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- [Interviewer] How many dates did you guys have?

- I wouldn't call them dates,

being that I never took her anywhere.

Our first and only actual date where we went somewhere,

was to go see a horrible Disney film

when I was 14, she was 16.

- [Interviewer] Okay.

- And I took her out the exit door,

and just started kissing here right there.

- Nice work. - Huge balls on my part.

My balls grew that day.

Weeks later, I tried to bang her.

And I thought that in order to have sex the right way,

you weren't supposed to use your hands at all

like to do the whole insertion part.

So I was like, "No hands, no hands."

And I like, slammed it in, you know.

And we were really high.

And then I couldn't really feel anything,

because I jacked off right before she had gotten there.

And so, my brother's banging on the door.

When I was 18,

I got out of the school that I was in for corrupt youth,

I suppose.

Wayward youth, they wouldn't say we were corrupt.

Emotionally challenged.

- [Interviewer] You went to emotional growth school.

- Emotional growth school.

Anyway.

The first girl I fucked, this is disgusting.

She was this kind of a heifer.

She was easily the size,

she was like a girl and a half a girl

stapled to her kinda, you know what I'm saying?

- [Interviewer] Was it gross while you

were doing it or gross afterwards?

- It was kinda gross 'cause she was meaty,

and I knew she was meaty,

and I was like, "This is kinda cool

"but this is not what I want right now.

"I want a girl smaller than me."

And I fucked that girl several more times.

- [Interviewer] Did it get any better?

- It got worse.

I accepted it for what it was though.

I realized this is fucked up

and I'm doing this 'cause I'm desperate

and I'll die if I don't have sex with somebody.

She had these two friends with her.

One of them looked like a small man.

Just like a small rough little tomboy girl, ugly.

And the other girl was real cute actually.

I would've fucked her too.

She was real tiny and cute

and she had the creepiest thing I've ever seen.

We're talking about retainers

and fucking braces.

She had a retainer,

that I'm not joking,

had the canines attached.

They came out with the retainer.

And then she would have no canines.

And then she stuck it in and they were held in place.

So that's totally fucked.

I've never seen that again.

But I would've let her blow me.

Even though it would've been like

sticking your dick into a fucking psychotic bear trap.

(soft funky music)

- I've been in a situation where

relationships evolve between students and teachers

but I'd say in this case,

it was the only time I've ever been involved

in a situation where we have a student

and a teacher and another teacher.

This kid had...

I mean, on one level,

I have to kind of hand it to the kid.

- He comes out of the bathroom one time

and he goes, "Two things.

"If you're gonna masturbate with hair gel,

"number one, you have to be quick."

- You know when a serial killer goes nuts

and everyone says, "I never knew that he was gonna

"kill all those people"?

I always knew he was gonna be arrested.

I always knew he was gonna be a fuck-up.

I always knew it would be some weird sexual thing.

Of all the people I've met in my life,

that's the first guy I would say

was gonna be a sex offender type.

- Right there.

- Few things you can do to help yourself.

One, don't get in any fights.

Two, don't talk back to any of the jailers.

Three, don't use any drugs.

Stay out of trouble.

When we go in front of the judge,

are you still gonna have clothes?

Can you shave and get a haircut?

- I'll shave.

This is looking good.

- Was I concerned about having a cell mate

that was a sex offender?

Oops.

I think as soon as I met him...

Mm, mm, mm, mm, hey.

Upstairs.

He's clearly a harmless creature.

He has a disturbing amount of activity.

It's been commented on by other inmates

and the guards as well.

He's made kind of a name for himself.

(phone ringing)

(door clanging)

- Here, high five, high five.

(laughs)

- I've never seen him watch a movie

or a TV show or play a video game

or look at a computer screen

when it wasn't...

(laughs)

Adult, adult oriented.

Adult oriented.

- You look more than excited to be here right now.

- Thanks, thank you.

I just drove here.

- Yeah, you drove four miles.

How hard is it?

- More than four miles.

- Jesus, you need braces again.

- He's got that,

he's got some kind of wiggly tooth.

He's really hairy, unattractively hairy.

(soft music)

If he cleaned up and put on a suit,

he could maybe be a five or a six.

Sometimes they're called a five or a five spot Lincoln.

We all, everybody kinda has a number.

What'd you say her name is?

- [R.S.O.] Tina.

- Gina. - Tina!

- Why am I dating a sex offender?

Why am I dating a,

why am I dating a sex,

I don't really think of him as a sex offender.

I've had a few relationships

that seem like they might have

turned out better had we not seen so much of each other.

It's kinda like he's in the military, isn't it?

I mean, we talk once a week.

- [R.S.O.] Well I'll be out in awhile.

I don't know, what is it? Four months?

- [Tina] Five months.

- Who's counting?

- [Guard] Your visitor's last name.

Please make sure you have all your

personal belongings locked up.

Keys, cell phone, non-prescription sunglasses, hats.

You got to lock it up also.

(people chatting)

- Hey, I wrote a poem for you.

No one helped me.

- [Tina] Roses are red,

these balls are blue.

Show me them titties ASAP.

- [Guard] Visitation is over.

Come get your badges.

- He's getting out on Tuesday.

He might be staying with us for awhile.

- (scoffs) That's funny.

No, that's not funny.

You're serious.

You're not serious.

- You know, a lot of our people come back in.

It's like 57% or something.

And he feels like a younger generation

because he has a sort of flippant attitude

to me and every, you know,

he knows better than everybody.

So I think he doesn't take it seriously

and he doesn't think maybe he has something

that needs rehabilitating.

(soft piano music)

(dog barks)

- The duty to register is a lifetime requirement

if the offender has a reportable conviction

or adjudication.

Other than an adjudication

of delinquent conduct for a sexually violent offense--

- Watch his moves.

- An offender who changes his or her address

must report in person to the local

law enforcement authority.

- [R.S.O.] Is that shield a real estate sign?

- Texas Department of Public Safety's

crime record servers maintains

a searchable online sex offender database.

- I'm in a database?

I am a pariah.

- What's that?

- Pariah? Outcast?

- Those are band names.

Why are there so many freaking bad bruises?

I get hit in the thighs a lot. - What is that?

- That's plastic.

That's medieval plastic though.

(laughs)

- I just want a thin crust, wheat, soy cheese pizza.

Don't put anything else on it.

Nothing else.

- Is that weird with your sister dating

a registered sex offender?

- Is that weird?

- Is it weird?

- Is that weird? - Yeah.

- Is that weird?

- Is it weird?

- Is it? (laughs)

Dude.

Is it weird that your brother's

a registered sex offender?

- Yes.

Yes.

- [Tina] Supervision is very limited.

Most offenders do not have signs.

- I've got 400 hours of community service.

- Have you ever played this game before?

- I have to see my probation officer every week.

They got me in group counseling

with other sex offenders.

They've also got me in non-compulsory

individual therapy.

What is that?

Does that mean I have to go or I don't have to go?

(soft classical music)

- Oh, hi.

There's a bell outside. - Hey.

Oh. - In future.

If you want to ring the bell.

But nice to meet you, I'm Reggie.

- [R.S.O.] Nice to meet you too, I found this flyer.

- Okay.

How you doing today?

- All right.

I did that questionnaire.

- Oh great, thank you.

Okay.

Have you subscribed or regularly purchased

slash rented sexually explicit magazines or videos?

Yes.

Do you often find yourself preoccupied

with sexual thoughts?

Yes.

Has use of phone sex lines,

computer sex lines, et cetera,

exceeded your ability to pay for these services?

Yes.

I can keep going down.

You've answered yes to all of these though?

Was that just a quick way to get through the form or?

- Yes.

Do you even have a license?

Are you some kind of intern or...

- Kind of degree.

I'm working toward my license right now.

- [R.S.O.] So you need to get hours or something?

- Yeah, that is correct.

- How about we trade?

I take 50 hours of talking to fuck-ups in denial

and you can have 100 hours

of taking a stroll in the sun, picking up trash.

- Stroll in the sun sounds nice.

Why do you say fuck-ups in denial?

- [R.S.O.] Isn't that what you deal with?

- I deal with all manner of things.

I wouldn't even call the people

who come to see me fuck-ups, believe it or not.

So, what do you think you meant by that?

- How about the next time

you don't give me a clear cut direct answer

to one of my questions

that doesn't involve how I'm feeling

or what I'm thinking,

I get to face fuck your bear?

- That would be inappropriate in the office.

So I'd prefer if you did not face fuck my bear.

- Are you thinking about

what you're gonna have for lunch?

- I'm thinking about trying to make

the best use of our time here,

and I can wait it out.

I can wait.

- Perhaps there might be some

connection between the two of us

because of our fine taste

in footwear. - In footwear, absolutely.

I like the black laces though.

You know, with a lot of patients,

there's one topic

that's kind of a no fly zone.

Some people it's like,

if you say something about their mother

or say something about money

or something like that,

that's gonna be the thing that

they get real evasive on.

And he's pretty evasive on everything.

Unfortunately, for a lot of these guys,

it's like two steps forward,

one and a half back.

Especially where home life is concerned.

Domesticity.

- So what's the deal?

Now that I'm not in, you know, prison.

- Tonight's not good for that.

- [R.S.O.] Because?

- It's a timing issue.

- Oh come on, what's the difference?

Let's get it in there just for a second.

- No.

Ew.

- [R.S.O.] She's like that DeLorean from Back to the Future

that runs on trash.

I've never seen her eat anything that was good for her,

not even once.

Whenever we go out to eat,

all she'll order is calamari or fried cheese.

- I'm a circuit designer.

I get the logic from the logic designers

and I make a schematic which has just

symbols for the different logical books

and then I make a layout.

- [R.S.O.] She's a serial pet adopter.

She can't not adopt a stray.

She doesn't have it in her not to do it.

(dog barks)

- If we have a family,

I'd like four boys and three girls.

- If we have a boy, how about we name him Clint?

Girl, Peggy Sue?

- Rhonda.

- [R.S.O.] Rhonda's a little slutty.

- I lost my ball again.

I'd like him to hold my hand in public.

He does not like it.

He'll pluck my arm off of him and say, "No thank you".

(soft funky music)

Well yeah, his anus is distended.

Like one of those baboons you see on TV.

- I don't like the girls to look perfect.

I like them to look kind of,

I want to know they have problems.

So this is all the '70s shit,

and surprise, it sucks.

Look at that hair.

Do you think she's gonna do anything of value?

Negative.

Rocco.

This guy makes me sad.

He's Italian and he usually has hot chicks

and they do pretty messed up shit.

One time, I saw him,

I saw him shove four bananas in this girl's mouth

and make her blow him,

and she was just gagging on banana.

You could tell she was getting genuinely angry

and she started screaming at him.

And he just cusses at her in Italian.

He's like, "I love it, I love it".

But he's also a real actor.

A real shitty actor.

What do I think of Max Hardcore?

I think he's insane.

I mean, he's made 400 videos as Max Hardcore

and he's the only guy in all the videos,

and he makes all the girls dress

in their same weird, creepy

little girl pedophile outfits.

He has pedophile scenarios

where him and a girl buy ice cream

at an ice cream truck, and then they go home and fuck.

(soft classical music)

- Don't make any problems.

Don't volunteer anything.

Life is wonderful.

The sooner you get in there and get finished,

the sooner I can get in there

and go about my life.

Don't talk about money.

- How would you describe your experience on the inside?

- I didn't get to join a gang

and I don't feel like anyone took me

quite as seriously as I would've wanted.

- I think what a lot of people don't think about

is the retraining you need.

Just basic things.

Sitting in a restaurant.

Ordering a sandwich.

Not bringing your girlfriend to work.

- Under the Compulsory State

Executive Council Order of 1995,

I am directed to inform you of my status

as a registeree on the Texas State Board of Appeals

Registered Sex Offender Roll.

And on March 23rd, 1873,

I was arrested for a felony of, who wrote this?

Did you write this? - That's enough.

He needs a lot of attention.

I don't know how to...

He does everything for a reaction.

(soft classical music)

- It's seven o'clock.

We start at seven o'clock.

- Yeah, we wandered around a bit.

There wasn't a "Welcome sex offender" sign.

- Okay, this is court ordered.

We meet once a week.

It's seven p.m. for about an hour and a half.

A 10 minute break about halfway through.

My name's Dr. Grabok.

- Your name is Doctor?

- I have no small experience

with sex crimes and criminals.

As some of you may know,

Austin struggles particularly in this area.

Participation isn't mandatory but it's encouraged.

I'd like to focus on

constructive remarks as opposed to

destructive remarks.

What a lot of these guys are in dire need of

is reparenting, which can be sad if you're 55.

Sad isn't quite right.

- Well, I'm a little confused.

I don't understand.

You're talking about you can get all these chicks, right?

And then, but none of them are as good as your sister.

- I've had a lot of girls before, man.

Lots, I don't have a problem with girls.

But I just can't find any like my sister, man.

I mean, God.

She's hot, okay?

And she's so sweet.

And I mean, she really cares for me a lot.

And I love that girl.

- Well, your parents care for you, right?

Or they're supposed to.

You want to fuck your parents too?

- My dad's been gone since I was three.

My mom works all night at the diner.

It's me and my sister.

That's all there is.

- Well yeah, I mean, I don't get what you're saying.

Is it that you're,

you've got that emotional connection

because she is your sister.

Or is it something physical

that you're not able to communicate

with the other girls?

- I mean, I just, I don't know.

I like fucking my sister.

There's something different about that.

She's fucking hot, I'm sorry.

- Some people spend their whole lives

making the same mistakes again and again.

At the next session,

I was gonna go over tips for going door to door.

- I did that.

It's no problem.

I can teach a class on that.

Austin's the only city in the freaking country

that makes its sex offenders go door to door.

- Despite the time,

I think we're gonna wrap it up for today.

So that-- - That's some twisted shit.

- See you guys next week.

(soft classical music)

- Gentlemen, thank you for showing up

as close to on time as I know you can be.

That's the thing about Saturday mornings.

They always come after Friday nights.

(chuckles)

I know what every one of you has done, all right?

I know how many hours it's gonna take

for you to not be able to have to do this anymore.

Could you get--

- Sorry, sorry.

- I can't believe you went with flip flops.

Did you get any of the paperwork from your probate?

Didn't she say something a little bit more

in the way of sensible shoes, like this?

Steel, steel-- - You have a little shit

right there on the heel. - Steel toe.

Do you know where we're gonna be?

There's gonna be syringes.

There's gonna be broken glass.

This isn't something you want to be

running around with in flip flops, gentlemen.

We're gonna go up here on I35

and pick up some trash near this covert.

I'm probably gonna take you in the van.

Rich, could you,

yeah, just give me another two minute window.

All right? - Oh, did you have

something important to say?

- Yes, this is part-- - Rich, a little respect here.

Come on, man.

- We can make this easy

or we can make this as difficult

as possible. - Hey, we're here to help.

- You're here to pick up trash, all right?

You're here to do what I tell you to do.

And we're gonna get it done.

Is that correct, gentlemen?

All right?

- Relax.

How much trash do I have to pick up

before I get a badge like yours?

- That being said, let me go get the bags, okay?

You guys put your vests on.

Let's go ahead and get a little

bit more expedient, all right?

Let's pick it up, all right?

- Sure took a long time for him to tell us

how to fucking pick up trash. - Hey, hey, hey, hey.

That's mine.

Here you go, live a little there, boy.

Why don't you put a shirt on?

What was your name?

Nick. - Nick, Nick.

I'm just gonna,

is it okay if I just get on my tan

a little bit? - Let's go.

All right, guys.

Give me about 30 minutes on this one, okay?

I need you over there, okay?

Got it?

- [R.S.O.] Come on, Rich, it's good exercise.

Rich, get your ass up.

- Fuck you.

(laughs)

- You just had a 10 minute breather.

How about a little help?

You know why you can?

How about that? (laughs)

Don't do it, don't do it. - You want to dance?

- Let go of me, let go of me.

- Whoa, all right.

- [Rich] Ooh, it's going in the bag.

Wow, isn't this fun.

Fucking fuckers.

- Rich.

- Let's go, ladies, come on.

- Has he ever embarrassed me?

I work at Wendy's, it's hard to get embarrassed.

All those lactose intolerant people

who think that Frostys are lactose free,

you're in for some (gurgles) gurgling.

He'll be sitting next to you

in a crowded bus of people

and everyone's kind of keeping to themselves,

and he yelled at me,

"Do you still have ginger-vitis?"

Really loud.

(soft piano music)

Growing up, I never was,

I was several grades away from him,

so I didn't see how he kinda interacted with his peers

but I know he was never that popular.

And I'm not that popular.

We both have dark hair.

We both...

Nah, that's about it.

Dark hair.

- Do you know any other sex offenders?

- Yeah, I know this guy.

He's got this thing though.

Asperger's syndrome.

It's where he doesn't have a good sense

of how close he should stand to people

or how loud he should be talking.

I wouldn't say that going out with him in public

is my favorite thing to do.

Going out with him is kinda like a,

it's like a celebrity sighting gone wrong.

- [Boy] Never seen it.

- Oh, thank God.

Hey, I saw you.

You're that sex pervert from the Internet.

Down the street.

Lives in our neighborhood.

- You're sick.

(yells)

(laughing)

- Oh God.

- My friend Melissa, she got molested,

and her parents got her a pony.

- That's not mine.

- What about your meetings with the other

sex offenders and the counselor?

Have you got the paper on that?

- [R.S.O.] Right.

- And the looking for work?

With some of these job interviews he goes on,

especially at the fast food restaurants,

the managers or assistant managers

are so young that he's in violation of his parole

just by being at the interview.

(laughs)

Ridiculous.

(soft classical music)

- Oh yeah, sit down, right there is fine.

So, why do you want to work here?

- For the money.

I don't know, what'd you say?

- I think I said 'cause I like what the company stands for.

- What does this company stand for?

- What's your greatest strength as an employee?

- [R.S.O.] I am honest.

What's your greatest strength as an employee?

- Oh.

Probably that I am employed.

That I am an employee here.

That I work here already.

- You got a point.

- We alternate.

- Oh, okay.

(ball clanging)

Under the Compulsory State Executive

Council Order of 1995,

I am directed to inform you of my status

as a registeree on the Texas State Board Appeals

Registered Sex Offender Roll.

- Okay good, keep going.

- Whoever decided to have these guys go door to door

might've been better suited

to be a small town sheriff in 1850.

It just seems a little vigilante-ey.

(knocking)

- Hi there, ma'am.

Under the Compulsory State Executive

Council Order of 1995,

I am directed to inform you of my status

as a registeree on the Texas State Board of Appeals

Registered Sex Offender Roll.

I'm a registered sex offender

and the court's instructed me to go door to door,

letting everybody know that I'm moving into the 'hood.

So, I just wanted you to be aware of that,

and I think we're off to a good start.

- What'd you do?

- What did you do?

I mean, to get put in jail.

- Door to door. - No way!

Jesus.

No way.

- [R.S.O.] If I could just get your signature--

- No way, no way.

- [R.S.O.] If I could just get your signature--

- For what?

To say that I approve of you moving into my neighborhood?

Well, I don't.

- What'd you do?

- I got caught up in a little sex offender mishap.

- Uh-huh.

Was three years long enough to rehabilitate you?

(yelling)

- I committed a little bit of a crime

about two years ago.

A little sex offender mix-up.

Ain't no thing, hey, hey, hey, buddy, buddy.

Can I get you anything while I'm here?

You really want to know what I did?

Put up some casting notices

for a second grade girl.

I auditioned five and selected one.

I spelled it out clearly for the little girl's mom

that I was going to have the little girl

recite a transcript from one of

the Max Hardcore movies.

I made some flyers for a show called Baby's First Communion.

I put the girl in a used white communion dress

and installed her in front of this big clumsy cross

I'd made of a couple tree limbs.

I was at that Chili's on 45th Street,

in the men's room,

and I had to go really bad,

and the waitress was pretty.

When I took it out to go, I had, well,

an erection.

There was an off-duty police officer in the bathroom.

Loitering, if you ask me.

"What are you looking at, Mildred?" I said,

and he said, "You're going downtown, prevert".

Just like on television.

I was working at the Texas School for the Blind in 1997

and I lost a bet and had to work all morning

with my bag hanging out, my balls.

Things were going fine.

It was nearly 11:30 when a UPS driver

with no sense of humor shows up.

I denied everything.

But there's surveillance cameras in a lot of places

you wouldn't necessarily expect.

- Bullshit.

- There's a boy here who has five barley loaves

and two fish.

But that's not going to work, is it, Jesus?

And Jesus is like, "Oh yeah, it'll work, man".

Jesus was giving a here it is, all you can eat buffet.

I mean, that's basically what it was.

It was the biggest potluck dinner

known to any baptist church ever.

I'm gonna taste and see that the Lord is good.

I'm just gonna drink him down.

That's all good and fine,

but unless you drink it down like a mocha frappucino

or whatever your vice is.

♪ How awesome is the Lord most high ♪

♪ Singing hallelujah

♪ Hallelujah

♪ And hall

(people chatting)

- [R.S.O.] Did you enjoy the lyrics?

- Of course I enjoyed the lyrics.

- I just thought they were a little repetitive.

You didn't think they were repetitive?

- I don't understand what you're trying to say.

- They said Jesus like 47 times

in two minutes. - Because it's about God.

- I just thought there was gonna be

a wicked church mosh pit.

I'm surprised there wasn't security working that bitch.

Do you think his shirt is appropriate?

Do you?

For church?

- There's nothing wrong with my shirt,

thank you very much.

- [R.S.O.] There is everything wrong with that shirt.

- Yeah I don't recall asking your opinion.

- How about we sew some sleeves on that right now?

- Is that something you learned in prison?

- I am an accomplished seamstress.

I have a parole officer that obviously

doesn't want to be there.

She's doing it for the paycheck.

A counselor, group therapy counselor,

who's disgusted with all of us.

I just don't, you seem kind of like you want to be here,

and I just want to understand why.

- This is non-compulsory.

This is an open environment.

This is a place that you come into

because you believe that it can be helpful for you.

And that hopefully makes it of

a different kind of use to you than the other things.

This is for you.

Non-compulsory is the opposite of compulsory.

Means that you are here of your own volition.

- Okay.

Well, I think we've got that straightened out.

I'm gonna leave of my own volition.

(laughs)

What kinda counseling you in?

- Oh, anger management, drugs.

I have to go see a counselor.

Gotta see a case manager.

They want me to get a goddamn job,

and that's like, fuck.

They made me write this letter to my drug of choice

and say goodbye to it.

So I wrote a letter to weed

and I told it it's never gonna be the same again

going to Taco Bell without it.

But this is good because we're not

being supervised right now.

Don't work too hard.

Once you run out of trash,

they might take us to a highway,

and you do not want to work along the highway.

- Why is that?

- People honk at you and scream at you

and call you Mexican,

and I don't look like a Mexican, do I?

They're a fine proud people.

- I don't want to say that

this needs to be a positive experience for him.

It is what it is.

It is punishment.

- [Nick] You don't like guys, do you?

- No. - Trying to figure you out.

I can't quite figure you out.

- [Rich] Why do you care if he likes guys?

- I'm just trying to figure this guy out.

- It's like sanctioned humiliation

is the other thing too.

They never know if their next girlfriend

or an ex-girlfriend is gonna see him at a bar and say,

"Yeah, I saw you over by that covert

"or over by that ditch picking up trash".

They're being humiliated.

It's that vest.

That vest is like the scarlet letter P for perpetrator,

you know what I mean?

- They let this chick do a cool job

and I got stuck with doing computers

and I mouthed off to them and said,

"Well, what do I have to do to get a better job?

"Have tits?"

And she heard it, and that's sexual harassment.

- That is sexual harassment.

- [Rich] Ow! (laughs)

(motor revving)

(motor roaring)

- I tried to make out with a lady,

and during some really bad turbulence.

I thought the plane was going down, but it wasn't.

I mean, if a plane's going down,

all bets are off.

- [R.S.O.] Mike one had a series

of playground indecent exposures,

and Mike two did some wildly inappropriate things

on top of what he told the group.

- Now the lady across from me

is traveling with a couple kids.

One about six, another newborn.

And she's breastfeeding the newborn.

You do not want to get in trouble on a plane.

Planes and playgrounds are two places

you don't want to get caught committing crimes.

- Does anybody have any questions

about Mike's story?

- Yeah, sounds like bullshit to me.

- Question, please? - Okay.

Mike, is that bullshit?

- Sex for me is something that's earned.

He's still unemployed.

He's miles away from finishing community service.

He's not even trying to get anything out of counseling.

And that's not even taking masturbation into consideration.

I mean, with the constant masturbation,

it's not a big incentive.

- She won't even let me watch her shower.

She won't even let me peek at her.

Nothing, it's a totally private deal.

And it's my left hand, my opposite hand.

I can't feel anything with it anyway.

- Oh, come on.

- The most I usually get in the way of a response

is an eye roll or a grunt.

Her favorite word is no.

There are no runner-ups.

With your hair down, you look completely different.

It's a good deal.

It's like getting not to bang two chicks.

(upbeat dance music)

I don't know if she's as sensitive to that as I am.

The effort I'm putting into things.

- He tried to talk me into anal sex

by saying that I'd cum so hard that I'd pass out.

- You would, dude.

If you'd just give it a chance.

I did.

Listen, if you let me

put it in there,

I'll let you take any vegetable of your choice

and put it in there.

And I can take whatever you got.

We're talking eggplant, broccoli,

fucking ginger. - Come on!

- Ginger. (laughs)

That would be exotic.

- [Instructor] Okay, lift your shoulders, four.

Swing it like that.

That's the pattern.

One, two, three, four.

Step together, step together.

Step.

Keep it moving, and let's step forward.

One, two, three.

- Oh really? - So if you ever see

a long line of cars,

you get to gently go around them.

We own the parking lot.

(people chatting)

I'm not giving you my phone number.

- Oh, come on. - And if you give me any grief

I'll block you on my email. - Give you my phone number.

- No, no.

I come from old school in that area.

- Old school? - Yeah.

You can call me. - I get your website?

- Mm-hmm, that's the best I can give you.

That's the beginning. - That's good enough.

- That's right. - Can I send you pics?

- No, absolutely not.

(people chatting)

- What?

She didn't care.

So what? - I care.

- Oh, come on.

- You don't get it.

- Yeah, yeah, I get it.

You don't do anything with me ever.

Like, ever.

- You don't try.

You don't even know what I want.

You just attack me like I'm a squirrel.

You hit on everything that walks by.

- Can you open this thing?

For the love of Christ? Thanks.

Yeah, of course I hit on everything that walks by

'cause you're not about to do shit.

I'd rather,

I'd rather 2000 more chicks reject me,

'cause at least that feels hotter

than you just fucking laying there.

And when every six months,

you suddenly decide, oh, it's your reward,

I'll fuck you,

you don't bat an eye.

It's like a corpse.

You fuck like a dead person.

How depressing is that?

(dishes clanging)

(soft classical music)

- He's sarcastic about everything.

He's cruel to people.

He's cruel to his girlfriend.

He doesn't seem to be getting anywhere with her.

He's getting nowhere with his job search.

He doesn't seem to want a job.

In fact, he doesn't seem to want to do anything

to make his life any better than it is.

And who wants to watch that?

The problem is is that

you're not a sympathetic character.

Do you know what that means?

- [R.S.O.] I think so.

- It means that nobody likes you.

And it's important that we like you.

And by liking you I mean that we,

we want good things for you.

And we're not gonna want good things for you

until you want good things for yourself.

- It didn't seem like what I did

was worth all of this.

You look at the kind of people

I have to deal with on a day to day basis?

- Yes, and that's exactly it.

That's why we want you to grow out of that.

We want to see you try to grow

out of that situation. - That's what I've been trying

to do this whole time.

- Well, not quite. - Do you have time

to contemplate the reality of my situation

when you're fucking coasting around

in your limo all day?

- Well, that's what we're trying to do.

Objectively, your relationship with

your girlfriend is terrible.

And I think by all objective standards, it is.

She doesn't look at you,

she doesn't have sex with you,

she never smiles when she's with you.

And I think-- - Wait.

- There's a lot of room to show

that that relationship is going to get better.

- That's why I like her.

I mean, I would like her to bang me a little more

but that's why I like her.

Unlike everyone else,

she's not paying an ocean of attention to me

all the time, watching my every fucking move,

and assessing it.

- We have to see you taking

the appropriate steps to change who you are.

And right now,

you're kinda going about it in a half-assed way.

- Well I've kind of been going through

the motions a little bit

because the motions suck.

I go on 30 job interviews where they fucking hate me.

I have a worthless parole officer.

Nothing lines up and I'm doing it.

- But we need you to hang in there

and we need you to have a, I don't know, a little,

a positive attitude.

- [R.S.O.] I've got a positive attitude.

I think it radiates out of me.

Okay? - No, it doesn't.

What radiates out of you is nastiness

and superiority and belittling.

You've got to suck it up

and join the rest of the human race.

And not everybody's gonna find you entertaining

24 hours a day.

So, tone down the personality

and stick your antenna up

and start to sense where people

are finding you offensive.

Do you have classes in how to interview,

what to wear to an interview--

- I teach classes in job readiness training,

interviewing skills,

and in retention skills.

If you only want a paycheck,

you're probably not gonna get hired.

If you want a job, you'll probably get hired.

- Well, I want both.

So why can't I talk about both?

- [Teacher] Well if you get the job, you get the paycheck.

So just act like you just want the job.

- So the entire reason I want the job,

let's not bring it up because that would be truthful and--

- [Teacher] No, there's a point where

it's supposed to happen,

and it's not now.

- These are sort of the unwritten rules

of the professional business world.

- Thank you very much. - Nice to meet you.

- Thank you very much. - Nice to meet you.

I'll be happy if you have any other questions.

Please feel free to give me a call.

- Is there any kind of job interview

that you've been sent to where you thought,

"Oh, I can do this.

"I'm qualified for this.

"I maybe even want to work here".

- Well, I hope this doesn't sound too depressing,

but I also went to an interview at Target,

and I think it's really funny there

because all the employees

have to wear a red shirt and slacks,

but it can be any variation of the two.

So to try and spice it up,

they have their cool red collared shirt

and a red bracelet,

and then they have their dickies

or whatever they like to wear.

And I interviewed with a lady,

and she interviewed me in the snack bar at the Target.

So, it was kind of gross.

I'm not a fan of that kind of nutrition.

And I'd never had a more business-like interview.

She asked me 50 questions.

Like, what was a time I took leadership at a job?

What was a time I devised a new plan for a system

that wasn't already working that well?

What was a time that I had

gathered up the employees

and increased the morale for the workplace?

And I was like, "Are we interviewing for Target

"or for NASA?"

(sighs)

This looks good.

- Oh my God. - I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.

Calm down, dude. - I know, I wouldn't...

- They also have Cocoa Muffs.

In case I get choosy.

- Well you seem to have,

you gravitate obviously to women

who look like they could be younger age.

I know they're not supposed to be.

- I know that I do sometimes as well

as every other man on the face of the earth.

- [Bob] Why don't you just get it on the Internet or?

- Internet stuff's weak.

First of all, it's usually kinda pixelated.

This stuff is, I like knowing that it's gonna be,

I'm excited by the whole process.

I want to come here, I want to pick some things out,

I want to see what I've got to go.

I don't just want to rot in front of my computer.

It's really kind of a bargain

when you think about it.

(soft funky music)

- [Reggie] It's nice to see you back again.

Thank you for coming.

What made you want to come in?

- [R.S.O.] Things have been almost a chronic letdown,

starting with her.

- [Reggie] Tina?

What do you think he means by that?

What do you hear when he says that?

- Well all he thinks about is sex,

so obviously what he's talking about

is the lack of our physical interaction.

- [Reggie] Okay, that's true?

- The fact that I haven't been physical with him

is because of this

thing he puts up that I just can't bring myself to...

- Tina, what were your expectations

for the relationship when he was released from prison?

- I was really excited.

I mean, I've been waiting for three years.

I wanted to see him.

I knew that we could have a lot of fun together,

like we did before,

and then we go home and I'm undressing

and I see this look in his eye.

- The look of what?

Blank sexual conquest?

Or how would you...

- Like that, like that cartoon wolf

that has its tongue out and it's dripping

and he's just like...

The same look when he sees a girl on the street

or when he's watching one of those movies, it's...

- Well, I know you're attracted to other guys too.

If you want to fuck Ryan Philip or whatever,

I know you get hot for him.

And then you look at me and you get hot for me,

but it's different 'cause it's for me.

This is for you.

I want to be with you.

We're sexual people.

We have things we're into.

But I'm focusing it all in one direction.

- I don't know if she feels that way.

Tina?

- I have a feeling that you just want me

to fuck you Amish style.

Put a sheet over you and cut out something.

I don't think we're supposed to hang out.

It's a parole violation.

- Yeah, I mean, we were buddies.

Everybody's got their foibles.

Their little Piccadilly lows.

- [R.S.O.] I see you're still wearing that jumpsuit.

- I had it tailored before I got out.

The jail tailor.

The jailer tailed it.

The jail tailor tailored it.

The jailer's tailor tailored it.

- [R.S.O.] Okay, that's enough.

- I met this lady once.

This was about 10 years ago.

We both just getting out of jail.

She and I hit it off.

We got married after three days or something silly.

She turned out to be a narcoleptic.

- You ever do her when she was asleep?

- I don't think I ever did her when she wasn't.

I was telling a counselor this.

And he said to keep in mind that

she'd been in jail,

and when you're fishing in that pond,

the odds are good that the goods are odd.

I was having a tough time meeting girls,

so I'd say I regret it.

- [R.S.O.] You may not remember me,

but I interviewed with your company,

and I just noticed you here.

Without sounding too threatening or forward,

I was kind of curious as to why

I didn't get the job.

- I don't really recall the,

I don't know, we interviewed a lot of people.

I really don't know.

- Can I sit down? - Sure.

You really, you come across really as

pretty much unemployable.

It might behoove you to maybe run a comb through your hair.

Wear a shirt that doesn't look

like you just pulled it out of the hamper.

I mean, I'm just-- - Is that really why

you didn't hire him?

His haircut?

- Can I tell you something?

I really, you seem like a nice enough guy,

but there's a couple,

you really come across as someone

who just does not care.

And I think that people, when they're hiring,

when they're looking for employees,

what they're looking for

is they're looking for somebody who cares about

the company, who cares about themselves,

maybe cares about their--

- It's called a sense of humor,

and I don't think that you got it.

- Oh, I've got a sense of humor.

What's the, why did the pirate walk into the bar and said,

I can't remember the joke.

Something about his,

you're driving me nuts.

- He'd be a good employee.

He's very loyal.

He has a lot of energy.

I think that he'd lighten up the workplace.

I think that employees, the other employees,

would enjoy him.

I think what's more important than being qualified

is to be able to work with people well.

- That's a good point.

That's a good point.

I feel like I've misrepresented what's going on here.

There's no chance at all

that I'm gonna hire you,

or my company's gonna hire you.

I just want you to know that.

(knocking)

- I am directed to inform you

of my status as a registeree

on the Texas State Board of Appeals

Registered Sex Offender Roll.

The law requires me to go door to door

and notify the neighbors, and well,

you're my last house.

- I believe they make a bit too much

out of all this sex offender business.

I mean, I think it could happen to anyone.

- Would you mind signing this?

- No, not at all.

And I wish you luck in everything that you do.

- [R.S.O.] Thank you.

- What is it you know about Dave and Buster's?

- I know you're a family entertainment place.

A wide variety of wholesome things to do.

You have an excellent workforce,

great pay, benefits.

- Are you available to start now

or is it something where--

- Yes, I can start immediately.

- What was the pay scale you were looking for

based on your experience?

- Well, my last job, it was pretty minimal,

so I'm kind of looking for something

a little bit more.

I'm always searching for something better

but I don't think it could get better than this.

Except for a few commitments, I'm wide open.

(soft music)

(customers chatting) (mellow music)

- What do you got?

- I have a chocolate chip bagel

that I may reheat.

It's a battle.

I mean, and it's wearing me out.

I mean, just going in there with all these people.

Just all these people, all these...

- People. - People and problems.

Everybody needs help.

I don't think he's interested in getting better.

- No, well-- - And seems to make

a mockery of the whole idea of getting better.

- But there's just gotta be an off switch somewhere.

There's gotta be something-- - Yeah.

I don't know where it is.

- [Reggie] Maybe if you found it, maybe that would,

maybe he'd, I mean, you've gotta be very ginger

about getting to that off switch

if you find it, right?

'Cause you don't want,

you don't want to kill him.

It might be his life support.

- Yeah, no, you don't want to kill him.

I just never saw myself as an authority figure but I,

he needs...

An authority.

(slurping)

- Put your hands against the wall and stuff

and he frisks me and I'm like,

I was just walking by,

and I just heard these sounds,

and I just looked in to see,

I was telling him I was worried about,

maybe somebody was hurt or something.

And he was like, "Yeah right",

and they arrested me.

And they said I have to come here for five years.

I mean, I didn't even see anything

and I got arrested.

Well.

- You don't think you broke the law.

- Maybe it's against the law technically,

but so is smoking pot, but there's nothing wrong with it.

- Yeah but you're not here for smoking pot.

You're here for peeping on people have sex.

That's why you're here.

- Yeah, I know why I'm here,

but I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

- There's such a thing as impulse control

that I guess a lot of us didn't get a full batch of.

Impulse control.

- [R.O.S] Five years.

- Five years, yeah, and I'm done.

There's some support there that I'm gonna miss.

- I'm sorry, I didn't hear anything else

'cause all I could hear was you're done.

The meetings happen a little too often

to be of any great significance.

Maybe if they were once a month,

it would be a wake-up call.

But you've been going several times a week for five years.

That just seems like it would lose its momentum.

- It's one of those situations,

you bring your ass and your mind follows.

- Bring your ass and your mind follows?

Could you perhaps say something

that doesn't sound like it's not a bumper sticker?

- So just go do what they ask you to do.

You may not understand it.

You may not like the guys you're having

to hang out with in the meeting.

And that's cool.

That's not what it's about.

It's not a social club.

But the thing is is that it's gonna make a difference

if you're open to it.

- I just can't believe it's over, it's over.

You never have to go back.

You're done forever.

- Oh, Jesus.

Man oh man, what are you doing here?

Are you supposed to be in public with a kid?

- Come on. - I'm 25.

I'm sorry, I don't think we've met.

- He's official, he's on the list.

He's a bonafide sex offender.

- Go ahead and enjoy your lunch.

If you got any more, you can hit us up next time.

- You don't necessarily have to hang out

with this guy, you know.

- There's people out there,

they cruise the Internet,

looking for people to harass.

There's people that keep up with this list

like other people keep up with sports teams.

They want to victimize us

like they think we victimized other people.

- I just feel like it would be awesome

if I met a girl sex offender.

Kinda like if I had AIDS or syphilis.

If you met someone else who had the same affliction,

then you could be like, "Who gives a fuck?"

We're both shattered.

Let's hop on it.

Hello.

Are you in college?

- No, high school.

- Oh, senior?

What's in the bag there?

Books.

- Bye.

Bye.

- There was this lady at Dave and Buster's

and she had one of those oversized purses

and was kinda rummaging around in it.

She made some comment about

how it was getting too big for her to carry around.

And he says, "Now you know how I feel

"hauling this big dick around all day".

- Okay well, yeah, I can certainly see

how that would be grounds for dismissal.

Okay well this might actually be a good moment

to review and talk about what

got you in trouble with the state in the first place.

- No thanks.

- We've been hanging out

and made out a few times

and I decided I wanted to have sex with him.

- See, there it is.

She decides. - Let her finish

the story, please. - I was 16.

- Whatever, I mean, she's always calling the shots.

What is that? - You had an opportunity

to tell this story.

I asked you to tell it.

You chose to pass on it.

Please let her finish.

- Maybe we can both do it.

- This is not junior high school, please.

Don't give an argument to everything I say

for the sake of argument.

Let's try to make some progress here.

- I'm trying, I have to speak up for myself

when I'm not being-- - Stop.

Go. - Whatever.

- We did.

We had sex and it was--

- Awesome.

- It was, it was--

- [R.S.O.] Radical.

- And then he took this picture of himself.

He had one of, you know those shiny metallic

heart-shaped balloons?

He said he saw it at a grocery

and he got the idea.

It had a bow and he tied it around his,

and he put the picture in a Valentine's card,

except he didn't put my name on it and he

sent it to the wrong address

and it went to my neighbor's house.

And the guy's an appellate judge.

He's got a kid in the third grade.

I guess the kid was kinda traumatized and--

- They sent me a case file,

and in this file,

it says intended distribution of

pornographic materials to a minor.

That doesn't begin to tell me

any of what I just heard here.

I mean, if this had happened to me, right?

I would be furious.

And I'm embarrassed,

and I think that this is fucking bullshit, right?

I don't know if I'm even gonna own up

to having done anything wrong.

I've just sent a card to my girlfriend, right?

And maybe I have every right in the world

to say whatever I want to say

to the lady with the big purse.

Or whoever.

Or to my girlfriend.

Or to the therapist I'm being sent to see.

- Okay, do you see the difference

between you understanding this intellectually

and me actually having gone through it?

- Yeah well, right, this is what I was just saying.

I mean, I'm saying that what I'm doing here

is practicing empathy.

And that empathy is maybe a valuable skill

for you to acquire.

- No, that sounds good, that's good.

I like that, I'm gonna go practice

some of that right now, okay?

- Okay.

Yeah, you have good days and bad days.

On a bad day,

you maybe think that maybe people don't change

and maybe the job is kind of,

there's a sort of futility to it.

I mean, people do, there are things,

there are things that,

in school, you hear about that guy who,

19th century, had the tube go through his head

and it took out the part of his brain

that made him a jerk and then,

or wait, with that guy, it was the other way around.

It took out the part of his brain

that made him nice and that made him a jerk.

But the opposite theoretically could happen.

(knocking)

- I thought maybe he's come and talk to you about,

we're kinda having problems right now

and I just-- - Oh man.

- Think maybe I'm not,

I don't have the right perspective.

He's kinda been-- - I'm just,

I'm gonna take a break.

Do you want to sit down?

- What is it you do here?

- My friend makes heirloom furniture.

And I'm sort of, I sweep.

- [Tina] Did you have any problems

getting out and adjusting?

Seeing your friends and--

- I've sorta got it down to a science.

There are things that take adjusting to but,

I mean, what,

it sounds to me like maybe

what your problem is doesn't really

have to do with him getting in or out of jail.

- Are you dating anyone right now?

Are you...

- Let's say no.

And by the way, I know you have a thing about

moving slow and--

- I more so came by,

I'm trying to kind of put together

what it's like for him now that he's out.

Thinking maybe I'm overlooking--

- Okay.

You might try getting involved with someone else

to grab his attention.

And let him walk in on,

you guys, you and somebody in the shower.

(machine whirring)

- [Tina] And I like their coffee too.

Those little mini quiches.

We can get some popcorn.

I don't know, I'm just really hungry.

- Jesus.

- Maybe a sub. - Is there anything

you don't want to eat in the mall?

- Hey, that's that guy I was telling you about.

- That's the guy? - Yeah, that's totally him.

- Yeah, that sounds-- - Hey, stranger.

Remember?

From the car wash?

- How old are you?

- What? - How old are you?

- [Girl] 18.

- [R.S.O.] How old are you?

- [Girl] 20.

- [R.S.O.] How old are you?

- 23.

- [R.S.O.] How old are you?

- [Girl] 20.

- [R.S.O.] How old are you?

(laughing)

How old are you?

- 20. - Okay.

- It takes something as literal as lightning striking

for a sex offender to

knock it off.

- Hey, how old are you?

Nevermind.

Hey, how old are you?

- 18. - Okay.

Ma'am, how old are you?

You got an iPod.

How old are you?

- 20. - How old are you?

- 19. - All right.

- We thought what we could do is see somebody

who wakes up and says,

"My life isn't in quotations.

"It's happening."

And we're having trouble seeing that

in any of the footage that we've seen,

and we have trouble having any sort of

real hope that's ever going to change.

We thought through some of your therapy

or maybe just getting out of prison

or some divine intervention or epiphany or something

would wake you up, and it hasn't.

- Saying that I'm strictly sarcastic all the time.

I don't think that I am.

- [Bob] You're struggling right now

not to say something. - (laughs) I am.

No but seriously.

I really try to have somewhat of a humane outlook,

and yeah, have kind of a sense of humor.

With the amount of pure bullshit

I've had to go through.

If I could draw a parallel,

it would be like a robber going into a bank with a note

and then walking out with money,

but then getting shot by the police.

He had no idea everyone would take it so seriously.

I had no idea everybody would take this so seriously.

I was, I met this girl,

we were having fun, I was doing this stuff

'cause I like to do it, and she was willing to let me do it.

- Well, do you see what our problem is?

No.

Do you?

We have no moment where you stand up and say,

"I did something wrong

"and I regret it and I'm sorry for it and I'm sorry

"for the people I hurt,

"and I want to get better.

"Please help me get better."

- I don't know if you're trying to make

some kind of Lifetime movie,

but it's called Registered Sex Offender.

So if you think you're gonna get moms

wanting to change their lives or whatever, you're not.

You're gonna get perverts hoping

to see me bang a bunch of hot underage chicks

or showing-- - Look, I know that

pornography is the most compelling

form of entertainment for you.

But there is a wide spectrum of things

that other people want to watch.

And what we wanted to make was something

about somebody who did something wrong,

got in trouble for it, and got better.

And now what we have is somebody

who did something wrong

and thinks life is a big fucking nasty joke.

The bottom line is is we're not gonna do this anymore.

- They want you to be respectable

and high professional business people.

Fuck that, I want to be the underground.

I'm gonna go spray painting my name.

You all know my name from underground shit.

You ain't gonna see my name on no tie, suit bullshit.

Oh yeah. (mumbles)

Fuck that man, I fight that shit.

- I know, Alex, in our one on one sessions,

that we've had quite a bit of progress.

And I expect that to continue

in your sessions with Eric as well.

- I guess, thing is, long as this guy knows

what the hell he's talking about.

As long as he ain't no fruitcake or something.

- I get it, I get it, that's,

how old are you?

- Man, you hitting on me again?

- [Eric] No, trust me.

How old are you?

- I'm 18, dog. - You're 18?

You look like you're 14.

- Fuck you. (laughing)

- [Counselor] Excuse me?

- I mean, go to hell.

- I can get real nervous and shaky at interviews

and start feeling like the other person's right

and I'm inferior and I don't know

how to do anything.

But with this job, I'm sorry,

but no one can tell me I don't know

what these fucking kids have been through

and how much time they're wasting with their lives.

So, I think that assertation,

that mentality kinda got me the job actually.

- [Tina] You think you're good at it?

- Yes, I know I'm good at it.

- [Tina] They respond to you?

- I think they do at times, yeah.

- [Tina] You like the kids?

- The thing about crack is it's a nice little rock.

I like the little white rocks see

because I can just take it and it's portable.

See cocaine, I don't like cocaine,

because it goes straight to the brain

and it just, it fucks with you, changes you.

See crack, it's more of a fun drug.

It's a party drug.

- All content aside,

you just made the most sense

that I've seen you make today.

- See, you talking shit again. - I'm not talking shit.

- All right, all right. - I'm just impressed

when you speak intelligently like that

and you state your case so plainly.

It seems like you have two opposing personalities.

You got a very articulate young man

who can really state a clear case for himself,

and then you've got the white Flavor Flav.

- [Alex] I ain't Flavor Flav, man.

- I know you're not. - Bring it down.

Bring it down. - Or Julio.

- [Eric] I feel like I don't have a choice.

- Call me Julio, Flavor Flav.

- If you think this is such a waste of time,

why can't you engage in behaviors

that would allow you not to come here?

- Shit I don't know, that's a good question.

Beats me.

Whatevers.

You know, Mr. Counsel Man?

Huh? Huh? You want to tell me?

You like to tell me about my life?

- [Tina] Why did you want to date me anyway?

- You were really fun and I was really into you

and I think a little bit of that

was some of my past sick behavior.

Being attracted to someone younger.

And you were kind of an anchor, I guess, in my life.

You were the one person who wasn't

constantly talking down to me.

I guess you not talking at all

was better than being talked down to.

- I thought you were funny.

I thought you were the only funny person I'd ever met.

- Yeah, it's really amazing how

when you start having totally fucking

radical amazing sex with one person,

it kinda knocks a lot of those fantasies

out of your head

and gets you something real to focus on.

I had no idea that could happen.

I'm impressed, my hat's off to you.

- And he wasn't so eager anymore.

It kinda took the pressure off.

- About six months ago,

I was on this bus and I saw this guy

with one of those camera phones

taking pictures of this little 12 year old girl

and it just made me lose all interest

in any of that kind of behavior.

What had seemed funny to me

suddenly had lost its luster.

It got gross, I don't know how else to describe it.

It just seemed so obvious all of a sudden.

- Maybe she was his niece.

- She wasn't his fucking niece.

(soft funky music)

- Where do I picture him in the future?

On his back.

- I could see him being an entertainer.

Like a stand-up comedian

or hosting a talk show.

- Maybe working with me at Wendy's.

Maybe we could start our own Wendy's.

Our own branch.

- I mean, when you think about it,

my goal is to never see him again.

- There's this place I worked through

called Emotional Growth School that's for teenagers.

And he may need that.

But I don't think they'd let him in.

I guess he could pretend to be 16.

Like Cameron Crowe.

- So I remember the last time I ever saw him,

it was graduation for me.

I was a senior, he was all right.

I got everyone in my dorm to sign my yearbook.

He signed something for me that...

That was how he signed it.

(mellow music)

♪ I'm projecting and reflecting ♪

♪ Desire

♪ For you

♪ To come into my life

♪ The rays

♪ Of this day

♪ Will not shine there at all

♪ For me

♪ And you to get along

♪ It's like running away

♪ With the wind in our face

♪ It's like flying, flying

♪ And you and I are open wide

♪ It's like running away

♪ With the wind in our face

♪ It's like flying, flying

♪ And you

♪ And I are open wide

(upbeat mellow music)

♪ I feel so excited

♪ In the line in today

♪ 'Cause you

♪ Decided to be in my life

♪ It's like running away

♪ With the wind in our face

♪ It's like flying, flying

♪ And you

♪ And I are open wide

(upbeat mellow music)

♪ I get around the world

♪ Upon your freeways

♪ It's true

♪ We let it go

♪ I get around the world

♪ Upon your freeways

♪ It's true

♪ We let it go

- [Eric] You ever get depressed dating a sex offender?

- No.

Not really.

Maybe sometimes.

♪ Push it real good

(humming)