:38,457 You're okay. 69 00:06:38,583 --> 00:06:40,249 You just sprained it. 70 00:06:40,375 --> 00:06:41,624 I can help. 71 00:06:42,291 --> 00:06:43,124 How? 72 00:06:43,375 --> 00:06:44,665 - East. - Pong. 73 00:06:45,250 --> 00:06:46,124 - South. - Pong. 74 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:47,374 - West. - Pong. 75 00:06:47,791 --> 00:06:48,499 North. 76 00:06:48,791 --> 00:06:49,499 Pong! 77 00:06:49,625 --> 00:06:51,165 1 Bamboo. 78 00:06:52,166 --> 00:06:55,665 Need one more tile! "Four Happiness" ! 79 00:06:55,791 --> 00:06:58,457 Mahjong. 80 00:06:59,458 --> 00:07:01,082 Damn you! 81 00:07:01,208 --> 00:07:02,707 What's wrong with you? 82 00:07:03,041 --> 00:07:05,582 You stole my win! 83 00:07:07,333 --> 00:07:09,457 I can move again! 84 00:07:09,583 --> 00:07:10,415 Let's play. . . 85 00:07:10,583 --> 00:07:11,374 Told you I could help. 86 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:13,082 Can you cure my cold? 87 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:14,290 I'll make you exercise. 88 00:07:15,250 --> 00:07:16,415 My eyes feel dry. 89 00:07:16,541 --> 00:07:18,124 I know how to make you cry. 90 00:07:18,208 --> 00:07:19,249 I don't cry easy. 91 00:07:19,375 --> 00:07:21,290 Not even when my husband died. 92 00:07:21,458 --> 00:07:22,749 Fine. 93 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:00,499 You are something! 94 00:08:00,666 --> 00:08:02,415 Took you 8 losses to cry. 95 00:08:02,541 --> 00:08:04,165 For most people 2 or 3 is enough. 96 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,249 Are you two feeling better? 97 00:08:06,375 --> 00:08:08,457 Yes, but you cost a fortune. 98 00:08:08,583 --> 00:08:09,624 Good health is priceless. 99 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:14,165 Time's up. Your grandson is waiting. 100 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:16,249 Your son is waiting at school. 101 00:08:16,375 --> 00:08:17,874 I have to clean this up before dinner. 102 00:08:18,208 --> 00:08:20,707 I'll help you. Go. 103 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:24,582 Your son is alone at school. 104 00:08:24,708 --> 00:08:26,249 Lock the door for me. 105 00:08:26,666 --> 00:08:27,874 I'll sweep the floor too. 106 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:34,790 Leave my car alone! 107 00:08:35,291 --> 00:08:36,624 I used to do this for you. 108 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,707 We broke up a long time ago. 109 00:08:39,791 --> 00:08:42,499 I didn't want to! What's wrong with me? 110 00:08:42,833 --> 00:08:43,790 You're a sore loser. 111 00:08:44,416 --> 00:08:45,457 I'll quit Mahjong. 112 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:47,249 It has to do with your character. 113 00:08:47,708 --> 00:08:49,124 What's wrong with me? 114 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:51,499 Why give up the stewardess job to become a cop? 115 00:08:51,708 --> 00:08:52,624 To write you tickets. 116 00:08:52,791 --> 00:08:53,915 See? 117 00:08:54,666 --> 00:08:55,749 You have a problem. 118 00:08:56,375 --> 00:08:59,457 I've changed. I'll prove it. 119 00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:02,249 Last time you said the same, 120 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:04,374 but you almost beat up someone. Leave. 121 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:05,665 I won't. I swear. 122 00:09:05,791 --> 00:09:07,499 Go now. 123 00:09:07,625 --> 00:09:10,207 Return the bike. 124 00:09:10,333 --> 00:09:11,332 You're not a good biker. 125 00:09:11,458 --> 00:09:14,374 What if you get into an accident? 126 00:09:16,666 --> 00:09:19,249 Need another player? 127 00:09:19,541 --> 00:09:21,290 No problem. Wait. 128 00:09:26,583 --> 00:09:27,874 You won't lose temper? 129 00:09:29,875 --> 00:09:32,165 I'll give you a chance. Come! 130 00:09:32,291 --> 00:09:33,790 What about the bike? 131 00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:36,124 Leave it. You quit already! 132 00:09:53,541 --> 00:09:54,582 Hurry. 133 00:09:55,875 --> 00:09:56,582 Sis. 134 00:09:56,708 --> 00:09:57,749 Sorry. 135 00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:00,165 Relax. 136 00:10:01,791 --> 00:10:02,499 The stakes are low. 137 00:10:02,625 --> 00:10:04,207 Take it off. 138 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:08,332 That's not it. Actually... 139 00:10:09,125 --> 00:10:11,249 He promised if I keep my temper 140 00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:12,790 he'll marry me. 141 00:10:13,416 --> 00:10:15,290 I said "re-united". 142 00:10:15,541 --> 00:10:17,165 You don't mean marriage? 143 00:10:18,666 --> 00:10:21,124 We can't just move in together. 144 00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:23,415 What do I tell my parents? 145 00:10:23,541 --> 00:10:24,624 Fine. 146 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:26,457 What do I tell my relatives? 147 00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:27,832 Fine! 148 00:10:28,166 --> 00:10:30,749 I'll marry you if you keep calm and win money. 149 00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:32,415 9 Circles. 150 00:10:32,541 --> 00:10:34,790 You just added another condition? 151 00:10:35,125 --> 00:10:38,415 I want my wife to be a winning player. 152 00:10:38,541 --> 00:10:39,707 Let's play. 153 00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:42,665 That's a lot of conditions to satisfy. 154 00:10:42,791 --> 00:10:45,540 What should I do? 155 00:10:45,833 --> 00:10:48,832 But if you win you'll keep your temper. 156 00:10:49,375 --> 00:10:53,207 Right. Winning never upsets me. 157 00:10:53,375 --> 00:10:54,540 5 Bamboos. 158 00:10:56,458 --> 00:10:59,165 But I've never beaten him once. 159 00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:01,082 He'll clean me out. 160 00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:02,249 5 Bamboos. 161 00:11:03,375 --> 00:11:04,749 Come on. 162 00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:09,790 3 Circles. 163 00:11:13,291 --> 00:11:15,207 I don't have a chance. 164 00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:17,499 3 Circles. 165 00:11:18,166 --> 00:11:19,540 Give me a break. 166 00:11:21,666 --> 00:11:24,124 A good hand won't help me. 167 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:25,790 Need Characters? 168 00:11:26,708 --> 00:11:28,540 - 5 Characters. - Pong. 169 00:11:28,791 --> 00:11:30,207 Tipping her off? 170 00:11:30,666 --> 00:11:32,249 Women help each other. 171 00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:34,290 I agree. 3 Characters. 172 00:11:34,708 --> 00:11:36,165 Pong. 173 00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:40,415 What do you need now? 174 00:11:40,666 --> 00:11:42,665 2 Characters? 4 Characters? 175 00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:44,540 - 7 Characters. - Pong. 176 00:11:45,666 --> 00:11:47,124 I have 9 tiles. 177 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,749 "Clean Pairs" or "Honor Pairs"? 178 00:11:51,291 --> 00:11:52,832 Let's see. "Honor Pairs". 179 00:11:53,666 --> 00:11:55,832 Perfect. Green Dragon. 180 00:11:56,291 --> 00:11:57,332 Mahjong! 181 00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:00,749 Here's your wedding present. 182 00:12:02,791 --> 00:12:05,790 Please come to the reception. 183 00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:07,332 You two are something! 184 00:12:12,541 --> 00:12:13,540 1 tile short. 185 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:15,374 You deserve it. 186 00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:16,665 What do you have? 187 00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:19,540 No. This tile is yours. 188 00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:21,124 Right. 189 00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:23,124 - "Self-Touch"! - Awesome! 190 00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:24,665 Pay up! 191 00:12:24,791 --> 00:12:25,790 I'll get married! 192 00:12:26,166 --> 00:12:27,707 You'll go on cheating? 193 00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:30,124 More or less. 194 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,165 We have more tricks! 195 00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:38,165 "Heaven's Grace" ! 196 00:12:40,791 --> 00:12:42,540 You manipulated the tiles! 197 00:12:42,666 --> 00:12:43,665 Sure I did! 198 00:12:43,791 --> 00:12:46,124 I'll deal the best hand to myself every time. 199 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:47,749 Don't try me! 200 00:12:48,375 --> 00:12:49,832 You rather cheat than to marry me? 201 00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:51,332 Am I that bad? 202 00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:53,124 You don't respect the rules. 203 00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:54,540 You're cheating. 204 00:12:54,666 --> 00:12:56,290 Just like a thief! 205 00:12:56,791 --> 00:12:58,415 It's not my fault! 206 00:12:58,541 --> 00:13:00,582 These two stupid bitches did it. 207 00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:03,749 Told you you're a sore loser. 208 00:13:04,125 --> 00:13:06,207 They were helping you, 209 00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:08,290 but you call them names. 210 00:13:08,416 --> 00:13:11,582 "Bitch" is harsh, why add "Stupid"? 211 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,415 No one says that these days. 212 00:13:14,541 --> 00:13:16,540 It's so childish. 213 00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:18,249 Go to hell! 214 00:13:18,375 --> 00:13:19,624 Jerk! 215 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,249 Good luck. 216 00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:57,665 Is Mahjong the only cure? 217 00:13:58,208 --> 00:13:59,790 You'll get fast results. 218 00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:01,749 I hate the game. 219 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,332 It's to cure your mom's Alzheimer's disease. 220 00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:06,124 Why do you care? 221 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:08,332 How about playing cards? 222 00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:10,749 I'd recommend it to Westerners. 223 00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:12,665 But Mahjong works for Chinese. 224 00:14:12,791 --> 00:14:14,499 It's the national game. 225 00:14:14,666 --> 00:14:16,332 How about Chinese checkers? 226 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:19,082 I'd recommend it to kids. 227 00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:21,249 But kids don't have Alzheimer's disease. 228 00:14:21,541 --> 00:14:22,832 Try it if you want. 229 00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:26,749 Hop. 230 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:31,790 Hop. Hop. Hop. 231 00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:34,249 Hop! 232 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:37,290 Don't eat the marbles. Spit them out. 233 00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:45,665 Fay. 234 00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:46,832 Yes. 235 00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:48,874 Call your friends to play Mahjong with mom. 236 00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:11,457 Get us tea! 237 00:15:11,625 --> 00:15:12,749 Yes Fay. 238 00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:14,624 Who is he? 239 00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:17,499 It's your deadbeat son. 240 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:18,790 Deadbeat son? 241 00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:21,124 Pretend he never existed. 242 00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:22,832 We're hungry. Order food. 243 00:15:23,416 --> 00:15:24,499 What's the number? 244 00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:26,665 Check the phone book. 245 00:15:30,666 --> 00:15:33,249 "Deadbeat son" 246 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,249 Deadbeat son? 247 00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:39,124 Deadbeat son. Write down the order. 248 00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:41,582 Beef fried rice. 249 00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:42,790 Mom? 250 00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:44,207 Where are you? 251 00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:45,749 Listen to me first. 252 00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:47,499 I have more to order. 253 00:15:47,791 --> 00:15:49,332 One satay beef with rice. 254 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,540 One beef stew with rice. 255 00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:53,540 It's your son, mom. 256 00:15:53,666 --> 00:15:57,624 Wait! And one beef stew fried rice. 257 00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:59,207 That's all. 258 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,540 I've been looking for you. 259 00:16:00,666 --> 00:16:02,207 Where have you moved to? 260 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,124 My address is. . . 261 00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,165 Don't remember. 262 00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:07,082 Where's bro? Who's with you? 263 00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:08,415 Fay. 264 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,124 Shut up! I lost again! 265 00:16:11,291 --> 00:16:13,582 Fay's in a bad mood. 266 00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:16,124 Ask your neighbor. 267 00:16:16,416 --> 00:16:19,499 Hello? 268 00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:21,540 No one's home. 269 00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:25,124 Try look around. You see anyone? 270 00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:29,540 Anyone? 271 00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:35,374 There's no one. 272 00:16:37,541 --> 00:16:39,374 Can you hear me? 273 00:16:41,791 --> 00:16:43,165 Where are you? 274 00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:48,124 Mister, can you tell him my address? 275 00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:51,374 He's got food to deliver. 276 00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:55,499 Mom, are you all right? 277 00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:57,540 No, not me. 278 00:16:57,666 --> 00:16:59,707 Tell him. 279 00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:02,374 Thanks. 280 00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:08,457 Sorry mom. 281 00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:11,124 I'm sorry for what I did. 282 00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:19,290 Sorry. 283 00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:29,499 Does 1 Bamboo complete your hand? 284 00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:35,749 No? 285 00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:37,207 No. 286 00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:41,415 And 9 Bamboos? 287 00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:43,124 9 Bamboos? 288 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:47,249 9 Bamboos... 289 00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:49,165 Look carefully. 290 00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:51,582 No... 291 00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:57,165 3 Bamboos. 292 00:17:57,791 --> 00:17:58,624 3 Bamboos? 293 00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,499 - Is it useful? - No. 294 00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:02,457 No? 295 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,082 Look carefully. 296 00:18:05,791 --> 00:18:07,290 Take your time. 297 00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:10,207 Yes it does! 298 00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:12,249 Great! Mahjong! 299 00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,499 3 Bamboos! 300 00:18:14,791 --> 00:18:16,707 Mahjong! Pay up! 301 00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:20,499 How much? 302 00:18:21,666 --> 00:18:23,290 I don't know. 303 00:18:23,791 --> 00:18:25,374 You taught me before. 304 00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:27,790 Think. 305 00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:30,499 How much is 2/5? 306 00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:33,540 And 5/1 ? 307 00:18:34,375 --> 00:18:35,749 1/2? 308 00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:41,707 2/5=64, 5/1 =1 28, 1/2=256. 309 00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:44,165 Why can't you remember? 310 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,290 Everyone knows how to play Mahjong. 311 00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:48,415 You have to know the rules! 312 00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:56,207 Mom. 313 00:18:57,166 --> 00:18:59,249 It's all my fault. 314 00:18:59,625 --> 00:19:02,624 I turned you into a compulsive gambler. 315 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:03,832 I'm sorry. 316 00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:06,374 I've changed, mom. 317 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,332 Compulsive gambler! 318 00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:13,540 Please leave now. 319 00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:14,624 Mom doesn't want you here. 320 00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:16,249 She disowned you! 321 00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:19,749 Who are you? Why throw my son out? 322 00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:22,124 I'm your son. 323 00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:24,290 I want to take care of her. 324 00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:26,582 You did this to her! 325 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:29,082 Are you still a fulltime Mahjong player? 326 00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:31,165 I want to be with mom! 327 00:19:37,541 --> 00:19:38,832 How did your school exam go? 328 00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:42,207 9 A's. Top of the class! 329 00:19:42,625 --> 00:19:43,749 Got into college? 330 00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:46,374 Full scholarship to study at M. I.T. 331 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,499 Got into the I.T. business? 332 00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:50,374 Started my Dot Com venture in '97 333 00:19:50,541 --> 00:19:51,749 and bought a house. 334 00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:53,832 This place? Looks expensive. 335 00:19:54,166 --> 00:19:55,415 More than you think. 336 00:19:55,541 --> 00:19:57,332 That's why you should study. 337 00:19:57,458 --> 00:19:59,749 Come on, bro, 338 00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:01,749 I still remember that tragic day... 339 00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:04,124 After you left behind the huge debt, 340 00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:06,332 the door bell rang. 341 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,832 3 Insolvency officers showed up at the door. 342 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:15,124 There was also a night watchman. 343 00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:17,499 They went through my assets. 344 00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:19,540 Counted how many eggs we had. 345 00:20:19,666 --> 00:20:21,624 My underpants weren't spared. 346 00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:23,374 They told me... 347 00:20:23,541 --> 00:20:25,082 Mister, your house has been re-possessed. 348 00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:26,374 Please leave now. 349 00:20:30,791 --> 00:20:32,374 Don't make things difficult. 350 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:33,540 Bro. 351 00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:35,832 You and mom can come to my place. 352 00:20:37,666 --> 00:20:39,165 Will it fit us all? 353 00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:50,499 Sir. 354 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:51,832 Prepare the rooms. 355 00:20:53,541 --> 00:20:55,374 It's beautiful! 356 00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:02,374 Mom, these are my friends. 357 00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:08,415 Back so soon? 358 00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:12,582 This is your new home. 359 00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:15,707 At least one of my children made it. 360 00:21:15,833 --> 00:21:18,332 Hard work pays for the future. 361 00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:20,499 You deserve this house. 362 00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:23,249 Your brother worries me. 363 00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:26,374 He's addicted to Mahjong. 364 00:21:26,541 --> 00:21:29,665 He's probably become a beggar. 365 00:21:30,375 --> 00:21:32,290 Mom, I'm changed! 366 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,749 Good. 367 00:21:35,083 --> 00:21:36,749 Say hi to your friends. 368 00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:42,332 At least one of my children made it. 369 00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:44,707 Hard work pays for the future. 370 00:21:44,833 --> 00:21:47,290 You deserve this house. 371 00:21:47,416 --> 00:21:50,165 Your brother worries me. 372 00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:53,165 He's addicted to Mahjong. 373 00:21:53,291 --> 00:21:56,457 He's probably become a beggar. 374 00:21:57,208 --> 00:21:59,165 Mom, you're killing me! 375 00:21:59,625 --> 00:22:01,124 Cheer up! 376 00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:02,499 Study hard 377 00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:05,582 and you'll be equally successful. 378 00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:09,332 Fay 379 00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:12,374 At least one of my children made it. 380 00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:14,582 Perfect. 381 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:17,249 We need a genius like you 382 00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:18,374 to design a Mahjong computer game 383 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:21,499 for players worldwide. 384 00:22:21,625 --> 00:22:23,332 You're from Mahjong Institute? 385 00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:25,165 It's Massachusetts Institute of Technology. 386 00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:26,832 Whatever. Can you start at 20 Grand? 387 00:22:27,166 --> 00:22:28,790 Sure! But I don't play Mahjong. 388 00:22:29,166 --> 00:22:31,499 Then go see the "Mahjong Master". 389 00:22:31,666 --> 00:22:33,249 He knows all the rules. 390 00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:36,082 But the Master is a recluse. 391 00:22:36,208 --> 00:22:37,540 You have to show sincerity. 392 00:22:37,833 --> 00:22:40,374 How? Will a fruit basket do? 393 00:22:40,541 --> 00:22:44,082 Be creative! Just bring cash! 394 00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:57,249 Get off my playground! 395 00:23:00,208 --> 00:23:02,040 This is our guy? 396 00:23:02,166 --> 00:23:03,207 It's him. 397 00:23:03,375 --> 00:23:05,665 - So smart. - Pretty good looking. 398 00:23:05,833 --> 00:23:07,540 But he's an idiot. 399 00:23:08,041 --> 00:23:10,040 Where is the Mahjong Master? 400 00:23:10,208 --> 00:23:13,624 I came to ask him for help. 401 00:23:13,750 --> 00:23:16,124 The Master chooses who he sees. 402 00:23:16,250 --> 00:23:18,207 You have to be the chosen one. 403 00:23:18,333 --> 00:23:19,374 The "chosen one"? 404 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,124 The one with money. 405 00:23:21,250 --> 00:23:23,332 Japanese Yen is not bad. 406 00:23:23,458 --> 00:23:24,499 American Dollar is the best. 407 00:23:24,625 --> 00:23:26,415 I've got money. 408 00:23:26,625 --> 00:23:28,415 The Master just stepped out. 409 00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:31,499 Let's play a few games until he returns. 410 00:23:31,625 --> 00:23:33,290 Sorry, but I don't play. 411 00:23:33,666 --> 00:23:35,374 We need one more player. 412 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:38,165 It's a matter of principle. 413 00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:39,749 I don't play. 414 00:23:40,083 --> 00:23:41,790 A few rounds won't kill you. 415 00:23:42,125 --> 00:23:43,415 That's not the point. 416 00:23:43,541 --> 00:23:45,082 It's a matter of principle. 417 00:23:45,208 --> 00:23:47,332 It's really a matter of principle. 418 00:23:47,458 --> 00:23:48,165 Shuffle the tiles! 419 00:23:48,291 --> 00:23:50,874 It's a belief I abide to. 420 00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:52,582 Do you understand? 421 00:23:55,166 --> 00:23:56,707 It won't take you much time! 422 00:23:56,833 --> 00:23:58,624 Time is not the issue. 423 00:23:58,750 --> 00:24:00,707 It's a matter of principle. 424 00:24:01,041 --> 00:24:02,332 What are you doing? 425 00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,415 What a coincidence, boss. 426 00:24:04,541 --> 00:24:06,457 I came to observe you. You let me down. 427 00:24:06,583 --> 00:24:07,665 This is an easy job. 428 00:24:07,791 --> 00:24:09,332 Please listen to me. 429 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:11,249 I hate Mahjong. 430 00:24:11,375 --> 00:24:12,582 Then quit. 431 00:24:12,708 --> 00:24:14,499 20 Grand will find me a better guy. 432 00:24:14,625 --> 00:24:18,249 Listen to me. I don't know the rules. 433 00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:20,082 So you'll learn! 434 00:24:21,208 --> 00:24:23,249 I'll help you. 435 00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:28,249 Is this "Chicken Hand"? 436 00:24:29,416 --> 00:24:30,707 Pong! 9 Characters. 437 00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:33,499 - Mahjong. - Wait for "Self-Touch". 438 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:36,624 9 Characters again. 439 00:24:36,791 --> 00:24:38,457 Wait for a bigger hand. 440 00:24:38,583 --> 00:24:40,415 - "Self-Touch"! - Discard North. 441 00:24:45,375 --> 00:24:46,374 North. 442 00:24:48,166 --> 00:24:48,582 9 Circles. 443 00:24:48,708 --> 00:24:50,207 - Mahjong. - Wait. 444 00:24:50,375 --> 00:24:51,207 Not big enough? 445 00:24:51,375 --> 00:24:53,707 You already have "Clean Hands". 446 00:24:53,833 --> 00:24:54,874 Wait for "Self-Touch". 447 00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:00,790 9 Circles again. Should I call it? 448 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:03,082 Sure. Why not? 449 00:25:03,208 --> 00:25:04,415 Mahjong. 450 00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:07,374 He's lucky. 451 00:25:11,333 --> 00:25:13,249 "To gain without effort". 452 00:25:13,375 --> 00:25:15,624 Mahjong is a waste of time. 453 00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:19,749 8 Bamboos. 454 00:25:20,125 --> 00:25:21,124 But I had a pair. 455 00:25:21,208 --> 00:25:22,374 Go for "1 3 Unique Wonders". 456 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,124 We only have 3 tiles. 457 00:25:24,208 --> 00:25:26,040 Be ambitious! 458 00:25:34,375 --> 00:25:35,499 I need 1 Circle. 459 00:25:35,666 --> 00:25:37,124 - East. - Pong! 460 00:25:38,208 --> 00:25:39,374 But I'm about to win. 461 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:41,374 Sorry, got too excited. 462 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:42,665 You called already! 463 00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:45,415 Go for "Four Happiness" 464 00:25:58,541 --> 00:25:59,499 What? 465 00:26:00,708 --> 00:26:02,207 - Green Dragon? - I have it. 466 00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:08,082 Should I call "Self-Touch"? 467 00:26:08,750 --> 00:26:12,207 Sure! You're a quick learner. 468 00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:15,624 East. Kong. 469 00:26:17,291 --> 00:26:18,540 South. Kong. 470 00:26:18,833 --> 00:26:19,457 Kong West. 471 00:26:19,583 --> 00:26:20,624 Kong North. 472 00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:24,624 Green Dragon? 473 00:26:25,666 --> 00:26:26,749 Can I call Mahjong? 474 00:26:31,375 --> 00:26:33,082 What do you think? 475 00:26:33,208 --> 00:26:35,749 - Sure. - Mahjong! 476 00:26:36,625 --> 00:26:38,249 I'm designing a Mahjong game. 477 00:26:38,375 --> 00:26:39,624 It features rules 478 00:26:39,750 --> 00:26:42,624 from all different countries. 479 00:26:42,750 --> 00:26:45,457 I hope you can be our consultant. 480 00:26:46,208 --> 00:26:47,249 Master? 481 00:26:48,458 --> 00:26:50,624 You've got small feet. 482 00:26:50,791 --> 00:26:51,499 Got cash? 483 00:26:51,666 --> 00:26:53,165 Of course. 484 00:26:53,375 --> 00:26:54,249 Credit card? 485 00:26:55,166 --> 00:26:55,624 There's 7. 486 00:26:55,750 --> 00:26:56,665 Do they work? 487 00:26:56,833 --> 00:26:59,290 Yes... They do. 488 00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:10,749 Let's play! 489 00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:20,790 Son, this guy always draws a good hand. 490 00:27:23,458 --> 00:27:25,790 Pick any 1 3 tiles. 491 00:27:35,208 --> 00:27:36,415 Get to work. 492 00:27:58,333 --> 00:27:59,749 I see. These are superstitions. 493 00:28:00,083 --> 00:28:01,499 They'll give the opponent bad luck. 494 00:28:01,625 --> 00:28:03,707 Very useful information. 495 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:05,374 Throw the dice. 496 00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:10,082 Wait. 497 00:28:10,458 --> 00:28:11,540 Cut the tiles. 498 00:28:11,666 --> 00:28:12,790 Cut the tiles? 499 00:28:13,375 --> 00:28:16,165 It's to mess up your opponent's hand. 500 00:28:16,291 --> 00:28:17,457 I'll write this down. 501 00:28:19,583 --> 00:28:20,582 Damn! 502 00:28:20,708 --> 00:28:22,290 Nice hand. 503 00:28:22,416 --> 00:28:23,790 I'll teach you Taiwan Mahjong. 504 00:28:24,125 --> 00:28:25,415 The biggest difference is 505 00:28:25,541 --> 00:28:28,165 we play with 1 6 tiles. 506 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:31,124 I'm 3 tiles short. 507 00:28:31,541 --> 00:28:32,665 That's right. 508 00:28:32,833 --> 00:28:35,415 Your good hand is useless now. 509 00:28:36,791 --> 00:28:38,165 What did he have in round 1 ? 510 00:28:38,291 --> 00:28:39,749 "Clean Pairs". 511 00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:42,165 4 Circles. 512 00:28:42,833 --> 00:28:43,832 Mahjong. 513 00:28:44,708 --> 00:28:46,165 "Clean Pairs". 514 00:28:47,291 --> 00:28:48,374 Pay up! 515 00:28:48,583 --> 00:28:50,415 Cash. Enough? 516 00:28:51,166 --> 00:28:52,415 How big are we playing? 517 00:28:52,625 --> 00:28:53,832 Use the cards if cash runs out. 518 00:28:56,208 --> 00:28:57,790 Show sincerity! 519 00:29:03,708 --> 00:29:05,374 Another great hand? 520 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:06,832 Why so upset? 521 00:29:07,166 --> 00:29:08,165 We now play Japanese Mahjong. 522 00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:11,624 The difference is we play with 1 3 tiles. 523 00:29:14,375 --> 00:29:15,707 I am 3 tiles over. 524 00:29:16,541 --> 00:29:19,665 Your good hand is useless now. 525 00:29:19,791 --> 00:29:21,499 What did he have in round 2? 526 00:29:21,625 --> 00:29:25,290 "Four Happiness". 527 00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:28,165 White Dragon. 528 00:29:28,541 --> 00:29:29,665 Mahjong! 529 00:29:31,208 --> 00:29:33,874 "Four Happiness". Pay up! 530 00:29:35,166 --> 00:29:36,415 We went over the credit limit. 531 00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:39,499 I'll lend you some. 40% interest. 532 00:29:39,666 --> 00:29:40,749 I think we're conned. 533 00:29:40,875 --> 00:29:42,249 Nonsense. 534 00:29:42,666 --> 00:29:45,582 Where's your sincerity? 535 00:29:46,208 --> 00:29:48,290 Remind me how much I owe you. 536 00:29:48,416 --> 00:29:49,707 Okay... 537 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:54,415 What are we playing this time? 538 00:29:56,416 --> 00:30:00,124 American Mahjong. 1 3 tiles. 539 00:30:02,416 --> 00:30:03,499 Damn! 540 00:30:04,458 --> 00:30:07,790 The difference is players can switch 3 tiles with each other. 541 00:30:21,166 --> 00:30:22,540 No way. 542 00:30:27,375 --> 00:30:29,582 Dealer can request one more switch. 543 00:30:48,583 --> 00:30:50,874 I can't breath! Help! 544 00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:52,415 The shoes don't fit. 545 00:30:52,541 --> 00:30:54,207 Find the right pair! 546 00:30:54,375 --> 00:30:57,707 Don't take my pants! My glasses! 547 00:30:59,708 --> 00:31:00,749 Sorry, mister. 548 00:31:01,083 --> 00:31:01,624 Someone robbed you? 549 00:31:01,750 --> 00:31:03,082 No, I lost money playing Mahjong. 550 00:31:03,250 --> 00:31:05,124 Can you spare some change? 551 00:31:05,250 --> 00:31:07,332 - Here's 2 dollars. - Thanks. 552 00:31:07,458 --> 00:31:08,540 Loser! 553 00:31:09,083 --> 00:31:09,415 Got it. 554 00:31:09,583 --> 00:31:11,665 That's enough change. Take the bus. 555 00:31:11,791 --> 00:31:13,707 That's not how you ask for money. 556 00:31:14,166 --> 00:31:15,249 You should say you're robbed. 557 00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:17,790 And sweet talk the ladies. 558 00:31:18,833 --> 00:31:20,374 No, I'm not a con. 559 00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:22,082 I don't tell lies. 560 00:31:22,208 --> 00:31:23,582 Bus is here. . . 561 00:31:23,708 --> 00:31:24,665 This place is dangerous. 562 00:31:24,791 --> 00:31:25,499 How about you? 563 00:31:25,625 --> 00:31:27,874 I'll ask people for more change. 564 00:31:28,208 --> 00:31:29,665 Get in. 565 00:31:29,875 --> 00:31:32,374 Driver, please close the door. 566 00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:34,790 Bye! 567 00:31:36,166 --> 00:31:38,290 I won't be late for work tomorrow. 568 00:31:45,666 --> 00:31:46,582 Excuse me. 569 00:31:46,708 --> 00:31:47,749 I lost money playing Mahjong. 570 00:31:47,875 --> 00:31:50,165 Can you spare some change? 571 00:31:52,208 --> 00:31:53,249 Why come back? 572 00:31:53,375 --> 00:31:56,540 You shouldn't stay here! 573 00:31:57,375 --> 00:31:59,165 Take the taxi. 574 00:31:59,416 --> 00:32:00,582 Where is the money from? 575 00:32:01,375 --> 00:32:02,499 Don't come to work tomorrow. 576 00:32:02,666 --> 00:32:04,415 Why? What did I do wrong? 577 00:32:04,541 --> 00:32:05,665 This job is a hoax. 578 00:32:05,791 --> 00:32:07,207 We worked together to con you. 579 00:32:07,375 --> 00:32:09,124 Why me? Because I'm naive? 580 00:32:09,250 --> 00:32:11,582 Honestly, conning you was the easiest job ever. 581 00:32:11,750 --> 00:32:14,457 Why would anyone pay you 20 Grand? 582 00:32:14,583 --> 00:32:16,249 My first job paid that much. 583 00:32:16,416 --> 00:32:18,124 My last job even paid 30 Grand! 584 00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:19,374 How did you lose everything? 585 00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:21,082 I have no idea. 586 00:32:21,208 --> 00:32:23,415 I just bought a house and then I met you. 587 00:32:23,541 --> 00:32:26,165 Take it. It's yours anyway. 588 00:32:28,833 --> 00:32:30,124 Excuse me. 589 00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:32,124 I was conned. Can you spare some change? 590 00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:32,832 Get lost! 591 00:32:33,166 --> 00:32:34,374 I'm sorry sir. 592 00:32:34,541 --> 00:32:35,624 I was conned. I need money... 593 00:32:35,750 --> 00:32:37,374 No! Asshole! 594 00:32:38,083 --> 00:32:40,832 What's wrong with you all? 595 00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:43,207 I get more sympathy 596 00:32:43,333 --> 00:32:45,332 if I say I lost money playing Mahjong. 597 00:32:46,333 --> 00:32:48,165 I'll walk home. 598 00:32:50,416 --> 00:32:51,540 It's far away. 599 00:32:51,666 --> 00:32:52,790 Don't stop me! 600 00:32:58,125 --> 00:33:01,249 There's someone from the tax bureau. 601 00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:06,499 Are you the owner of this house? 602 00:33:06,625 --> 00:33:08,207 Why work for the tax bureau? 603 00:33:09,166 --> 00:33:09,665 To audit you! 604 00:33:09,791 --> 00:33:11,540 What's with this look? 605 00:33:11,666 --> 00:33:13,624 Mop hair looks bad. 606 00:33:13,750 --> 00:33:15,207 Leave me alone! 607 00:33:16,250 --> 00:33:17,290 You didn't report all your taxes. 608 00:33:17,416 --> 00:33:20,249 How can you afford this big house? 609 00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:21,832 You bought it or rented it? 610 00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:23,707 I rented it. You helped me. 611 00:33:24,083 --> 00:33:25,499 How much is the rent? 612 00:33:25,625 --> 00:33:27,374 Don't know. My bank handles that. 613 00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:29,707 It's $257,200 a month plus tax. 614 00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:31,749 Don't you ever check your account balance? 615 00:33:32,083 --> 00:33:33,249 I'm not good with money. 616 00:33:33,375 --> 00:33:34,790 You're always so careless. 617 00:33:35,125 --> 00:33:36,790 Good thing I check for you occasionally. 618 00:33:37,625 --> 00:33:39,249 How much is the sofa? 619 00:33:39,375 --> 00:33:40,165 US$98,000 620 00:33:40,333 --> 00:33:41,749 That's expensive! 621 00:33:42,083 --> 00:33:43,665 You should look for better deals. 622 00:33:43,791 --> 00:33:46,124 You have to bargain. 623 00:33:46,666 --> 00:33:48,165 Where's our love seat? 624 00:33:48,291 --> 00:33:49,540 It's in my room. 625 00:33:51,250 --> 00:33:53,790 How about my favorite cushion? 626 00:33:54,125 --> 00:33:55,415 It's here. 627 00:33:55,583 --> 00:33:56,790 How can you? 628 00:33:57,125 --> 00:33:59,332 This old maid is sitting on it. 629 00:33:59,458 --> 00:34:00,457 She ruined it! 630 00:34:00,625 --> 00:34:01,707 It's my mom. 631 00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:05,165 Hi auntie, I'm Gigi. 632 00:34:05,291 --> 00:34:07,040 I'm Andy's girlfriend. 633 00:34:07,166 --> 00:34:08,332 Daughter-in-law? 634 00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:10,499 Let's play Mahjong? 635 00:34:10,625 --> 00:34:12,207 Sure... 636 00:34:13,083 --> 00:34:14,207 Be nice to me. 637 00:34:14,333 --> 00:34:15,665 I have Alzheimer's disease. 638 00:34:15,791 --> 00:34:16,749 Sure. 639 00:34:17,125 --> 00:34:18,290 Same rules. 640 00:34:18,416 --> 00:34:20,374 You'll marry me if I win money and keep cool. 641 00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:21,749 Won't give up? 642 00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:23,707 You don't object? 643 00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:26,124 She's not a bad girl. 644 00:34:26,250 --> 00:34:28,249 You want to be my daughter-in-law? 645 00:34:28,416 --> 00:34:29,749 I'll help you. 646 00:34:30,125 --> 00:34:31,457 Thanks! Mom! 647 00:34:31,583 --> 00:34:32,374 1 Circle. 648 00:34:34,166 --> 00:34:36,124 I'll "give way"... 1 Circle. 649 00:34:36,291 --> 00:34:38,165 - Mom! - Something wrong? 650 00:34:40,166 --> 00:34:40,665 2 Circles. 651 00:34:40,833 --> 00:34:42,665 I'll "give way"... 2 Circles. 652 00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:43,832 Mom! 653 00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:45,332 Wrong again? 654 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:46,499 You're "Killing" me. 655 00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:48,415 No. I'm not. 656 00:34:48,583 --> 00:34:49,790 To "Kill" is to throw out the tiles you want. 657 00:34:50,166 --> 00:34:51,665 That's "give way" ! 658 00:34:51,791 --> 00:34:55,332 To "Kill" is to give you what you want. 659 00:34:56,666 --> 00:34:57,499 Then "Kill" me. 660 00:34:57,625 --> 00:34:58,749 But that's mean. 661 00:34:59,083 --> 00:35:00,415 It's okay. 662 00:35:00,541 --> 00:35:03,707 1 Circle. 663 00:35:04,125 --> 00:35:04,624 Mom! 664 00:35:04,791 --> 00:35:06,290 Wrong again? 665 00:35:08,208 --> 00:35:10,665 2 Circles. 666 00:35:10,791 --> 00:35:12,124 Mom! 667 00:35:12,333 --> 00:35:13,749 What now? 668 00:35:14,083 --> 00:35:15,499 You're "giving way" ! 669 00:35:15,666 --> 00:35:16,499 It's "Kill". 670 00:35:16,625 --> 00:35:18,499 You said "Kill" is to give me what I want. 671 00:35:18,625 --> 00:35:21,374 No, that's "to give way" ! 672 00:35:21,541 --> 00:35:23,790 "Kill" is to discard the tiles you want. 673 00:35:24,125 --> 00:35:25,624 Do you know Mahjong? 674 00:35:25,833 --> 00:35:27,790 Are you playing games with me? 675 00:35:28,125 --> 00:35:30,124 Why would I. . . 676 00:35:30,250 --> 00:35:32,332 I'm the "Old Maid" ! 677 00:35:33,125 --> 00:35:34,415 Playing games, mom? 678 00:35:34,583 --> 00:35:35,374 Don't call me that! 679 00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:37,124 You're not in the family yet! 680 00:35:37,291 --> 00:35:38,624 - 5 Circles. - Pong! 681 00:35:39,375 --> 00:35:40,624 - 7 Bamboos. - Pong! 682 00:35:41,250 --> 00:35:42,790 Pong! 1 Bamboos! 683 00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:44,207 Pong! 684 00:35:44,750 --> 00:35:46,165 Mahjong! 685 00:35:51,791 --> 00:35:53,249 This is war! 686 00:36:03,291 --> 00:36:04,457 - 1 Circle. - Pong! 687 00:36:05,458 --> 00:36:07,749 Kong! I got your tiles! 688 00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:08,582 I dare you! 689 00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:10,457 - 1 Bamboo! - I smell tension. 690 00:36:10,625 --> 00:36:12,790 They'll get along. 691 00:36:19,250 --> 00:36:20,374 Who did it? 692 00:36:22,666 --> 00:36:24,332 Flipping table is the worse behavior. 693 00:36:24,458 --> 00:36:25,749 Who did it? 694 00:36:29,375 --> 00:36:30,499 Who? 695 00:36:31,291 --> 00:36:32,749 Leave us out of this. 696 00:36:33,125 --> 00:36:34,665 Say it. 697 00:36:39,791 --> 00:36:40,832 I kept my temper. 698 00:36:41,166 --> 00:36:43,457 I was feeling tired. 699 00:36:43,583 --> 00:36:46,249 I put my hand on the table. 700 00:36:46,375 --> 00:36:49,082 But I lost balance. 701 00:36:49,208 --> 00:36:51,624 So it tipped over. 702 00:36:57,250 --> 00:37:00,082 How could it get that far? 703 00:37:00,166 --> 00:37:02,207 Must be the wind. 704 00:37:02,375 --> 00:37:05,374 Or. . . Evil spirits? 705 00:37:11,333 --> 00:37:14,457 Forget it. 706 00:37:25,041 --> 00:37:26,624 Can I leave this here? 707 00:37:27,125 --> 00:37:28,207 Sure. 708 00:37:31,125 --> 00:37:32,457 Don't let people use it. 709 00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:34,124 Okay. 710 00:37:37,791 --> 00:37:39,290 Good luck. 711 00:37:40,458 --> 00:37:42,040 Let's play. 712 00:37:42,458 --> 00:37:44,832 Come on, mom. 713 00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:20,582 Was it necessary to take everything he had? 714 00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:22,374 Leave him some change. 715 00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:24,624 Why should I? 716 00:38:25,458 --> 00:38:29,790 The coins can buy me something to eat. 717 00:38:37,875 --> 00:38:38,749 - What will it be? - 1 round. 718 00:38:38,875 --> 00:38:39,749 What rules? 719 00:38:39,875 --> 00:38:42,540 I'll play American Mahjong. 720 00:38:43,708 --> 00:38:44,707 Great! 721 00:38:47,708 --> 00:38:49,249 I like to deal. 722 00:38:49,833 --> 00:38:51,332 Dealer doesn't always win. 723 00:39:12,666 --> 00:39:13,665 Switch. 724 00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:37,415 Dealer's turn. 725 00:39:38,333 --> 00:39:39,874 Told you you can't win. 726 00:39:40,208 --> 00:39:41,707 Dealer requests one more switch. 727 00:39:41,833 --> 00:39:44,332 Dealer has its advantages. 728 00:39:44,458 --> 00:39:45,582 Switch tiles. 729 00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:07,624 Sorry. 730 00:40:12,458 --> 00:40:14,832 Dealer doesn't always win. Which tile will it be? 731 00:40:25,375 --> 00:40:28,582 9 Circles. 732 00:40:29,833 --> 00:40:31,124 1 Circle. 733 00:40:31,833 --> 00:40:34,790 9 Bamboos. 734 00:40:39,458 --> 00:40:40,415 9 Circles. 735 00:40:41,416 --> 00:40:43,457 Sorry. No more tiles. 736 00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:48,124 I'll try something else. 737 00:40:55,208 --> 00:40:56,290 - East! - Kong. 738 00:40:58,125 --> 00:40:59,457 - South! - Kong. 739 00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,582 - West! - Kong. 740 00:41:03,791 --> 00:41:06,082 - Had Enough? - Kong. 741 00:41:34,541 --> 00:41:37,082 I won't give you what you want. 742 00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:42,124 1 Character. 743 00:42:03,041 --> 00:42:04,540 Bad news for you. 744 00:42:04,666 --> 00:42:07,582 I have three 4 Circles. 745 00:42:08,250 --> 00:42:09,499 You're left with one. 746 00:42:10,750 --> 00:42:12,540 Sorry... 747 00:42:19,375 --> 00:42:20,457 Another 4 Circles? 748 00:42:20,750 --> 00:42:23,374 That makes it five. You cheated. 749 00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:27,499 You'll find out soon. 750 00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:29,249 Give him 4 Circles. 751 00:42:29,375 --> 00:42:30,582 But I'll lose. 752 00:42:30,833 --> 00:42:34,165 If he calls a pair of 4 Circles. I'll cut his hands off. 753 00:42:57,583 --> 00:42:59,374 Last draw. "Self-Touch". 754 00:43:01,750 --> 00:43:03,124 "Heavenly Joy" 755 00:43:04,333 --> 00:43:05,499 "Four Happiness" 756 00:43:07,125 --> 00:43:09,582 Great. Bring me a knife. 757 00:43:10,833 --> 00:43:13,665 Do you know the rules? 758 00:43:14,083 --> 00:43:16,415 4 Circles and 5 Circles don't make a pair. 759 00:43:17,250 --> 00:43:18,749 Mine is 4 Circles in disguise. 760 00:43:19,416 --> 00:43:21,582 There's a grain of rice. 761 00:43:38,333 --> 00:43:40,374 Out of nowhere... 762 00:43:42,625 --> 00:43:44,707 Where did you get the rice? 763 00:43:49,791 --> 00:43:51,457 It's still warm. 764 00:43:52,458 --> 00:43:54,624 Don't forget this is a restaurant. 765 00:43:55,250 --> 00:43:57,082 I got you! 766 00:44:11,625 --> 00:44:13,499 Did your lucky underpants work? 767 00:44:13,750 --> 00:44:14,749 Not today. 768 00:44:16,208 --> 00:44:17,499 I'll give you the bus fare. 769 00:44:17,625 --> 00:44:18,707 I live close by. 770 00:44:19,125 --> 00:44:20,415 Buy something to eat. 771 00:44:22,541 --> 00:44:24,415 Thanks. I'll return you the pants. 772 00:44:31,083 --> 00:44:35,415 What an admirable Mahjong Master. 773 00:44:42,166 --> 00:44:42,790 What's this? 774 00:44:45,166 --> 00:44:45,832 Look at me. 775 00:44:46,250 --> 00:44:47,665 I'll teach you a lesson. 776 00:45:02,250 --> 00:45:04,332 Forget it, son. 777 00:45:04,791 --> 00:45:07,290 His pants are torn. 778 00:45:08,458 --> 00:45:09,665 Let's go! 779 00:45:19,333 --> 00:45:20,790 I've never seen anyone 780 00:45:21,125 --> 00:45:23,790 who plays that good. 781 00:45:24,125 --> 00:45:25,582 He can teach us the skills. 782 00:45:26,083 --> 00:45:27,124 So I should learn from him? 783 00:45:27,250 --> 00:45:29,582 I wouldn't have hit him. 784 00:45:30,333 --> 00:45:31,707 Doesn't matter. 785 00:45:32,083 --> 00:45:35,124 He's a Master. He'll understand. 786 00:45:35,250 --> 00:45:38,582 You should control your temper. 787 00:45:39,125 --> 00:45:41,832 Think before you take action. 788 00:45:42,791 --> 00:45:44,415 Got it. 789 00:45:48,333 --> 00:45:50,499 Can you return money to that idiot? 790 00:46:02,708 --> 00:46:05,499 I couldn't get your money back. 791 00:46:05,708 --> 00:46:07,082 Only your pants. 792 00:46:11,125 --> 00:46:12,290 What are you doing? 793 00:46:13,250 --> 00:46:15,749 Writing a receipt for what I owe you. 794 00:46:16,125 --> 00:46:17,249 No need, bro. 795 00:46:17,375 --> 00:46:20,332 No. We're costing you a lot of money. 796 00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:21,499 Why don't you add interest? 797 00:46:21,666 --> 00:46:23,665 I did. How is P+2 for you? 798 00:46:24,166 --> 00:46:25,457 Crazy! 799 00:46:26,333 --> 00:46:29,790 This cheap juice is delicious. 800 00:46:30,375 --> 00:46:31,832 Have another bottle. 801 00:46:32,708 --> 00:46:34,207 How about P+3? 802 00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:36,165 Want to add the juice? 803 00:46:36,291 --> 00:46:37,582 Mom is our responsibility. 804 00:46:37,708 --> 00:46:40,582 I did. She had 3 bottles today. 805 00:46:40,750 --> 00:46:42,249 I wrote down what she drank. 806 00:46:42,375 --> 00:46:43,290 '82 La Fite. 807 00:46:43,416 --> 00:46:45,249 '90 Mouton and '82 Margaux. 808 00:46:45,375 --> 00:46:48,249 - Crazy! - Sir, you have a visitor. 809 00:46:58,458 --> 00:46:59,332 What happened? 810 00:47:00,333 --> 00:47:02,582 I couldn't get your money back. 811 00:47:02,708 --> 00:47:04,374 I'll give you my share. 812 00:47:04,541 --> 00:47:06,082 There were more, 813 00:47:06,208 --> 00:47:09,082 but I went on a shopping spree. 814 00:47:09,208 --> 00:47:11,249 Lucky I didn't buy that beautiful bag. 815 00:47:11,375 --> 00:47:13,624 Or there would be only $1 00 left. 816 00:47:14,791 --> 00:47:18,457 The store said it's the last one in stock. 817 00:47:22,291 --> 00:47:23,332 Pay me back later. 818 00:47:23,458 --> 00:47:24,624 Okay. 819 00:47:26,208 --> 00:47:27,332 Haven't seen Cherrie. 820 00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:30,165 Is she angry at what I did to her? 821 00:47:30,333 --> 00:47:32,332 She's dating. 822 00:47:33,500 --> 00:47:34,332 She's desirable? 823 00:47:35,375 --> 00:47:36,665 She's not bad. 824 00:47:38,666 --> 00:47:40,374 In what ways? 825 00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:44,457 Her optimistic personality. 826 00:47:45,625 --> 00:47:48,707 Dad, I just realized I'm in love with her. 827 00:47:49,208 --> 00:47:51,124 You're always like this. 828 00:47:51,291 --> 00:47:53,165 You never want anything 829 00:47:53,291 --> 00:47:55,624 unless it's already taken. 830 00:47:57,083 --> 00:47:58,249 Got anything to buy? 831 00:47:58,375 --> 00:48:00,124 I want fruits. 832 00:48:00,250 --> 00:48:01,207 What kind? 833 00:48:01,333 --> 00:48:03,249 I don't know! Just fruits! 834 00:48:04,125 --> 00:48:06,499 How about sugarcane? 835 00:48:07,333 --> 00:48:10,540 I don't buy this cheap stuff! 836 00:48:11,708 --> 00:48:13,249 How much is this? 837 00:48:28,875 --> 00:48:33,415 How did you become the Mahjong Warrior? 838 00:48:34,791 --> 00:48:36,457 After I left home, 839 00:48:37,166 --> 00:48:38,707 I was drifting around. 840 00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:40,457 Then I saw Buddha. 841 00:48:41,166 --> 00:48:42,374 He gave me a sign. 842 00:48:43,291 --> 00:48:44,540 Really? 843 00:48:45,125 --> 00:48:46,290 I thought so. 844 00:48:46,541 --> 00:48:49,290 It must have been God's miracle. 845 00:48:55,833 --> 00:48:57,457 You believe my story? 846 00:48:58,125 --> 00:49:00,832 You think I did? 847 00:49:03,125 --> 00:49:04,582 What really happened? 848 00:49:06,125 --> 00:49:08,332 Miracle happens. 849 00:49:08,791 --> 00:49:10,499 It's the person who helps you up 850 00:49:11,458 --> 00:49:12,207 when you're down. 851 00:49:12,333 --> 00:49:14,249 Don't come play again! 852 00:49:23,291 --> 00:49:24,582 You okay? 853 00:49:36,208 --> 00:49:38,415 That's how we met. 854 00:49:38,625 --> 00:49:39,665 She was nice. 855 00:49:40,541 --> 00:49:44,415 She gave me things to eat when I was broke. 856 00:49:45,291 --> 00:49:46,332 Everyday was a new dish. 857 00:49:46,458 --> 00:49:47,249 What do you want tomorrow? 858 00:49:47,375 --> 00:49:48,374 Fish cake. 859 00:49:48,583 --> 00:49:50,207 No problem. 860 00:49:50,416 --> 00:49:53,874 Then I realized something was wrong. 861 00:49:54,625 --> 00:49:57,124 Tell your mom you want fish cake for lunch. 862 00:49:57,250 --> 00:49:58,457 Yes. 863 00:49:58,625 --> 00:50:00,249 But she loved me. 864 00:50:01,125 --> 00:50:02,124 Did things for me. 865 00:50:06,833 --> 00:50:08,790 Make way... 866 00:50:14,500 --> 00:50:16,249 You'll have a lucky year! 867 00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:18,249 We have God's blessing. 868 00:50:19,333 --> 00:50:21,374 "200 Million Dollars." 869 00:50:24,250 --> 00:50:26,832 From that day on, I started winning. 870 00:50:27,708 --> 00:50:29,165 I became a better player. 871 00:50:29,458 --> 00:50:31,124 My luck didn't stop. 872 00:50:31,416 --> 00:50:33,540 Red, Green, White Dragons. 873 00:50:33,875 --> 00:50:37,165 They became my buddies. 874 00:50:37,625 --> 00:50:39,832 North, East, South, West. 875 00:50:40,291 --> 00:50:41,290 They were in my command. 876 00:50:41,416 --> 00:50:43,207 I was in the winning seat. 877 00:50:43,791 --> 00:50:45,249 Never lost a game. 878 00:50:52,375 --> 00:50:53,207 Mom 879 00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:54,874 Then what? 880 00:50:56,541 --> 00:50:59,790 I wanted her to succeed too. 881 00:51:00,208 --> 00:51:02,499 So I sent her to study abroad. 882 00:51:03,125 --> 00:51:05,582 She was a good student, 883 00:51:06,166 --> 00:51:07,624 but had discipline problems. 884 00:51:07,750 --> 00:51:09,790 Tell your mama tomorrow you wanna eat pizza. 885 00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:15,790 When she returned, things became rocky. 886 00:51:16,250 --> 00:51:21,499 We had good times and bad times. 887 00:51:23,083 --> 00:51:25,415 It was a mess. 888 00:51:27,666 --> 00:51:30,207 Why is everyone asleep? 889 00:51:35,166 --> 00:51:36,749 She's changed a lot. 890 00:51:38,416 --> 00:51:41,165 Almost there. 891 00:51:52,458 --> 00:51:54,415 What's this? 892 00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:56,540 You wanted me to change. 893 00:51:56,666 --> 00:51:58,332 I don't mean this! 894 00:51:58,500 --> 00:52:00,249 You had a good figure. 895 00:52:00,375 --> 00:52:01,790 Now look at you. 896 00:52:02,125 --> 00:52:04,207 You're top-heavy. 897 00:52:05,125 --> 00:52:06,207 What happened? 898 00:52:06,791 --> 00:52:08,374 I lost balance and fell. 899 00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:10,249 You need help. 900 00:52:10,416 --> 00:52:12,707 Sir, we have trouble! 901 00:52:16,208 --> 00:52:17,749 I came for you. 902 00:52:18,250 --> 00:52:19,332 What now? 903 00:52:19,791 --> 00:52:21,624 Teach me Mahjong. 904 00:52:25,375 --> 00:52:27,374 With that kind of attitude? 905 00:52:28,458 --> 00:52:30,749 What's the right attitude? 906 00:52:31,458 --> 00:52:33,165 You should bring gifts. 907 00:52:34,291 --> 00:52:36,874 I'll go buy whatever you want. 908 00:52:37,541 --> 00:52:38,665 No need! 909 00:52:39,708 --> 00:52:40,457 4 rounds. 910 00:52:40,583 --> 00:52:42,207 I'll say yes If you win. 911 00:52:42,375 --> 00:52:43,290 - Master. - Not yet. 912 00:52:43,416 --> 00:52:44,374 And I'll marry you. 913 00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:46,082 - Hubby. - Not yet. 914 00:52:52,875 --> 00:52:55,874 I'll make her mine. 915 00:52:58,791 --> 00:53:00,374 "Self-Touch"! 916 00:53:00,583 --> 00:53:02,624 Everyone pay up. 917 00:53:02,750 --> 00:53:04,290 Screw. . . 918 00:53:05,583 --> 00:53:07,290 Respect the old lady. 919 00:53:08,291 --> 00:53:09,665 Have some tea. 920 00:53:10,208 --> 00:53:11,624 Buy some candies. 921 00:53:11,791 --> 00:53:14,499 I like your manners. 922 00:53:15,375 --> 00:53:17,124 I'll help you. 923 00:53:17,250 --> 00:53:18,374 No, it's okay. 924 00:53:18,500 --> 00:53:20,207 I should. . . 4 Characters. 925 00:53:20,333 --> 00:53:21,499 Pong! 926 00:53:21,750 --> 00:53:22,707 Thank you. 927 00:53:22,833 --> 00:53:25,290 I like you a lot. 928 00:53:25,458 --> 00:53:27,624 You're better than that mop head. 929 00:53:27,750 --> 00:53:31,290 She called me names. 930 00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:32,415 7 Characters. 931 00:53:32,791 --> 00:53:34,082 Mahjong! 932 00:53:35,250 --> 00:53:35,832 1 Character. 933 00:53:36,166 --> 00:53:37,165 Mahjong! 934 00:53:37,375 --> 00:53:38,707 Great! 935 00:53:39,125 --> 00:53:39,665 3 Bamboos. 936 00:53:39,833 --> 00:53:41,457 - Mahjong! - Mahjong! 937 00:53:43,541 --> 00:53:45,165 Double pay! 938 00:53:50,583 --> 00:53:51,415 Last round. 939 00:53:51,583 --> 00:53:53,374 How much did you win? 940 00:53:53,500 --> 00:53:54,624 I have enough. 941 00:53:54,750 --> 00:53:57,082 Hope he won't get "1 3 Unique Wonders". 942 00:54:08,333 --> 00:54:10,749 Your turn, son. 943 00:54:23,208 --> 00:54:25,374 Not "Heaven's Grace" I hope. 944 00:54:27,166 --> 00:54:29,332 Not "1 3 Unique Wonders" I hope. 945 00:54:31,083 --> 00:54:32,832 Of course not. East. 946 00:54:39,625 --> 00:54:40,665 South. 947 00:54:45,458 --> 00:54:46,332 West. 948 00:55:23,833 --> 00:55:26,332 What's going on? 949 00:55:35,125 --> 00:55:36,207 East. 950 00:56:31,125 --> 00:56:32,082 1 Circle. 951 00:56:34,750 --> 00:56:36,499 Not "All Pictures" I hope. 952 00:56:36,625 --> 00:56:39,082 Not "1 3 Unique Wonders" I hope. 953 00:56:40,083 --> 00:56:41,249 Sorry. 954 00:56:41,625 --> 00:56:43,749 It's fate. I can't marry you. 955 00:56:46,333 --> 00:56:47,582 You cheated! 956 00:56:47,708 --> 00:56:49,665 How can you do this to them? 957 00:56:49,791 --> 00:56:51,374 I didn't. 958 00:56:51,625 --> 00:56:53,207 It's my buddies. 959 00:56:53,333 --> 00:56:55,332 Excuses excuses! 960 00:56:55,541 --> 00:56:57,082 - Do you want to marry me? - Yes. 961 00:56:57,208 --> 00:56:58,499 Then do it now. 962 00:57:02,208 --> 00:57:03,415 The time is not right. 963 00:57:06,208 --> 00:57:08,040 Liar! 964 00:57:08,375 --> 00:57:11,207 You never meant that! 965 00:57:11,375 --> 00:57:13,249 You're treating me like a fool. 966 00:57:13,583 --> 00:57:15,332 I said the time isn't right. 967 00:57:16,291 --> 00:57:17,707 Will you calm down? 968 00:57:18,166 --> 00:57:19,790 Easy for you say! 969 00:57:20,166 --> 00:57:21,457 You're always lucky. 970 00:57:21,583 --> 00:57:23,790 You always get what you want. 971 00:57:24,125 --> 00:57:25,540 Easy for you to say! 972 00:57:25,666 --> 00:57:29,624 No. I love Mahjong whether I win or lose. 973 00:57:32,500 --> 00:57:33,499 Fine. 974 00:57:36,458 --> 00:57:39,707 Then I'll curse you... From now on 975 00:57:40,041 --> 00:57:42,374 You'll draw bad tiles. 976 00:57:42,625 --> 00:57:47,082 Never to complete a winning hand. 977 00:57:47,625 --> 00:57:50,582 Never to win again. 978 00:57:51,083 --> 00:57:54,790 And lose all your money. 979 00:58:07,458 --> 00:58:08,540 Don't cry. 980 00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:12,457 Don't shed tears for liar. Let's go. 981 00:58:16,375 --> 00:58:19,582 You're despicable! 982 00:58:20,083 --> 00:58:20,790 Let's go! 983 00:58:22,791 --> 00:58:24,290 I can't watch this. 984 00:58:24,416 --> 00:58:26,332 I'll have more juice. 985 00:58:33,125 --> 00:58:35,124 I smell trouble. 986 00:58:37,333 --> 00:58:38,249 Mahjong! Pay up! 987 00:58:38,375 --> 00:58:40,290 How can you beat me? 988 00:58:40,833 --> 00:58:42,249 Screw you. 989 00:58:42,541 --> 00:58:43,707 That's not harsh enough. 990 00:58:44,208 --> 00:58:45,707 Screw your parents. 991 00:58:47,750 --> 00:58:48,874 Screw your whole family! 992 00:58:49,208 --> 00:58:51,749 Great! 993 00:58:53,375 --> 00:58:54,582 What a lousy hand. 994 00:58:54,708 --> 00:58:55,915 Then knock over the tiles. 995 00:58:56,416 --> 00:58:58,457 Let's start over. . . . 996 00:59:00,458 --> 00:59:01,332 7 Circles. 997 00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:02,457 Mahjong. 998 00:59:02,625 --> 00:59:06,124 Mahjong! Mahjong! 999 00:59:06,291 --> 00:59:09,082 You stole my win! 1000 00:59:09,333 --> 00:59:12,249 Throw him overboard! 1001 00:59:12,500 --> 00:59:12,832 Really? 1002 00:59:13,166 --> 00:59:15,374 Sure. He's a nobody. 1003 00:59:19,458 --> 00:59:21,540 You kept all the good tiles! 1004 00:59:23,625 --> 00:59:24,415 Good! 1005 00:59:24,541 --> 00:59:26,582 How dare you to copy my moves? 1006 00:59:38,458 --> 00:59:40,165 I did nothing wrong. 1007 00:59:40,291 --> 00:59:42,874 Why not just let her be? 1008 00:59:43,208 --> 00:59:45,665 But I'm your dad. 1009 00:59:45,833 --> 00:59:47,165 I've been a loving son. 1010 00:59:47,291 --> 00:59:48,874 Want a daughter-in-law? 1011 00:59:49,208 --> 00:59:50,707 - Come on. - Hurry 1012 00:59:50,833 --> 00:59:52,832 Your jump will be the climax. 1013 01:00:00,833 --> 01:00:01,749 Sorry. 1014 01:00:20,166 --> 01:00:21,790 - 1 Circle. Don't call Mahjong! 1015 01:00:22,250 --> 01:00:23,624 Or your future will go astray 1016 01:00:23,750 --> 01:00:26,540 Why stop her? 1017 01:00:26,708 --> 01:00:27,790 My neighbors told me 1018 01:00:28,166 --> 01:00:29,790 about a big boob con. 1019 01:00:30,166 --> 01:00:30,707 I wished it wasn't you. 1020 01:00:30,833 --> 01:00:31,707 Leave me alone! 1021 01:00:31,833 --> 01:00:33,207 It's not your business! 1022 01:00:33,333 --> 01:00:35,207 If you win this round, you'll become one of them. 1023 01:00:35,333 --> 01:00:36,582 Screw him! Mahjong! 1024 01:00:36,750 --> 01:00:38,249 Pay up! 1025 01:00:39,875 --> 01:00:40,790 I don't have enough. 1026 01:00:41,125 --> 01:00:42,290 Leave. 1027 01:01:20,250 --> 01:01:22,665 Remember the rice... 1028 01:01:22,791 --> 01:01:24,332 Stop it. 1029 01:01:27,375 --> 01:01:30,290 Let's see what he can pull off. 1030 01:01:35,750 --> 01:01:37,124 Take one. 1031 01:01:59,583 --> 01:02:00,499 9 Characters. 1032 01:02:13,625 --> 01:02:14,624 6 Characters. 1033 01:02:22,375 --> 01:02:23,457 9 Bamboos. 1034 01:02:50,416 --> 01:02:51,249 9 Characters. 1035 01:02:51,791 --> 01:02:53,124 Mahjong! 1036 01:02:54,666 --> 01:02:56,165 "Honor Pairs". 1037 01:03:10,458 --> 01:03:11,749 - Kong - Hidden Kong! 1038 01:03:12,750 --> 01:03:14,207 "1 3 Unique Wonders". 1039 01:03:22,583 --> 01:03:23,582 I'll go get tea. 1040 01:03:28,375 --> 01:03:29,082 1 Circle. 1041 01:03:29,208 --> 01:03:30,624 "Earth's Grace"! 1042 01:03:30,791 --> 01:03:32,749 Pay three-fold! 1043 01:03:37,166 --> 01:03:42,290 Don't go on. 1044 01:03:43,833 --> 01:03:45,540 It's almost over. 1045 01:03:46,375 --> 01:03:47,790 I'm serious. 1046 01:03:48,125 --> 01:03:49,749 This is the last round anyway. 1047 01:04:00,125 --> 01:04:02,124 Where are you, buddies? 1048 01:04:39,333 --> 01:04:40,457 4 Flowers! 1049 01:04:41,708 --> 01:04:42,749 6 of them. 1050 01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:44,499 Flower! 1051 01:04:48,291 --> 01:04:51,165 7 of them. 1052 01:04:54,416 --> 01:04:56,249 8 Flowers! 1053 01:05:09,500 --> 01:05:11,332 You're screwed. 1054 01:05:11,625 --> 01:05:12,665 How many fold? 1055 01:05:13,416 --> 01:05:14,582 Forty-fold. 1056 01:05:32,708 --> 01:05:38,665 I was worried to death! 1057 01:05:39,375 --> 01:05:41,374 He looked prepared. . . 1058 01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:44,457 I thought he'd come up with a big win. 1059 01:05:44,583 --> 01:05:48,332 Dad... I won! 1060 01:05:48,500 --> 01:05:51,582 - It's okay. . . - I was so worried! 1061 01:05:51,708 --> 01:05:53,165 Let's see what he has. 1062 01:05:53,833 --> 01:05:56,707 He never had a chance. 1063 01:05:56,833 --> 01:05:59,332 "Mahjong Warrior" is out of luck. 1064 01:06:02,458 --> 01:06:04,207 Sorry, we're Insolvency Officers. 1065 01:06:04,416 --> 01:06:06,374 Sir! 1066 01:06:11,333 --> 01:06:12,457 You again? 1067 01:06:12,625 --> 01:06:13,624 What a coincidence. 1068 01:06:13,750 --> 01:06:16,207 This is the third time. 1069 01:06:18,125 --> 01:06:19,624 Come in. . . Be my guest. . . 1070 01:06:19,750 --> 01:06:20,832 Get to work. 1071 01:06:24,625 --> 01:06:27,124 Sir, someone's here to see the house. 1072 01:06:34,375 --> 01:06:35,249 So soon? 1073 01:06:35,375 --> 01:06:37,374 We can't miss the show. 1074 01:06:37,500 --> 01:06:38,832 We came to see you. 1075 01:06:39,666 --> 01:06:40,582 What's there to see? 1076 01:06:40,750 --> 01:06:43,624 You hitting rock bottom. 1077 01:06:59,625 --> 01:07:00,499 Excuse me... 1078 01:07:00,666 --> 01:07:04,082 Please put down the chairs. 1079 01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:05,707 Sorry. 1080 01:07:06,041 --> 01:07:07,415 I'll rent this place. 1081 01:07:07,541 --> 01:07:09,582 The air is sweet. 1082 01:07:09,708 --> 01:07:12,082 The view is tight. 1083 01:07:12,208 --> 01:07:15,582 But the main reason is... 1084 01:07:15,708 --> 01:07:16,582 It's yours! 1085 01:07:17,541 --> 01:07:19,290 Your house is re-possessed. Please leave now. 1086 01:07:19,416 --> 01:07:21,165 Don't take anything with you. 1087 01:07:24,500 --> 01:07:27,540 Don't ever come back here! 1088 01:07:27,666 --> 01:07:29,582 Sleep on the street. 1089 01:07:30,125 --> 01:07:32,749 Sir, a letter for you. 1090 01:07:39,750 --> 01:07:46,457 Our luck hasn't run out! 1091 01:07:46,583 --> 01:07:48,499 What does it say? 1092 01:07:48,625 --> 01:07:49,749 We're moving, mom. 1093 01:07:50,125 --> 01:07:52,249 Years ago I applied for public housing. 1094 01:07:52,416 --> 01:07:53,624 It's finally approved! 1095 01:07:53,791 --> 01:07:55,457 It's a cozy apartment! 1096 01:07:55,625 --> 01:07:57,124 Great! 1097 01:07:57,291 --> 01:07:59,457 The bus stop is only a few steps away. 1098 01:07:59,583 --> 01:08:00,457 A great location. 1099 01:08:00,625 --> 01:08:03,374 I'll make friends with the neighbors. 1100 01:08:03,500 --> 01:08:04,624 It'll help your illness. 1101 01:08:04,750 --> 01:08:06,165 Let's go take a look. 1102 01:08:06,250 --> 01:08:09,499 - Hurry! - Let's go. . . 1103 01:08:11,083 --> 01:08:12,374 Stop acting! 1104 01:08:17,166 --> 01:08:19,415 You're optimistic, bro. 1105 01:08:19,791 --> 01:08:24,207 After winning for years, a few bad hands won't bother me. 1106 01:08:24,458 --> 01:08:26,624 Things will get better. 1107 01:08:27,750 --> 01:08:29,665 How's your job search? 1108 01:08:29,791 --> 01:08:31,457 It's on hold. 1109 01:08:31,750 --> 01:08:34,165 I'm developing a computer game with Cherrie. 1110 01:08:34,666 --> 01:08:37,749 That's good. 1111 01:08:39,125 --> 01:08:41,290 Will mom get used to this lifestyle? 1112 01:08:42,291 --> 01:08:43,582 Why not? 1113 01:08:43,708 --> 01:08:48,874 I went through a lot to raise you two. 1114 01:08:49,208 --> 01:08:49,832 Go to bed. 1115 01:08:50,166 --> 01:08:51,415 There's school tomorrow. 1116 01:08:51,541 --> 01:08:53,749 The light switch is there. 1117 01:09:00,625 --> 01:09:01,457 Where to? 1118 01:09:01,625 --> 01:09:02,749 Mahjong Warrior? 1119 01:09:03,625 --> 01:09:04,457 Mrs. Wong. 1120 01:09:04,583 --> 01:09:05,790 Driving taxi now? 1121 01:09:06,250 --> 01:09:07,790 The job gives me freedom. 1122 01:09:08,125 --> 01:09:09,374 I can play Mahjong between shifts. 1123 01:09:09,500 --> 01:09:11,082 Having better luck yet? 1124 01:09:11,208 --> 01:09:12,415 Soon. 1125 01:09:12,541 --> 01:09:14,165 Good luck. 1126 01:09:14,291 --> 01:09:15,665 Yes. 1127 01:10:08,125 --> 01:10:08,790 How did you get in? 1128 01:10:09,125 --> 01:10:11,374 I broke in. Nobody answered. 1129 01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:12,790 Cleaned my place again? 1130 01:10:28,541 --> 01:10:30,249 Leave it. Who'll notice? 1131 01:10:30,375 --> 01:10:32,624 You can wait until year's end. 1132 01:10:42,375 --> 01:10:43,624 I carried it to the garbage room, 1133 01:10:43,750 --> 01:10:46,165 but the bag broke. 1134 01:10:46,291 --> 01:10:47,874 So I left it here. 1135 01:11:03,500 --> 01:11:05,124 I threw as hard as I could. 1136 01:11:05,250 --> 01:11:07,415 But the wind blew it back. 1137 01:11:07,583 --> 01:11:11,082 I'll clean it up. 1138 01:11:11,625 --> 01:11:12,832 What now? 1139 01:11:13,166 --> 01:11:16,290 Can you show some gratitude for what I did? 1140 01:11:16,458 --> 01:11:18,374 I don't even clean my own place! 1141 01:11:19,458 --> 01:11:21,665 I'm wrong again? 1142 01:11:23,500 --> 01:11:24,749 What now? 1143 01:11:25,416 --> 01:11:26,832 Say something! 1144 01:11:40,875 --> 01:11:48,707 I'm dating that con. 1145 01:11:48,833 --> 01:11:50,790 Aren't you mad? Say something. 1146 01:11:51,625 --> 01:11:52,249 Gigi. 1147 01:11:52,375 --> 01:11:54,165 Don't say it... 1148 01:11:55,458 --> 01:11:57,832 I know what you're going to say. 1149 01:11:59,125 --> 01:12:01,290 We should separate for a while. 1150 01:12:01,708 --> 01:12:03,624 Don't hurt me again. 1151 01:12:03,750 --> 01:12:05,499 Don't play games. 1152 01:12:05,625 --> 01:12:08,207 I've suffered enough. 1153 01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:11,290 Whatever I do just seems wrong. 1154 01:12:11,416 --> 01:12:13,749 Everything is wrong. 1155 01:12:14,083 --> 01:12:15,624 What do you want? 1156 01:12:16,708 --> 01:12:18,582 Do you still love me? 1157 01:12:19,375 --> 01:12:21,165 Sometimes I do. 1158 01:12:21,458 --> 01:12:23,082 When? 1159 01:12:23,291 --> 01:12:25,582 When I see you in tears. 1160 01:12:25,708 --> 01:12:27,540 When you clean up my place for me. 1161 01:12:27,666 --> 01:12:28,749 That's when love strikes. 1162 01:12:29,375 --> 01:12:30,582 When do you despise me? 1163 01:12:31,833 --> 01:12:34,499 When I see you tossing tissues out of the window. 1164 01:12:34,666 --> 01:12:37,332 When I find food and garbage under my sofa. 1165 01:12:37,458 --> 01:12:40,499 That's when love eludes me. 1166 01:12:40,666 --> 01:12:41,540 You're wrong. 1167 01:12:41,666 --> 01:12:43,249 I threw food onto the street. 1168 01:12:43,458 --> 01:12:44,707 That's still wrong. 1169 01:12:44,833 --> 01:12:45,749 It was empty. 1170 01:12:46,083 --> 01:12:47,332 It's public property. 1171 01:12:47,666 --> 01:12:49,374 So what am I supposed to do? 1172 01:12:49,500 --> 01:12:51,415 You are so demanding. 1173 01:12:51,583 --> 01:12:53,665 You should use a trash bag. 1174 01:12:53,791 --> 01:12:55,832 But it breaks easy. 1175 01:12:56,166 --> 01:12:57,790 Use two. 1176 01:12:58,125 --> 01:13:00,165 Carry it gently. 1177 01:13:00,500 --> 01:13:02,124 You're too picky. 1178 01:13:02,375 --> 01:13:04,540 It's my wife we're talking about. 1179 01:13:04,666 --> 01:13:06,332 It lasts a lifetime. 1180 01:13:10,166 --> 01:13:11,207 Even if I'm changed, 1181 01:13:11,375 --> 01:13:13,707 you'll still despise me because I'm a sore loser. 1182 01:13:15,083 --> 01:13:17,374 Good character makes good player. 1183 01:13:20,791 --> 01:13:23,749 I'll try to change. Can you wait? 1184 01:13:32,208 --> 01:13:33,374 Going to play Mahjong? 1185 01:13:33,541 --> 01:13:34,749 - I don't have to. - No. . . 1186 01:13:35,083 --> 01:13:36,624 I want you to. 1187 01:13:36,791 --> 01:13:39,082 I want to see you play before we part ways. 1188 01:13:40,166 --> 01:13:41,124 What's there to see? 1189 01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:42,499 You. 1190 01:13:42,666 --> 01:13:45,415 You look attractive when you play. 1191 01:13:54,125 --> 01:13:55,665 A lousy hand! 1192 01:13:55,791 --> 01:13:58,790 A bad hand can still win. Which one? 1193 01:13:59,750 --> 01:14:01,582 8 Circles. 1194 01:14:05,250 --> 01:14:08,415 This is unusual. We'll sit on it. 1195 01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:13,124 What? 1196 01:14:13,541 --> 01:14:14,665 It's okay. 1197 01:14:20,625 --> 01:14:22,124 Knock over the tiles. 1198 01:14:22,208 --> 01:14:25,124 Relax. 1199 01:14:30,708 --> 01:14:34,457 Pong. 1200 01:14:34,791 --> 01:14:37,582 Pong! 1201 01:14:42,333 --> 01:14:42,790 Which tile? 1202 01:14:43,166 --> 01:14:44,665 Not good. 1203 01:14:45,250 --> 01:14:48,082 People keep stealing my wins. 1204 01:14:49,833 --> 01:14:51,207 5 Bamboos. 1205 01:14:51,333 --> 01:14:53,165 Mahjong! 1206 01:14:53,291 --> 01:14:54,790 We discarded the wrong tile. 1207 01:14:55,666 --> 01:14:57,082 It could've been worse. 1208 01:14:57,208 --> 01:14:58,457 Screw you! 1209 01:14:58,583 --> 01:15:00,457 I could've had a "Clean Pairs". 1210 01:15:00,583 --> 01:15:02,124 Lucky us. 1211 01:15:09,416 --> 01:15:10,707 They're about to call Mahjong. 1212 01:15:11,166 --> 01:15:12,332 Which tile? 1213 01:15:12,458 --> 01:15:14,624 These six helps player 1 . 1214 01:15:15,083 --> 01:15:16,374 These six helps player 2. 1215 01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:18,124 Player 3 needs these. 1216 01:15:18,333 --> 01:15:20,457 We'll lose no matter what. 1217 01:15:21,125 --> 01:15:23,499 Think about our move. 1218 01:15:24,291 --> 01:15:26,374 Grab the chairs and the ash trays. 1219 01:15:26,541 --> 01:15:27,207 We'll kick their ass! 1220 01:15:27,375 --> 01:15:29,124 I don't mean that. 1221 01:15:29,375 --> 01:15:31,582 Which one can reduce our loss? 1222 01:15:31,750 --> 01:15:33,624 - This one. - "Clean Pairs" pays eightfold. 1223 01:15:34,083 --> 01:15:35,624 - This one? - Same thing. 1224 01:15:36,375 --> 01:15:38,332 "Honor Pairs" only pays fourfold. 1225 01:15:41,541 --> 01:15:42,499 We'll gamble. 1226 01:15:43,458 --> 01:15:45,790 What a lousy tile! 1227 01:15:46,166 --> 01:15:47,665 Take it or leave it. 1228 01:15:48,250 --> 01:15:50,332 Screw you! I'll take it! 1229 01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:51,499 I can't believe this... 1230 01:15:53,083 --> 01:15:54,457 One pair. Damn! 1231 01:15:55,500 --> 01:15:56,665 Give me West! 1232 01:15:57,375 --> 01:15:59,499 Not East! 1233 01:16:00,250 --> 01:16:01,457 West! 1234 01:16:02,333 --> 01:16:05,457 Screw you! Impossible! 1235 01:16:05,583 --> 01:16:08,332 I've never lost so happily! 1236 01:16:08,458 --> 01:16:10,082 Winning doesn't mean happiness. 1237 01:16:10,208 --> 01:16:12,082 Playing a good hand gives most satisfaction. 1238 01:16:14,333 --> 01:16:15,374 I got it. 1239 01:16:15,500 --> 01:16:16,499 What? 1240 01:16:16,666 --> 01:16:18,290 Reason why you don't lose temper. 1241 01:16:18,416 --> 01:16:20,124 Bad hands require more thinking. 1242 01:16:20,250 --> 01:16:21,624 Losing temper is no use. 1243 01:16:21,750 --> 01:16:24,332 Good character makes good player. 1244 01:16:27,291 --> 01:16:28,207 Believe me. 1245 01:16:28,416 --> 01:16:30,624 Next time you'll want to marry me. 1246 01:16:33,333 --> 01:16:36,499 Take care. 1247 01:16:40,125 --> 01:16:41,249 She's nice. 1248 01:16:41,458 --> 01:16:42,832 I know. 1249 01:16:44,375 --> 01:16:45,582 I'll see you guys later. 1250 01:16:45,791 --> 01:16:48,332 We need one more player. 1251 01:17:14,083 --> 01:17:15,332 Thanks! 1252 01:17:15,458 --> 01:17:16,540 A-ri-ga-to! 1253 01:17:17,458 --> 01:17:19,749 Our luck is back, Cherrie! 1254 01:17:21,625 --> 01:17:23,749 What's the good news? 1255 01:17:24,125 --> 01:17:26,124 The Japanese bought our game. 1256 01:17:26,250 --> 01:17:28,332 They'll host a Mahjong tournament to promote it. 1257 01:17:28,500 --> 01:17:29,582 You should enter. 1258 01:17:29,708 --> 01:17:31,082 Sure! Of course. 1259 01:17:31,208 --> 01:17:32,165 What's the prize? 1260 01:17:32,291 --> 01:17:35,665 5 round-trip tickets to Japan. Economy class! 1261 01:17:35,833 --> 01:17:37,207 We can travel together! 1262 01:17:37,375 --> 01:17:38,415 Good. 1263 01:17:38,583 --> 01:17:39,790 There's one extra ticket. 1264 01:17:40,166 --> 01:17:43,332 It's about time daughter-in-law comes home. 1265 01:17:48,625 --> 01:17:51,249 It's been a while, buddies. 1266 01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:05,832 Lot of players! 1267 01:18:06,166 --> 01:18:09,290 The economy is bad, who doesn't want to win? 1268 01:18:10,083 --> 01:18:11,540 Move! 1269 01:18:17,625 --> 01:18:20,165 You dare to compete? 1270 01:18:20,291 --> 01:18:21,624 What brought you here? 1271 01:18:21,750 --> 01:18:23,374 I like the title! 1272 01:18:24,583 --> 01:18:26,207 "Mahjong Warrior". 1273 01:18:27,375 --> 01:18:29,290 Everything you own will be mine. 1274 01:18:30,125 --> 01:18:33,624 Your house, your car. . . 1275 01:18:35,833 --> 01:18:37,499 and your girl. 1276 01:18:38,416 --> 01:18:39,499 Dad. . . 1277 01:18:39,666 --> 01:18:41,665 Andy! 1278 01:18:42,166 --> 01:18:45,540 Sorry... 1279 01:18:47,708 --> 01:18:49,874 Glad I made it on time. 1280 01:18:50,250 --> 01:18:51,290 Became a flight attendant again? 1281 01:18:52,375 --> 01:18:53,665 Yes. 1282 01:18:55,416 --> 01:18:57,165 I collected lucky charms for you. 1283 01:18:57,416 --> 01:18:59,207 Beads from the Vatican. 1284 01:18:59,541 --> 01:19:01,124 Iranian hat. 1285 01:19:02,791 --> 01:19:04,540 Nepalese scarf. 1286 01:19:05,666 --> 01:19:07,457 Got this in Thailand. 1287 01:19:07,666 --> 01:19:09,707 A tribal necklace. 1288 01:19:13,833 --> 01:19:15,332 My luck will change. 1289 01:19:16,791 --> 01:19:19,082 "800 million dollars" 1290 01:19:22,458 --> 01:19:25,124 Thank you for participating in 1291 01:19:25,250 --> 01:19:26,790 the Mahjong tournament. 1292 01:19:27,166 --> 01:19:29,457 The rules are simple. 1293 01:19:29,583 --> 01:19:31,624 Each player has a set of chips. 1294 01:19:31,750 --> 01:19:34,582 Loser will be replaced by the next player 1295 01:19:34,708 --> 01:19:39,249 The last 4 players will enter the final round. 1296 01:19:39,833 --> 01:19:41,790 Let the game begin. 1297 01:19:42,666 --> 01:19:44,665 Out! 1298 01:19:51,708 --> 01:19:52,582 Mahjong. 1299 01:19:52,750 --> 01:19:54,374 Mahjong. Out! 1300 01:20:00,333 --> 01:20:02,415 You'll pay for humiliating my son! 1301 01:20:03,708 --> 01:20:04,499 6 Bamboos. 1302 01:20:04,750 --> 01:20:08,540 Mahjong. 1303 01:20:08,833 --> 01:20:09,624 MAHJONG! 1304 01:20:09,791 --> 01:20:11,290 Out! 1305 01:20:13,625 --> 01:20:15,165 You'll pay for humiliating auntie! 1306 01:20:20,416 --> 01:20:21,207 Mahjong! 1307 01:20:21,333 --> 01:20:22,499 Out! 1308 01:20:22,791 --> 01:20:24,582 "You'll pay for humiliating auntie!" 1309 01:20:27,125 --> 01:20:28,582 You'll pay for humiliating my son! 1310 01:20:29,416 --> 01:20:31,457 You were just here. 1311 01:20:31,583 --> 01:20:33,165 I was? 1312 01:20:34,250 --> 01:20:35,582 Did I beat you? 1313 01:20:35,708 --> 01:20:36,707 If you did, 1314 01:20:36,833 --> 01:20:39,082 your daughter-in-law wouldn't play me. 1315 01:20:39,250 --> 01:20:41,457 Did she beat you? 1316 01:20:42,541 --> 01:20:44,124 Guards! 1317 01:20:44,250 --> 01:20:46,540 How can she keep playing? 1318 01:20:46,666 --> 01:20:47,749 Sorry ... 1319 01:20:47,875 --> 01:20:50,332 My mom is ill. Let's go. . . 1320 01:20:50,541 --> 01:20:51,832 - 1 Character - Pong! 1321 01:20:52,666 --> 01:20:53,874 - 5 Characters - Pong! 1322 01:20:56,750 --> 01:20:58,207 - 7 Circles - Chow! 1323 01:20:59,666 --> 01:21:01,374 - 3 Circles - Chow! 1324 01:21:09,791 --> 01:21:11,082 9 Circles 1325 01:21:18,500 --> 01:21:19,665 7 Characters! 1326 01:21:20,375 --> 01:21:22,207 Mahjong! "Clean Pairs"! 1327 01:21:22,541 --> 01:21:23,707 Nice game! 1328 01:21:24,708 --> 01:21:26,124 Out! 1329 01:21:37,875 --> 01:21:38,832 4 Bamboos. 1330 01:21:49,666 --> 01:21:51,540 - 3 Characters. - Mahjong! "Clean Pairs"! 1331 01:21:53,333 --> 01:21:54,374 Out! 1332 01:21:54,791 --> 01:21:56,165 Nice game! 1333 01:21:58,625 --> 01:21:59,499 Mahjong. 1334 01:22:00,375 --> 01:22:01,290 "Chicken Hand". 1335 01:22:01,416 --> 01:22:04,790 Mahjong. "Chicken Hand". 1336 01:22:05,125 --> 01:22:06,832 Is that all you get? 1337 01:22:07,208 --> 01:22:09,540 This is the best my lousy tiles can do. 1338 01:22:13,750 --> 01:22:16,665 After the first round the final 4 are decided. 1339 01:22:17,125 --> 01:22:19,290 I'll marry you if you win! 1340 01:22:19,541 --> 01:22:20,665 Good! 1341 01:22:21,125 --> 01:22:22,582 You heard him! 1342 01:22:22,708 --> 01:22:25,665 But he faces a tough battle. 1343 01:22:26,250 --> 01:22:27,499 The rules are simple. 1344 01:22:27,625 --> 01:22:30,582 Whoever wins ten-fold first is the champion. 1345 01:22:30,708 --> 01:22:32,582 "Mahjong Warrior". 1346 01:22:46,166 --> 01:22:48,290 I know you guys would come back. 1347 01:22:49,833 --> 01:23:09,415 Pong. 1348 01:23:26,625 --> 01:23:28,624 I'll finish you this time! 1349 01:23:31,291 --> 01:23:35,582 He's going for Circles. I can discard Character tiles. 1350 01:23:58,208 --> 01:24:01,665 He's going for Characters. I'll discard Bamboos. 1351 01:24:17,166 --> 01:24:19,749 He's going for Bamboos. I'll discard Circles. 1352 01:24:22,708 --> 01:24:24,207 8 Circles. 1353 01:24:55,250 --> 01:24:56,540 It's safe to discard 8 Bamboos. 1354 01:25:04,083 --> 01:25:05,207 It's safe to discard 8 Circles. 1355 01:25:15,166 --> 01:25:16,582 It's safe to discard 8 Characters. 1356 01:25:55,125 --> 01:25:56,415 Need your help, buddies. 1357 01:26:08,041 --> 01:26:09,249 You're here too? 1358 01:26:22,041 --> 01:26:23,040 Bonus tile. 1359 01:26:25,791 --> 01:26:27,124 One pair. 1360 01:26:30,500 --> 01:26:31,624 I know you're coming. 1361 01:26:35,708 --> 01:26:37,415 Thanks, buddies. 1362 01:26:39,250 --> 01:26:42,124 I could've called Mahjong earlier. 1363 01:26:55,125 --> 01:26:57,165 Your buddies are on my side. 1364 01:27:10,375 --> 01:27:11,499 - Red Dragon. - Kong! 1365 01:27:18,583 --> 01:27:20,124 - Green Dragon. - Kong! 1366 01:27:23,333 --> 01:27:24,582 Sorry... 1367 01:27:27,333 --> 01:27:29,249 - White Dragon. - Kong! 1368 01:27:52,208 --> 01:27:54,290 Look at the mess. 1369 01:27:57,666 --> 01:27:59,124 It's still warm. 1370 01:28:07,250 --> 01:28:35,665 Kong! 1371 01:28:37,291 --> 01:28:39,165 Damn! 1372 01:28:43,291 --> 01:28:59,207 Kong! 1373 01:29:05,333 --> 01:29:06,290 Mahjong! 1374 01:29:09,666 --> 01:29:11,832 "1 8 Unique Wonders"! 1375 01:29:31,208 --> 01:29:32,457 Congratulations! 1376 01:29:32,791 --> 01:29:34,457 Excellent skill! 1377 01:29:34,666 --> 01:29:37,207 You really turned things around. 1378 01:29:37,541 --> 01:29:40,374 You deserve the title! 1379 01:29:41,458 --> 01:29:43,332 The plane tickets are yours. 1380 01:29:43,791 --> 01:29:44,874 Andy! 1381 01:29:52,541 --> 01:29:59,415 We'll get married! 1382 01:30:04,083 --> 01:30:06,624 Why didn't you discard 5 Circles? He had a 4 Circles. 1383 01:30:06,750 --> 01:30:09,082 Did it have anything to do with the rice? 1384 01:30:13,291 --> 01:30:14,582 I want a re-match! 1385 01:30:14,708 --> 01:30:15,582 Game's over. 1386 01:30:15,708 --> 01:30:18,332 Whoever wins ten-fold is the champion. 1387 01:30:18,500 --> 01:30:20,165 My brother won thirty-fold. 1388 01:30:20,291 --> 01:30:22,165 More than anyone. 1389 01:30:23,500 --> 01:30:24,374 This is a duel. 1390 01:30:24,541 --> 01:30:27,207 We'll stake everything we own 1391 01:30:27,375 --> 01:30:29,249 and the plane tickets! 1392 01:30:29,375 --> 01:30:30,790 Quit playing, son. 1393 01:30:31,166 --> 01:30:33,457 He got his game back. 1394 01:30:33,583 --> 01:30:36,332 But I want to be Mahjong Warrior! 1395 01:30:37,291 --> 01:30:39,540 - You really do? - Yes! 1396 01:30:59,375 --> 01:31:01,415 I got your bonus tiles. 1397 01:31:03,833 --> 01:31:05,124 So do I. 1398 01:31:37,208 --> 01:31:38,707 I hate 4 Circles. 1399 01:31:41,750 --> 01:31:42,790 Naughty boy. 1400 01:31:43,166 --> 01:31:44,082 What? 1401 01:31:44,250 --> 01:31:47,374 Make a move. Now! 1402 01:31:58,666 --> 01:32:01,124 Take the plane tickets if you want. 1403 01:32:01,333 --> 01:32:03,540 You can have my title too. 1404 01:32:05,041 --> 01:32:07,624 Mahjong is just a game. 1405 01:32:16,250 --> 01:32:17,582 What? 1406 01:32:39,750 --> 01:32:40,874 What does he have? 1407 01:32:41,708 --> 01:32:44,374 "Four Happiness" and "Earth's Grace" ! 1408 01:32:44,500 --> 01:32:45,665 It's forty-fold! 1409 01:32:46,708 --> 01:32:48,207 "To return good for evil". 1410 01:32:48,458 --> 01:32:51,249 He's a real Master! 1411 01:33:00,208 --> 01:33:03,499 Master! 1412 01:33:04,500 --> 01:33:07,374 Master. . . 1413 01:34:12,666 --> 01:34:18,499 Mahjong! 1414 01:34:27,291 --> 01:34:29,082 Everyone is a winner. 1415 01:34:29,708 --> 01:34:32,249 We are all winners! 86206

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