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Oh, my God.

I just had the best time in Vegas, Dane.

Yeah? Thank you so much. My son is so lucky to have a friend like you.

Yeah, no worries. Johnny is a pretty cool kid.

Oh, no. Thank you so much for getting me at the airport. But you would not

believe. I hit the freaking jackpot. Oh, really? I made so much money. It was

like... I don't know. They dream weekend in Vegas.

Oh, wow. Yeah, but there's a downfall, though. What? Well, I did go to the male

strip club, you know.

Okay.

But I didn't get to bring anyone home.

Oh, that's unfortunate.

I so wanted to get laid.

Yeah. I know, right?

Yeah.

Well,

I got to get going to get rid of the gas money you said you were going to give

me. You know what? I kind of, like, have something else I want to deliver.

That's cool.

That's cool. Thank you. But I really don't think Johnny's going to like that

idea. Well, I won't tell if you don't tell. No, I mean, he's going to be home

any moment now. I really don't think it's a good idea.

Just go.

This is not a good idea.

Why are you doing this?

Because I am so horny and so happy.

You're going to help me celebrate.

What do you think?

Yes? Yes, yes, yes?

Come on, Dane.

Be a good sport.

Help Auntie Tara have a fantastic end to her fabulous last day of the weekend.

Come on.

Yes?

Thank you.

You can buy another one. Oh, true.

Once you win all that money.

This is absolutely true.

That pussy name.

Oh, God, it feels so amazing.

Cock feels really good when I sit tight in there.

So good.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, fuck yes.

Fuck right there, baby.

Let me suck a little bit more before I cry.

I'll keep her there, baby.

It tastes so fucking good.

Fucking good!

going to have to meet all my boy friends, I think.

Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.