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This is so embarrassing.
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Mr. Reed?
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Are you ready for me?
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Uh, yeah.
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Oh, my.
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Yeah. Oh, that seems to be the problem.
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Well, um, my buddies told me, you know,
if I took a Viagra that, you know,
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I had this big date and I wanted to
impress her.
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And I took this pill, and it won't go
down. It's been like four hours.
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So you took Viagra?
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Yeah. And you didn't have sex?
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No. You didn't? I didn't. And you've had
an erection? Well, I thought I was
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going to have sex, but I didn't.
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Oh, no.
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Yeah. Oh, okay.
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Geez, well, did you try anything at
home?
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I tried putting some ice on it. I tried,
I don't know.
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I tried jerking off.
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I tried anything.
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I don't know.
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Wow. Oh, my gosh. It's basically
saluting.
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Wow, it's very erect. This might be a
problem.
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Can you walk?
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Barely. Really?
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I have to limp.
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Now you're walking with a limp.
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I'm so sorry.
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Well, um... I mean, there's got to be
something we can do, right? I mean...
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Well, do you mind if I take a look at
it?
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When the doctor gets here?
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I can take a look at it for you, and I
can tell you exactly what might be...
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What they might need to do.
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Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
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Okay, just to get another opinion.
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Yeah, of course. Right? Yeah.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh, my.
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Do you mind if I... Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's definitely very erect.
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Yeah. Oh, you poor thing.
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I know, and it won't go down. Does it
hurt?
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Of course it hurts. Does it feel good at
all?
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Is that sensitive, like right here? A
little sensitive. A little sensitive?
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Yeah. It's a little bit erect,
especially the top right there.
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top. Yeah.
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Okay,
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well, we have two options.
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Okay. Okay, option number one is, well,
I can't really describe it. I'm going to
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have to show you.
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We're going to be scared about it. It
really doesn't hurt that much.
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Okay? Whoa!
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Whoa! What?
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What did... I mean, you're going to cut
it?
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Well, we have to. We really want to get
this thing down. What we'll do is we're
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just going to make a tiny little
incision, not even half an inch long,
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we're just going to puncture it and
relieve the blood pressure, and then it
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make your erection go down.
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I mean, I don't...
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I don't want you to cut my dick. I mean,
I'm talking about penis. But I really
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don't want you to.
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Well, that's option A.
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Okay, anything else. Which is the one
that we've performed a million times and
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it works the best. If you don't favor
it. No.
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Well,
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there is another option, actually.
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We did start doing this and you might
actually enjoy this.
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As long as it doesn't hurt and you don't
have to cut me. Oh, it's not going to
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hurt. Trust me. You're going to actually
really enjoy this.
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Okay. Well, that's way better.
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Okay.
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What is it?
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Is it medication?
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No. It's actually hands -on healing
medication.
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Okay. Like a scalp massage or something?
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Oh, no, no. Kind of like a little bit of
this.
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Does that feel good?
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It's very good.
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That's good. It's really good isn't it?
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Isn't this option so much better?
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I can't believe you even thought about
anything else. We do it all the time.
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With patients such as yourself who come
in from erections that last over four
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hours more.
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We nurses know how to really take care
of your problem.
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Feel free to show me up if that helps.
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It does. It does?
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It helps.
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Something?
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh.
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Shit.
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Mm -hmm.
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This might help.
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I think it will.
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mm -hmm
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directions.
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Oh my god.
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