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What the fuck just happened? Do you have the time machine? Our moms, they must

have taken the fucking bus capacitor that was in the phone. Without that, we

can't get back. God, it smells like fucking pink beard in here. Lucky for

have a load to take, so.

You guys definitely can't be hanging out with us looking like that.

It can't be.

Makeover! You gotta cook over right now. What am I looking at?

Dirty laundry? No, look at that outfit.

It's from the boys.

18 years ago, our V -car.

Jimmy, show us your car.

Pull it out.

Happy birthday to you too, flag.

18 at last.

I know, and our moms are both out of town.

Yes, the house to ourselves.

Come over. Let's get this day started right.

I am on my way, baby girl. See you soon. Okay.

Bye.

Oh my gosh!

My Ethan's birthday!

They've given me such a great day!

A present?

My mom is so sweet.

This doesn't look like any biphone I've ever seen.

Weird.

Oh,

so cute.

It's a little letter and a heart.

Happy 18th birthday, sweetheart.

I'm sorry, I couldn't be there to celebrate it with you, but there's a

why I chose to leave you with this letter.

I didn't know how you would react, so I decided to go as far away as possible.

So when you read this, you would have time to process the truth and decide

you should do next.

The truth is, Sergeant Miles is not your biological father?

When we met, I was already pregnant with you. We were young, but Sergeant Miles

agreed to marry me.

So we decided it was best to keep it a secret and not tell you the truth until

you're old enough to understand.

The truth of who your real father is is even stranger still.

When I was 18, a mysterious boy appeared out of nowhere.

I now believe he was from the future.

He was smart, charming, and very familiar.

I felt that I had known him for a lifetime.

After making love, the mysterious traveler disappeared in a flash of

leaving only behind a strange artifact from the future.

No one knows you have it. Not Sergeant Miles, or your stepbrother Jimmy, who I

suspect had something to do with this.

I hope I could find him, and maybe make sense of all of this.

I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

And I hope time away will give you a chance to figure it all out.

Love, Mom.

Hey. Hey. Oh, my God. Did you get the same letter? Yeah. What? What's going

I don't know. My mom sent me this weird letter and then went on some mysterious

trip. Yeah. It's so confusing.

What? Yeah. Mine says something about how my dad's not actually my dad and my

real dad is some mysterious, weird, time -traveling boy.

Yeah.

This? What?

Did you get one of these?

I definitely did not get one of these.

Looks like a cell phone.

Yeah, my mom said it was a time machine and to keep it safe and keep it a

secret.

That's so weird.

We should ask Jimmy. You think he would know?

My mom said not to.

Besides the point, he's been MIA.

You know what? This is probably all just some... Big prank, you know, and

they're probably there at the house waiting for us. They're going to throw

party. Yeah, let's go find out. Yeah, let's go.

Can you believe this shit?

Dude, that was totally an accident.

Oh, my God. Hey!

Hey, what's up?

Where was the party?

Party? Yeah. Oh.

It's our birthday?

I know. I thought now that you're 18, you could go out partying with your

friends. I don't know. I mean, we're just watching the game. You're welcome

join us. Yeah, come on.

Not even a cake? Give it the hug. Not even a cake.

Oh,

happy birthday.

Happy birthday, darling.

Thank you, thank you. Sorry about the mess and stuff, but, you know, we don't

have girls over too often, so.

So we got these.

Yeah, what's up with these letters?

What is it?

Time traveling.

Oh, here we fucking go.

And then you guys aren't our dads, and there's some random boy who apparently

are our brothers that are our dads from the future and the past.

Yeah. It just doesn't make any sense.

I can't believe it.

Here,

get comfortable. I don't think they actually told them. This doesn't make

sense. Okay, so when we met your moms, they were both pregnant. We

are not.

Your dad's. Right. Your biological father's. What? Okay.

But they were both pregnant, and they had this story about these boys

from the future or something like that.

We wrote it off as kind of silly. You know, we did the joint ceremony, got

married, and just figured we were going to be your father. We just thought it

was going to be a joke, but it continued and continued.

Yeah. What the hell?

And then that's...

That's where I had to draw the line was they got into it with the boys from the

future.

They were trying to play with our son.

There's like a whole time travel thing going on.

So Carlos and Jimmy are the ones that they fucked from the future and the

Yeah. It's ridiculous. What the hell? Totally, totally ridiculous.

That's why I had to go for the divorce.

Because it was just too much. And they kept going and going.

I'm sorry, sweetie.

Hey, Cleo. I told you our moms are fucking nuts.

Now they're trying to feed us this bullshit story.

I bet they're trying to shack up with Carlos and Jimmy right now.

They're really just out there fucking our brothers.

Now that sounds like something your mom would do.

That's so weird.

Would she really do that?

I mean, your mom always did kind of have a...

way of looking at Carlos.

What the heck? That's why I had to be like, nah, we gotta end this.

I think we should get revenge.

Revenge? Yeah.

They fucked our brothers, so we should fuck their ex -husbands.

Huh?

Um... No?

It makes total sense.

You know what I mean?

Like...

I mean, the punishment should fit the crime.

See? It makes sense. Like, I can fuck your dad. You can fuck mine.

We'll have birthday fun. I mean,

that would really piss them off.

Exactly.

That would piss them off. Yeah, they'd hate that.

Girls want to party with us?

I don't know.

Fuck yeah, let's party.

It has been a really fucked up family.

Come on.

Well, hello.

You have to have some birthday fun.

I mean, yeah.

It was good.

Our mom's going to be so fucking good.

I know.

Oh, wow. Those are pretty.

Thank you.

That was good.

That was good.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

This was a really good idea.

I know.

Are you taking care of your sweetheart?

Yes.

Best birthday ever.

Oh, no.

Is this really okay?

Yeah.

Are you sure?

Are you sure? Are you okay with it?

Are you okay with me sucking your dad's dick?

Yeah. What do you mean? It's going to be like the best revenge.

I agree with her totally.

Okay.

Oh my God.

Aren't you two just the cutest?

She's taking care of you, bro? You doing okay, sweetie?

Is your gag reflex getting you?

I'm doing great.

Here we go.

Oh, my God.

This is so crazy.

I can't believe I'm sucking your dad's dick right now.

Oh,

my God. That's so hot.

It's really weird that I can hear my daughter sucking your dick.

It's making my dick harder.

Like a champ.

Like a champ.

Here, sweetie. Give your friend a little kiss on the cheek.

Thank you, bro.

Thank you, sweetie.

Your dad's cock is so big.

Oh, fuck.

What are you doing?

What does it look like?

You shouldn't be touching my dick like that. It feels

so good, doesn't it? It does feel really good.

So good, he has such a pretty pussy.

Oh, fuck.

Dad, do you think I have a pretty pussy?

It's so good.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Is this what you wanted to see, sweetie?

Yeah. Do you want to see your daddy's face when you're around your friend's

pussy? Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh my

God,

it's so fucking hot.

You like fucking my dad?

Yeah. I love fucking your dad.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday, girls.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh my God, please keep going.

Keep going, keep going. You're going to make me fucking go.

You almost pushed me out, man.

He's so good on your dick.

Oh, my God. I think I'm going to cum, too.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Good

job,

sweetie.

Good job.

Oh, my

God.

Yeah, let me spread her fucking pussies for you, daddy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

That's so good.

Stick it in my mouth, Daddy. No,

honey. That would be too weird. No.

Sweetie, just put me back in there.

I can't do it.

Sweetie, just put me back in there, fine.

Yeah, that's right.

That's better.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck you. Oh, my God. It's so good.

Oh, you're dead fucking stupid.

Oh,

fuck.

Put it back in there.

Honey,

you're supposed to be putting it back in. No, suck on it. Suck on it.

Okay. Okay.

There, that's good enough, right?

Honey.

Oh, Jesus.

Leah. There we go.

There we go. There we go.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I want you to fuck me, daddy.

Please.

Please, please, please.

You want me to fuck you? Yes, please, daddy.

Yes.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh,

what a good daddy.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

I don't know.

You want your dad to fuck you?

I want my dad to fuck me.

What do you want to do? Where are you going?

It's my daughter.

I'm down.

I'll see you.

I know.

I've been watching her fucking her daughter.

I'm not saying I haven't thought about it.

You did.

Come back.

I don't know about you, but I'm going to get over here.

I can hold it for you.

I'll be a good friend.

Yeah, it'll be okay. Yeah, let's see if it puts it to sleep.

God damn it.

Sweet.

I don't know.

She's

sucking

my dick so good.

Oh my God, Cleo.

Don't you suck dick better than our mom?

Definitely got prettier feet than your mom.

Oh, my God, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit, it's going to happen.

Oh,

God.

Fuck my daughter.

Put it in that tiny little pussy.

Put it in me.

Put it in me, daddy.

Oh, my

God.

It's so fucking good.

Oh, my God.

It's so good.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. It's so good.

Do you like your daddy's taste?

Yeah, I love it.

What do you love? It's so good.

What do you love, honey?

I love that big, thick cock.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you're getting nice and fucking deep inside of me, daddy.

Oh,

shit.

Put it back in there.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Yeah, ride that fucking kick.

Yes. Oh, my

God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

wow.

Thank you.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Are you going to make me cum? Are you getting stuck?

Yeah, right there, right there, right there.

Oh, my God, I'm going to cum.

Oh, my God.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Oh my God, honey.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh,

my

God.

You're a real pervert. You like watching me fuck my daughter, don't you?

It's okay. I like it too.

You want to taste her pussy?

Put it back into her.

Yeah, put it back inside of her.

There you go.

Yeah, I'm going to stretch that fucking pussy out.

She's so fucking good.

What a good girl.

Look at that.

Yeah.

Wow,

that is gorgeous.

Get away.

Spread it for me.

Spread it out for me.

Spread it out for me.

Get it nice and deep in there.

Oh, God.

Do you like that, baby?

Yeah. Oh, my God, yes.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh, my

God,

it's so good.

It's so good.

Oh, my God. Oh, my

God.

Oh,

man.

I want your dick so bad.

Please. Please.

Please. I want your dick, Daddy.

I want your dick, Daddy. Please.

Okay. Oh, yeah.

That's my girl.

That's my girl.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my gosh. This is so good.

Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God. It's so good.

It's so good. Oh,

yes,

Daddy.

Fuck, yes, daddy. I'm so fucking good.

I'm so fucking good.

I'm so fucking good.

I'm so fucking good.

I'm so fucking good.

I'm so fucking good.

that feels so fucking good.

Nice and fucking deep. Oh my God. Nice and deep in that little...

Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Yeah, yeah. Wow.

Wow.

Just like that, just like that, just like that. Right there, right there,

there. Oh, don't fucking stop. Please don't fucking stop.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Daddy's little babies.

Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

please, come here.

Oh, God.

Give us your condolences. Oh, fuck.

Oh, that's it.

Can you come, Daddy?

You swap daddy's I had to swap Wait

Yeah, what is that sound?

Sounds like it's coming from above.

Oh my gosh. Oh, it's the same. So what is that?

Why is it ringing?

Here, press a button.

What the fuck?

What the fuck did I just tell?

Cleo?

What the fuck?

Dude, maybe it was actually true.

That means we... Jesus.

Of our granddaughters?

Oh, fuck.

I'm getting a beer. Come on. Sure.