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I swear to God, if this paper boy keeps putting the paper here, I'm going to...

I can't be doing this every day.

Damn. You know, I'm going to talk to Chad about this. Maybe he can help me

Chad, honey.

Yeah, Mom?

I don't know. I'm having this huge situation.

Every day the paper boy leaves the paper down there.

And I have to go all the way down.

It's not the best terrain for my shoes.

I don't want to mess them up. I don't, you know.

I'm sorry.

Are you mad at me, Mom?

No, not at all. I just want your help.

Are you kidding me? Okay. You have been, you know, actually, I wanted to talk to

you about this.

You have been so welcoming to me ever since your dad and I got married.

And I wanted to say thank you. You know.

Okay, you're welcome.

Because these situations can be funny. Stepmom and a stepson. And I've never

felt any of the, like, cliches.

You know, like, I'm taking your mom's place or any hate from you or anything

like that. So I really, really, really, really appreciate that.

Thank you. You've been really sweet to have around.

Okay.

Excellent. Yeah.

Okay. Good.

That's that. So I'm going to go to my bedroom.

and read the paper that I just got in this safari kind of situation.

Okay. Okay. Sounds good. Okay, sweetheart.

I'll see you in a little bit. All right.

Oh, God.

How annoying that little paper boy.

It is a freaking excellent day out there.

Where is my husband when I need him?

Well, I just have to take care of myself.

Hey, Mom.

Hey.

Hi, Dad.

Hi. Hey, come on in.

So, I was thinking about what you were saying out there.

About the paper?

Well, I don't think we really think alike about a lot of things.

So, uh, you did a really good stuff, Mom. I thought I would get you this.

Shut up.

Yeah. Really?

Yeah.

You're so thoughtful. Thank you.

You're welcome.

God,

I wish your dad was more like this.

Thanks for being awesome. Oh, the dice are pretty, too.

It's a beautiful box.

I can put my earrings in here.

It's fantastic.

Fantastic. I really, really like it. Let me see.

Oh, my God. It fits perfect.

Look at that.

Perfect. Thank you.

Excellent. Excellent. I love it.

This is great.

So, what's going on?

So, we think I like you.

Yeah, I don't know. I like it, I like it, because I think you're a great,

great, great stepson, and you've made my life a lot easier, that's

for sure.

So are you okay, Mom?

We can talk about anything, right?

Yeah.

I could really lose some cock right now.

Gosh, I'm going for so long.

Oh my God, we really do think alike.

Thank you.

I want to take that gift.

All right.

Ugh.

and stuff like that.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Fuck me, sir. Fuck me, dude.

This is so fucking good.

further down the bed so I can feel your cock even deeper.

Those kids? Yes!

We should roll with this in the way of now we have a reason to be happy when

your dad's away.

Oh, fuck.

We really do think alike.

I think it's the way to go with this.

Oh, my God.

Fuck, that was fucking amazing.

Literally.