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Missy, you were late today.

I know.

Why? An hour and a half, two hours late.

You know what happened?

I haven't had sex in a while.

I just thought of getting some.

I got distracted.

It got off at the wrong exit.

It took me forever to get back on because, hello, California traffic.

It was worse than the 405.

Terrible. Then got back on track.

I'm nothing without the GPS.

However, I took the wrong exit because I was thinking of it.

GPS, that should be, right now it should be ghetto penis system.

Is that what you're getting today?

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

So you were two hours late, but that's fine.

No, it's not fine.

It's not fine.

It's not the norm either.

Got distracted.

Tara, how long have you been in porno?

Well, I've been in porno, the first scene I did was like two years ago.

However, I haven't been doing it for six or seven months.

Yeah, that's why I moved here to California, to really do it.

Are you married?

Mm -mm.

Ever been married?

Mm -mm.

Are you going to get married?

No. Why not?

I don't know. If I find a guy, I might, but I doubt it.

You doubt it. I highly doubt it. You're married to your work.

It's not so much that I'm married to my work. It's just that I don't think and I

don't feel that I should settle.

And I don't want to be with someone just because I'm afraid to be alone. Because

actually I have a pretty good time when I'm with myself.

Explain.

Well, I feel like most... Well, your tits are out, please. Please see your

please.

I've been wanting to see them since you got here.

You ready?

Yes.

34 double Ds.

Just one D, I think.

Good.

You were telling us?

I have no idea what we were talking about.

You said you were going to let me jerk off in your tits.

Oh yeah, right there.

Speaking of that, what's the dirtiest stuff you've done?

Offset. Dirty stuff that I've done.

Offset. Oh, my God. I masturbate, like, with a lot of toys. I love toys.

That's not that dirty. That's not that dirty.

I'm saying you've taken someone home offset and fucked them there.

Have I done that? I don't know. I'm not telling.

You can. You don't have to give names.

Well, to be honest, once I could not resist temptation.

And I just, after I met this one.

Thailand, I just had to see him right after. And it was the shit. The best sex

ever. Best.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. It's a problem.

Do you think that's rubbed off on your daughter, Chastity Lynn?

Yeah.

It's in her blood.

Do you think when she gets to your age, she'll be a total fucking dick fiend?

Yeah, but she'll be smarter than me and she'll have a husband.

And you'll have grandkids.

I don't know. Yeah, probably.

I'll get to be a grandma.

Two hours late. We should make you blow everyone here today.

And eat the cup?

Yes.

You know...

That could actually work, because I didn't have breakfast, and I'm really

hungry. Your lunch is going to be a big black dick in the form of Jack Napier.

Most excellent.

Tara, I've seen your great tits. You know what? I forgot to ask to see your

pussy, because your tits are fucking amazing.

Yay.

Please.

There she is.

Oh, there's going to be a hole.

Mom, put your fucking clothes on. What the fuck are you doing?

Disgusting. Mom's kind of prudish. Or actually, you are.

Come on.

That's gross.

No, it's not. Here, let me see yours.

Mom, I'm not pulling out my fucking tits in front of you. I kind of like your

mom's idea.

Yes, you are.

Listen to your mom.

It's one of the commandments.

Come on, just do it.

This is gross.

It's not gross.

See, pretty titties.

Aw.

See, baby, it's not that bad.

Those are going to be the tits that feed your grandkids.

Those are going to be the tits that feed my grandkids.

Boy, do you just repeat everything I say?

Do you just repeat everything I say? No. I'm going to blow the PA after the

scene. No, I'm not. I got you. See, that never works.

All right, Chastity.

You're going to watch your mom go black today.

Am I? Yes.

You have to. Are you a big fan of the black man, Chassidy?

Yeah. What about you, Mom?

I'm a big fan of Dick.

Just give it to me.

You look like you want to crawl in a hole and die, Chassidy.

Do you want to crawl in a hole and die? You're too young for that, girl.

I'm not sure.

None of that negativity.

None of that negativity.

No, no, no. You're going to have negativity today.

There you go. I'm sorry.

That was wrong. Let's go and shoot this.