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Steppe! Look, it's nine times!
- Vadim - What?
why not the second century BC? Look.
- once. - Roma!
I'm coming
- Barbarian! - Shall we have lunch?
Oops!
Everything is going as it should.
The regime is broken, the breadwinner.
Are we going to eat concentrates again, like in Antarctica?
Dear comrade diplomat,
we brought so many cereals and soups with us! They need to be destroyed.
- Well, okay. - I won't take them back.
- Duty Lyubeshkin, - I'm on duty
What do you have for lunch today?
Well?
Food of the gods.
- Yes? Interesting. - What about the first?
- Pea soup. - For the second?
Pasta.
Well, what about the third one?
Are you interested in the third one? to the third secret of the inventor.
- Well! - Yes
Come here. The main task...
What-what?
- Don't you understand? I will explain. The main thing... - Roma,
Take your hand away.
- Signal.. - Okay.
- In my favor. - Let's take into account.
What a nuisance!
- Listen, vet. - Well
- You know what I've just thought about? - No.
When you are not busy treating cats and dogs
You could cook meals wonderfully...
And your mother-in-law would surely respect you.
That's it?
Not exactly.
The main advantage is that your future wife will have nothing to do in the kitchen.
I'm telling you for the last time.
I'm not compatible with women, Is it clear?
Really? Sorry.
Come on, beep! Where is Sundukov after all?
It's the same story every day!
Come on, beep!
Just a sec.
What, do you have nothing better to do?
Don't torture my poor car, bastards! Have you gone crazy?
An extremely cruel person, similar to the biblical King Herod
You want to discharge the battery? Shame on you!
I warned you! He hates when you beep.
Whatever you say, but the private property...
Makes you quite different. Right, Roma?
I absolutely agree with you.
You save your voice, you do not save the car.
- What is it? - A crab.
- Is it alive? - Alive.
- Give it to me. - Take it.
You may sit down.
- Lunch is ready, isn't it? - It's been ready for quite some time.
Music, please!
The lunch is served!
We swear not to shave, not to drink, not to smoke!
And to remain...
...and remain savages. - Amen - Hurray!
That is ... Hooray!
Main course!
Here it is.
- Please. - We take. - Further.
- Please. - Thank you
Okay. It must be sultry in restaurants now!
It is quite different here! We enjoy fresh air...
And even this pasta
tastes like barbecue. Am I right?
Absolutely!
What a gross-out, Steve!
- Yes, I to you ... - But! I agree.
I'm gone to fetch the dessert!
- We are even! - Relax.
Here
Please! The inventor's know-how.
What is this shaking substance?
Eat, my friends, don't be scared!
Some rosy nettle-fish!
Okay, don't spoil his appetite! Come on, Steve, eat it up.
You should eat it without bread, don't get used to it!
Once I tasted boiled octopus in Rome.
He's never been in Rome! He's just prating!
- Come on, for your mom's health! - Eat it yourself!
- Yes, try it yourself. - Please!
- Tasty. And next? - Me? Please!
I'll bring tea.
- Do we dare? - Come on
Nothing.
- Tasty? - Yep.
So, about the octopus.
We were driving from Milan to Rome!
The highway is unbelievable! As on Crimea peninsula!
And suddenly a tiny white "Fiat" comes in view round the bend!
Something like our "Zaporozhez".
And at the wheel...!
Guys, who poured all the water?
You are on duty today! Just don't bother us with these questions!
And what am I supposed to do?
You should supply our camp with water!
Really?
- Tomorrow is my turn. - This is the only consolation.
So? And don't damage my hat, please!
Yeah...
- Would you be so kind as to stand up? - Fine.
Are you nuts?
You should spare fresh water.
Steve!
Sundukov!
- Doctor! - What?
Would you explain to me
what is the difference between pi-meson and mu-meson?
Get off!
No, seriously! They say there is some Q-meson!
I can't explain this in two words.
Just approximately.
Listen,
do I have a right to rest for thirty days in a year?
Twenty four.
Okay, twenty four.
And I'm not in the mood to talk about pi-meson, mu-meson and Q-meson!
I'm reading a detective novel! Leave me alone.
God! I wish your hands dry and wither, bastards!
I'm really sorry.
- Excuse me, I'm sorry - It's okay.
- How do you do? - Nice to meet you.
Good afternoon.
- Are you settled down here for a long time? - You seem to be upset with it?
The right guess.
What's so funny about it?
I'm laughing because this place is ours.
- What place? - This place.
- And in what sense it is yours? - In a very direct.
Our planet is overpopulated.
No, but we come here every year for our vacation.
- I hate to be indiscreet, but... - It's okay.
Who are "we"? And are there many of you?
- Us? - Yes.
- There are two of us. Why? - No, nothing.
- And who are you? - It doesn't matter. And let's stop it!
And you are not from police by any chance?
We'll show you our IDs, don't worry.
Okay, fellows, this is our place! And you had no right to occupy it!
- What did you say? We had no right to occupy it? - Yes.
Have you heard, doctor?
I'm not deaf!
- For five year we've spending our vacations right here... - And what?
And we are not going to change our habits!
Wonderful!
Listen, dear, don't be ridiculous!
- Lyubeshkin, come here! - What?
Don't faint, mate, we are being uprooted!
- Who is uprooting us? - She is.
Yeah, sorry, you are uprooting us?
We are not.
What does it mean?
We are just asking you to move from here!
- Have a nice time! - You too.
Where are we supposed to move?
Just anywhere you like! Find for yourself another place!
No, I don't understand! Why are we supposed to leave?
- Childish prattle! - You are the men after all!
- No, we are not! - What?
We are the savages!
It doesn't matter! You have to bow out.
- Sorry, sorry, sorry! - Please
How can you explain that's your ways ?
Say in Russian.
He is asking, how can you prove that this place is yours?
- Yes! - How?
- You need some proof? - Yes!
- You don't believe me? - No! Yes!
All right!
I'll prove it! Let me through.
Shut your mouth!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... Okay!
- Have you got a spade? - What?
- Have you got a spade? - Do we have a spade?
- Doctor, do we have a spade? - We do! Catch!
"Our place"! What is it, a gold mine, or what? Found Klondike.
Please.
- Will you be so kind? - What?
Just dig a hole.
- Roma is much more skillful! - Please.
Two of me one for you. He means pranks
Help the young lady, Roma Two, one
Are we looking for evidence, or ancient monuments?
Don't waste your sense of humor.
- And what now? - Evidence.
Natik!
- Her husband. - Tired?
Exhausted!
- Poor guy... - So...
Sit!
Hardly her husband.
Natasha, can you imagine? Our place is occupied!
- What do you mean? - It is just occupied! Simple.
- By whom? - I have no idea! Some guys.
Every tree here knows that this place is ours!
- Good afternoon, fellows. - Hello.
You've dug on the wrong spot! It's not here! Over there!
You still don't believe that this place is ours?
No, We believe you I swear.
- So, what's the matter? - But where is the proof?
- You still need the proof, Okay. - Yes.
Have you got a spade?
Don't you need the power shovel, dear? Doctor, do we have a power shovel?
Sure.
- Come on, Zoya. - I'm much obliged. Thank you.
After you.
I'm much obliged. Thank you.
- Drive away, please. - Would you drive away, please?
Leave it be, mate, don't bother.
- No, doctor, you can leave it - Thank you.
So. Last year...
So, this is the proof. Here.
- Have we got any glasses, doctor? - Have you got a bottle-screw?
Roma, give her the bottle-screw.
- Bottle-screw , Wait a minute. - Here is your bottle-screw! Are you blind?
Yes, exactly.
Please
- What is it? - Read!
So amateurish! Take it!
"Crimea, New World"
You better read it aloud!
Soviet Champagne! Semi-dry!
Not you! Read, Vadim!
We despise and denounce all types of organized vacations...
And we discovered this place on the Black Sea coast on the 20 of July 1956.
And the same day we proclaimed that it is ours for the rest of our lives.
We swear every year
to use all the possible means opportunities for this
to spending our vacation together and only here.
To sew up this oath-taking we've drunk the bottle of champagne...
And inserted inside this safe-conduct.
Stupid kids! Newborn babies!
- So? Are you convinced now? - Not really!
- You think it really matters? - that this place is ours.
Dear dear girls...
We are not dear for you! God forbid!
- One minute, please! - What?
Let's just sit at a round table and discuss it peacefully.
- What for? - Please...
- Fine, Let's go, Natasha. - Let's go
- Take your seat. - Sit down.
- Can I start? - Yes - Come on.
Okay, as for me I...
Wait! All this story is pointless.
This year you can enjoy your vacation anywhere else!
- Right! - Obviously!
- No. We can't! - And we won't!
- Is it the ultimatum? - As you wish.
Quite an interesting twist!
Okay, listen up...
What can you say?
You are really strange people! They think we are joking!
It is unbelievable!
Well, a little bit of good
We were joking, it's time to know the honor.
Good-bye.
Good bye.
So, I guess we had a very fruitful and amiable discussion.
Well, Fine...
- Natasha, let's go! - Of course, let's go. oh...
oh...
Diplomat, do you understand anything?
Well, how can I tell you?
Binocyclism, He is therefore
indescribable.
- Indescribable? - No.
- Three.. - Stop it.
Come on! Stop it.
They are adventurers.
Two adventurers, you'll see.
- Really? - Exactly.
Natasha, who do you think they are?
I have no idea.
This is a gloomy person
I think it's a salesman.
Butcher, exactly!
Why do you think he's a butcher?
No, it doesn't look like it. I think it's a polar explorer.
- No, it can't be. - No? Well, who is he then?
- They call him a doctor. He is a doctor. - Oh, maybe.
- And who is the second? - Athlete.
The third is a hairdresser.
For ladies.
- Look, it looks like a hairdresser - one thing is now clear: they took our place.
- Let's get out of here. - Let's get out of here.
Diplomat, take duty.
- They left - yes they left
They led us to smoke
Yes
Right?
They tell you.
Well guys,
I think after such a nervous breakdown.... A sea bath would be very helpful.
OK. Zoya, why couldn't we camp out there?
No, only here, just under their nose!
- Why? - We'll make their life quite unbearable!
That's easy!
- So, it's decided? Here? - Of course.
- Zoya! - Natasha, we must compact them.
You know, they eat canned food.
- Vagabonds. - And
The trailer will not stand here.
- However, you didn't have to put up this idea - come on Natasha.
Let's go swimming soon.
We'll have to talk with them either way.
What for? And what about? They simply don't exist for us!
-They're not, you understand they're not - Okay, that's okay
An above all - we have to be persistent!
Yes, the column needs to be repainted. Now I'll do it.
- Did you make the pointer? - I. Nothing?
- Nothing. - What if they don't leave here?
Well, how is it - they won't leave?
- They won't leave, that's all. - Rely on me Natasha
If I'm perfectly able to train the real lions...
I'll manage with the porcupines somehow.
Speaking frankly, there is nothing special in them!
I wouldn't say so!
Yes, yes, template and standard.
Too plain and cliche.
No, they are quite pretty. In general, of course.
No, this Natasha is much prettier...
Than the one in striped blouse.
- Striped blouse? - You mean Zoya?
Her name is Zoya? Who?
The shaggy one, who made him to dig the hole.
They are both quite shaggy.
- Agreed ? - Yeah
Let's go!
- Well, let's go, shall we? - Let's go.
Well.
Let's go.
- Are you falling already? - Well, okay!
Vow, the super-can! Zaporozhez model!
- New brand? - A piece of junk!
- They have scrambled eggs! - With bacon!
No, With sausages!
Roma, You'll have it too salt!
Well okay
I'll try to invite them...
- You mean dancing? - Yep.
- Would you permit to...? - What?
- Allow me? - What is it?
- Five to one. - OK, I'm reading, guys!
Come on, come on
Jackson was embarrassed. In front of him stood defenseless Peterson.
His frenzy subdued, his mind was clear again.
And he cooled down considerably.
He found himself under a high vault in complete darkness and silence.
Trembling with my whole body, with a beating heart
Jackson groped his way..."
We continue our broadcasting from Moscow. It is 10:31 p.m. Moscow time.
Today marks the 85th anniversary of the death of the great poet...
Roma
- What? - Why aren't you sleeping?
No, I'm sleeping already.
- Diplomat, physicist ..... Roman! - Ahead of the ape is ahead.
Three unshaved savages
Could you help with the name of a primate?
Gorilla.
Gorilla Doesn't fit in. Chimpanzee!
We've got to get rid of them!
- How? - How?
At all costs!
- So, let's sleep? - Cheers.
- Good night. - Bye.
- Natasha, I'll switch off the light. - Of course, extinguish.
Good night
It's after midnight already. Stop larking!
Well... The normal vacation is spoiled!
- Everything is spoiled! I just knew it! - This is what they need.
Personally, I don't care.
They chose the wrong guy!
You are quite nervous nowadays...
- Stop shaking - OK
- What are looking at? - At the sea.
Stop it!
Give me the binoculars.
- I wonder what you lost there? - Put it - what?
Put down the binoculars.
- Sorry - An hour and a half passed...
- Hour - Hour? - Yes
So what?
Why do you care?
- Yes, and if so, - It's sad.
What is so sad?
Look at them! These sauceboxes swim like crazy dolphins!
Now let me have a look at dolphins.
Let's swim back, uh?
Just a couple of minutes more.
Let them worry.
OK. I just forgot to tell you.
Yesterday, when I went swimming, I saw the diplomat swimming after me.
So, I swam along for another 100 meters and stretched myself flat on the water.
- The diplomat? - He swims up to me and asks: 'Aren't you afraid to drown?'
And?
Then, after swimming in circles for some time, he says...
'Where could I possibly see you? I just cannot remember!'
Have you reminded him that you are the movie-star?
- No. - And what happened?
Nothing, really. He shrugged and swam to the shore.
- And that's it? - No, it's not!
It's all kind of stupid.
We live so close to each other and don't even say hello.
- Really? - Definitely! Like savages!
Every normal man wouldn't stay calm
If he sees two girls drowning
- Girls? - Right, girls.
- It's a show off! - Yes, just a simple reckoning.
- What, what? - Exactly.
- What? - Well
Hey, you diplomat! Nothing! It's just logical.
- No, let him say. What's the reckoning? - What do you want from me?
What's the reckoning?
It's simple,They are playing on our nerves!
- I'm not going to worry! - Well
I know, I was married!
- Don't say a word! - OK?
Come on, girls,
It is not safe to swim so far from the shore.
Grab the ropes.
Oh
As you wish.
Guys, You plan to go round ever day?
I told you, the normal vacation is finished!
- We could stand down, of course... - Okay
- And we find another place for ourselves. - Well
But, in my opinion, it will be stupid of us.
What do you suggest?
- I suggest you wait. - So
- We'll see what happens. - Okay
Still, it's even somewhat interesting.
Personally, I'm very optimistic..
Peaceful coexistence of two different systems.
Well, to some extent - yes.
But I would excite passions...
And turn our joint camp into some multifamily unit!
But no concessions!
- I won't make concessions! - Sure! We are not enemies to ourselves!
God forbid, what's wrong with you guys?
I don't mean concessions!
We are not going to sacrifice our principles...
But we have to establish some normal rules of coexistence! Understood?
- Like this? - No.
Elementary norms of conduct in the hostile.
Don't kid around with us! Would you explain?
You can't say it in Russian, uh?
Look, he scratched the car!
The car is damaged! It's time to sell it!
So what did you say?
- Just for example. - Well?
- Do we have to say hello in the morning? - He is right.
- I think it's natural! - Right! - No!
Not necessarily.
Traitor.
- Well... - Well.
- Guys! I've got an idea! - Really?
- . - I suggest to draw the boundary!
We've got the boundary already!
But it's in the air, and I suggest to draw it on the ground!
- With what? - We've got many cans!
- Empty cans! - Well, of course!
- Right! R - Let's do it!
Look, lip-stick smears.
Women are always women!
- Well? - I know for sure!
- Well, stop philosophizing. - Doctor found a pebble! Isn't it nice?
Perfect!
Now...
What are you writing?
= Woman
- Right. OK, I'll decorate the post. - Let's
Done , the borders are locked.
In my opinion, we're mad
Who cares? Let's rest
- Ready - Let's do it.
As far as I noticed, they are not going to say hello to us.
By the way, we still don't know who they are!
We do know their last names.
I'm not interested in their biography.
Who in our time could be interested in biography?
Let's live this spot for the chair.
- Steve, give me another can. - Here.
- For more. - Yes.
- What are we gonna do with this trees? - Wait a minute.
Let them have it!
Just one?
There are two of them.
Ah, give both.
- OK. I'll take this one. - Really?
- Situba, to work, to work - it's okay
There, you mean?
Yes, make it straight.
- Fine - Yes, here is a can.
Indeed, we still do not know who we are dealing with and who they are.
Who are they, I'm asking?
Cool down! We'll know after the autopsy.
I'll lock my trunk in my wallet!
Stepa, the wallet in the trunk is much more convenient.
- Well, okay - By the way, I feel foolish in their presence.
- In what sense? - I mean the beard.
That's it.
I warned you! The disintegration will start with the shaving!
Come here!
Situba
I don't really like to shave!
My skin is very sensitive!
I like your attitude.
I'm with you really, but I think it's stupid!
- It all depends. - Here they are.
Zoya, look!
Hush, hush
- What are you doing? - Wait!
- Don't touch my hand! - The pulse is OK.
- Is it? - Why do you hide in the car? Are you scared?
I have my principles!
He is the man of principles! there's nothing you can do.
You know, Natasha
I just don't know what to do.
I'm so concerned with the health of my Leo.
I understand you.
- How is he doing without me? - Don't worry!
- We'll send a telegram. - Do you think? - Of course.
- Look, you should... - Well?
Zoya
The leader is definitely
- This gloomy bearded guy! - Yes, very serious.
- He'll be the main obstacle. - It's a pity.
Zoya, I really like this music.
- Make it louder, Natasha! - Surely, Zoya!
Get out!
Oh, They switched on the external irritator!
I told you many times, don't pay attention!
Stop twitching!
- Steve, get out! - Never!
- You see? - Get out.
- I said I won't! - One-two, pull!
- Let go! - Still taken!
- Are you crazy? - He is a tough guy!
Scientist, physicist.
Neurasthenic.
Will you please turn off the radio?
Girls, well, they ask you,
Please turn off the music.
Will you please turn off the radio?
Louder!
If you can't turn it off, at least make it quieter.
- Roma! - Fine
- Now, they'll pay for it! - Come on, Vadim!
Now
- And? - Wait, The last warning!
Let's start
Roma, let's get stronger, more!
There's no one there, come on, come on!
There is no one there, what are you shaking?
Roma! There is nobody inside!
I tell you, There is nobody inside!
- There is nobody inside, go turn off the radio. - How - no?
That's it.
- And where are they? - Evaporated!
And what did we play for?
Well, come in, come in.
Well, what are you doing, fell asleep, or what?
Roma, come out! They'll come back soon!
It's uncomfortable.
Lyubeshkin, what are you doing there?
Come on, come out quickly!
Well Roma, what are you doing there?
Situba
- Vadim! - What?
- She is from police, understood? - Who?
- Wait, you'll know. - Show me, show me
? ?
Sensation, guys! She is the police sergeant!
- Who? - Natasha
- Sergeant, It's all clear now. - What is clear, Situba?
Why they were talking with us this way.
I would have never thought, that she is from police!
- Here is Natasha, this is Natasha. - Listen, who is Zoya?
Two of the same kind
Lieutenant, they're spending another vacation together.
The correct diagnosis!
Guys, maybe it's better for us not to quarrel with them?
No, I personally pass.
- Do you know, what does it mean? - Well, What?
The typical example of a power abuse!
But they are from police!
So what?
Female police-officer is still a woman.
- Actually yes - They are coming, quickly put it in the tent in place.
- Roma! - Huh?
One, two, three ...
We'll make it broader
Yes, here...
What are you reading, Steve? How interesting!
Jackson shot him in the back of his head!
Oh what a disgrace!
What happened? Ah, turned off the radio!
Who turned off our radio?
Citizens!
Do you have the courage to confess who turned off our radio? Well!
I
- Natasha... Natasha Let's check our belongings! - Yes
I hope, nothing is stolen!
It's too much, Search!
Disgrace! Eat our chocolate!
I just tasted it! A tiny bit!
Natasha, these things need to be removed.
Why are you making so much noise over apiece of chocolate?
I'll reimburse it with sugar!
Leave the sugar to yourself!
What about French perfume?
- What? - You took it!
- Who? - You
- Me?! - Yes
Well, I accidentally suffocated.
...
- And I do apologize! - Who needs your apologies?
- What can I offer them? - Your jelly.
I told you hundred times, stay away from them!
Just a tiny piece, Steve!
- Five to zero? - Five years!
One year on parole.
Well, guys,
We decided not to make them mad...
- The blood-colored sun was rising... - Listen, Get off with your detective!
I'm sick and tired of it!
What do you read all the time? Relax, that's enough
Ay, yay, yay!
Natasha, our method proved to be effective.
This diplomat is so nice after all...
When the guy is unshaved I can't judge his appearance!
What did you stop at?
The most interesting scene.
Remember Jackson? He escaped from the prison.
I wish I had his cares...
Situba
Sunduk
The blood-colored sun was rising
Jackson stood in front of the prison next to the jail.
He kissed his hands.
Peterson told him: "I love your beard,
I love you nose, your hair,
but I will kill you, I hate you, I will choke you.
All my life I will take revenge on you." ((The Sundukov groan))
Roma
- Roma Are you sleeping? - Yes
Listen, Jackson shot at me just now
- in the dream - But he missed?
No
Hold yourself, sleep, my child
What happened, guys?
Jackson shot at Sundukov!
What are you saying? he killed him?
No, he missed. sleep, my child sleep
Yeah
The guys are just fooling about. Let's sleep.
Ah, ladies, I'm sorry.
Be careful, you may get burns
Don't worry, I won't get burned.
I just warned you.
The rest is up to you.
- Good morning. - We don't know each other
Zoya, tell me, do you really love your Leo?
Very ... I love it very much.
He is so adorable! Smart and talented!
- He is a very smart and capable lion. - Yes?
And what a character! Even more complex than Caesar's.
I hope something is left?
Dear Natasha
The main thing is to make an animal feel
that a man is stronger. Do you want an apple?
No. So, under our circumstances we have to
make these guys feel that the women are stronger?
Exactly, but I think we've got to change...
- The method of training... - What do you suggest?
- We've got to change the tactics! - How?
- Do we have persistence? - You think so?
Obviously
- And we've got enough of self-control. - Right.
- What are we missing? - I don't know.
- What we really miss is... tenderness - What, what ?
- A tender approach! - Yes, you are right!
Well then
Let's start with the doctor.
- Maybe it's better with a diplomat? - With the doctor.
Doctor
Doctor
May I come to you?
Enter.
I'm sorry, you are the doctor, right?
- Doctor - Can I ask for a favor?
- Try me. - We are not going to reconcile with you, but...
We didn't wrangle!
But our relations are so...
I'd prefer to leave this topic! Otherwise we say something rude to each other!
In any case you have no right to say "no"...
To a person who asks your help.
You are not drowning, are you?
It's not funny! Zoya is seriously sick, and she needs your help!
Really?
In this case, you came to the wrong man,
- How is it? - Unfortunately I can't help her!
I didn't understand.
- Be careful! You'll get hooked! - Not a chance!
I never thought that among the people of such a humane profession.
There may be people like you.
I asked you a simple request
Is it really difficult to help? Of course
There are still rude people around...
- What do you mean? - I mean your doctor!
He is not rude at all!
- He is kind, good-mannered and respondent. - Really?
That's just what I didn't notice.
What happened?
- Zoya's got fever. - Let me?
Grateful, Thank you.
Is she sick?
Yes. She's got sun-burned on the beach.
Well, is there anything left of her?
It's not funny.
You can't even imagine her sufferings!
And why didn't you tell us?
I told your friend. He is the doctor, isn't he?
- Sorry, who is the doctor? - He is!
Ah, Sundukov!
I don't know Sundukov or Petrovs...
- You think he is a doctor? - You call him "doc"!
Right, he is a doc...
But of physics and math.
- What a shame! - It's okay.
If you need a real doctor, there is one in our company
- You? - No, no.
- But speaking frankly he is... - What?
he... wait a minute, please excuse me
Please please
- Something important came up! - What?
Move your hooves!
- You are walking along the string already! - Zoya is burned!
What do you mean "burned"?
Sun-burned on the beach!
What am I supposed to do?
Well, what? You are a doctor.
I hope you didn't dare to say that I'm a vet?
Sure, I didn't.
What can I do?
You are the doctor! Just prescribe something! Some ointment, some pills...
I'll ask Sundukov's advice!
- You don't need Sundukov! - Yes, no need.
Comrade Vadim, I'm waiting for you!
Just one moment, I'm leaving now
- Come on, come on. - Quiet! Calm down, I'm going
- So what we were talking about? - You said that there are among you ...
- A doctor, right. - Yes, yes
And he is ready to help you.
Thank you very much.
- You should have come to him in the first place. - I didn't know.
I'm sorry, I thought you were a doctor.
- I understood. - Steve, you know, Zoya is sick. - Yes, yes
Ay-ah-ah-ah!
Let's go, please comrade Vadim.
I'm very worried, please help us.
Everything that depends on me, I will do.
- Thank you very much. - Roma!
The patient is the tent, right?
- Yes, go. - Come on, come on
Who is there?
The doctor.
May I come to you?
- One minute. - It's okay , I'll wait.
Do come in, doctor!
Hello.
Hello doctor, please sit down.
It's OK. Thank you. I'll stand.
What's wrong with you?
Oh, doctor, I've got sun-burned.
Bad
Have you got some spirits?
You can take the perfume, doc.
May I?
Of course
I'm sorry.
Turn your head.
Open your mouth.
- " "... - - - .
.
Breath, please.
Once again.
As you can see, even donkeys
hide from the sun
What are the donkeys, and you. . .
What can you do for me, doc?
Now.
- Ah! - stop!
Have you got a sheet of paper?
There it is, Doctor.
Please take it under the chocolate bar.
- Sorry, it happened by accident. - What are you, help yourself doctor
- God forbid! I really hate chocolate, thank you. - Please, I beg you.
I'll write down my prescription...
- Please, Natasha. - Thank you, all the best.
Goodbye
Stop it! What is it for?
Sorry
- May I? - How is there?
The doctor
Uh, welcome
I didn't come to you.
- Zoya, there is the doctor for you, come in. - come in.
Here, take twice a day.
- Thanks, doctor. - Yes
Aren't you afraid to smear your pocket?
- What are you hinting at? - For ink, doctor.
Ah, the pen...
- Yes! I didn't mean it. - Tell me, what is your name?
- In Passport? - No, the name would be enough.
Roman.
Why are you so scared?
I'm not scared, Take care.
Good by.
- The door is to the left. - Thank you .
How is she, doctor?
You, I think she'll be fine.
I'm so worried!
It's OK, what are you, I prescribed her the ointment!
- Thank you very much! - No, no, no!
Just give the prescription!
I gave it to my patient.
Then thanks.
- Listen, I behaved like a fool! - What did she tell you?
- No, thanks. I'd rather write a recipe. - She stretches out her hand...
Is she treated?
- Styopa, Zoya has a burn. - Ah-ah-ah.
What's wrong with it? Roma is the doctor.
And he just treated the poor girl
She'll get well as fast as the cats do.
Don't wisecrack, please!
You better choose your words.
I'll buy some bread and cookies
and order your ointment in the apothecary.
- Just buy fresh bread. - Yes .
Natasha don't be long
I won't be long, I'll be back soon.
- And buy the magazine! - Right!
- Roma - Yes
I think we've got no bread too.
We don't need bread, we've got crackers.
You know, I sick of your crackers!
It's time to shift to fresh bread.
Move it...
- For bread? - Yes.
Please
What else to grab?
Go, go
The ice broke up!
- Natasha! - Yes?
- Don't you mind if I call you Natasha? - It's OK with me.
You know, we don't have bread too.
OK, let's go together, it's more fun.
Fine, but I think this is the wrong way.
- What is it? - Nothing.
- This way we'll cut the corner. - Do you think?
- I'm sure. - Let's go.
In the end,
We can't always ear crackers if we can easily buy fresh bread!
It's not a luxury!
- OK, ok enough! - Listen
You are always terrorizing us!
I'm tired of it!
No smoking, no shaving, no nothing!
Forget it!
Pump, please.
I'm doing it for two weeks already!
It's all my fault!
Everybody told me 'Roma, go to sanatorium!'
Trade Union's, Ministry's - whatever. You'll have full board...
four meals a day.
Striped pajamas,
lots of entertainment!
Stop pumping!
What are you hinting at?
You brought us to this hole!
Wipe the wheel-cover.
Who is it?
- Do you know this guy? - Ah
Just look at me! who I looked like.
I lost my face!
You've got to have it!
With great humor.
Wow, old man!
I will never forgive you. Never
It is better to bring some water
Fine! You are on duty,
But I'm supposed to bring water!
Cook the dinner!
- Again? - Yes.
- Zarema Palna! - Just Zoya.
oh yeah
Just Zoya.
Do you need fresh water?
If you please.
And do you know where is the bucket?
at the "Zaporozhets". "Near your car."
You are absolutely right.
OK. You see?
Stop, go New FEATURE Film Police SERGEANT
Yes, while the ointment is ready, we have two hours of free time.
Where should we go?
- Oh! - Oh!
- Please forgive me - No you excuse me.
So you say you are graduating from the Institute of International Relations?
- Yes, Relations - This is very interesting
What are you looking for?
- Me? - Yes.
like "what"? Recipe.
- Oh, the recipe. Here he is, I have. - Yes, I forgot
You know, what I suggest, Natasha? Let's go to the movies.
To the movies?
Yes. let's go?
Well, what are you?
Why should we go to the cinema, what can we watch there now?
- Really? - Sure, oh
- What's wrong? - Oh
What's the matter?
- You stepped on my foot! - Did I?
- Yes. - I'm awfully sorry!
But I think I stood quite far from you!
Then it was somebody else.
All right, I'm lost.
Let's go to the diner!
- Where? - I really want to eat.
Let's go.
No, let's go to the new restaurant "Chaika"
recently opened on the seashore
They say it's very beautiful. I haven't been there yet.
This is where you and I will go And stop hugging me!
- I'm not hugging you! - And who else?
Excuse me, excuse me! We're not serving now!
A bottle of dry wine, please.
- Not even a glass! - Why?
Why? We are waiting for the foreign guests!
((Speaking English)) What do you tell me?
What, what, what? ((Speaking English)) What do you tell me?
- A bottle of dry wine, sir? - Yes, please.
One sec.
You are so good at it!
And what else to do?
Right. So, tell me what countries have you been to?
O!
- You traveled all over the world? - Yes.
Can I pour it?
- Yes, yes.
- Thank you. - Please. Will you eat?
You are doing well too.
I'm looking at you and think...
What if all the police officers were like you?
What, You recognized me already?
If I hadn't known who you are
I would've never imagined you in the role of the police officer!
Why so? I just did a good job in this role.
And you like your profession?
It's a strange question. Certainly, very
And why did you choose this profession?
I dreamt about it since my childhood!
- What are you saying? - Yes - And your parents were not against it?
No, my father even likes my profession.
- And who is your dad? - Police captain.
Who?
Police captain, What's wrong with that?
- Will you have more? - Just a little.
- Enough. - Welcome
So, cheers ((for your health)) my police protect me.
- With pleasure. - And for your dad,
For heredity.
O
Am I disturbing you?
Tell me, are you really that physicist?
What physicist?
The famous Sundukov.
Yes, I am.
And what are working at now? If it's not a top secret project...
- Now? - Yes.
I'm splitting the fish!
No, seriously, what's new in physics?
Listen,
when I am on vacation...
I'm discussing my studies and private life.
Even with police!
What?
Nothing, really.
- May I give you an advice? - No
But still I'll advise you.
You know
You've chosen the wrong place for vacation.
On your place I'd go to the spa in Carlovy Vary.
- But I prefer sea-water! - Really?
Yes!
What is this "Ap"?
No, no, nothing.
The sun is contraindicated for you.
Well, look, look.
Well, are you convinced?
Everyone says
Love is...
"Latest News"
((the sound of the radio)) Today at factories and construction sites.
((the sound of the radio)) Svetlogorsk is the youngest city in Belarus... "
- Are you leaving? - Yes, I need to go, Good night.
- A ointment! - Hush, Zoya is sleeping Come
- Natasha... - What?
- Can we go swimming? - Where?
- Swimming. - What?
I never swim late at night.
Let's just watch the waves.
No, tomorrow we will have time to look at the wave. Good night
Yes
Well, what are you standing for? Go.
- Oh, I'm going. - Not here! Go to your place!
Not here? OK, I understand.
Good night, That's it!
Good night!
d After all, don't love... d
- Oh, shh, I'm sorry, Zoya. - What is it?
Ointment
Ointment, your medicine..
- Ointment!? - Well, of course.
Thank you.
How at the wrong time you woke me up, in the most interesting place.
Sorry
I had a wonderful dream! Which?
Listen, who is moaning over there?
Roman is singing.
Oh, He is already singing?
- I think he desperately in love with you. - Really?
Very good! It all goes according to our plan!
d After all not to love d
d means not to live d
d Who will give the answer yes d
d or not? d
And what about Vadim?
- You mean the diplomat? - Yes
- I like him. - What-what-what?
Yes, I like him. No, I'm kidding.
The gloomy one is still adamant!
d After all not to love d
And why are you so excited? Where have you been?
Where have I been? At a restaurant! I bought you the "Circus" magazine, by the way.
So, here is my dream! Circus!
Our usual show is going on,
But surprisingly you are assisting me!
What's wrong, gentlemen?
You are violating the city counsel order!
It's not allowed to appear in shorts in public places!
I'm having a normal vacation, mate!
Serg,..Calm down! You must understand, it's a dream.
- I don't understand - A dream
- A dream. - Come in
It was a
wonderful show!
Styopa, I'm here.
Listen
were you moaning all night long?
- Where I was moaning? - On the shore.
- I was singing. - The moan they call a song...
- So, the day begins! - Look at you in the mirror!
What's the problem?
- Look, look - what, can't you say? You are intriguing
You look dreadfully!
Thin, exhausted! You are more dead than alive!
- Guys, be quiet, we are not alone. - Listen, Styopa
You are gaining weight, Steve, I'm loosing it! Leave me alone!
Good morning!
- Good morning! - Hello!
- It's not a vacation when somebody withers! - withers, withers
- Good morning! - Hello!
The vacation is over, we are living in the world of illusions!
- Personally, I rest well. - I'm happy for you.
And you are torturing yourself! You'll eat yourself up!
- Don't I see? Skeleton. - Quiet.
Yes, you are the skeleton, not the man!
I'm sick of all this Robinson's games!
- Really? - Yes
Well, I have predicted it!
The disintegration at full blossom!
People without principles!
To shave or not to shave?
Traitors!
- May I? - Thank you.
- And now, if you allow me, one more question. - Please.
You and your friend repeat one name quite often...
- You were eavesdropping? it's not good. - No, what are you saying?
No, we just involuntarily overhear...
Tiny bits of your conversation.
Quite often Zoya speaks about some Leo, Is he her husband?
- Not exactly. - I understand.
- Just a friend, and you know, he is very jealous. - Really?
I wouldn't advise to meet him face to face.
!
But she loves him so much and misses a lot!
- Natasha... - Yes?
- I'm really sorry... - It's quite surprising...
- Excuse me, Can we talk candidly? - Why not?
- Let's sit down. - Okay.
I don't know how to begin...
That ... yes
Whatever I say to you now
- But just between us. - OK, Sure.
I'm talking about one of my friends...
Whom?
Not the physicist, but vice versa...
But on the contrary.
What do you mean?
Well, you know Roma.
- About the doctor? - Yes.
How very interesting!
You know, he is perishing!
Perishing? What do you mean?
That's it, perishing!
And what's the matter? Why?
Well, I'll tell you everything in order
- Roma - So
Once had a girlfriend.
Well
But when she found out that he isn't the real doctor...
- What do you mean "not real"? - He doesn't treat people...
I don't understand.
He is the vet!
Ah.
So, she felt embarrassed to marry him.
- It's simple, she didn't love him. - Really?
Obviously.
Yes, but it was a real tragedy for him.
He's sworn to ignore women.
- And he became a convinced bachelor. - How sad!
Yes.
But something extraordinary happened lately.
He fell head over heels in love.
With whom?
With your friend.
- You mean Zoya, right? - Yes.
- I understand - And I don't know how to help him.
I'll go and tell her about it!
But you promised!
Oh, I forgot something , Okay, okay.
d Slowly open the door ... d
Roma!
Egoist! Damned hair-splitter!
Let him be covered with hair from head to toes! It's enough for me!
What happened?
That's it! I want to shave, to cut my hair to wash
Do what you do and do it right. Down with wild life!
Listen... what if I...
- What? Shave too? - Yes
Do it! Who needs your goat-like beard?
Well done, down with slavery!
Vadim ...
- Vadim - What?
Have you talked with her?
- With whom? - With Natasha
- With Natasha? - Yes.
Yes, I did.
God! Something bites me!
- What about Zoya? - In general
She has a positive attitude towards veterinarians
Only this one, as it ...
- really is. - Who is it?
As far as I understood he's a circus performer.
Tough, capricious, jealous ...
- Not a man, but a lion! - So what should I do?
Like what?
Hoist up your flags!
- As far as I understood he isn't her husband. - Really?
I guess, you don't mind that she is a police officer.
After all there is a police officer in every woman.
In the beginning she says: 'Don't start'
and then ... 'Follow me!'
This gloomy individual is
extremely dedicated man, He's always with his umbrella.
What do you want from him?
Nothing.
Let's go
- How do I look? - Yes, Fine.
They are ready!
- That is it ! - God forbid, Sundukov will see.
Ouch! Well, well, well? .. Well!
Listen
Do I look the same way?
even worse.
- We have to get a suntan, right? - And where is the sun?
- Hello - Oh, hello. - My respect. - Good afternoon!
When are you planning to take your sun-clock from our territory?
Today, don't worry.
Don't you notice anything, girls?
What happened?
No, nothing.
Aren't we different?
We don't understand what are you talking about!
- No - Well
You know, you were more handsome with the beard.
Let's go.
- You know, I warned him! - Really?
You too, by the way, were more handsome with the beard.
- Really? - But it's ok too
Let's go, Zoya.
Where are you going?
To the Trade's Union sanatorium, to watch the "Police Constable" movie.
- It's "Police Sergeant"! - Yes, goodbye
Listen, Vadim, are we going to the cinema?
Are you out of your mind? Let's go for a walk.
- But just start. - Well
Let's go, let's go.
- Yes? - Go and go.
Do you think one can cook like that?
- Very smart invention! - Inventor.
- He's got nothing to do. He is having fun. - Where did he get so many mirrors?
- It was offered to him - From Moscow?
Of course.
You go there and me
What are you saying?
- Roman has got a proposal. - Really?
Interesting.
I suggest not to go the cinema.
- And what? - Why?
Vadim, what?
He says, "Let's go for a walk." - We'll just have a walk. - Right.
Okay, that's possible
Many people don't like my profession.
- Is it your vocation or? .. - No, it's a vocation
I just wanted to be unusual doctor.
- A great one? - No, just a vet.
I wonder why?
You see
I had a dog when I was little
and I loved it.
Right. I my friend just cut off her tail
So, I took it ...
And the dog was OK.
Yes. You know, animals are much easier than with humans.
- Do you think so? - Yes
They tolerate pain well, they do not complain to the authorities.
I completely agree with you.
- So, it is a northern country, right? - Yes
What's next?
whose economy
depends on the foreign capital of the United States and England.
Natasha
maybe you're not interested in what I'm telling you?
- Very informative. - Right?
Well, let's go.
- Vadim, are you coming? - I'm going, I'm going.
So, what is next?
- Vadim, please help me untied a scarf. - With pleasure.
Well, that's it...
I wanted to untie with my teeth.
That's it, Take it off completely?
- How do you like it better? - Me?
- Yes - Me
Like this.
- Here. - What are you doing there?
Nothing.
I didn't think that you are like that.
Like what?
What you are.
And like what I am?
Well
You are nice...
What do you say?
- I say that unlike you... - No, you said something before that.
For what reason?
Okay, it doesn't matter.
I say, unlike you,
I don't treat animals, I bring them up...
- I see, you mean... - Yes, yes, yes
and I deal not with rabbits
and not with sheep.
Please tell me Zoya...
Just Zoya...
Oh, it's time to go.
Have you ever been in dangerous situations?
- Some times - Really?
- My actors... - Your actors?
That's how we call them.
They have long teeth and bad characters,
but still I love them.
And every time I come behind the bars,
- I feel an excitement, and I can't show it to them. - clear, clear
And they are grateful to me.
- You are like Makarenko. - Yes
Upbringing is very important.
But volunteers also help you
- What kind of guards? - Well
The ones in the uniform, you mean? Of course
- Tell me, Roma. - Yes?
What do you think
What is the most important thing in your job?
- The most important? - Yes
I don't know.
- Patience, - So
Persistence ... And
look-out!
Tenderness
Tenderness
Tenderness? What do you mean?
I do not understand, The tenderness in police?
Why police? In the circus.
d The evening ringing d
d How many thoughts... d
So, what about the emperor?
d The evening ringing d
Which emperor?
Constantine The Great you were talking about...
Yes sure
During his campaigns against the Scythians and the Surmatites
A nomadic people of Iranian origin, who settled west of the Volga River north of the Black Sea.
And he had his private vet, somebody ... Absyrde.
And he had written a great number of articles on the vet science.
- You found it in encyclopedia? - Thank you.
Yes.
No. Just I am a doctor, and I have to know these things.
And you know, once something funny happened...
Roma... you are overexcited!
Sorry
d ... will it be d
d in thought to sing d
d The evening ringing d
d The evening ringing d
d The evening ringing d
d How many thoughts... d
d ... will it be d
And just imagine!
Just imagine, that I am asleep, and you woke me up!
Shush , Excuse me please.
Well, who sleeps in such a night?
All normal people.
You could have been more polite!
- Roma - Yes, yes?
Stepan Ivanovich...
Stepan Ivanovich!
- Situba, she's talking to you - Really?
Stepan Ivanovich, where is the fish you promised?
I didn't promise you anything!
Well, sorry.
Good night.
- They say good night - Uh huh
I can't sleep peacefully!
The sleepwalkers are unfortunate, they roam at night.
Do you still have a desire to go for a walk?
- It's too late, it's time to sleep. - Really?
- Good night. - Calm. - Goodbye.
What? Who? Where?
Where are we going? Just stop the car!, What are you doing?
Are you crazy?
You are a shameless man, Sundukov
What happened?
How many horse-powers you've got?
- Me? - in the car
70
And Zoya? In "Zaporozhets"?
- Twenty five. - Eighteen
The guy went crazy, that's it.
Small, touching, defenseless,
is standing in the wind, under the sun!
While yours, sorry for the expression "Volga"...
- Roma! Who is it? - Me, but without my beard!
I don't want to talk with you!
- Come down, Situba - Well?
Quietly, Just give me an advice.
What's wrong?
I love her, you know...
You may love her if you want, but I want to sleep!
Sunduk All my life depends on it!
You know my situation.
Are you sane or not?
You want to marry right now?
- You can't wait till morning? - No.
OK, tomorrow I'll get in my car and go home!
Stay here together and do whatever you want!
- Wait! - You may fall in love, get married, get divorced,
go mad! Enough!
Wait! Listen to me.
- What? - Just be calm
- Well - I want to make her the proposal.
What do you think?
What am I doing here? Decided to - So do it.
- What? - Sure.
Thank you.
Roma!
- What? - And how are you going to make it?
- The proposal! - Yes
How? Well I...
That's not that easy.
Listen,
- Roma, don't you listen to me? - I am not listening
- As you wish. - Actually, It's quiet an interesting question.
Right. Just imagine, that I am Zoya.
- You? - Yes
- Stop what you... - Roma, I'm serious.
Yes! And you are making proposal to me. Come on!
Well
?
- It's me. - Come in.
Roma
Oh, listen, come on, I'm already inside the tent...
Please, but knocked very well. Come on.
Zoya
- Let me be candid with you... - Sure!
This is stupid phrase! Candid?
- As you wish, Don't worry. - I'm not worried
What makes you think I'm worried?
Let's have another option.
- Zoya, have you been in love? - No.
And if she says 'Yes, I loved'
- I was married, I've got three kids! What then? - Right
You better , tell me! If she refuses, what should I do?
Ok
- - No
- You'll just apologize, - Then
and get drowned in the sea!
Just a chest, and not a man!
Are we going to sanatorium?
- What for? - Dancing.
With pleasure, but I will not come alone.
And who is it with?
I will come with Roman.
Please. Excuse me, What is Sundukov's second name?
- Stepan Ivanovich. - Stepan Ivanovich.
Stepan Ivanovich.
We would very much like you to go dancing with us tomorrow.
You are calling the wrong address, sorry.
Sorry, Why is he so angry?
You know, He doesn't dance.
Understandable.
- So, we agreed? - Yes, at 12 on the beach.
It's too late, goodbye.
Good night.
Situba ... Sunduk
- Listen, You painted this? -
- Should I give you some advise too? - What?
Now I am Natasha!
Get married or get drowned! The sea is close!
Are you crazy?
Roaming around at night, One comes, wakes me up, then another too
Okay, don't grumble, that's enough.
That's exactly it, enough.
Rest is called!
So, you are jealous and mad?
Nothing to be jealous about!
I thought, you are my friend!
Now, you walk till night,
And I would wait for you with a cup of hot coffee
- Have you shaved? - Yes
You?
You are a wild man, bro.
- So, how was it? - What?
Well...
Vadim, Forget it!
Look, the doctor is having fun.
He is not a serious man.
Natasha, don't you think, that our relations have gone too far?
- By the way, it's you to blame. - Why?
You asked for tenderness. Here you are, please. Here, hold on.
Are you in love?
I don't know,
It can't last like that any more.
- We shall check tomorrow. - What?
Their feelings.
Shut the door!
- How I love thunderstorms. - I hate it.
Oh, Jackson came!
Wow, nature has raged!
Why are you angry?
Brothers, it's going to rain now.
Give me the guitar!
- Oh, I'm so sorry. - It's okay, it's okay.
Roma...
What?
What do you think,
the love
is also the force of nature?
- Where did I put the receipts? - What?
Guys, do you remember where I put rental receipts?
Our boat and dive equipment?
- Vadim, don't you remember? - in the trunk.
OK, let's sleep, bros.
Will somebody switch of the light?
What are you indulging all the time?
Have you ever seen a happy person?
No, I didn't.
So, look - in front of you.
Yes, diplomat, I seem to be all...
What? You fell in love.
How do you know?
Can't you see him? This is how you shine
And you?
What me? I'm in love too.
I noticed
That Zoya was even delighted
when she found out, that I am a vet, you understand?
You are so silly, Roman.
Why are you so embarrassed of your profession?
Listen, let's go to the camp.
Vadim, look!
And where is their car?
There is no tent either. Zoya!
Zoya!
Natasha!
Look, may be, it's just a joke!
Doesn't it look like you?
Strange ...
Well, That's it! They are gone!
- It's not possible! - Just read the note!
Where?
"Dear guys ... "
Read, read
we decided to go,
because we don't want to disturb you.
We'll find a quiet place
Don't think ill of the two policewomen,
who disturbed your peace.
Be happy!
- They are gone! - I would've never expected it!
No, I don't believe it, wait.
Something is wrong here.
What is it, huh?
Vadim, There are no traces!
Look, quiet professional!
Roma.
What?
Listen, May be you offended them?
- Me? - Yes
What are you talking about? I have treated, I...
Then what's the problem?
We were taking care of them, we were not rude
Everything was so cultural
- I don't understand anything. - I don't know.
- How strange! - Gone!
And didn't even say good-bye!
What a stupid man I am!
What a stupid man!
Lyubeshkin!
Why did I tell her that I am a vet? Why?
- Vadim for the second time, do you understand? - Listen
We shall find them!
- We'll catch up with them. - Well, where can we find them? Where will we catch up?
Just read the note.
- Dear guys... - Not here! In the middle!
"Let's find ourselves a quiet place."
- They couldn't go far, they couldn't. - You understand?
- We must quickly raise anchor and chase them. - Really?
Pack your things!
Oh, how mean...
Pack your things and get in the car, I say!
What a falsehood!
What a lie!
What a circus! "Quiet place..."
She messed with my mind
"You know, Vadim, I'm not a policewoman, but a movie-star ..."
The actress!
Now I see what an actress she is! Right, Roma?
That's the movie! Roma, let's go!
Where are we going? Put on a tie...
Situba
Sundukov
Just Zoya!
And she pretended to be candid!
We are just an appropriate couple.
The trainer and the vet!
She performs with her lions in the circus, and then I treat them!
I hate lions! I hate, hate women!
All of them! All of them!
I'll show her who is the trainer!
- Where is he? - Yes, well, Sunduk will not move.
((claxon signal))
Styopa was right, he warned us. And I believed him.
Vadim! I asked you not to discharge the battery!
I read it
Some kind of junk.
- Situba, Situba - Jackson turns out to be an adventurous woman after all.
- Please, the promised fish. - Thank you - Situba , wipe your eyes!
Look, the tent, the car... They are gone!
- That's it! - Where?
Where...
Where...
What's happened?
Yes-yes-yes
- What is it? - I will never forgive.
- Well, if I see her someday... - Strange.
How is it possible?
We lived together, and then they just went away!
You shouldn't have taken care of them here...
- Yes - in vain. - Right.
- You shouldn't have shaven! - Right, Situba
You were right.
- And you behaved yourself like boys! - Well - yes
And no clues, ah? Nothing! Nothing!
It's too bad.
The note!
What note? Where?
- Oh, this note! - Why don't you say?
Come on, look, have a look.
- "Dear guys..." - Well!
- Okay, now some things are clear. - See?
- Here. Keep it. - Give it to me.
What? I told you, they are adventurists!
- Yes. - Have you packed all your things?
- Yes - it's all, Styupa, we've packed everything.
- Ok - Time to go!
It's thirty seven minutes past one.
We don't have enough time!
- Of course not enough, not enough - Where is the trailer?
Yes, they attached it, look, it�s been standing there for a long time.
Great, guys!
Steve, dear, we have to...
What should we do?!
I know.
So...
- Well, what next? - On horseback!
- OK. So, you packed all the things, right? - Yes, all the things!
Listen, and this?
- I am sorry, I am sorry, occasionally - Let's go!
Where?
Forward!
- What direction? - Doesn't matter!
Just approximately!
Does it matter?
Get in the car! Let's go!
I knew that you would support us.
Let's go!
- Where will I go? Do you see the wire being pulled? - Let's go through the wire.
Natasha
Well?
Now they will be looking for us all over the shore.
And they won't come back.
Just think about victory
- Lost. - What?
End of vacation.
- week. - Yes.
- Why did we start this chase? - Are we going back?
- What's left to do? - Indeed.
So, we found out...
Natasha,
Shall we put up a tent?
As you wish! It's all the same for me.
Zoya
- Have you written down their addresses? - I didn't think we'd leave.
Is that what you wanted?
Yes, a silly situation.
Zoya, tell me
Well, what can I tell you?
Only honestly.
Would you like to see Roman?
Of course I would like it
Oh, you are so insensitive!
How can one have so many principles?
So, you got what you wanted!
So, what did we get? Loneliness?
And generally speaking, You treat people like your lions!
Natasha, calm down. Natasha...
They arrived.
d Everyone says d
d Love is poison d
d Love is poison d
d Love is poison d
d But the heart from love d
d cannot be prevented d
d cannot be prevented d
d cannot be prevented d
d After all not to love d
d means not to live d
d Who will give the answer yes d
d or not? d
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d After all not to love d
d means not to live d
d Who will give the answer yes d
d or not? d
d The one who is in love is d
d forever conquered d
d forever conquered d
d forever conquered d
d He's night and day with love together d
d with love together d
d with love together d
d with love together d
d After all not to love d
d means not to live d
d Who will give the answer yes d
d or not? d
d After all not to love d
d means not to live d
d Who will give the answer yes d
d or not? d
The end of the film
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