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I just can't stop thinking about that sexy new delivery boy from the flower

shop.

So fucking turned on.

You know what?

I'm going to just go ahead and deliver myself some flowers.

God,

I can't take this anymore.

Hello?

Yeah, hi.

I need an urgent delivery.

Yeah, you have to, like, I don't care, I'll pay the extra.

Yeah, like, as soon as you can.

Yeah, exactly, that's my address, the address you have on file.

Of course, absolutely.

Well, I want the card to say, Happy Mother's Day.

Oh, don't worry about it, it's a private thing. I know it's passed a little bit,

but... It's all good.

Okay, excellent. That sounds really, really good.

I can't wait. Thank you.

I absolutely will.

Okay, bye.

Awesome.

Oh, God.

Thank God they have extra speedy service.

God, I can't wait to get my hands on that little boy.

Yes.

Well, hello.

Hi, we have a delivery for Miss Holiday.

Come right in, please.

Okay. Oh, my God.

Let me look.

They are lovely.

Exactly what I had in mind.

Great.

Do you want me to sit them down?

Absolutely, please. Over there, by the couch.

Next to that plant.

So, uh... It's Mother's Day.

They're for Mother's Day.

Those flowers are for Mother's Day? Yes, they are.

Well, Mother's Day passed a while ago, ma 'am. It's a special Mother's Day.

It's a little personal celebration I have.

You know, I have a special Mother's Day gift for you.

Wait,

are you crazy?

I could get fired for this. She won't tell anybody, will we?

It'll be our little secret.

Wow.

Happy Mother's Day.

John, you right?

How did you know my name?

God, yes.

This is so good.

That's exactly what I want to do.

So good.

Oh, yes.

Oh my god

You better.

fucking amazing.

Nobody.