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Can't find her bag. Where the heck is her bag?

I can't find it.

What the heck's going on here?

I'm trying to find something. I can't find it.

What the heck is going on here?

Damn my feet hurt.

God damn it, Adam?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What the hell are you doing down there? I was

looking. God damn it, get out from over there. I was, hold on, I was. God damn

it, what are you doing?

I'm sorry, I was looking for a bag.

I was looking for a bag. What are you doing with that camera? Is that what the

kids are into today?

God damn it, I'm going to have a serious conversation with my daughter about

going out with a perv like you.

I was doing something for school, for a school project.

I have to do something where I'm documenting my life.

But I was trying to find her bag, and I can't find her bag. I couldn't find her

bag anywhere.

Well, it's not in my bedroom.

Sorry.

So, come on, just go.

I've had a long day. I want to take a shower.

Come on and make it. I feel uncomfortable.

Oh, that's all right.

It's kind of like not really a film school project. It's kind of like a, I

know, you know, something that just kind of like, I'm kind of a voyeur kind of

guy. I don't know. Yeah.

Like, do you like to watch, like, I don't know. You would have

stayed under the bed and watched me, like, get naked. Well, yeah, I mean,

kind of hot. So, I mean, you're my girlfriend's mom. I mean, you're kind of

So I had a look.

Well, my daughter does have good taste.

But Jesus Christ, I don't know what to do here.

Well, I mean, we could film a little something if you want and not really

anybody about it.

Well, it is kind of like, I don't know, it would be funny if we don't film.

You ever done a sex tape before?

Never. Really? Never, never, never. Isn't that?

I've been doing my husband's tape for a while, so.

Well, I mean, you know, sex tapes are kind of a thing now. Everybody does one,

you know.

Yeah, it's kind of one of the things. I'm just saying, I just, you know.

Well, I guess we could do something.

Yeah, we don't really have to tell anybody about it.

Okay. Just be between me and you. I can give you a copy, and I just don't show

anybody.

Okay. Yeah.

So, well, anyways, I was kind of like getting ready to.

You know, take a shower.

Okay.

Oh, wow.

Those are nice.

They are. Do you want to touch them?

Sure.

Oh, wow.

It feels really good.

Wow.

It's so good. It's been a while since I've had a man, you know.

Really? Yeah, because my husband died.

Oh, I know. I haven't had sex.

Really? It's been a while, huh?

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah.

Wow. So you could definitely do something.

Something that's just spontaneous, right? I'm a spontaneous kind of person.

Okay. So come here with your spontaneous kind of person. Okay.

Let's see what spontaneity can do for us.

Oh, wow.

Fantastic.

Oh, God.

It's so good.

Oh, jeez.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe we're doing this.

Oh, God. I can't believe I haven't had a cock in my mouth in forever.

Oh, man.

You really get this.

Doesn't my daddy do a good job, too?

Did I teach her well? You did.

Let's see what else we can do with this. Let it just sit down.

That's a cock my daughter's been riding, isn't it? Yeah.

Zoo right by her.

Oh, yeah.

Maybe I shouldn't let you date my daughter after all. Oh, yeah?

Hello? You're fucking her mom.

It's kind of hot, though. I'm making a sex tape, too, of it. Oh, no.

We're both going to hell, huh? I guess so.

You're going to be in real trouble.

It's kind of hot, though.

We're both in big trouble, baby.

I'm not going to win the mom of the year.

That's for sure.

really good.

Destroy this video.

Thank you so much for having us. I feel so much better.

God damn it. Break up with my daughter.

I might have to. You're going to have to.

You're going to have to.