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Excuse me, can I have some privacy over here?

It's okay. You don't have to worry about me. I see this all day long.

Actually,

if you can put it the other way.

Well, because it just makes it a lot easier that way.

Hopefully you know what you're doing.

No, that's fine. Just have a seat. You can start.

Oops. Wow, you are a very big man.

What's the typeface for?

It's for the exam. Just have a seat. Lay down.

For what?

For the exam.

Don't worry, I do this all the time.

It's no big deal.

The rectal exam?

What exam?

The rectal exam. Oh, I think that I'm in the wrong office.

No, well, you're obviously not in the wrong office. I mean, you had an

appointment this morning for... Okay, well, maybe not.

Well, you know what? Let's have a look anyway.

Look anyway with what? Are you having problems with my...

Can I take a look?

Sure. Can you maybe lift a little? No, not down there. The problem is up here.

With your penis?

Yes.

I can't get it up. Can I take a look?

Take a look.

I don't think there's anything.

Maybe a little soft, but... Yeah, that's my problem.

Well, then what...

What's the problem? I don't know. It's just, like, soft.

Really? Yeah. Well, it doesn't look that soft to me.

Actually, it looks kind of... Well, something is helping.

You know what? Well, my penis will work.

You're cured.

I'm cured.

Well, let me... We're not done with the test yet. You make it.

You know what? Let me try something quick. Just make sure that you're okay

before I clear you. Okay.

Do you feel that?

No. No. Do you feel this?

Like that?

Yeah. I feel like something.

Yeah,

I feel that.

See, and that's why I'm the head nurse.

I think we should finish the exam.

Yeah, we should finish the exam. No, not the day one.

Oh, we don't want to lose it. I love you. You're scaring me with that.

You can touch him if you want.

It's actually part of the exam, too.

How about these down here?

You think these are all doing okay?

Oh yeah, they're doing good.

You are a cure for my problems over here.

Is there no rectal exam?

No. Are you sure about that? Yes, I'm sure.

Just checking.

Wow,

look at that.

I love my

job.

She is cool.

So was the other part of the exam.

You mean you're checking my temperature?

after this. I hope not.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

to see too, you know?

Oh, really?

Yeah. Damn.

In the first one, the morning show.

Oh, oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you're tickling me.

Find the camera, stand it even though we've got it.

You okay?

Oh, I love that.

Perfect, Stan. I got your face just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Shut that dick all the way.

Fucking fuck me.

Oh, yeah.

oh oh oh

Thank you.

That's it, Reno. Squeeze those just like that.

Get your dick off.

Whenever you're set, Reno.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

And I think it's time for the exam now.