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It's ridiculous.

I've been working so hard doing all of this stuff. Like, they're not

paying me enough to do this. This is crazy.

Something's got to give, man. Something's got to give.

You know, I never wanted a sugar daddy, but times like these, I can really use

one.

I'm so tired of this.

Lord, please.

Send me a rich man.

I will blow him right here in Smiths.

Like, seriously.

Seriously.

Please.

Oh, it's a beautiful day in Smiths.

Hey, hey, hey there. You need some help?

Um, actually, yeah.

Yeah, man. Go ahead and eat some.

Here you go.

Thank you so much.

Yeah, yeah. It's no problem, man. Oh.

You don't look like the normal smesh worker.

Oh, um, I guess I'll take that out of the compliment.

Yeah, you look like, you look like I've seen you somewhere before, you know,

like, somewhere like on the internet, but, you know, I might just be, you

a little tweaked out.

Oh, um, I don't know about that.

Yeah, well, not that we were. My name's Billy. How you doing? Nice to meet you,

Billy. My name's Alex.

Yeah, like, Alex Blair, yeah.

Alex Blair?

Uh -huh. Oh, it has, like, a flair to it, like. Thanks, yeah.

Yeah, like some type of, like, glow, like.

Oh. Thank you.

Yeah, you're like one of them special ones, man.

Thanks. Nice to meet you.

I literally have the biggest question in the world.

Why are you working at Flip looking like this?

I mean, I got a lot of bills, and it's hard out here.

It's hard out here for a temp.

It is when you're trying to get the money for the rent.

Yeah, man. What do renters do, huh?

First coming up.

Exactly. Yeah, man. You got to keep, you know, pushing them cards, stocking them

shelves, you know, like cashing people out. And they don't pay me shit here,

man. Like, I'm having to double up on shifts. I'm so tired every day. Damn,

girl, they pay you minimum wage?

Yeah, something like that.

Damn, we got to go holler at Trump.

You know what I mean?

For real.

I mean, ironically, it was just praying for a sugar daddy.

Whoa, a sugar daddy. Like, you go to, like, aisle 10 and get some sugar, you

know? Like, you go over there and just, you know, start stacking them. You get

me? You feel me?

Yeah, man.

Yeah.

I mean, it's only right if, you know, you show me what you're working with

because you are in here inappropriately dressed and messed. And if you need a

sugar daddy, I need to see what I'm putting my sugar on, you know?

Yeah,

turn around.

Give me a 360.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. That's worth way more than minimum wage.

Jesus, that's worth the whole loaf of bread.

Jesus Christ.

You don't do too much, man, you know.

I got a lot of sugar, you know.

Got a lot of money.

Got a lot of cars.

Got a lot of broccoli.

You know, what's the other vegetables you can name?

Yeah, you should be working at Smith's then.

Yeah, I'm just playing, man. You're gorgeous, man, you know.

But, um, I guess I got, like, a little proposition for you, if you like it, you

know. Okay.

It is eight hours a day, you know.

Your knees will get bruised.

Oh. Your insides will get ravished.

But at the end of the day, you know, you probably make, you know, ten times more

than you make, you know, on a day -to -day basis than Smith's.

Probably less stress on my body than Smith's was putting on me, so. Yeah,

stress, you know, seven days a week, you know, four times a day.

Shout out to my blue shoes.

You know, it works. You know what I mean?

Okay, well, I mean, yeah, I could really use the money, so.

Yeah, because your stalking skills ain't up to par, man.

I'm just doing what I can.

It's like your mouth has a little bit more skill sets in there, you know?

Maybe.

Yeah, you know, when you get to this level, you can just talk how you talk,

you know? Okay.

So what time you get off?

I mean, it's kind of slow right now. I could probably get off right now.

Listen, baby. Two words. Right now.

Okay? Let's make it short and sweet.

Alright? Let's go.

Right now.

Get your ass moving. Okay.

She's a good girl.

Yeah, you know. I know this is like a long way from Smith's, baby girl. But

know.

You got to do what I, you know, the Luxor Hotel, you know, something

you know. It's cool. It's a vibe in here.

It's better than, you know, pushing carts, you know, checking old ladies out

and, you know what I mean?

It's very true. It's very true.

You know, I've been down for a couple of days, so we're going to have a good

time, you know? Okay.

Well, I know what I signed up for.

Okay, well, let's go. Let's take a walk, man. Okay.

You know?

Yeah. Show me where your room is at.

Yeah, I will definitely show you.

Yeah, man, I get you for that traditional 9 to 5, man, you know, the

schemes and stuff of that nature.

Yeah, I'm not built for a 9 to 5, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, nah, man, you know, but.

I'm really not.

We're going to make it right, you know.

I think this is where, you know, my room is right here, 3011.

Right here?

Okay, cool, perfect.

Yeah.

Hey, just make your way in, man.

We got the Luxor.

You say the R real hard.

Luxor.

Yeah. You know, we could do some, like, you know, cool things here, you know.

Have a good time.

I mean, definitely seems better than what I've been doing, so.

Let's take a seat on the bed, you know. Okay.

I'll ask you a few questions.

Okay.

So, Miss Alex Blair.

Yes.

What is the biggest thing you need right now in your life?

The biggest thing I need right now?

I need a break.

I need something to get me out of work and this job.

Yeah, like a breath of fresh air, like new beginnings.

Exactly. Yeah, you see, that's what, you know, people like you need, right?

And then people like me, you know what we need?

What do you need?

A release.

You know? The pressure of the world just, you know, knocking down on us.

I feel that.

So we just need to, you know, knock it up.

You get what I'm saying?

Understandable. You catch my lingo.

I think I could help you with that.

Yeah, you know, I feel like you just, you know, in a position you're in, you

just, you know, have no choice. You know? You just kind of got to do it, you

know? I mean, it's this or this.

This or this.

They should trademark that one, dude. It might make you a couple mils.

I mean, shoot, I'm willing to do whatever I can for a couple mil.

Yeah, well, how about you stand up and, you know, bend it over for me. Let me

see how it's looking right now.

Okay, you sure you want to see all this ass from a girl that just works at

Smith? Yeah, man, let me see what you know. Let me see what they're paying for

there. Okay.

Yeah, let me see.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah, they pay for a lot.

That's well over 50 inches of ass.

My God.

Yeah, man. Let me see.

Okay.

Perky. Kind of real.

All right.

Yeah, man. I love a real ass around here, man.

Yeah? Yeah, you can turn around now, man. You know, you don't have to do too

much. You know what I'm saying?

Okay. So check it, Blair. This is going to happen, right?

Okay. I'm going to be your sugar daddy for one day. I'm going to change your

life. Maybe, you know, change your environment, your habitat, you know?

Okay. Change the streets you walk on, the car you drive.

Okay? This is what you're going to do for me.

You're going to get your back blown out. You're going to suck a little dick.

You know, you're going to go that whole, you know, the whole nine.

You know?

Okay.

In exchange, you know what happens. You know?

You wake up one day and you're in paradise.

You get me?

So I won't have to work at Smith's anymore?

No, you can lose that apron, that job.

You know, you can lose all of that. You know, your fat, hairy boss.

You know?

All of that stuff, man. It comes, you know.

Work for one night at the town, you know?

Or one night with you.

Make your decision.

I'm definitely going with the one night with you.

Okay, lose the apron, man.

You know, it's kind of blowing me. Oh, okay.

Yeah, it's kind of too red.

You're not a fan of the apron, huh?

Nah.

It's not my speed.

Well, since you don't work at Smith's anymore.

Yeah, you can lose that thing, you know?

Yeah, throw it right there in the corner.

Yeah, man.

Good credit.

Yeah, you know, the t -shirt's not too much doing it for me either. You can

of lose that too.

You can take it off. Take my shirt off? Yeah, like right here right now.

Oh, okay.

Getting right to it, I guess, huh?

Yeah, let's not waste no time, baby.

Whoa.

Oh, look at those milkers.

Damn. Yeah?

Oh, yeah, yeah, I like that, Blair.

Yeah, man, you know.

You know, the last article of clothing can go, too, because, you know, we don't

really need it, man.

You can lose the cool shoes, too.

Lose the shoes, too?

Okay, okay. Yeah, they can go, you know?

Yeah, man.

No more of that for me.

Yeah, how about you turn it around and you pull it down for me, you know?

Okay. Yeah, I like that angle.

Wow.

Now that is alarming.

My God.

Yeah.

Yeah, Smith's lost a good employee today, man.

Sorry, Smith.

Sorry, Smith.

My God.

Okay, turn around, Blair.

Okay.

All right, well, this is where the fun begins, you know?

Okay. This is where you become, you know, a true woman, you know?

And you become like, you know, you know,

you know.

You know.

You know, man.

Yeah. Yeah, man.

Sorry, so I'm going to blow it back out, all right?

Oh gosh, okay.

And your fist pump there.

Alright. Alright, good.

a pretty good sugar daddy. You know, do my left, right, bring it around, down,

no emotion, you know?

Where's my sugar?

Oh, see, about that, um, I'm not really actually kinda, sorta, not rich.

Um, I'm just having a three -day work vacation, you know, I got like ten

so I only get ten percent of my company, actually, so I'm probably only walking

away with a good, you know, six hundred a week, um.

I'm damn near working at Smith's myself.

What?

Well, I got to go back to work then.

Yeah, you know, you just got to go, you know, push them carts, you know, stalk

them pals, you know, and hopefully, you know, a real sugar daddy comes along the

way and, you know, just change your life. But the pussy was great, and I

you know, deny a good entry, you know. So on that note, I'm going to just grab

your stuff and, you know, just get out of my hotel room because, you know, it

was great.

Are you serious?

Yeah, I'm kind of sort of really am serious, kind of, you know.

But it was fun, though, you know, your cool apron, you know, your nice kicks.

You can probably just, you know, make your way to the exit and we say it never

happened, you know.

Okay, I guess if I leave now, I can make the second half of my shift.

Yeah, you can get your rest of your, you know, minimum wage earnings and, you

know, be a good Smith's employee, right?

I'm out of words. You can just, you know, hit the door.

Okay, bye.

Bye -bye.

One night.

I'm a little nervous.

I don't have a sugar daddy.

Okay, cut this.

Damn. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.